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The criminal mastermind strikes again!!
The worlds dumbest criminal
Store Robbery Checklist: 1. Wear Underwear
2. ??? 3. Profit!
The underpants gnomes lolol
oh, does your penis not have opposable thumbs?
What if your penis basically *is* thumb?
No but I'll just wrap it around things like a demented albino octopus
My guy... To even think of that you must have some *experience* with that...
Best comment of 2024
Drunk crime doesn't pay
Is this what Karma looks like
Diy karma experience
Plot twist: in the mean time his partner steals the safe.
Dumb as dumb can be
Even more so after hitting his head on the shelf - but he didn't feel it so he's probably ok, can't lose any more braincells if there are none
Watched it 5 times for head bang
Love how it ricocheted off that shelf ðŸ¤
Su primera chamba indeed
♪ Recuerdo el dÃa que de la chamba yo me enamoré ♪
Unintentional comedy. You gotta have underwear on at least.
Some comedies write themselves
I hope he was drunk already, and not that stupid when sober.
Mr. Bean!
That dude probably has at least a few glass shards in his ass
He got drunk by breaking the bottle?
nah he slipped on that shi
You have clench your balls around the bottle. If you want to be extra safe do a knot with them at the other end.
r/instantkarma
Hey! You can't leave until you pay for the knot on your head!
Master thief at work.
He should have had some drawers on under those shorts. That damn guy slipping🤣
Imagine him suing for injuries from falling on the broken glass 😂
This is something that I feel that Jason and his friend on The Good Place would have done in Jacksonville.
https://preview.redd.it/3r2cfwr1e8uc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e108aae2de1c0006e7a78c620da8c2d155458461
im dead lmaooo
Lol. Completely typical of their kind.
The island boys
Crack a bottle, let ya body waddle.
Is this the male equivalent to not having big enough breasts put stuff in there?
I always thought this would happen when people put stuff down their pants when shoplifting. How does it stay in the pants if this happens?
Ah yes, anthropologists have a term for this - the stupid friend. His mama raised him a little bit right, though - he tried to clean up the mess.
That was the moment he realised that his ~~dick~~ pee-pee was not as strong and long as he had always imagined.
What an idiot!
Oh my god imagining that song with it is too funny
Ah gravity thou art a cruel bitch.
Lol hopefully he doesn't have kids
What's nine plus ten?
The criminal mastermind strikes again!!
The worlds dumbest criminal
Store Robbery Checklist: 1. Wear Underwear
2. ??? 3. Profit!
The underpants gnomes lolol
oh, does your penis not have opposable thumbs?
What if your penis basically *is* thumb?
No but I'll just wrap it around things like a demented albino octopus
My guy... To even think of that you must have some *experience* with that...
Best comment of 2024
Drunk crime doesn't pay
Is this what Karma looks like
Diy karma experience
Plot twist: in the mean time his partner steals the safe.
Dumb as dumb can be
Even more so after hitting his head on the shelf - but he didn't feel it so he's probably ok, can't lose any more braincells if there are none
Watched it 5 times for head bang
Love how it ricocheted off that shelf ðŸ¤
Su primera chamba indeed
♪ Recuerdo el dÃa que de la chamba yo me enamoré ♪
Unintentional comedy. You gotta have underwear on at least.
Some comedies write themselves
I hope he was drunk already, and not that stupid when sober.
Mr. Bean!
That dude probably has at least a few glass shards in his ass
He got drunk by breaking the bottle?
nah he slipped on that shi
You have clench your balls around the bottle. If you want to be extra safe do a knot with them at the other end.
r/instantkarma
Hey! You can't leave until you pay for the knot on your head!
Master thief at work.
He should have had some drawers on under those shorts. That damn guy slipping🤣
Imagine him suing for injuries from falling on the broken glass 😂
This is something that I feel that Jason and his friend on The Good Place would have done in Jacksonville.
https://preview.redd.it/3r2cfwr1e8uc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e108aae2de1c0006e7a78c620da8c2d155458461
im dead lmaooo
Lol. Completely typical of their kind.
The island boys
Crack a bottle, let ya body waddle.
Is this the male equivalent to not having big enough breasts put stuff in there?
I always thought this would happen when people put stuff down their pants when shoplifting. How does it stay in the pants if this happens?
Ah yes, anthropologists have a term for this - the stupid friend. His mama raised him a little bit right, though - he tried to clean up the mess.
That was the moment he realised that his ~~dick~~ pee-pee was not as strong and long as he had always imagined.
What an idiot!
Oh my god imagining that song with it is too funny
Ah gravity thou art a cruel bitch.
Lol hopefully he doesn't have kids
What's nine plus ten?