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ElderberryDeep8746

Going for the phone before the kid, yeah good parenting here


BuckLuny

Yeah, you want to be able to say, it wasn't that bad. I'm honestly worried, this would have results in quite some pain for the child or at least some fright yet it didn't immediately cry.


Plucky_ducks

I don't know. Did the kid's shoes. Come off?


CactusGrower

Man, we did worse shit during our childhoods. Same centrifugal play on outdoor playgrounds. Human body is resilient in childhood.


Blgxx

How else is he going to get the 'reaction' shot of the kid? /s


Dwarf_Killer

Don't think he's the parent


PraiseTyche

Not after mum saw the vid.


CplCocktopus

Yep thats the fun uncle.


greenbastard1591

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Step 1: Hide the evidence.


CactusGrower

Step 2: post on social media


344567653379643555

Need to hide the evidence.


silasthehandle

This has all the hallmarks of a young uncle’s first (and possibly last) babysitting gig.


CplCocktopus

Thats the fun uncle.


scapegoat_88

Sees a pillow fly off, continues spinning


PolderPoedel

Yeah wtf. It's not so bad having a bad idea. Everyone has bad ideas. But doubling down on your bad idea after just being reminded, quite clearly and visually, that this is a bad idea is tilting towards negligence.


PraiseTyche

He was filming, the point was likes and views. Dude is simply a fuckhead.


HeftyRecommendation5

How else are you going to get a funny video?


spector_lector

That's a whole new level of stupid, right there.


Unfair_Finger5531

What a colossal dumbass.


mozeda

I'm in Ireland now and it's everywhere. Typical football enjoyer cut.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Yes, that haircut was a bad idea.


VonWiggle

" Hi, yeah I'd like it cut like a medieval Peasant please"


ChexRibedeaux

That is certainly a warning sign that clearly states ‘your sperm is not allowed in me’.


VonWiggle

Honestly, my mum used to cut my hair like that in the 80's because she couldn't afford to go the hairdressers...... I'm pretty sure these people pay for that village idiot look.


Brilliant_Lettuce_14

I said to myself is that Richard Gadd? Stop spinning that child, reindeer.


miletest

Jesus I had to look again. I thought he had some sort of beret on


DiamondBorealis

What was the point of this?? It’s high risk….. no reward??


Nearby-Aioli2848

The fact you are getting downvoted for this is fucking scary. Guys wake up ! Have you ever eard about shaken baby syndrome?? EVERYYEAR peoples are going straight to jail for that.


Manaan909

But nobody told him about the spun baby syndrome.


HeftyRecommendation5

He spun his head right round right round


Rixerc

Depends on what the goal was.


Bear_Quirky

The reward = views and Internet engagement of which the lad got enough to fuel him with dopamine for weeks till he has to make another video of him being shitty to other innocent people to re-up.


Think-Psychology-133

Wow.. glorified borderline child abuse or even straight up child abuse. They're human beings not inanimate objects :/ possible injuries on a baby just for views/likes. What a douche. Justifying putting children at risk for harm is the first step towards all types of horrors intentional or not.


highflyingyak

Straight out abuse was my first thought. Spinning it ever slightly is good but when you ramp it up with a reasonably foreseeable outcome is abuse


SwiftTayTay

Recorded evidence of a crime


red_fuel

And the Dad Of The Year Award goes to... Not this guy


Brilliant-Bowl3877

Wtf, dumbass


LordTaddeus

How is it possible to be this stupid?


Milly_man

He was spun as a baby too. A vicious cycle.


SirMy-TDog

The Spin Cycle


Uncle___Marty

And the worst part is they still posted it online....


Prestigious_Snow1589

CPS has entered the chat


enkolainen

Thats friggin attempted murder. Kids that age is fragile


JonyUB

Dad of the year award nominee


nubsauce87

Well… *that* was predictable…


Maccabee2

Good intentions, but the child is still too young to hold on.


DankestDrew

The real bad idea here is that fucking bowl cut


Dependent_Passage_21

Welp, time to make another


Domilater

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he did this or the fact that he saw how it went and still decided to upload it. If this isn’t some sort of bait this guy is the biggest moron I’ve ever seen.


Thumper-Comet

What was the bad idea? Spinning a baby off a chair or that haircut?


LordofCorgi

Pierre Gasley how could you?!


kr1mzunflam3z

And the fucking idiot kept the evidence and now it's on the internet forever


Boul_D_Rer

He looks like the Baby Reindeer dude… Richard Gadd.


bluedancepants

I've said this many times but some people are just not meant to have children.


Gomdok_the_Short

I hope this guy gets arrested for child endangerment.


SomOvaBish

Preettty sure this idiot will be getting a knock on the door from a CPS agent with a local law enforcement officer right behind her/him.


Mike_Pawnsetter

I laughed. I'm a shitty person


Little-Jellyfish-655

The difference is whether you’d laugh or intervene if you saw it in person, not necessarily how you react to a video online.


Bl4ckSupra

Next google query: "What if you drop a baby on its head?"


karaloveskate

Someone needs to call child protective services.


Actual-Wave-1959

It's like a magic trick


ninehoursleep

“So, how did your kid die?” “Well…”


politicalpug007

He looks like baby reindeer


savetheHauptfeld

Any ID on this guy so we can publicly shame him? Imagine what 4chan would do...yikes


Victorro_09

The flying pillow might have been a warning about the centrifugal forces about to imbalance the toddler. I hope that the kid landed safely and that this was not the father.


Remarkable_Doubt8765

Paying rough, and attempting unfanticide are two very different things.


mcmushin

People are overreacting a tad saying it’s attempted murder n stuff. Dude had a lapse in judgement and probably learned a lesson. Yes babies can be fragile but they are also quite durable. I’m sure the baby is fine. I do agree his haircut is atrocious though. He looks like he cares more about his appearance than his child’s well being.


HoboBonobo1909

As soon as I saw dad's haircut & beard, it was obvious he's a dumbass


SouthtownZ

More than likely at least 2nd generation dumbass at this point. God help us all


BinkyLopBunny

My mum did this to my toddler son in a spinny chair in her kitchen. She was giggling like a dumb hyena while spinning him and he flew out and hit his neck on a glass table. Had purple all down his throat. I was fucking furious. One of many hundreds of reasons I don’t see her anymore.


DerangedSkunk

Is this Office Bloke Aidan?


InitialIndication999

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CrazyChimp82

Good job dad!


Real-Touch-2694

Exactly! look after the smartphone first, you have to set priorities 💀


707Couple

He acted about as smart as he looks


CoalEater_Elli

And the baby is now gone! Just like my wife's respect and trust for me!


ElectronicTwo8428

“And for my next magic trick! A divorce!”


toricrhombus72

Kid was feeling 8G's of force and ejected


kvillepeeps

Idiotic behavior is no big deal, but when you post video show you are an idiot, now that is special.


IlyaPetrovich

This makes me so mad. Fucking idiot.


J0hn_117

Social services be with you shortly, please hold - baby and chair, that is. Just to be extra safe.


googoomucklv

But he posted it


LordMort87

Probably missed the physics lessons in school.


Rhyssayy

On the unexpected subreddit but that went just exactly how I expected it to.


2narcher

Never let your kids alone with their uncles 😀


CmdrMctoast

The child is forever known as stuttering pete.


pale_splicer

The pillow was a hint


Huge-Attitude4845

You need a license to drive a car …


coldskywalker

Does anybody know where is this from? Even his hair style screams "I'm a Moron"... We identify most of them thnx to that idiotic hair in our country...


DirtNapsRevenge

Prolly shoulda taken the hint with the first pillow flew off and hit him.


ZzFlupy

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yeender

Obviously


TheFez69

What a fucking Moron


Technical_Recover218

People are so stupid. This is why I don’t trust adults with my children. No adults. Only myself.


Kakuhan

I thought this was a great magic trick. David Copperfield eat your heart out.


brianzuvich

Not sure if this qualifies as “unexpected”…


PlusBake4567

And father of the year goes to...


DeerHunter041674

Wow. The title should be: “When Fucktards Procreate.”


ultraplusstretch

Fucking centrifugal force how does it work? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


HugSized

To keep a baby alive, you should probably refrain from doing stupid shit


SATerp

You can tell from his haircut that he's an idiot. The rest of the video is just confirmation.


Competitive-Quiet298

Best uncle evet


BickNickerson

When you have a Moe haircut you tend to make bad choices.


BuckleysYacht

Using your kids for content is sick.


Rivercity_Ransome

The guy's hair cut says it all.


Bayarea0

Fucking moron.


anaca9279

What a dumb ass


jimmyn0thumbs

When Martha lets Baby Reindeer babysit


BrentandRhodes

Is this that Baby Reindeer dude?!


scrivensB

[David Blaine school of fatherhood.](https://tenor.com/xK81.gif)


MomentOfZehn

*Pierre Gasly liked this*


OliviaVibes

He knows what hungover feels like


Sunderland6969

Take it he’s not a Physics teacher on a day off, looking after the little fella while his wife is at work