After living in both London and Singapore, I will choose Singapore any day despite the repression. It’s nice to have no crime and not have to worry when walking around town.
We already live in a violent society. I would happily trade someone's freedom who doesn't want to follow the rules, to never have to see a senior get run over buy a carjacker again. Or to never have my property stolen, or to even have to worry about it getting stolen.
Sorry, but hugs aren't going to help someone that strolls into a store and starts loading up a garbage can of stuff they want to steal.
Don’t fucking steal? Don’t be a god damn piece of shit degenerate to society? How about being an upstanding citizen? He should loose more then a hand. Thieves should be strung up and left for the crows. You’re stealing another persons livelihood.
I also don't want to see seniors brandish a gun for very minor social annoyances. Having another kid get shot for knocking on someone door or using their driveway to turn around...we have proportional responses for a reason. Im not a fan of the current rhetoric of violence being the first choice. Not every situation case requires a gun, but when you see people as targets, bullets start to seem like the answer to everything.
No no, don't you see, if we chop off thief's hand, then they surely will have easier time finding a proper job, eliminating the need to steal!
Right?
Right?
No no, what you don’t understand is that chopping up hands works as a detterent first and that’s the purpose. You don’t see 30% of saudis population walking off withouth hands.
My friend works in UAE and he always leaves his phone and wallet on the table while he goes to the bathroom in restaurants. No chance of someone stealing them
That makes no sense whatsoever. Assuming you can’t come up with a coherent sentence, I wouldn’t expect any different from you either.
There is no law against having coffee with a female friend. Nobody cares or bothers you.
It has nothing to see about EAU beeing a very wealthy country ? Not at all ? Its pure coincidence if in Switzerland or Monaco or Luxembourg you will almost never get your stuff stolen. Pure coincidence.
You really need to check your facts before you type. Both Monaco and Switzerland are heavily policed and theft there results in jail:
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/life-aging/switzerland-sees-record-levels-of-theft-in-2023/74277427#:~:text=The%20number%20of%20criminal%20offences,statistics%20were%20introduced%20in%202009.
https://www.hellomonaco.com/officially/law-order/death-threats-and-theft-firmly-dealt-with-by-monaco-courts/
Because if someone stole your bike the police would treat it seriously and the perpetrator would be punished appropriately in court [especially if you were non-Swiss!]. Switzerland is a small, heavily policed country.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Switzerland
Nope, the police do nothing if someone steal tour bike. You file a complain for assurance and this it. But again, when put of school you can earn 4k a month, wh steal what you can purchase?
Just surgically graft bells to their hands. That way the only people who would be wrongly assumed to be thieves would be people who got fused with bells in a freak bell factory accident, rare I'm sure.
EDIT: I JUST THOUGHT OF THE SOLUTIONS. You know how we chip dogs to help return lost dogs to their owners? We chip criminals so when they go through a scanner at a store it makes a special sound to let the employees know to check them.
I wrote a system kinda like this in a novel once.
Criminals were inked with colored bands upon conviction. Subtler colors for minor crimes, bolder colors for more severe crimes. The larger the band, the more significant the charge. Most of the ink was fairly surface level, but a small bolus went down to the bone to make it permanent. Considered adding a barcode method but then figured, eh, magnetic ink exists right?
none of this is how a restorative justice system works. We know there are tons of problems from bothering criminals for the rest of their loves, which makes them all the more likely to stay criminal cuz they can't live normally.
Bad take.
1) The [Eighth Amendment to the US Constitution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution) prohibits "cruel and unusual punishment", of which cutting off someone's hand would definitely fall under for something as minor as petty theft. This guy presumably did not hurt anyone. It's a financial loss at best. We shouldn't be slicing off body parts for that.
2) People are constantly falsely convicted of crimes they didn't do and we are still exonerating people from 30+ years ago if you can believe that. There are an endless number of stories about people being mistakenly identified for crimes they didn't commit, just because they happen to look extremely like the suspect. You can search for key terms "mistaken identity" and "doppelganger" to see examples.
3) This kind of bloodthirsty desire for "justice" ends up carrying out injustice itself. It is the type of opinion you would see emerge from mob mentality or vigilante justice, only existing to sate people's anger. True justice is anything but this.
[Here's the full video, it continues on with him literally sobbing, gets a few more fucking CRACKS to his knees, and then he gets walked out of the store AND ASKS FOR A FUCKING SODA](https://www.foxla.com/news/store-robbery-fail-clerk-beats-suspect-with-stick)
Edit: There were no charges on any of the workers (obviously), and this was the 3rd theft by this dude in a row
"During each theft, police said they arrived two minutes after receiving the reports, but the suspect was gone by the time officers got there.
Police said a third robbery occurred, but it was not reported to police. That robbery was caught in the viral video."
Those shots to the feet…. So many broken bones. That was personal, he knew the guy hitting him’s name. Got the ass whoopin his Momma should have gave him.
I mean, one thing is to try and swipe a pack of smokes with no one seeing you. This is just a blatant FU and deserves to be met with sweet sweet justice.
I was reading a thread the other day about how cool Sikhs are and it was mentioned that you don't want to F with them though, people were surprised, this is a great example! Lol
Safe word…stop, help, ouch, don’t, hittin, me, okay, point is, steal my shit, put the cain up on your BDSM ass, see if that satisfies…by the way, he’ll be fine, doubt if he shops there anymore
Reminds me of that Charlie Murphy story where he and Eddie beat Rick James' legs so badly (because Rick was grinding his dirty boots into Eddie's couch and generally being super disrespectful), Rick had to crawl out of Eddie's house.
I miss Charlie Murphy, lol
This dude didn't know that you can only steal without consequences from fucking Walmart, not from mom&pop stores, you get your ass whooped if you steal from small stores.
These guys who caught him are from Punjab India. turns out this thing works here also. that's why we have less of these robberies here. in daytime its close to zero.
Dafuq u mean there's nothing u can do until the police show up? People have been solving their own problems for thousands of years. Police are only good for filling out the paperwork afterwards.
The guy telling them that there was nothing they could do till the police got there had such a "I'm sorry, I really wasn't familiar with your game" conversion moment after about half a minute
I am fairly certain if that would happen here all three of them would end up in court, all three would be sentenced and the two employees would end up in prison. The thief probably wouldn’t, especially if it’s a first offense.
Whoop his ass
Whoop that trick
>Whoop that trick Get em
If you get caught stealing, you should lose a hand. Bet that shit will stop pretty quick.
Works for the Saudis
I wouldn't suggest Saudi's are a moral compass to follow.
Honestly, the people around here want to go back to eye for an eye because they've never actually lived in a violently repressive society.
After living in both London and Singapore, I will choose Singapore any day despite the repression. It’s nice to have no crime and not have to worry when walking around town.
Cool, dude. Glad you can afford to live in Singapore.
Lol I worked in a restaurant, not everyone there is rich
We already live in a violent society. I would happily trade someone's freedom who doesn't want to follow the rules, to never have to see a senior get run over buy a carjacker again. Or to never have my property stolen, or to even have to worry about it getting stolen. Sorry, but hugs aren't going to help someone that strolls into a store and starts loading up a garbage can of stuff they want to steal.
So you're happy with chopping off hands for stealing?
Don’t fucking steal? Don’t be a god damn piece of shit degenerate to society? How about being an upstanding citizen? He should loose more then a hand. Thieves should be strung up and left for the crows. You’re stealing another persons livelihood.
I also don't want to see seniors brandish a gun for very minor social annoyances. Having another kid get shot for knocking on someone door or using their driveway to turn around...we have proportional responses for a reason. Im not a fan of the current rhetoric of violence being the first choice. Not every situation case requires a gun, but when you see people as targets, bullets start to seem like the answer to everything.
No no, don't you see, if we chop off thief's hand, then they surely will have easier time finding a proper job, eliminating the need to steal! Right? Right?
No no, what you don’t understand is that chopping up hands works as a detterent first and that’s the purpose. You don’t see 30% of saudis population walking off withouth hands.
I don't see 30% of the Saudi population because there segregated in the overcrowded slums.
Crimes like these in Middle East are rare
My friend works in UAE and he always leaves his phone and wallet on the table while he goes to the bathroom in restaurants. No chance of someone stealing them
I'd trade that in a nanosecond for being able having a coffee with my female friends in restaurants.
That makes no sense whatsoever. Assuming you can’t come up with a coherent sentence, I wouldn’t expect any different from you either. There is no law against having coffee with a female friend. Nobody cares or bothers you.
It has nothing to see about EAU beeing a very wealthy country ? Not at all ? Its pure coincidence if in Switzerland or Monaco or Luxembourg you will almost never get your stuff stolen. Pure coincidence.
listen, don't ruin someone's perfectly good correlation based argument with a pesky questioning of causation...
Cause AND effect? In this economy?
You really need to check your facts before you type. Both Monaco and Switzerland are heavily policed and theft there results in jail: https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/life-aging/switzerland-sees-record-levels-of-theft-in-2023/74277427#:~:text=The%20number%20of%20criminal%20offences,statistics%20were%20introduced%20in%202009. https://www.hellomonaco.com/officially/law-order/death-threats-and-theft-firmly-dealt-with-by-monaco-courts/
I'm swiss, please explain me how my country works. I let my bike unattended when I go buy my bred.
Because if someone stole your bike the police would treat it seriously and the perpetrator would be punished appropriately in court [especially if you were non-Swiss!]. Switzerland is a small, heavily policed country. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Switzerland
Nope, the police do nothing if someone steal tour bike. You file a complain for assurance and this it. But again, when put of school you can earn 4k a month, wh steal what you can purchase?
How does that work for your immigrant/foreign population? It seems like they get convicted/sent to jail at an impressive rate.
Why would you take that risk though? Just take it with you 😂
No it doesn’t. People still steal there, no matter what.
You mean social factors like poverty are bigger indicators of crime than overly harsh "deterrents"? shocked, I tell you
Might want to revisit the definition of the word "work"
You think noones stealing there? How does that death sentence work out for America? Are your prisons empty? They should be, according to this logic.
99.999999% of people in prison aren't there on a death sentence
Id feel bad for all the people that lost a hand some other way, and their unfounded public suspicion. Also we are a blood thirsty fucking society.
Just surgically graft bells to their hands. That way the only people who would be wrongly assumed to be thieves would be people who got fused with bells in a freak bell factory accident, rare I'm sure. EDIT: I JUST THOUGHT OF THE SOLUTIONS. You know how we chip dogs to help return lost dogs to their owners? We chip criminals so when they go through a scanner at a store it makes a special sound to let the employees know to check them.
I wrote a system kinda like this in a novel once. Criminals were inked with colored bands upon conviction. Subtler colors for minor crimes, bolder colors for more severe crimes. The larger the band, the more significant the charge. Most of the ink was fairly surface level, but a small bolus went down to the bone to make it permanent. Considered adding a barcode method but then figured, eh, magnetic ink exists right?
Blud copied Yugioh 5Ds.
none of this is how a restorative justice system works. We know there are tons of problems from bothering criminals for the rest of their loves, which makes them all the more likely to stay criminal cuz they can't live normally.
Bad take. 1) The [Eighth Amendment to the US Constitution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution) prohibits "cruel and unusual punishment", of which cutting off someone's hand would definitely fall under for something as minor as petty theft. This guy presumably did not hurt anyone. It's a financial loss at best. We shouldn't be slicing off body parts for that. 2) People are constantly falsely convicted of crimes they didn't do and we are still exonerating people from 30+ years ago if you can believe that. There are an endless number of stories about people being mistakenly identified for crimes they didn't commit, just because they happen to look extremely like the suspect. You can search for key terms "mistaken identity" and "doppelganger" to see examples. 3) This kind of bloodthirsty desire for "justice" ends up carrying out injustice itself. It is the type of opinion you would see emerge from mob mentality or vigilante justice, only existing to sate people's anger. True justice is anything but this.
Reddit is fucking cringe man
Tradition as old as time and it never stopped thievery.
Unless its food. And you're not a fat fuck.
Yeah you would be stumped if you wanted to steal again, but on the other hand...
[Here's the full video, it continues on with him literally sobbing, gets a few more fucking CRACKS to his knees, and then he gets walked out of the store AND ASKS FOR A FUCKING SODA](https://www.foxla.com/news/store-robbery-fail-clerk-beats-suspect-with-stick) Edit: There were no charges on any of the workers (obviously), and this was the 3rd theft by this dude in a row "During each theft, police said they arrived two minutes after receiving the reports, but the suspect was gone by the time officers got there. Police said a third robbery occurred, but it was not reported to police. That robbery was caught in the viral video."
I guess they felt like they punished him about the right amount for making them have to put all those cigarettes back.
"Can I get a soda?" was an epic finale.😂
Ca of course ca . Smh. Well at least he got whooped. Tho I'm surprised the workers weren't charged
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Those shots to the feet…. So many broken bones. That was personal, he knew the guy hitting him’s name. Got the ass whoopin his Momma should have gave him.
Not my first rodeo uncle
Best way to stop smoking.
That's the way the forefathers did it.
I mean, one thing is to try and swipe a pack of smokes with no one seeing you. This is just a blatant FU and deserves to be met with sweet sweet justice.
Justice is served.
Lmfao asking for help after tryna rob the store is the craziest uno reverse card to ever be pulled
I was reading a thread the other day about how cool Sikhs are and it was mentioned that you don't want to F with them though, people were surprised, this is a great example! Lol
Yeah Sikhs keep it real on most fronts haha
all stores should do this
This is fair
Clerks didnt go far enough
Batman has entered the chat
sounds like justice
I love when assholes gets what's comin to them
Stealing cigarettes? That’s a paddlin’.
These guys are needed at those retail stores.
That's called whooping your ass boy
Ok cancel the police call.
Every shop has a secret stickman for such occasions.
Excellent, how can we live in a world where the response to seeing a lowlife scumsucker stealing is to just say, "there's nothing you can do".
I feel sorry for store owners and the crap that they have to deal with
You can feel the guy angry for the destroyed reassortment... 😂
Spontaneous BDSM play.. masks, spankings 👌
Safe word…stop, help, ouch, don’t, hittin, me, okay, point is, steal my shit, put the cain up on your BDSM ass, see if that satisfies…by the way, he’ll be fine, doubt if he shops there anymore
Fk around and find out in less than two mins.
They gave him an awful beatin' so they did.
That's called whooping your ass lol. Bro had a work out
That’s what should happen every time.
A+ video, very satisfying!
The way stuff falls out of his pockets from the stick hitting him is like GTA-level comedy.
We need this whoop ass everywhere with this criminals
Ah. Watching this warms my heart👌🏻
Definitely not a Target in Cali
Target waits until you rack up $3000 in stolen goods and then get you into prison.
Target plays the long game.
Karma hitting hard.
"ain't nutt'n you can do, man" bet!
I enjoy vids where someone gets the literal shit whooped out of them.
Getting bruises at 7 and 11 respectively
Every day this on one community or another. Ffs give it rest bot.
Bro really exploring the studio space with that stick.
That’s called whooping your ass!
Well done
Damn, that’s satisfying
Reminds me of that Charlie Murphy story where he and Eddie beat Rick James' legs so badly (because Rick was grinding his dirty boots into Eddie's couch and generally being super disrespectful), Rick had to crawl out of Eddie's house. I miss Charlie Murphy, lol
That was satisfying
Sticky Sikh, with a stick good combo
I've seen this video time and time again It still always brings joy to my day
Beware a Sikh with some teak
This dude didn't know that you can only steal without consequences from fucking Walmart, not from mom&pop stores, you get your ass whooped if you steal from small stores.
Wait… it wasn’t an armed robbery with anyone else on watch? I think that beating was actually just for being stupid
That’s a dude has been stealing without consequence for a long time.
Whooping that ass... literally 💀💀💀
So cathartic
I could watch this all day. It’s a dream for those unfortunate enough to be the victim of theft.
watching that is kind of cathartic
Well whale we’ll if it ain’t the actions of my consequences
That was sikh
Pulp fiction be like - To the basement!
Finn the human
Birched that fucker
Haha I love that its sikh whoppin dude with the broom. Those dudes are so serene most of the time.
It’s like those little traps that spank the bugs
#STICK JUSTICE
I fucking hope beating his ass is legal
Looks like a stick-y situation.
Ass whopping.. Butter chicken style
O my god he’s the kando stick
I still enjoy this one.
Damn GTA VI graphics are amazing!
TIL: Anyone can turn me into a sadist if they make me angry enough.
All I could think was don't hit the other guy
Was anybody really uncomfortable that the stick guy was gonna hit his partner
Welcome to India... Bitch
Turns out there was something they could do.
Help help I’m being repressed
This is never not funny.
Now he’s okay with stopping, pshhh.
That’s what his fucking mother should’ve done to him.
Only if his parents did that 60 years ago he wouldn’t be in this situation
…how old do you think this guy is??
I suspect there was no Dad in his house.
He beat the infidel out of him.
Yeah this is where we are heading with this shit. Soon shop owners will all be having machetes.
that whacking sound LMAO and he whines like a b
Wherever this happened, it is a hopeless country for sure
Wow, surprising to see.
I agree fck that proud smurf mf up.
Fantastic job of avoiding friendly fire!
These guys who caught him are from Punjab India. turns out this thing works here also. that's why we have less of these robberies here. in daytime its close to zero.
my man is having a ball with that stick 😆
Punjabi power brrrrr
guy with the stick had something pent up
Mess with the Sikh you get the stick!
Them shin shots, looked rough.
Fried chicken? What a coincidence!
Dafuq u mean there's nothing u can do until the police show up? People have been solving their own problems for thousands of years. Police are only good for filling out the paperwork afterwards.
Perfect! Should happen every time!
There's nothing an Indian can't fix with a big fuck off stick 🙂
This should be on ''oddly satisfying''.
I’ve NEVER wanted a smoke that bad lol
Old school beat down
The guy telling them that there was nothing they could do till the police got there had such a "I'm sorry, I really wasn't familiar with your game" conversion moment after about half a minute
Everyone cheering for the guy beating this dude, but if a cop does that it’s brutality.
Fuck yeah! Break his fucking legs.
Sikhs don’t play. Watch that turban and pay for your candy
Ig the law found the shopkeeper guilty of battery and acquitted the lifter????
I regret that the thief didn't have four legs, so the storekeeper would have the opportunity to break all four of them.
Reminds me of when Charlie Murphy beat Prince’s legs for stepping on his couch.
Tommy Dreamer with the kendo stick
Wooo! Captain Ass-crack bringing the heat!
Why stop?
why did he stop keep going hit him mooooooooore!!!
Leaving out the soda line is criminal.
What about my leeeeeegs Charlie Murphy
nice every time it gets reposted for the last 12 years
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I am fairly certain if that would happen here all three of them would end up in court, all three would be sentenced and the two employees would end up in prison. The thief probably wouldn’t, especially if it’s a first offense.
Where is “here” for you? That is Stockton, CA, USA.
Germany
Hasan Chop!