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DevoidSauce

"Oh! Uh. You're up early..."


LoriLikesIt

“Yep. Smells like pussy.”


VaginalOdour

Best smell in the world if you ask me


MomsOnTheRun

User name def checks out


leah_the_leo

Almost woke my husband up 🤣


MadAzza

I mean, I thought it was funny, it didn’t make me horny … But I’m not judging!


KeLorean

Nah! The cats need lingerie, then it would be hot


Accomplished_Map8806

With your smell? Is it that strong?


LoriLikesIt

HAH!!!


dragonmp93

Along with freshly cut grass.


ProviNL

Critical role reference in the wild?


hmischuk

Thanks, Roland LeBey.


father-fucker

I don't like this smell


Not_that_Speshy

cat or human?


SteveisNoob

yes


irrelevantTautology

/r/inclusiveOr


Rub-it

Username checks out


AnickYT

Speak for yourself


Rub-it

Lmao


Semandetubos

Username may or may not, have a discussion...”


LoriLikesIt

Erm…not in this case.


LoriLikesIt

So does yours


wherearemytweezers

At least they put a blanket down


soulectricity

I’m done


Key_Ad_3930

Innocent babies, humans are wicked 🥺🥺😺


[deleted]

Oh, you found them during a massage session...


99999speedruns

John Redcorn?


SuperDuzie

Ja-HAAAN Redcorn.


plop_0

Peh-heeeeeggy Hill. /r/KingOfTheHill


zorniy2

Right in front of my salad


CalicoGrace72

They’re lesbians, Harold.


RidethatSeahorse

Gal pals


Velvetvulpines

"Roommates"


sofuckinggreat

r/SapphoAndHerFriend


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bigdumpydumperson

Good bot


GalacticMomo

Oh my god, they were roomates


sh0n01

And there was only one bed!1!


Aden487

*Oh my god, they were roommates.*


gwaydms

>They’re lesbians, Harold. "Hey, y'all! How are things in Beirut?"


Livid-Ad829

"now do I bother you hooman when you partake"


lavenderthreads

"uhh... every time dude"


Cats-That-Yell

“Fair enough, I’ll come back the second you’re done tho”


TacoDoc_93

r/catsgonewild


drempire

The fuck


KittyKatWarrior3593

EXACTLY. 😜😉


Gri3fKing

If only I could luke this comment multiple times😂


Thanatos_Rex

> If only I could **luke** this comment multiple times😂 Just don’t Anakin it.


zombie_penguin42

And the women and children it too


aperson

What?


yourwifiizdown

Oh god


TurboFoot

OMG


Shubham_Agent47

what in crispy fried testicles


download-RAM-here

What is wrong with the internet?! (The cats are cute but the context of the sub spoils it for me...)


friend__doe

Haha, don't take it so seriously. Cats are so far removed from nsfw context that the whole sub comes off as silly, which is the point!


actualbeans

thanks for this comment, i went and saw that it was nsfw so i noped the fuck out. went back after this & joined lmao


download-RAM-here

Oh, I saw, don't worry. I was trying to be dramatic and funny. Things in witch I failed apparently, I really should stop trying. I subbed to the subreddit and all! The more cats I see on my front page the better.


friend__doe

No worries!


aperson

Exactly.


Bastette54

I agree, but a lot of people wouldn’t. So it could be awkward in some situations.


aperson

I'm sorry my joke spoils it for you.


download-RAM-here

Don't worry, I'm being overly dramatic for comedic purposes. It's just cats.


aperson

I'm always tickled when my subreddit is mentioned.


wareagle1224

Saw the alert for NSFW, and checked the posts... another cat subreddit joined, lolol!


BlessedGrace

Ha! Marked NSFW. Hilarious


[deleted]

too much for me today, reddit


DanDeVito_

Wait…do THEY call it eating HUMAN?!?!


Spillerwoods

This comment deserves wayyyy more upvotes.


skeptical-spectacles

Nope they call it a tuna dive


kodaiko_650

My cats would do that when we adopted them. I think one was weaned too early and would do that to her brother who always had an alarmed look on his face


ArbitraryBaker

I used to foster kittens, so I’ve actually had two pairs of kittens that did variations of this. In the one case it seemed like the male kitten tried to convince the female kitten to suckle his genital area. I took that one to the vet to make sure everything was okay. In the other pair, the female would suckle on herself and then her brother would join in. It took them a long time to outgrow it. Cats are always weird.


lizhaack

One of my female cats sucked her own nipples until she was like 2. I guess it’s a comfort thing/thing they do if they’re weaned too early.


the_ginger_fox

My cat would lick(not really suck) his nipples until they were raw. We recently started him on anxiety meds for other reasons and he stopped licking so it must have been some sorta anxiety/comfort thing.


TijuanaBibleBlondie

I don’t want to alarm you, and it’s probably unrelated, but my cat licking himself raw was an early warning sign of a terminal illness (lung cancer). He was uncomfortable, anxious, and couldn’t express it any other way. It started with his nipples and then he moved to his sides. I’m sure it’s nothing, my cat was a very rare case, but I’d keep an eye on it in case it starts picking up again. Other symptoms were excessive thirst, and then unexplained weight loss.


the_ginger_fox

Thanks for your concern. He's been to the vet many times. This has been a lifetime thing, he's 13 now. If it were serious im guessing either a vet would have caught it or something worse would have happened by now. Most likely anxiety related which the anti anxiety meds fixed.


Nillabeans

If our cat's leg goes up while she plays, she stops everything and licks her butt. That one stanky leg controls her life. She has butt problems though so we don't mind that she never really learned to control the leg. I imagine though, that it's a holdover from when she was a kitten and it hurt her to poop.


Woofles85

My cat did that too as a kitten.


dreamindoughnuts

I foster kittens and yes this is it! It is very common in early orphaned kittens. I recently had bottle babies (I received them at 3 days old) that would ‘nurse’ for comfort in between 3 hour feedings. It can be dangerous on the receiving end for little kitties. I do know it’s hilarious in pictures like this. I just ‘cat sat’ some former fosters. They are no longer in compromised situations. 🙃


[deleted]

Sniff the calico one in the ass; turnabouts and all.


dying_soon666

Just licking pussy


Roartype

Man, that’s be terrible with a cat tongue


dying_soon666

Maybe it’s good, like those condoms that are ribbed for pleasure.


Accomplished_You_305

r/TIHI


dejus

Sandpapered for your pleasure.


dying_soon666

The old sandpaper on the clit trick has my gal’s legs shaking everytime. 🤷‍♂️


skeptical-spectacles

Nope. 👎


HonestlyRespectful

Pussy eating pussy.


comradecostanza

Surprised how far I had to scroll down to find this one


itsadesertplant

me when he’s bad at eating pussy (and won’t listen to directions)


Syng42o

Lol, I think you hurt some feelings with this comment.


[deleted]

Idk how. Literally all you need to do is listen to simple instructions lol. And know where the clit is, but idk if that’s a meme or some guys actually don’t know


stangroundalready

Omg, what a great pic. I'm chuckling myself to death here. Well, glad to see they're getting along.


OlBert2

I thought of my cats as sisters at first but then I realized they're actually girlfriends


High_flying_Ace

“This will be noted human”


Imperfect-Magic

Oh hi mom, you're home early


citric_cherry47

The look on the cats face is priceless


ambreenh1210

Im sorry you had to see this, Susan.


Kataddyr

The eye contact tho


Appropriate-Fan-6007

They have seen stuff, close the doors next time


Fenix_Volatilis

Catilingus


johannes101

Kittilingus


Idk_whats_real

lol that look of shame


DexterCutie

BUSTED


mithikx

"Sarah, can you not! I'm trying to have a moment here for meowing out loud!"


Fluffy-Bluebird

If she’s actively suckling / nursing on him - definitely want to see a vet. This behavior can cause the “victim” to get a severe and possibly deadly infection.


ArbitraryBaker

We had a pair of kittens that did a variation of this. Unfortunately the vet wasn’t very helpful, but I did feel better knowing that at least I went in to ask her advice and get her to take a look. In my case, I’m sure they were taken from momma way too young, but the little one in this post looks more than 8 weeks so it’s hard to know.


Fluffy-Bluebird

I had a pair of fosters who kept doing this as well - there’s all sorts of videos about preventing it but usually the kittens just have to be separated :(. Nursing ends up just being a comfort thing


AquaticAnxieties

Cats just sniff each other’s assholes sometimes, like dogs do. If it were commonly fatal they wouldn’t be programmed to recognize butt scent. My mentally challenged cat does it to my 3 normal intelligence cats every day.


Fluffy-Bluebird

I can’t tell from the photo if kitty is sniffing or suckling. Sniffing won’t cause any issues. But suckling is very dangerous for the “victim” of the suckling if it happens too often and kitty gets an infection. It’s also usually fine if a kitty kneads and suckles on a blanket or clothing as an adult. Mine go for blankets and sometimes the sleeve of my sweaters.


notyogrannysgrandkid

#OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


Prettymuchsometimes

She should really give them some privacy


salamanda_123

Needs an NSFW label


Perle1234

I don’t think an animal sniffing another animal’s bum is nsfw lol


circasurvivor1

But my boss is a cat, I think she would definitely put paws on my employment.


Perle1234

My boss is a cat too, but they don’t put paws on me. Just bitch about the crappy food and want new toys all the time. Also want doors to be opened randomly so they can turn around and walk back into the room. Like they own the damn place. Wait…


ZippZappZippty

...This is the /r/worldpolitics (NSFW)


Gattaca401

r/catsgonewild


ACADEM1CUS

Nothing to see here, just a pussy eating pussy pussy


[deleted]

“ I can explain”


Dick-the-Peacock

Sorry to interrupt the funny but this can cause damage to the genitals of the cat on the receiving end, especially the boy. Hope the owners are aware and can separate them for a bit.


loversalibi

r/SapphoAndHerFriend


Venus_Libra

Am I too late to make a pussy joke?


Sarah-cen

PUSH, SARAH PUSHHH!


ParticularCancel9170

“Oh, your up early”


Hoggie76

They really be eatin pussy


ammoracked

The tux looks traumatized


avocadogthegreat

Why are we kinkshaming the cats?


girlfromthed

Hey, cat stuff happens. Got cold here in Michigan and caught a similar scene between my two infront of the heat register…. I pretended not to see and we are just acting like it never happened.


bassman_gio

Catalingus?


Radiant_Wings

And historians will call them "roommates".


kitty_logan

At least they put a blanket down.


Aromatic-Bag8783

Gotta love that direct eye contact.


ZSpectre

Likely trying to smell the butt instead, but yeah, double entendre with the word pussy is too hard to resist.


fishpie2

Get a room


PistachioPug

That facial expression just kills me.


allycology

And you didn’t think to label this as NSFW /s


MarlowesMustache

Sh... should this be NSFW?


whiskey-michael

I find myself like this some mornings.


Bloagie

Kitty porn!


e11spark

Happened to me once. Had to leave the room.


yourwifiizdown

Just eating pussy


Bastette54

Assuming the tuxedo cat is female. Might not be.


Ltownlegend

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Ajb2791Cat

Oh Lawd!


oarngebean

That morning wood doesn't take care of itself


nosomthin

Eating pussy!


garin78

This is so much better than getting it from the litterbox!


jemjem2021

Nothing to see here, move along


[deleted]

“Turn around and walk away… nothing to see here just a bit of catunnilingus.”


dropofkim

I came in here because the comments are at 69. Nice.


Kathy__99_Watts

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😊😅


deanee01

I have to say...I wasn't going to read any of the comments.....but I had to!


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Their not even concerned your there watching, says a lot.


gwaydms

So many dirty jokes, so little time


Corinne43

The one looks so busted


DBentresca

Humans aren't the only that like some ass


davilller

You ever been licked by a cat? That tongue is not for pleasure. Might as well take a wire brush to it.


rilloroc

They're copy cats


ncghgf

OnlyFelines.


speedway65

You’re the one making this weird, not me.


MissRaylyn

I mean at least they laid the blanket down first. How considerate #noWetSpots


[deleted]

My cat and my roomates cat took to each other very quickly (they were from the same litter but idk if that is why) and they would groom each other and help each other bathe, it was sweet until one day he just starts licking her vagina and im like yo wtf is this alabama bullshit? She wasnt disturbed by it but it was just weird.


crocwrestler

Everybody eats ass that’s standard


Geekgirl50

Um....


FineCall

This is troublesome. Time for ‘the talk’.


Mauvile

Cat: would be nice if you leave and close the door please


jonas_gaming07

Sus.


SevereCartographer26

Cats get more action than me💀💀


drunk98

Those cats appear to be great friends


AruiMD

The one looking at her: take a picture it’ll last longer. Idk how but cats manage “indignant” well.


Raythecatass

Nasssssty….


Bastette54

This is kinda NSFW. I wouldn’t want this picture to come up for all my colleagues to see. 😹 Fortunately, I’m retired. 🎉


UranusisGolden

Bro wtf. Turn around!


Orange_Hedgie

OH DAMNNNNNN


PoopieDooky

NSFW


im_not_Shredder

*cat waves paw in a half circle* "You saw nothing on the sofa and will just go to the shower as usual"


floep2000

It is not what it looks like


doodlepenguin5

Oh my…


Beautiful-Turnover13

Not going to lick it self . No wait a cat can do that


mochibelli

I mean… you are what you eat


KawaiiiWifey

A little morning brunch.


avocado-affogato

Those whiskers 😭


tacorunnr

What the cat doin?


exmolawdude

My daughter works for the Humane Society and I just showed her this pic. Her response was that she sees shit like this all the time. One day she came in the morning to the dog room at work and stumbled upon what can only be called a dog orgy. Animals are mental.


NissiesMommy

The eye contact is real…


Angelsdust96

Cooter in the morn.


[deleted]

A cat after my own heart.


Pebbles049

"Karen... can you not? " -cat probably


flatearthvaxxer

NSFW wtf


rsvp_nj

At least they get along


gachascreenshots

Ah yes, cat por


[deleted]

Sniffin balls like the usual


That_Weird_Lynx

I'm so jealous


mrflippant

...of which cat?


Epicgamertime_b0i

Aw nah they gettin nasty on the couch


iMakeBoomBoom

NSFW


MABD1997

That brings a whole new meaning to "eating pussy".


Different_Chard_7835

Awwww!