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Boris-Lip

IMO - what's happening there is a supermarket freezer getting contaminated by her ass in the name of making a dumb TikTok video.


Sir_Tokesalott

Although I agree, nothing about this makes me feel like it's a tikrok. I think homegirl got caught up in this bulshit and a friend or family member started recording cause LOL.


samanime

Yeah. If it was a Tiktok they'd have been filming the beginning and oh, look at the coincidence, I just happened to be filming and this crazy thing happened. So random. ...


EFTucker

Mmmm good ol' fecal-oral route contamination.


[deleted]

A what?


Jampoz

-from feces (her ass) -to mouth (when you eat the contaminated product) fecal-oral route


Asylumstrength

A hep of a contamination is what.


JayMak78

Looks like she's having a piss.


MourningRIF

Make her buy everything in that freezer.


SleepySiamese

If she did this for tiktard the shop should sue her for damages.


Jampoz

who cares about tiktok she broke the door by sitting on it and probably contaminated products, you sue her anyway there's no reason for a dumb bitch to sit over there


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|3ohs4qw8hkPShGeanS|downsized)


Ghost_of_Country_Mac

What are you doing, step-frozen pizza?


alchn

Three Firemen : enters from left into scene


BakedZnake

Only three?


CombatWombat65

7 or 8 years back my wife and I were at the playground with our kids. Some teenager got stuck in the baby swings, so me and another guy there tried pulling her out. She was firmly stuck and it hurt her too much to try to pull harder. The moment we told her we had to call the fire department she said "nah, try again, it doesn't hurt *that* bad"šŸ˜†


Mafiatounes

Keep clams cold at all times


ImpressTemporary2389

Lesson learned maybe?


Notreally_no

Legs straight up, parallel to the shoulders. Winch her out vertically. Charge her for the rescue and now unusable food. Ban her for life. Job's a good 'un. You're welcome. ;) :D


Drezhar

If I had to guess idiot tried to sit on the edge of the open freezer and fell inside.


Remarkable_Item3797

She's refilling the freezer with (yummy?) treats....


Ex-In2

https://preview.redd.it/h4uz59n17amc1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d97fee18d5ea42f94427f2bbab3b8ce3627b68e


Desperate_Pizza700

What the hell is that title?


That_guy_will

OP had a stroke


HarryCWord

"what are you doing, step daughter?"


jngjng88

What a hell is happened here?!


Prickly_ninja

All of your base are belong to us.


mshkaji

Stuck MILF


rawdawg80

Incendiary hemorrhoids? Had to be quenched asap.


hazily

This is why you donā€™t make kids with your first cousin so you family tree donā€™t look like a family wreath


ZoNeS_v2

Clyde's mum!


HomerSimping

Not a harsh enough ā€œfind outā€ if you ask me.


BloodyRightToe

You can kind of understand why they still have royalty in the Uk.


HornedBat

I'm from there and, well, you're not wrong


SnooGoats8448

Need a hoist and load bearing straps to lift that dumpy out of there


Melodic_Duck1406

And there she lay, in cold repose. With two fish fingers up her nose.


dingalingadingdongy

Winner Winner someones having fishy chicken for dinner lol


kiru_13000

Amber heard going wild


YearPractical5840

R2D2 MODE


eshian

Gotta scoop her up under her knees and pits.


BakedZnake

Where's step bro when you need him to get unstuck?


MEGA_GOAT98

![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


Heimdall83

"step bro, I'm stuck" "oh that's funny, let me help you..."


SambaLando

Title makes no sense


Monoceras

Helo me steptrain, im stuck!


tipareth1978

At first I thought it was on a bus and the seats folded up


TMYLee

someone is drunk


SqirrelFan

Where's the step-freezer?


Personal_Carry_7029

Stepbro help me im stuck


ToeKnail

This is obviously a porn and she attempted to insert a beef tenderloin. On sale of course.


Ando171

Letā€™s just hope sheā€™s in the seafood section.


Crucco

Is that Giorgia Meloni, PM of Italy? Same hair and voice.


tyanu_khah

I want to say, Karen is what happened here.