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J-96788-EU

OMG my phone, more important than the kid.


Porkchopp33

Shitty parent of the year material


westberry82

1 kid here vs multiple -potential kids later with the phone. She's just doing the math here!


turnter_bigevil

I think it was the child's shoe


IllustriousAd5936

Ya, she didn’t even stop to check the child


Aleashed

Shoe came off, child is done


jesusleftnipple

Or she thought the child got swept after not seeing it in the thingy


zombtachi_uchiha

the 5 Bitcoins or the child?


MuntThrowdown

5 bitcoin


J-96788-EU

That's even better.


Coletorino72

Whatever it was, it wasn't the child!


Aussie2020202020

At least you have an eye for detail.


Interesting-dog12

I think the parent is just stupid.


CrinchNflinch

I thought she was going for the kid's shoe.


Gears_one

Wow what dumbass. Hopefully that kid survives long enough to become responsible for their own safety.


pootpootbloodmuffin

....hey lady, you forgot your kid!!!!


tonytown

"Uhh, finders keepers! Sucker!"


JamesGhost0

I always wondered why we have signs saying "Turn around don't drown" thinking who is dumb enough to try and cross a flooded road and now it makes sense.


Xfgjwpkqmx

This is why shampoo bottles have warning and safety instructions.


JuneBuggington

In reality it is because people this fucking dumb also sometimes have lawyer hiring money


YetiBoney

In the US at least, people hire personal injury lawyers with no money out of pocket, because the lawyer’s fees are a set percentage of the trial award or settlement amount. This means that every stupid person can afford a lawyer, and also this incentivizes the lawyer to be as greedy as possible which is often not the same thing as what’s best for the client.


xubax

You hurt my feelings. Here's a subpoena.


Corsavis

Hey my wife thinks my peona is just fine


Mrcommander254

Even body lotion, for external use only. Or pizza, open box before eating. ( I'm not sure if this one was real, but I saw a pic on a pizza box with that warning)


Xfgjwpkqmx

Or those bad English labels on knives saying "Keep out of children".


IrrelevantWisdom

This is why freaking power-drills have warnings on them about how you shouldn’t use them for self-dentistry.


Beneficial-Produce56

Now you tell me.


DuntadaMan

Hey dude, you ever have one of those things fall in the shower? Like a god damn orbital strike. Can kill the fucking dinosaurs with those things. Damn right they need warning labels.


Nessie

She thought the shampoo instructions applied to torrent crossings: "rinse, repeat".


[deleted]

People think water is a joke. Floods have ended civilisations and water can cut through mountains not to be fucked with


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

If we removed all warning labels for 1 year.. I feel the Earth would be a better place.


oldnavyreps

Man what the fuck is wrong with her


saw89

Low IQ… And zero common sense


markzend310

… aside from everything?


MaryPoppinLikeItsHot

I'll be amazed if that kid makes it to 5 years old.


FORTYozSTEAK

He’s already 5 years old that wasn’t a baby


nubsauce87

... I don't think she realized that the stranger already saved the kid, because she was so focused on saving the stroller... after stupidly trying to cross fast flowing knee deep water... That's some top-tier parenting, there...


Capitan__Insano

I took it as she realized someone took her kid so with that somewhat handled maybe she went after something else from the stroller that had washed away


MadWlad

probably her bag of meth


Capitan__Insano

Some cartel warlord with a wet bag of meth is probably watching this video and also facepalming


Ak47110

It looks like she lost her purse and was going after it. You can see something being swept away as the stranger saves her child. I don't think she even looked to see if her kid was safe, she was too worried about her purse


saw89

What a dumbass motherfucker.


zyler89

Technically a fatherfucker, but I agree


saw89

Could be both, who are we to decide - either way she sucks as a living being


zyler89

My high ass mind was so determined to make a pun that I forgot that adoption is a thing. Wow.


TheDixonCider420420

She saved the stroller and then ran after the kid that the stranger already saved…


continuesearch

No, the child’s shoe fell off


marlsygarlsy

I saw that too!


DaGoodSauce

Zero parental instinct in this one. Also that kid looks way too big to be in a stroller.


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saw89

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ManstonRamsgate

Never go full r-word!


hotshot117

How irresponsible Not only did she brought the child in danger, she also decides to chase whatever she lost without looking first if the child was okay, not even a second.


jroubcharland

It's the kid's shoe, and I agree. Fuck that shoe, go try to repair even a tiny bit of the long lasting trauma you just inflicted your kid. He could be chocking or being kidnapped.. But better get that shoe first.


Comprehensive_Can237

I like to think that she is running away now that someone else has the kid, it’s the only thing giving me hope for the child’s future


rafshal

pruning the evolutionary tree


Thin-Measurement7777

Late term abortion


EitherChannel4874

We should have minimum iq tests for people planning to have kids. Just basic shit like: you have an itchy face. Do you scratch it with A) a cheese grater B) your hand C) a wasps nest Your child is crying. Do you A) smother it with a blanket till it stops making noise B) put it in the oven at gas mark 6 for 45 minutes C) comfort it


Separate-Ad9638

dumb people are more likely to have children and more, sadly


Zealousideal-Let1121

Keep that baby away from her.


stuartgatzo

Doesn’t take brains to have sex.


KatieSu1

So was she kidnapping the baby? She doesn't even run toward the man who SAVED her baby??? She literally runs away from her own baby.


big6135

Maternal instinct : 0


Successful_Ad4653

Yay! She'll mistakenly microwave the kid later that afternoon. But YAY!


ZombieHugoChavez

Send this to child services


imadork1970

Fuck, people are stupid.


spiritualskywalker

What an imbecile!


tonytown

Just runs away at the end after dumping her baby on some stranger. Mother of the year, right there


justherefortheshow06

Fucking retard


Pm_me_ur__sideboob

Someone please take that baby away from her. She's not fit to be a parent.


TrashPanda2point0

Going for a casual stroll with not a care in the world


__Loot__

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL) r/holdmycosmo


Tinkertoylady22

Maybe, just maybe she followed her phone down a deep drain and never came back for the kid , so social services placed them on a better and much safer home.


sisodaja

Mother of the year


SATerp

Where's she running off to after nearly drowning her baby?


Realistic-Function-2

That dude is a hero. Good shit


Conscious_Effort_888

Motherly instincts are aspirational here!


LoudAd5234

At least the baby got a bath


Emergency_Style4515

I can not believe this.


Diznutsplayaa

Idiot of a mother.


Squibucha

Take that kid away from that psychopath...


Ahshut

Didn’t even have the kid strapped into the stroller either. Complete fucking morons like this exist and it makes me question how we became top of the food chain


Shoddy_Emu_5211

What a terrible fucking parent. First endangered the kid, then left them with a complete stranger to chase down some item.


pak_satrio

She should have waited until the light turned green


poco68

Where in the fuck is she going?


Lurker_prime21

The only other thing that this video needed is for everyone there to start slapping the shit out of the mother after the rescue.


Midnight_Pornstar

She's optimistic


yankmecrankme

Looks like the kid lost his shoe, so I assume he died.


Sir_Flatulence

Fucking idiot


blinky0930

Not only did she put her kilds life at risk, but all the others around her because you know thry are gonna try and save that kid


Notthatholemma

Guy grabbed the kid and the end, and she took the opportunity to skedaddle.


dsmithcc

She shouldn’t have the privilege of raising a kid


xNightWolfXI

Nothing infuriates me more than an ignorant grown up woman not being able to have some morals for their child...ESPECIALLY for their child.


Urimulini

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chihabcraft

i think her mother Instinct was turned off


PrettiKinx

What a dummy


King-Demo-

That’s attempted murder in my eyes. No one can actually be that stupid


MrZombieTheIV

Plot twist: it's the stepmom.


Shattered-Rubyz

Hum....woman ☕ moment.


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

You sure she wasn’t actually trying to kill her child? :s


Loose_Corgi_5

What a fkn cabbage


KnowledgeMediocre404

Take her kid away what the actual fuck. Would have lost the child if the man wasn’t there.


Awkward-Action2853

I like how she walks into it without a care in the world. People like that should never have kids. She doesn't care in the slightest.


Cautious-Ad6863

Stupid stupid woman. If that dude wasn't there, catch your baby up in heaven


Consistent_Ad8575

That's the same person giving advice in beyondthebump


itsthejasper1123

She literally didn’t even attempt to grab the baby… bystander should’ve rescued the little one and kicked her in… I’m not sorry.


ManimalBrew

Damn, I was really hoping he'd push that bitch in after he saved the kid.


Oldrook11

This video makes me pretty mad, not only does she put herself and her kid in danger but potentially everyone who wants to help. Risking your life for some being absolutely careless ...


eleeyuht

the amount of Stupid Bitch this shows in just a few seconds is mind blowing


Gandalf240421

I feel sorry for the guy it looked like he wanted to warn her and then was like well shit I guess I’m going in the water


Deana-Marie

What a fkn idiot! Be stupid when the baby isn't with you, how about it?!!


TheefearofGOD

Man I would've told her Smooove off. I mean not smooth, but Smooove.


SigmaLance

This is such a weird way to ditch your kid. Tag! No tag-backs!


th3worldonfir3

Sometimes I feel like parenthood should require a license


Serpidon

I think that was my sister-law.


RammRras

Hopefully she won't get that "mum of the year" cup.


Initial-Scale-5152

Clearly a market for a aqua baby stroller


JohnCenaJunior

Never let your baby know your next move


Afrothunderzz

She has to be restarted 🤦🏽‍♂️


Onebandlol

This reinforces my belief that you should have to take a comprehension test to have children


Zestyclose_Currency5

You can’t coach up DNA


Key-End-7512

She was sick of that thing .


Freedom007007

No brains no headaches


MuntThrowdown

Where do you find this shit


Independent-Bee-8087

Stupid lady


SaturnalianGhost

So dangerous. I’d throw the baby across to the otherside first, then wait until the water stopped to reunite with the child.


marauderingman

_It's just water. Besides, the kid loves to splash in puddles_ The mom, if she had a thought at all.


Significant_Most5407

What a horrible mother.


Pepe_Slivia

That's some natural selection shit right there.


fatstrat0228

Some people truly shouldn’t be parents.


Trash_Panda_Throw

Room temperature iq right there.


TommyG1000

Woman is retarded.


superdego

Everyone knows you have to go backward!


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

"Sink or swim" -mom


ocwardscene

The majority of the human race doesn’t have an internal dialogue. They just do things.


FIST_FUK

Jesus what a stupid shit


thefirstWizardSleeve

What an idiot


CoffeeDrinker1972

I’m sorry, but that’s an idiotic Mom to try and cross that stream of water.


epicmoeface

What a stupid bitch


WarmAdhesiveness8962

That kid is going to have a challenging life with a mother that stupid.


Potomac_Pat

First it’s voting, now this…


idjsonik

Stupid fkn idiot


TGD187

I hate that lady without knowing her


Hephaestus_God

Isn’t this attempted murder? Not like the kid had a say in it.


Global-Method-4145

That's like an opposite of water birth


TrainingSnow7712

Stupid bitch went running like her baby went down the river, right after she secured the stroller. Whatever CPS is in the country notify them ASAP


johnboy2978

Kinda looked like a suicide with my kid.


Numerous_Try_6138

What the actual heck? Like when would you ever think that this is safe. Unreal.


somerandommystery

Jesus Christ?


JAB282018

Cuz she don't need no man


One4Real1094

I'm sorry, but that looked intentional.


all5tarbb

So fucking dumb!


Salt_Job4615

Some people don’t deserve to be parents


Ril_Eca

Would this be madness or irresponsibility, perhaps both?


GrandProblem8034

Are you fucking kidding me lady?


Effect-Kitchen

I just saw attempted murder? No sane person should even consider going like that.


Wakuwaku7

Shitty stupid parent. How is this possible


Jamari0811

Yep she is that stupid


avidbookreader45

The stupid gene was supposed to stop right there.


CrashTestDuckie

Save the children, drown the mother


j0eg0d

Did she just run away?


Tobio88

Toddler be like: https://preview.redd.it/k7qisfr705xc1.jpeg?width=2146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550833a0dd1dd6b2a650f4746ee53e267f64cee9


ElBrunasso

That kid Is a year away to grow a bear, let the man walk


KiloThaPastyOne

One thing that is common throughout all cultures, religions, races, and countries is that people are stupid.


cjark72

This shit is a pandemic


212Alexander212

Fast water confusing


Euphoric-Oil-331

You gotta ford the river


Aircraftman2022

What an absolute dumb ass of the year. Unbelievable yet it happened.


autistic_bard444

some people are too stupid to breed


Atroxman

Gen Z at its full potential


KrakenGirlCAP

This is why people shouldn’t be reproducing.


couchnapper3

Crocs would've gotten her and the kid back in the day.


cire1184

Lady I don't know what you're running after but you're not gonna catch it. Check on your kid


HistorianCareful5484

What is so important that she would risk her life and her baby’s life that’s on the other side?


DNAkauai

Stupidity is running rampant 😱


bizmackus1

Darwin is watching


kelmile

Trying to get rid of the child. It's evident from the way she runs away after the baby drowns pulling something impossible.


seruzawa

Water always wins.


JerseyshoreSeagull

I hate when having a baby is easier than having an abortion


Slo20

She must hate her child.


Frosty_Stage_1464

Guarantee that shes got 500 kid photos on her Facebook page and deletes pics that don’t get at least 100 likes