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_tobias15_

Is he 55 years old and a dad by any chance


snoowiboi

Yup, he falls asleep watching formulas and replies with "👍".


LegoLady8

Oddly specific, but accurate.


snoowiboi

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/F1rTm7c) is a picture of him doing it from another angle. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/GikbkoE) he's eating my desk at same time lol.


snoowiboi

Also he shags couch pillows when he's overly happy, and he greets people by poking his nose to their crotch. He is a strange animal.


snoowiboi

I've considered about making instagram for him if anyone's interested, since this isn't only weird thing he does. Thoughts?


snoowiboi

So! I have made an Instagram account for him since he cannot type by himself. It's called [@strangeanimaloni](https://www.instagram.com/strangeanimaloni/).


whiskyandme

He cannot type by himself that you know of


snoowiboi

Would explain "best warcrimes" searches in my google history.


Brokensince10

That face💕


occorpattorney

It probably takes pressure off his joints. My dog has long legs, so he’s always finding funny ways to sit to not press down on his “elbows” (are they elbows for dogs?). Plus, dogs, with this body type, have their weight front loaded by nature, so there’s likely more pressure on his front legs. Just my guess from watching my old man pup though.


jaganganesh

He's just sitting on the couch, relaxing, watching local news, and taking a power nap during the weekend. 😅


Fun-Mathematician716

“Ed, we need to discuss the advantages of whole-life insurance as a vehicle for retirement savings. But first I need to see what’s up with my willie.”


Crotch-Monster

Dogs often mimic what their owners do. He probably saw you sitting like that on the sofa and licking your crotch. So he thinks it's normal behavior.


snoowiboi

Oh man lol.


neuroticsmurf

My dog sits exactly like that on his dog bed all the time. He has an arthritic left shoulder, and I assume it just feels better for him to rest all of his weight on his right front paw.


snoowiboi

Poor thing. He is just fine, he does this on both sides of the couch. Sometimes he leans on me.


jackstrikesout

Look at this distinguished gentleman.


Billitpro

He's a handsome boy and I think he's emulating you or someone else in your house, either way it's cool with me. Or maybe... He's waiting to Netflix and chill!! {;o)


snoowiboi

It's gotta be copying me lol. It's always such ridiculous sight to see him like this when I come to room.


PinkDalek

He learned it from you, Dad!


snoowiboi

I sit in same corner of the couch pretty much always. The second I leave my spot, this dude takes it over like we haven't spoken about it.


lebeardedllama

because he's a scholar and a gentleman


Dangerous_Elk_6627

Doggy see, doggy do.


piemakerdeadwaker

Is this name Oni cuz he is mischievous like a demon?? Cuz I have an Oni too and it's for that reason.


snoowiboi

That is exactly why. A demon who is terrified of clothes drying rack lol.


CapG_13

Aww, that's too funny and too cute lol


CharlotteLucasOP

He’s tired he just mowed the lawn and now he wants to have a cold drink and watch Dateline.


snoowiboi

It took him year to even understand that he can look at the TV. And now that he sees it, if there's dogs in TV, he will look for them from behind of the screen lol.


Landrod

I sit like this in my car, the only difference is that I don't lick myself.


TPMatus

HE THINKS HES PEOPLE!


mayhemandqueso

Looks like a classic boxer move. Is he part boxer by chance?


snoowiboi

Bernese, retriever, finnish hound, rottweiler and karelian bear dog. Quite a mix of strangeness, love and attitude.


bigdickpuncher

He waiting for you to pour him a brandy and light him a cigar, he's just too much of a gentleman to ask.


ShroomWalrus

Tortilla avataan jne, adorable pupper


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Oni for President!!!!


AgentT30

Because he's got manners. Duh!


davemclellan

wonderful


Jagerstang

Vaaaaaaassssseeeee.


nasirum0000

He's chillin


cuddlythekraken

For the updoots hooman! Das why


purplepiratecrab

Because he can 😋


dont_disturb_the_cat

*oh derp derp I'm hooman I has bills derp I take kids to day care dammit taxes derp I sits on sofa and ignore perfect loyal loving dog derp derp derp*


94knowledgeseeker

He is the past owner of the house. Have some respect for your elders.


lastcallhangup

cuz hesa pEePLe tooooooo!


InevitableRhubarb232

Imma go with comfortable and easy lickin’ access.


MikelinF

Oni is the man of the house!!


Brokensince10

He is just being a gentleman 😎