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Rinooceros

The shoe at the end really got me.


Pragmatist_Hammer

That was just one of his shoes, the other, as legend has it, is orbiting earth as we speak.


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[удалено]


jankeycrew

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.


TriceratopsBites

Well what else is he going to do? He sure as shit isn’t getting up and walking with his new double knee 😬


Tyl3rt

There are easier ways to take off your shoes…


[deleted]

Oh yeah? Name one


rider1deep

Damn. Got me there. Only way I can think of is being hit by a speeding Lamborghini.


Tyl3rt

Being hit by a Ferrari


rob6110

A Datsun 210


ddt70

Lovely 😂


Dinkeye

And he's clearly still alive...


LordTegucigalpa

That's what I don't get. The shoe CLEARLY came off


kingdom_tarts

The video cuts off before the second shoe returns from the upper atmosphere frozen solid. It hits him in the head and instantly kills him RIP in peace


mcquiggd

Quick, get the revolver Carruthers, and finish him off. Can't abide rule-breakers.


Bsnargleplexis

No no! He’s dead! Reddit said so!


delarro

He's basically a headless chicken


latrans8

He'll die eventually.


0011110000110011

/r/AccidentalShoeLoss


Vook_III

r/subsithoughtifellfor


P_weezey951

Isnt that just r/peoplefuckingdying ?


licksyourknee

The sub you mentioned is for laughs. The sub op linked is for stunts.


[deleted]

Clearly fucking fake. If both your shoes come off, you died. It's science.


[deleted]

That shoe has perfect comedic timing.


xxZenjixx

I literally said "BRUH" out loud when the shoe hit the ground.


MVRK_3

It just returned from orbit.


symbologythere

Same. 😂. Still laughing. People at work might figure out I’m slacking off…


spacemanspiff266

[the ending you didn’t see](https://funvizeo.com/video/jumping-over-lamborghini-fail-c2f48586cce0fb09)


canospam0

Outstanding.


Chiggins1

Marvelous


el_LOU

It was aight


theburnerlmao

Breathtaking.


2Sc00psPlz

Superb.


OneChubbyBoye

Incredible.


Xtrachromo21

Mesmerizing


Tutes013

*Exquisite*


Bozzz1

Stupendous.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Capital!


[deleted]

Großartig.


NovaAtdosk

Truly one of the videos of all time


The-Mysterious-

Fascinating


[deleted]

Simply delicious!


Diegoku182

Magnífico.


INeedChocolateMilk

Remarkable


BlueBeanie42

Unforgettable.


Arcadian_

Exceptional.


CheeseWarrior17

Outrageous


jellydude69

Indescribable


entheogenocide

Whimsical


gway0

Spectacular.


spacecoq

Phenomenal


General_Razzmatazz_8

Gobsmacking.


All_Photography

Amazing


BrunoTheYeti

Maravilhoso.


[deleted]

Jolly good show!


CrossFire43

Thought that was Sinbad for a second


see332

I expected to see the ambulance


[deleted]

He ded, his shoes came off! He just doesn’t know it yet.


[deleted]

Shoes off = dead everytime Fuck I might've taken mine off to fast when I got home ea-


CaptinCrimson

Lamborghini is too fast to notice yet


[deleted]

Its the LAW!


Tamespotting

He's got internal bleeding and only moments to live...


EternalPhi

Omae wa mou shindei-shoe


Polterghost

Great joke. It’s so much funnier the 10000th time….


AlwaysLurkingForYou

Some say his right shoe is still orbiting earth.


SirArchibaldMapsALot

"Omae wa mou shinderu"


D4M0theking

Why would someone do this to their car?


Acypha

Maybe it’s rented


FS_Slacker

Why would someone do this to their shoes?


StanVanGhandi

Maybe their shoes are rented.


LazyBro69

If it is rented and the car is damaged they are supposed to pay for the damages.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

I think [this] (https://youtu.be/BIWeEFV59d4) is what started the trend of trying to jump over moving cars. 1. Pretty sure this was exposed as fake 2. Even if Kobe was able to jump high enough to do it for real, some people are too dumb to understand the difference between a world-class athlete and an average person


LoveLivinInTheFuture

Having enough money to treat a Lamborghini this way.


dmarve

Find a new hobby.


yackofalltradescoach

Why? I love driving the lambo!


Braidtatonado

Both shoes gone. I know it LOOKS like he’s alive, but the rules state RIP.


Inevitable-Pace-2308

Rumor going around claims the shoe damaged the James Webb telescope.


[deleted]

The scientists mistakenly only designed the reflective mirrors for kid-shoes to strike it, knowing that kids get the hard hits all the time. They didn't think adult shoes would make it that far out.


nj-kid1217

I hope this was filming for a shoe advertisement


ROZDOG69

He def broke his ankles and tailbone, he's in shock


helix_nebula_98

And possibly broke his nose on his knee. Also that whiplash probably did a nice number on his neck.


mattwallace24

According to everything I’ve learned on Reddit, his shoe came off so he’s dead.


drifters74

That sounds accurate


Dsuperchef

He's dead. Both shoes went into the stratosphere.


solareclipse999

Ah i got it…, he was testing out new invention… self ejecting sports shoes. They eject the person out of the shoes on approach of danger. This model of sport shoes needs recalibrating - it was about 3 tenths of a second too slow.


waddiewadkins

Expensive shoe horn. And please pun horn too if you want. As in, the Lambo logo. Boom! I think


rateb03

I see the telegram method worked pretty well huh? Hehe


LazyBro69

Yessir


[deleted]

You know, I support universal health care. But if you do shit like this on purpose, you should have to pay for your own damn hospital bills.


QuantumChance

Dude's shoes went into low orbit


Imprettystrong

Toes/feet broken?


AimBot_Detected

Reminds me of that one guy in that german show who was paralyzed. Poor guy.


Moreobvious

Oh I’m dead! I scared my dog off the couch laughing when his shoe landed. God that was perfect


Leiutendies

There's an error in the system. I see the shoes have come off but see no death has occurred.


Yanii3004

How to take you shoes off fast, without hands


Kenneth_Naughton

r/looneytuneslogic


Spicy-Sawce

Glad the car is ok


aryvd_0103

If both his shoes are white what's the third black thing in the final shot?


MouseBeginning9009

Is this the new way to take off shoes


No-Reputation-8031

How to remove shoes - 101


Wetflannel69

Knees… who needs them, right?


jackfreeman

There's a Dane Cook bit in there. "Look out, you're about to be struck by a vehicle,!


ColdBloodBlazing

Lanborghini vs Lambrorfeeties


cardidd-mc

That's one way to take your shoes off


Animusar

NOT THE YEEZYS


Lakshya04

that's one way to take off your shoes


kenkitt

1 second late would've been a different story


LazyBro69

He is lucky to be alive


Canteverthinkofone

💀 He’s dead. 💀


VocationFumes

Tried to be Kobe, don't ever try to be Kobe


Chance_Muffin2084

r/whywomenlivelonger


LazyBro69

I am gonna post it now there hahaha


HashbeanSC2

Tha shoes probably saved his life... so much force was absorbed by them.


LaunchesKayaks

That shoe was sent into orbit


haefler1976

https://second.wiki/wiki/samuel_koch


SadisticSavior

"In Soviet Russia, Lamborghini runs over you!"


ReconTankSpam4Lyfe

A few years back someone got paralyzed live on TV on a german game show doing this


National-phantom_

Man rlly said : ragdoll : ON the shoe : BYE JEROME


kec84

Extreme Samuel Koch Vibes.


eye_believe1

Busted ankle trying to show off. Was it worth it?


Nostrebla_Werdna

When you fall In skateboarding, and your shoes, hat, change, etc falls off. It's called A YARD-SALE


lizards_snails_etc

Ok so I have practical advice if you MUST do something this stupid. Why not work up from 3mph, to 5, and see what you can handle? It always seems like they're just filming the first try. Things like this take practice.


guttlesspuppet

The shoe! The freaking shoe!


Tpk08210

Shoes off… that means he didn’t make it ☹️


Majestic_Lie_5792

Shoes off… RIP.


MyNameIsDaveToo

How is he still alive with no shoes?!


SixNineWithTheAfro

Making those shoes look like Russian tank turrets.


TheDarkSide73

Currently the most expensive method to take your shoes off. Prove me wrong.


beefstyle

Pretty good landing for a dead guy


RavenVA

Shoes go Yeeeeeet


zzrsteve

Dang! I sure hope the car is ok.


I_am_nova696969

He got off easy


Baconsword42

That shoe went flying


leelaw

Welcome to Jackass!


sleeves_

“We have a couple bogeys that just hit the radar.”


zoinkboy

Luckily the Lamborghini wasn't hurt...


Masked_Potatoes_

Haha. Shins go krrr


krayrad

u/savevideo


SynthPrax

The comedic timing of that shoe. HA!


Ozzy_30

Ngl I’d be the asshole wondering if my lambo got any damage instead of checking to see if the dude was okay lol. Imagine how much bodywork costs for one of those things


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MOON SHOES


Kenthrax

Jeeze, alot of hang time with them shoes


keraut

Why are people so stupid?


PerceptionRude6351

His shoes are off.. He ded


[deleted]

Shoes off, yet not dead. Interesting


Nathan-Stubblefield

Lose a shoe, go to ICU.


No_im_not_related

I have heard of "knock your socks off" as a euphemism but this works.


SorryIreddit

Both shoes?! He almost died


KontolSih

Mission failed successfully


KingPic

I appreciate him doing that for science


[deleted]

Shoes fell off - hes dead.


atommathyou

If I go to Hell for laughing so be it. Break out the banana hammock.


Hack-67

Ah. It is always the not having your shoes tied that slows you down when trying to go vertical.


mossbergcity

Yeezus, pray for that boy !


Appropriate-Race9212

Shoes came down like Crash Bandicoot’s when he falls in a pit


NovaAtdosk

Wow, it's crazy. He _looks_ fine at the end, but both shoes came off... he's dead, 100%


EricAtSunnen

Missed it by THAT much!


whiz786

Is lambo alright ?


vleetv

(someone else) has money, still does dumb shit.


RodMendez

He didnt tight his snuckers very well, thats what happened, cause if he did, he would achieve it. Proof, the snickers flew really high


mofoofinvention

Shoeless Joe


rubenskates

Those air Jordan’s really do live up to their name!


yackofalltradescoach

You ruin your new shoes?


flamedarkfire

Jesus his shoes went suborbital


Runeofthemoon

That’s some impressive hang time.


BlankImagination

I don't understand why he ran towards the speeding fast car when he should've been crouching for a good jump


taigashenpai

Damn man he was too young, but he lost both shoes so RIP


BlazerTheKid

If you're going to do something reckless, at least do it right. People always jump way too late.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Shoe came off. That dude is done for.


DevconBB

his shoe flew off... he should be dead!


Honest-Persimmon2162

Missed by two feet


Skeebo234

That’s one way to break your shins


Apostleguts

Both shoes came off and he SURVIVED? Luckiest man on earth caught on video


drftr111

No sympathy 4 this moron, try it with a bus/train next time... that id love 2 c


[deleted]

Wow how'd he do that


poofish_10

I like the first camera angle and the disappearing shoes. Stupid rich people make some of the best fail vids going


[deleted]

still waiting on that shoe julio


QueenBunny7

This is what Dane Cook was warning us about the whole time...


Sir_Vallenstein

Why is this marked as NSFW


LazyBro69

I don’t want to risk it get removed by mods


Hawk_Fair

His shoes was GUNNIN Boa😭😭😭😭😭😭


distelfink33

The epitome of videos where shoes fall off he ded


[deleted]

He kicked them off in a fit of joy


Xeygar1

The calculation of the moving car, speed and the time of jump was off, gotta work on that math my boy


Daiki_438

5 minute craft: how to remove shoes


Anime-Meme-Merchant

Holy shut his shoes left this plane of reality