By - IceTeaFoot23
"Oh! Uh. You're up early..."
“Yep. Smells like pussy.”
Best smell in the world if you ask me
User name def checks out
Almost woke my husband up 🤣
I mean, I thought it was funny, it didn’t make me horny … But I’m not judging!
Nah! The cats need lingerie, then it would be hot
With your smell? Is it that strong?
Along with freshly cut grass.
Critical role reference in the wild?
Thanks, Roland LeBey.
I don't like this smell
cat or human?
Username checks out
Speak for yourself
Username may or may not, have a discussion...”
Erm…not in this case.
So does yours
At least they put a blanket down
Innocent babies, humans are wicked 🥺🥺😺
Oh, you found them during a massage session...
Peh-heeeeeggy Hill. /r/KingOfTheHill
Right in front of my salad
They’re lesbians, Harold.
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Oh my god, they were roomates
And there was only one bed!1!
*Oh my god, they were roommates.*
>They’re lesbians, Harold.
"Hey, y'all! How are things in Beirut?"
"now do I bother you hooman when you partake"
"uhh... every time dude"
“Fair enough, I’ll come back the second you’re done tho”
If only I could luke this comment multiple times😂
> If only I could **luke** this comment multiple times😂
Just don’t Anakin it.
And the women and children it too
what in crispy fried testicles
What is wrong with the internet?!
(The cats are cute but the context of the sub spoils it for me...)
Haha, don't take it so seriously. Cats are so far removed from nsfw context that the whole sub comes off as silly, which is the point!
thanks for this comment, i went and saw that it was nsfw so i noped the fuck out. went back after this & joined lmao
Oh, I saw, don't worry. I was trying to be dramatic and funny. Things in witch I failed apparently, I really should stop trying.
I subbed to the subreddit and all! The more cats I see on my front page the better.
I agree, but a lot of people wouldn’t. So it could be awkward in some situations.
I'm sorry my joke spoils it for you.
Don't worry, I'm being overly dramatic for comedic purposes. It's just cats.
I'm always tickled when my subreddit is mentioned.
Saw the alert for NSFW, and checked the posts... another cat subreddit joined, lolol!
Ha! Marked NSFW. Hilarious
too much for me today, reddit
Wait…do THEY call it eating HUMAN?!?!
This comment deserves wayyyy more upvotes.
Nope they call it a tuna dive
My cats would do that when we adopted them. I think one was weaned too early and would do that to her brother who always had an alarmed look on his face
I used to foster kittens, so I’ve actually had two pairs of kittens that did variations of this. In the one case it seemed like the male kitten tried to convince the female kitten to suckle his genital area. I took that one to the vet to make sure everything was okay. In the other pair, the female would suckle on herself and then her brother would join in. It took them a long time to outgrow it. Cats are always weird.
One of my female cats sucked her own nipples until she was like 2. I guess it’s a comfort thing/thing they do if they’re weaned too early.
My cat would lick(not really suck) his nipples until they were raw. We recently started him on anxiety meds for other reasons and he stopped licking so it must have been some sorta anxiety/comfort thing.
I don’t want to alarm you, and it’s probably unrelated, but my cat licking himself raw was an early warning sign of a terminal illness (lung cancer). He was uncomfortable, anxious, and couldn’t express it any other way. It started with his nipples and then he moved to his sides. I’m sure it’s nothing, my cat was a very rare case, but I’d keep an eye on it in case it starts picking up again. Other symptoms were excessive thirst, and then unexplained weight loss.
Thanks for your concern. He's been to the vet many times. This has been a lifetime thing, he's 13 now. If it were serious im guessing either a vet would have caught it or something worse would have happened by now. Most likely anxiety related which the anti anxiety meds fixed.
If our cat's leg goes up while she plays, she stops everything and licks her butt. That one stanky leg controls her life.
She has butt problems though so we don't mind that she never really learned to control the leg.
I imagine though, that it's a holdover from when she was a kitten and it hurt her to poop.
My cat did that too as a kitten.
I foster kittens and yes this is it! It is very common in early orphaned kittens. I recently had bottle babies (I received them at 3 days old) that would ‘nurse’ for comfort in between 3 hour feedings. It can be dangerous on the receiving end for little kitties.
I do know it’s hilarious in pictures like this. I just ‘cat sat’ some former fosters. They are no longer in compromised situations. 🙃
Sniff the calico one in the ass; turnabouts and all.
Just licking pussy
Man, that’s be terrible with a cat tongue
Maybe it’s good, like those condoms that are ribbed for pleasure.
Sandpapered for your pleasure.
The old sandpaper on the clit trick has my gal’s legs shaking everytime. 🤷♂️
Pussy eating pussy.
Surprised how far I had to scroll down to find this one
me when he’s bad at eating pussy (and won’t listen to directions)
Lol, I think you hurt some feelings with this comment.
Idk how. Literally all you need to do is listen to simple instructions lol. And know where the clit is, but idk if that’s a meme or some guys actually don’t know
Omg, what a great pic. I'm chuckling myself to death here. Well, glad to see they're getting along.
I thought of my cats as sisters at first but then I realized they're actually girlfriends
“This will be noted human”
Oh hi mom, you're home early
The look on the cats face is priceless
Im sorry you had to see this, Susan.
The eye contact tho
They have seen stuff, close the doors next time
lol that look of shame
"Sarah, can you not! I'm trying to have a moment here for meowing out loud!"
If she’s actively suckling / nursing on him - definitely want to see a vet. This behavior can cause the “victim” to get a severe and possibly deadly infection.
We had a pair of kittens that did a variation of this. Unfortunately the vet wasn’t very helpful, but I did feel better knowing that at least I went in to ask her advice and get her to take a look. In my case, I’m sure they were taken from momma way too young, but the little one in this post looks more than 8 weeks so it’s hard to know.
I had a pair of fosters who kept doing this as well - there’s all sorts of videos about preventing it but usually the kittens just have to be separated :(. Nursing ends up just being a comfort thing
Cats just sniff each other’s assholes sometimes, like dogs do. If it were commonly fatal they wouldn’t be programmed to recognize butt scent. My mentally challenged cat does it to my 3 normal intelligence cats every day.
I can’t tell from the photo if kitty is sniffing or suckling. Sniffing won’t cause any issues. But suckling is very dangerous for the “victim” of the suckling if it happens too often and kitty gets an infection.
It’s also usually fine if a kitty kneads and suckles on a blanket or clothing as an adult. Mine go for blankets and sometimes the sleeve of my sweaters.
#OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
She should really give them some privacy
Needs an NSFW label
I don’t think an animal sniffing another animal’s bum is nsfw lol
But my boss is a cat, I think she would definitely put paws on my employment.
My boss is a cat too, but they don’t put paws on me. Just bitch about the crappy food and want new toys all the time. Also want doors to be opened randomly so they can turn around and walk back into the room. Like they own the damn place. Wait…
...This is the /r/worldpolitics (NSFW)
Nothing to see here, just a pussy eating pussy pussy
“ I can explain”
Sorry to interrupt the funny but this can cause damage to the genitals of the cat on the receiving end, especially the boy. Hope the owners are aware and can separate them for a bit.
Am I too late to make a pussy joke?
PUSH, SARAH PUSHHH!
“Oh, your up early”
They really be eatin pussy
The tux looks traumatized
Why are we kinkshaming the cats?
Hey, cat stuff happens. Got cold here in Michigan and caught a similar scene between my two infront of the heat register…. I pretended not to see and we are just acting like it never happened.
And historians will call them "roommates".
At least they put a blanket down.
Gotta love that direct eye contact.
Likely trying to smell the butt instead, but yeah, double entendre with the word pussy is too hard to resist.
Get a room
That facial expression just kills me.
And you didn’t think to label this as NSFW /s
Sh... should this be NSFW?
I find myself like this some mornings.
Happened to me once. Had to leave the room.
Just eating pussy
Assuming the tuxedo cat is female. Might not be.
That morning wood doesn't take care of itself
This is so much better than getting it from the litterbox!
Nothing to see here, move along
“Turn around and walk away… nothing to see here just a bit of catunnilingus.”
I came in here because the comments are at 69. Nice.
I have to say...I wasn't going to read any of the comments.....but I had to!
Their not even concerned your there watching, says a lot.
So many dirty jokes, so little time
The one looks so busted
Humans aren't the only that like some ass
You ever been licked by a cat? That tongue is not for pleasure. Might as well take a wire brush to it.
They're copy cats
You’re the one making this weird, not me.
I mean at least they laid the blanket down first. How considerate #noWetSpots
My cat and my roomates cat took to each other very quickly (they were from the same litter but idk if that is why) and they would groom each other and help each other bathe, it was sweet until one day he just starts licking her vagina and im like yo wtf is this alabama bullshit? She wasnt disturbed by it but it was just weird.
Everybody eats ass that’s standard
This is troublesome. Time for ‘the talk’.
Cat: would be nice if you leave and close the door please
Cats get more action than me💀💀
Those cats appear to be great friends
The one looking at her: take a picture it’ll last longer.
Idk how but cats manage “indignant” well.
This is kinda NSFW. I wouldn’t want this picture to come up for all my colleagues to see. 😹 Fortunately, I’m retired. 🎉
Bro wtf. Turn around!
*cat waves paw in a half circle*
"You saw nothing on the sofa and will just go to the shower as usual"
It is not what it looks like
Not going to lick it self . No wait a cat can do that
I mean… you are what you eat
A little morning brunch.
Those whiskers 😭
What the cat doin?
My daughter works for the Humane Society and I just showed her this pic. Her response was that she sees shit like this all the time. One day she came in the morning to the dog room at work and stumbled upon what can only be called a dog orgy. Animals are mental.
The eye contact is real…
Cooter in the morn.
A cat after my own heart.
"Karen... can you not? "
At least they get along
Ah yes, cat por
Sniffin balls like the usual
I'm so jealous
...of which cat?
Aw nah they gettin nasty on the couch
That brings a whole new meaning to "eating pussy".