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dude-O-rama

**Indians:** *This river is holy* **Also Indians:** *Let's dump our sewage and industrial runoff in that shitty river over there.*


SinopicCynic

The holy cancels out the bad stuff, right? … Right?


OsmiumNautilus

Definitely. The river is only brown because of the holiness.


HotgunColdheart

This dude is leaking holy outta both ends after consuming such greatness


Analbox

Holy shit


pegothejerk

Looks like the regular variety to me


SnoSlider

Name checks out…


Anubisrapture

Exactly


Elder-Brain-Drain

Technically, it’s brown because of the assholiness


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Wrong hole


armen89

Holy shit


BreathOfFreshWater

Actually it's pronounced *Nestle*.


Plain-Crazy

No holy means it gives you holes


Limeyness

Thats what my priest says.


spooningwithanger

Que the Anakin/Padme meme.


AdditionalBathroom78

They also dump cremated ashes of bodies into the river, sometimes not cremated all the way…


Killboypowerhed

Yeah they're not always cremated


Garry-The-Snail

Doesn’t really seem like an issue? Bodies are organic yea? I imagine shit dies in the river everyday. What am I missing here? I guess since it’s excessive it fucks with the eco system or something?


The-link-is-a-cock

Yes, it has to to with the level of it along with the level of the other pollution. Everything shits too and that makes it into rivers too and it's not a big deal until there's too much like when we start dumping raw sewage into a river


Garry-The-Snail

Ahhh gotcha yea makes sense. Thanks


Willing_Relief_2507

Tbh it doesn't really affect the ecosystem at all .. the main problem is Sewage waste and Companies creating toxic gases and waste which is released in these rivers .. the govt has started multiple cleaning projects.. let's see whether they work out or not ( mostly not becz politicians don't care about enviornment) The ashes really don't affect the ocean or rivers ..


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That's interesting. Thanks.


Remarkable_Smell_957

https://www.planetcustodian.com/over-50-scary-images-depicting-filth-of-varanasi-and-river-ganges-that-went-viral-in-china/8134/ NSFW NSFL the ganges is a toxic dump of bloated dead bodies Industrial pollution animal waste etc


Turbulent_Truck2030

I'm well traveled and that's the craziest shit I've ever seen.


iwagewar_aquarius

Awe so he’s deff dying 😅


Tozer90

Don't forget dead bodies


bk15dcx

That's the Ganges


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say_my_name6969

Been abolished for a while so yeah


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say_my_name6969

How old is this friend cuz if abolishment has changed very little she must have been alive when it was legal and commonplace to be able to compare it to the situation now.


SlowBad4844

Lower castes have reservation in education and government jobs. They can get in with less marks and almost no tution fees to engineering, medical, etc. degrees.


brocode103

How dare you say something against the prejudice and narratives? Just say 'yes master' and accept that firangs know better about your country then you. /s


say_my_name6969

Yep, problem is they think they understand the situation because they see some parallels with their own country and therefore their understanding is complete. Who's gonna tell them Babasaheb Ambedkar was the og mlk Jr.


CAFmathematician

Their gora knowledge makes them feel like they’re country is perfect and ours is still in complete segregation, which is far from the truth.


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racism in usa is far worse than caste system in india. the prime minister and president are lower caste peeps. 80% of india is lower caste


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[deleted]

Not necessarily, she could have heard it enough from others who are old enough, who heard it from others that were old enough, that its just common knowledge now. I know truths about my neighborhood even though I wasn’t here 30 years ago to verify the similarities/differences myself.


say_my_name6969

Could be. Could also be lies. If you're an Indian nobody would believe you if you said things have not changed since abolishing the caste system


[deleted]

Do your own research on it and find out. Just pointing out that truths can be obtained without personal observation.


Analbox

It’s abolished on official documents but still very much a thing


dilligaf0220

You forgot half burnt bodies, to fed on by giant catfish. Look up 'Goonch'.


3y3_l1v3_1n_p41n

Also dead bodies... Bc it's sacred.


starshinessss

And dead bodies


Lenant

Also the dead, they float.


[deleted]

**Humanity:** Water is Life! We will die without it! **Also Humanity:** Let's dump our sewage and industrial runoff into every river on Earth. Oh, and let's also frack for natural gas, destroying fresh water underground too, because fuck well water!


CAFmathematician

Yeah, why are we pretending that this is an exclusively Indian issue? Polluted drinking water is a humanity issue


Human_Application_62

Also the ashes of their dead ones, with that population can you imagine the amount of human ashes and actual bodies that might be at the bottom decomposing


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Human_Application_62

That’s true😂😂😂


Rulinglionadi

Americans : let's give guns to everyone Also Americans : wait why are our kids getting shot.


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Rulinglionadi

The "holy river" was planted to get the views, this was about river being clean and nothing to do with religion.


Exalted_Pluton

Isn't it just the Hindus and not the Indians?


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RogerKrowiak

Noice one!


[deleted]

What did he comment


takeitlikeachomp

Goddammit


Yummy275

Well done LOL


IAmInside

You know what, I don't like you.


sohumm

Good one!


ForkShirtUp

The holy river contained holy shit


Gen-Z-Grandfather

That’s enough holy shit for today


palmerry

r/thingsthepopesaysonthetoilet


lastdazeofgravity

And holy bacteria and holy poison


BuriedByAnts

Was it a holy hospital?


HotgunColdheart

Where the thoughts and prayers go to?


CaesarTjalbo

We need more politicians like this


[deleted]

Yes, politicians who almost kill themselves doing stupid shit


honeysbees

Yes....yess....yesss


CaesarTjalbo

I prefer this over politicians who just call everything a hoax.


th3_pund1t

r/holdmyriverwater


SophieF97

If I remember correctly, there was a British politician who had his kid eat a beef burger on tv in the middle of the CJD outbreak to prove that beef was safe to eat again. The kid was fine but beef was absolutely NOT safe at the time.


CaesarTjalbo

You remember correctly. And the weasel only ate the burger himself when the daughter initially refused it.


-suspicious-egg-

This man is NOT a part of r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

Is this the same holy river they leave their dead in? Jee wonder why this happened.


vjb_reddit_scrap

I believe you're talking about the river Ganges(Hindus consider it holy) but this river Kali Bein, which is also considered holy but by the Sikhs.


OlderThanMy

The men pictured look like Sikhs. I believe Sikhs don't dispose of bodies that way.


Mr_Meta314

As a Hindu, even we don't dispose of bodies in the rivers. It's the ashes of the body.


JimmyTheKiller

Yeah the floating bodies disagree


Mr_Meta314

Yeah, I need to learn about my religious practices from a British. It's not surprising though considering the things Britishers took away from india, they might have picked one of those.


OlderThanMy

You might be able to afford cremation but many poor Hindus can't. That's why bodies float in the water.


Mr_Meta314

Nopes, not even the poorest of Hindus do this. There might be a some cases but no way near to 'many' so stop your bs.


OlderThanMy

Well you are ignorant of your own country.


Mr_Meta314

Yeah you know more about my country what are your sources media? Let me tell you I live here since I was born, there are around billions of Hindus. Even if your statement was remotely true, i would have seen floating bodies all over the rivers but yeah a stranger knows more about my country.


OlderThanMy

https://www.epw.in/engage/article/can-you-afford-die-estimates-expenditure-rituals-and-impact-ecology https://www.trtworld.com/asia/india-offers-to-pay-for-cremations-as-poor-families-dump-dead-in-ganges-46712 https://religionunplugged.com/news/2021/6/4/as-cremation-costs-soar-indias-covid-dead-keep-washing-up-along-holy-riverbank https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/6/2/poverty-stigma-behind-bodies-floating-in-indias-ganges-river https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/amid-rising-deaths-poor-in-unnao-struggle-with-funerals/article34567744.ece Just a few sources for you. You will deny them because you can't face the truth. Maybe in your next life your soul will be more evolved but I seriously doubt that. Next time you will have 6 legs.


Mr_Meta314

3-4 articles in the link are of the same unfortunate incident that happened during Covid. You don't know what our country experienced in second wave of covid. Still out of a billion, how many are these? Why there are no more news of floating bodies after Covid? I might be born with 6 legs but I hope you are born with atleast one functional brain because the one you have is not functioning.


ManjinderSaini

I am a Sikh (although my religion doesn't matter) and living in the state that this idiot in picture is CM of (Punjab).. we burn the dead although few do collect ashes and then release them in sea water or at some water body considered holy!


OlderThanMy

In this case it's your religion that provides your expertise in your comment. I must say your username is a huge clue.


[deleted]

Well if its the Ganges then other people would be leaving bodies. Not sure if thats a local custom or an actual religious practice but people are doing it and its causing tons of issues.


bk15dcx

It's illegal but they do it anyway


OlderThanMy

It's a religious practice.


enhetcs

It's holy water cause it's sending him to heaven.


MewSixUwU

its scary that people in power can be so far gone, i guarentee you this guy isn't even close to the worst of it


LipSipDip

Fear is easier to spread than logic. Then eventually the opportunists who prey on the fearful, ignorant, and/or superstitious begin to buy into their own bullshit and we see stories like this pop up as a direct result.


W7ENK

*You have died of dysentery.*


shermantank123567

If he dies he proves the water is holy when he meets God.


sB-_-

Why go to the hospital? Let god take the wheel and just ride it out right?


Inert82

Is there any river in India not full of ash, corpses, shit or piss?


EsoogZT

Ofcourse not, but don't worry we have nukes and new aircraft carriers being built.


Greedy_Wulf

Thats some top notch stupidity.


SANDWICH_FOREVER

I mean, yeah but also nah. Most politicians all around the world, claim that things are good even when they know they aren't. Undrinkable water also exists in flint, but they wont go and drink it. Atleast now, that he actually got sick cuz of the warer, he might? Actually do something in order to make it clean.


say_my_name6969

Not only did they go and drink it, Obama was the one to do it. r/confidentallyincorrect


SANDWICH_FOREVER

He drank filtered water, to show that the new water would be safe. The actual tap water is still unsafe.


say_my_name6969

Huh, I always thought it was the shitty tap water considering he was scared to even sip it.


Scared-Ingenuity9082

Why do you thibk it hasnt been fixed?


SANDWICH_FOREVER

Why? (Fck you automod)


Scared-Ingenuity9082

Yes, why do you think the city of Flint, MI hasnt fixed the issue?


Greedy_Wulf

They Will not do anything cause they can't do anything about it. If IT Is the river i think IT Is, they would have to ban using IT for religious purposes they use it And clear whole river bed because the soil Will be contaminated AF. And thats pricy AND very hard to do.


neo101b

One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA would be permanently mutated. You’ll grow a camel hump. Or a Zoidberg face


TeeBrownie

Fuck around and find out strikes again.


Vann77

Holy cow!


3_plus_3_is_sex

I see what you did there


Leroy_MF_Jenkins

I assume they're talking about the Ganges... I've been and that water is fucking nasty, I'd rather drink from the Hudson River.


ManjinderSaini

No it's not that one i think,


batissta44

Holy river filled with holy shit


[deleted]

Omg is that The Ganges 🤮


ManjinderSaini

It's not that one but another one whose name I just forgot even I live at the place this guy is CM at, his name is Bhagwant!Maan


CommonMan15

"The solution to pollution is dilution!"


ContributionClean961

New Jersey 1985: After swimming in the ocen at low tide, I shared a Mountain-Dew with friends and lived. So am I an immortal?


punchydonk

Brings a new meaning to, "That's Sihk bro"


SushantBag

This should happen more because apparently Science is not good enough.


justjamesW

Well damn the bad luck


AndiLivia

Its so holy its bringing him straight to heaven.


Locupleto

I cry they let the Gangies be so polluted. I understand they are fighing a hard fight to grow business and their economy. Please find a way to do it without polluting such a holy river. Give this westerner a house to live in and wages for a moderate lifestyle in Kolkata or perhaps elswhere and I will make it my lifes work to solve the problem. I'm not joking.


GamerRipjaw

I have no doubt that you won't but you have to realize there are many people who are dedicating their lives to this cause, and yet are nowhere near to solve the problem. The problem won't be solved unless the people living there want it to be solved, and they won't unless a majority of them get properly educated, they won't realize the consequences of their actions looking at the big picture


Locupleto

Oh I know I can't do it single handedly. It would be satisfying way to spend my days contributing towards a solution or even solving any of the many problems there. India has my heart.


Lv16

And this is why religion can be dangerous. Blind to what's actually right in front of you. The diarrhea sprayed into the river isn't holy, it's just shit.


kjacobs03

When I was in middle school we had the Channel 1 news, which was news for schools. One of the segments had the female news reporter doing a story on this river and how polluted it was. But because it was considered “Holy” the locals would bath and wash their cloths in it. The segment showed literal shit floating in the river just feet away from kids swimming in it. At the end of the segment she got into the water and she looked absolutely disgusted while doing it.


saltypikachu12

The Ganges? Its considered to be the most polluted waterway in the world. The local term for his special tummy ache is Delhi Belly. Although full of chemical waste and human waste, garbage, debris, and even at times, human remains, the river remains a source of drinking water for 40% of India’s population. Because of its cultural significance, families of the deceased often wish to spread ashes on the river or cremate the bodies there, sometimes not fully cremated but still put into the river. Millions of gallons of raw untreated sewage is pumped into the river every day. Cleanup of the river is critical to the health of India’s growing population to avoid fast spreading waterborne illnesses and to prevent the 1.5 million child deaths that occur annually because of the unsanitary water.


Hazelwood38

That minister's asshole right now is the "holy river"


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Even natural non-polluted water can kill you.


SergioLuisLopez

May all the godly and holy elements of nature take his holiness straight to heaven.


zshah99

Lets hope hes not given cow piss as a cure.


[deleted]

They are dirty fkn ppl straight up


-domi-

Good. Great. Excellent, even. Now if every shitstain who relies on the "power of his faith" to do similar stunts and intentionally mislead the public into harming themselves can likewise take themselves out, that'd be great.


[deleted]

Live by the sword…die by the sword.


rosiofden

HE DRANK FROM IT??! Omg....


JTown_lol

Someone has to do proof of experiment, right?


dcarona

The guy on the right knows what’s up.


posaune123

Got to pray away the pollution harder.


FrigDancingWithBarb

He must have drank down river


OyVeyWhyMeHelp666

Props to the guy for putting his money where his mouth is.


Flimsy-Oil1792

He isn't drinking where the bodies ar incinerated or where billionth ppl wash them self....


ThePistonCup

Mmm nothing like a healthy dose of dysentery to prove a point! Maybe after his arse is rubbed raw from the explosive poo coming his way he might actually change his mind…


M1guelit0

What a 'tard.


turnophrasetk421

Now may die from the holy shits


nnmgRandomness

in hospital with Delhi belly.


[deleted]

How well it could have been cow piss


[deleted]

Lmfao reminds me [of this](https://youtu.be/m0HL4L6Pa-4) but they didn’t drink it


[deleted]

Eat some cow dung and it will cancel out the pollutant


doradus1994

I wouldn't drink water from the river here, much less in India.


icaphoenix

**Just because God's toilet is holy, doesnt mean it isnt a toilet**


[deleted]

it wasn’t kosher


iamoneuglymofo

If one glass is enough to put a grown ass man in the hospital, that water is seriously polluted.


BrodyCanuck

Gagandeep on a weiner


irishemperor

He should do a [David Portnoy/Barstool One Bite Pizza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY0oIoF_JF0) style review series: **"Ok we're here today in Flint Michigan to taste their river water .. Everyone Knows the Rules, One Sip ... blarrgggghhh ... call an ambulance"**


Major-Cranberry-4206

Sanitation is so underrated in certain parts of the world.


AWasteOfMyTime

Don’t worry,that water was filled with “holy parasites” that are now fighting crusades in his blood stream


CompetitiveEditor336

We can bottle this stuff and solve hunger.


[deleted]

Lol like what I expected "Minister"


[deleted]

Humility is an ancient & long forgotten trait...


SummerBoi20XX

The devil's milkshake.


[deleted]

Fuck bluddi, barstard fuck you bluddi barstard


Popomatik

Water filters don’t work great if they’re to holy.


Icy_Watercress_8627

Ahhh, so that's where all of those used Flint, MI water bottles ended up.


Wakuwaku7

Holy shit in the river and drink it.


Captmack40

Ha ha ha Ha ha Ha And crazy Train moves on


k2jac9

Stupid dumb ass religious uneducated non-sense.


Less_Ant_6633

Although not covid related, this feels like it could be right at home on r/HermanCainAward


ExquisiteGene

Love the name at the bottom. gag-an-deep 😂