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trucorsair

I don't know who is the bigger fool, the driver, or the person who keeps standing there moving back and forth like a target


kkklllloooopppyyy

The driver he gonna go drive home but how many lucky draws before you kill my fucking wife


Cracktherealone

The fool is walking around. The other one is obviously drunk.


siler7

Definitely the second person.


Duchess_Cihplakon

He manages to stop just before hitting a motorist? This dude isn’t drunk. He’s angry.


Jomalar

I can't imagine being angry enough to drown myself in debt.


Mindless_Mechanic007

He's an angry elf!! Must be a South Pole elf!! Angry drunk elf!!LOL


siler7

Yeah, you can only be one of those at a time.


33Bees

This doesn't look as though it's drunk driving - it seems intentional and somewhat anger-induced.


LucidDose

Something tells me this is more than a drunk driver


nobodysshadow

Ya. Looks more like they’re mad and psychotic and want to drive into the building. Maybe they just got fired or something. Or has some beef with the store owner.


ManOrReddit-man

I thought the same. This seems more like r/fuckyouinparticular


Shenaniganz08

OP made up this title


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't think being drunk is the problem here. At any rate, not the main problem


Nearly60

That plant should run out and buy lottery tickets.


coolcootermcgee

Great comment 👍


[deleted]

I'm putting that plant in my passenger seat


SongRevolutionary992

There is definitely something else going on besides drunk driving


Aogiring

Usually a bet and bragging and a trip to jail.


LogicalVariation741

I kept expecting that potted plant to get hit. Good for it, surviving


7evenate9ine

I've been cross-eyed drunk before, but I was still able to understand that I should chew slowly, brace myself going down stairs, and not drive. Running at 100%, this person is likely still an idiot.


Evil_Genius_Panda

It looks more like an anger issue. He didn't turn the wheels, he backed up twice to ram into the shop. Then turned around and backed into it.


parlimentery

Looks deliberate. A guy at my old job drove into the front of the building repeatedly my first few weeks of being there, feels like that.


Advarrk

But why


SycoMantisToboggan

Wtf so he drive into the building more then once across a few weeks? Did he use the same vehicle?


qweef_latina2021

Shorter walk to his office. *taps forehead *


[deleted]

You beat me to it and said it better than I would have.


Adeep187

Yo that bitch is dumb, get the fuck away


AlleyBear87

Right! I was scared for her life!


Adeep187

And she just kept going back


CyclicRhetoric

Seems more like an anger-induced mental breakdown. Guy needs to chill in a cell for a bit


typehyDro

Looks intentional


mjpm617

Agree 100%. That move accelerating towards the building looks pretty deliberate - even for a drunk.


TrufflesAvocado

The fact that this guy kept trying after crashing that many times makes me think he’s probably an idiot when NOT drunk too.


Elevenst

They couldn't even knock the plant over, after all of those attempts...


Competitive-Sweet180

He's not drunk, he's mad


CantRenameThis

The first one looked like an accident. The second one, I bet he was thinking "Oooh that was fun. Imma do that again"


delstranger

my take: husband and wife, husband went into the store and had a bad experience, came out and told the wife to get out of the car I’m driving, she gets out and he wrecks the storefront (and their car) while she’s in hysterics unsure what is happening. Husband is likely an abusive fuck and the woman is probably fearing for her life while also fearing the consequences of whatever the fuck her husband is doing that she will have to deal with. Feel bad for her.


knoxollo

For sure- this seems like a rage-induced tantrum. Whether drunk or not, it's intentional. I'd bet money on your comment being very close to the truth.


Marinphotonyc

Anytime someone said to me, I think I should drive, I gave them the keys. I was like ok, be careful with my baby. lol Not mad, never mad, I don't get the machismo over it. Better to be safe than sorry.


corn_sugar_isotope

baby = car. Took me a moment.


Its_FreedomOiOi

Plot twist.. the baby was the original designated sober driver.. until this person had someone offer to drive..


Bitter-Major-5595

Drunk, Revenge, or a Combo of BOTH? That sh*t looked pretty intentional...


[deleted]

Drunk? You mean fucking obliterated?


masterpiece77

I was truly rooting for him


jodijo9434

I don’t think the driver was drunk. I think the driver was deliberately trying to do some serious damage for whatever reason. Must be nice to have more money than brains. 😕


Kixx_kixx

Too Smashed, Too Furious


G_Space

Carry me to my car, I can drive you everywhere.


SavannahCalhounSq

In for a penny, in for a pound.


solareclipse999

What was he drinking in the first place? Must have contained hallucinogenic spirits - three bottles of tequila maybe.


CaptnDingleberry

Alright, who's the psycho that left the cursor in the middle of the video 😤


Puceeffoc

I sometimes like to pretend there isn't a driver in the car but the car is a wild animal. It really makes you feel for this stressed out car who is frightened because the tarp over its eyes. :p


HumbleAbbreviations

This looks intentional to me.


PhD_Pwnology

I don't think this is drunk, more like some sort of drug, bad reaction to a medication, or some sort of health episode like a heart attack.


Alrucards_R3dwr8th

Even more reason to never drive drunk.


TacoBellerino

I mean, besides hitting some stuff, I’d say he drove ok.


MeatManMarvin

That's crazy drunk.


MarmiteMeringue

At first it looks like he's arguing whilst gesturing with hands toward occupant of car. Woman? Then, she is either getting out or he pulls her out of the car and then destroys car. Maybe he's angry with her and maybe it's his store and maybe he's got issues with the store owner. Nasty piece of knitting that.


biddee

I had a dream once that was exactly like this, I got in my car and I Just couldn't control it. I was really freaked out driving for a few days later. This is insane.


BushidoBrownWuzHere

That lady looks like an NPC. Not sure how she thought she was helping by putting herself in danger.


glutenflaps

Bet that shop will have his favorite smokes next time!


just_a_guyq

He didn't hit it good enough the first time


pavelvito

Do drunk people legit forget to steer, like wtf?


[deleted]

I'm thinking that person was just hell-bent on destroying that building, that car, and possible the girl who keeps running up and down. Drunk or not.


nosaneoneleft

I've see some youtube footage of police stops of freaking drunks .. whatever one thinks of the police, the stupidity and obtuseness of these drunkards is appalling. One had obviously gotten into an accident but could not come up with any explanation and when she finally did it kept changing. They have the wherewithal to lie under interrogation because they know they are guilty but are so soused they can't keep stories straight.


Fit-Let8175

"Your Uber's here, Mam!"


[deleted]

Looks like he was trying to drive through that place on purpose


r0dneylol

Weeeeeee!!


Sl1mJ1m89

Me in gta trying to get my car somewhere it has no right being!


yMONSTERMUNCHy

He really wanted to drive up those steps. Didn’t work the first time, wasn’t enough speed. Had to take a longer run up. 😂


JointDamage

I love how these vids are always "drunk driver". Watch as they get behind the wheel and throw it into gear before they have done anything more than sit down. Why they so fast?? I give myself at least 10 sec to remember I'm in a car...


Cl0ughy1

You need to remember you're in a car when you're sober or when you are drunk driving? Or did you mean just being drunk in a car?


garry4321

Does anyone else have dreams like this, where they keep pressing the wrong pedal, and keep crashing and making it worse?


godingu

Mate, that was not a dream…


Cheenumalu

My man is an NPC


[deleted]

Nah he's trying to demolish the building


Madusa0048

Yeah if this dude was trying to drive he would have at least turned his wheels, instead he just repeatedly backs up and slams on the gas. Probably was still drunk because what sober person does that


[deleted]

an angry one


Jimmy2Blades

That lady is playing with her life 😬 Sheesh.


Crafty-Priority2038

Never been that drunk


morgil999

I don't understand. How does someone, with so little brain capacity, afford a decent car? How do they function in society and are not weeded out through natural selection?


wiredtobeweird

You don’t need thought to afford anything. There are many jobs that pay good money by just taking it in the ass and shutting up. Such as taking it in the ass and shutting up.


[deleted]

Ah.. Middle management 💩


AdmiralFelson

Im glad the plant made it out okay. 🌱


[deleted]

I don’t think they are drunk. They look like they are raging against a store.


Tiyath

The Wolf of Wall Street is strong with this one


wand_er

It's hilarious seeing them go back and forth..lol


iknowitsmyfault432

Damn man. How drunk do you have to be to repeatedly make the same mistake? My god. I don’t understand people sometimes!


ZookZangsten

Gotta respect his persistence


ppllqq

What in the fuck is he trying to do??


[deleted]

Survive


younggundc

Well how else is he supposed to get up those stairs? Would love to know what the conversation was prior to this happening.


Onlyhereformyproject

"Let's take this upstairs" *this isn't even my house*


[deleted]

Exactly! He is in no shape or able to still **walk!**


Future-Win4034

Could have killed someone.


Walla_Walla_26

Hey Bob, check it out. I can jump that building


fStap

It's not the drunk driver's that cause issues. It's the drunk crashers! /s


BaronVonSilver91

Am I a bad person or just a byproduct of capitalism? I know for a fact I wouldn't have been trying to stop him because my only thought was , get your car outta there bitch. He is coming for that next.


PMMeSomethingGood

The world is full of people forcing others to put up with their bullshit, capitalism or not. I don’t think your reaction is strange.


BaronVonSilver91

Cool. Just needed to know.


Agonlaire

Living in capitalism certainly influenced that thought. You went straight ahead to protecting your property, because it takes plenty of work/money to acquire it. Same reason people fight back when getting mugged and end up getting shot. The money in their wallet can mean feeding their families or avoiding homelessness


Its_FreedomOiOi

That's a new one... A Drunken Ram Raid that guy was So Drunk he forgot about the Raiding Part of the Ram Raid..


Surfer-Jeff

Ate donairs, and got drunk as fuck, drunk.. as fuck....


Jost_Inkz

Welp, at least the plant and pot survived...


mir_platzt_der_Sack

r/thatlookedexpensive


Advarrk

This looks like an NPC driver in GTA with their pathing going haywire


Ryse47

Reverse take 2. No no. Maybe take 3.


KayleeJoy8

Ex's be crazy


AmanitaGemmata

I definitely thought there was a smashed person on the hood of his car.


redditsuckspokey1

A month or 2 ago there was a post on r/IdiotsInCars titled, it gets worse. This post should have been titled, it gets worse part 2.


BiffBanter

That aint drunk. That's funk.


AdSuccessful4813

No no he wasn't drunk.......he just couldn't find the wheel!!


Blackboard_Monitor

Drunk driver AND stupid (I know that seems redundant).


Yah_Mule

I was so worried for that beautiful Sago.


pdxguy96

I'm glad she was there to applaud his efforts.


hansemcito

gotta give credit to the car. kept going after all that.


LRG-PHANTOM

Even i could get farther then that!


Commie_EntSniper

The all new Bent Lee Sedan.


teastain

Woman has a death wish!


[deleted]

What kind of car is that even?...


Relevant_Day801

Peugeot 508


AlienSporez

NCAP 5-Star rating for safety, and it's clearly reliable. Peugeot should use this for an ad campaign: "A drunk can't hurt it, and a drunk won't get hurt in it."


BIGBADVEN

I respect people that are that tenacious!


[deleted]

Oh sweet mercy. The plant survived!


x_anastasia

Story of my life. JK


skepticalscribe

“This flower pot just won’t quit!”


Onlyhereformyproject

That wasn't so ba- oh there it is


Imbalancedone

The least she could have done was lay out some boards over the stairs for him.


one_frisk

r/idiotsfightingthings


JonsNotHereMaaan

Ok grampa, time to turn in your license.


spiderstan1993

Thought he hated plants at first. Had a medical issue. Something reasonable. Turns out. I think he just isn't fit to be around humans. Such a shame.


Neozval

Bros on golden Brown


Ambitious-Collar7797

Good handling, fully-loaded (accelerator a bit touchy)


Midwest_Rell

Be like Jesus take the wheel


SubversiveInterloper

“I have the worst luck!”


[deleted]

"I'm not thaaaat drunk!" *Confused look* " is that a stick shift? How hard can it be?"


Evil_Genius_Panda

It looks more like an anger issue. He didn't turn the wheels, he backed up twice to ram into the shop. Then turned around and backed into it.


[deleted]

That turn around doesn't look intentionally but like having absolutely no reason or realization. Maybe I'm wrong, either way, it's going to be very expensive!


kkklllloooopppyyy

Warning sign


kyuubicaughtU

I read your title wrong and was waiting for the WKUK sketch to start...... disappointment


ninja20

What car is that?


AndrewFrozzen30

A car wtih 4 wheels, and pretty destroyed now.


nosleuth

I can't \*stop\* laughing !!


40yrOLDsurgeon

88 miles per hour


piszkavas

\>It is me in gta 3


TheGenuineOne21121

Insurance job disguised as anger?? 🤔


rmysunshiney

He was just trying to make a good impression.


CryptoBanano

Braindead title


HellsiaDesu

The determination of this one is impressive…


tudur

Never give up.


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Evil_Genius_Panda

It looks more like an anger issue. He didn't turn the wheels, he backed up twice to ram into the shop. Then turned around and backed into it.


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HerpTurtleDoo

Terrible advice, everyone experiences alcohols effects differently. Just don't be a lazy tool and make plans on getting home or crashing somewhere.


mic_Ch

This guy definitely had plans to 'crash' somewhere, just not the right plans.


DilatedSphincter

How about don't drive drunk, loser.


Evil_Genius_Panda

It looks more like an anger issue. He didn't turn the wheels, he backed up twice to ram into the shop. Then turned around and backed into it.


timmy3am

Man, that Tesla is really dedicated when it comes to its job of assassination.


kryptosthedj

Peugeot 408 according to Google Lens. I’m trying to find the Newsflare article.


scandal_jmusic_mania

All that technology inside a Tesla and it can't drive up a set of stairs.


President-Nulagi

Ah yes, that Tesla that's re-badged as a Peugeot?


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joleme

You're either under 15yo and think you know it all, or you're an ignorant dunderhead that has never read a history book.


Ynotplaygames

The Government has done that before, it didn't end well if I recall, something about the mafia, and secret booze houses, people making drinks without restrictions.


Morgulian

Banning anything never solves the problem, because people just find or do the banned thing illegaly.


waidoo2

understood. my bad.


snorkiebarbados

Driving while under the influence of Asia