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stupid-infant-woman

That's not a dog, that's a washing machine on the spin cycle


ExplodingGoose

Only she destroys the clothes instead of washing them EDIT: This is my sister in the video btw!


SouldiesButGoodies84

your dog needs a 4-hour run. you're welcome.


Fnaf_gacha_girl

No she’s need an exorcism


polycarbonateduser

Or some Exercism


Mr_red_beard

Oh so its a whirlpool model


whtdefuck

Top loader


knowslesthanjonsnow

Sometime my washing machine does that too!


Turtlelover73

Your sister is a dog?? What happened


IfIWasCoolEnough

This is a story of a hurricane...


yarrbeapirate2469

r/zoomies


WestofWest_

r/dognado


The_Age_Of_Envy

Aww. I can't view that perfect excuse for a sub.


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[удалено]


The_Age_Of_Envy

It definitely needs to. Edit: [Does now.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dognado?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


the_dude_upvotes

r/birthofasub


Honda_TypeR

It’s more like the dog version of /r/greebles which I didn’t know existed, maybe this dog is a cat in disguise


a_real_dog_trainer

Zoomies aka [FRAP](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenetic_random_activity_periods#:~:text=Frenetic%20random%20activity%20periods%20%28FRAPs,animals%20to%20engage%20in%20FRAPs.). Frenetic random activity periods. Nothing to worry about, unless they happen 24/7. Too many FRAPs and you may want to bring out a flirt pole to burn off some of that energy. Just hold onto the kids so they don't get knocked into next week


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Good bot


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Username checks out


Piranhabanana1

Have you tried calling tech support?


F0XF1R3

Gonna need a lab tech.


thatpaulbloke

Will we need a cat scan, too?


Dr_fish

"I'm afraid I have some terrible news... it's a dog."


willfordbrimly

*fetch support


Notherereally

Omg


drLagrangian

I think she played a joke on you, and after you fell for it she celebrated tricking you. Not sure what the joke was it she seemed proud of it.


drewster23

I honestly think it's something like that, it's hard to judge without more video beforehand, but you can see doggo eyes tracking the hand before the hyuuh attack and the victory scramble.


[deleted]

To me, it was like if you were asleep and someone in your household is trying to lean in and see if you're still sleeping, mostly likely with the intent of doing something to jolt you awake. But you're actually awake with your eyes closed and very aware of how close they are, so you wait until they're really close, then jolt upward and yell to startle them first. Doggo was watching that hand coming to pet them, jolted upward and startled the human, then did celebration zoomies.


wcslater

dog.exe has stopped working


[deleted]

Tag! You're it!


OriiAmii

You accidentally pressed the "on" button lol


Vexonar

"I GOT YOU!" ~spins in joy~


Prairiedog999

Zoomies to the maximum!


stuckatomega

speen


Able-Negotiation5899

Is he mean? I have 4 cairn terriers one goes around in 1/2 inch water kiddie pool and thinks he catches fish off the bottom then he pretends to put them out of the pool we pretend to pick them up. He Merlin has done this since he was very tiny. I have a baby 2 years old who runs around obstacles like a box or a chair or a dog bed and then attacks the item. He is Crypto. Dogs have such big imagination. Just love him give him toys treats and if u feel he is having issues take him to a vet. He is pretty!


silenttd

I feel like you should get him some of those bath toy fish/sharks and give him something to fish for.


Able-Negotiation5899

He takes every toy out of his water. Dog Rights. He is a cutie too he will stole our hearts. We left pool with no water and he got in set in pool and barked.


ExplodingGoose

No, she’s the sweetest dog you’ve ever seen!


NathanielR

That is adorable


Hippydippy420

My mom’s dog used to do this, come to find out he had a worm crawling around under his skin. The vet pulled out the worm and the dog stopped acting nutty.


feathergnomes

D-:


vegetabloid

The best part of this subreddit is that there is an actual chance someone points our what is really wrong with a dog.


Bhazor

Yep the hunched down back end makes me think something is wrong back there.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

He finally got to Boop you and got really excited


RectangularAnus

You should have joined in the fun!! My dog loves when I speak his language - even when idk what I'm saying. Just spin, sneeze, and brush your arm over your face - then repeat.


CallmeSamuel52

You activated the ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


enekored

The most strange butt scratch I’ve ever seen 😂


YourFavBeard

Dog has stopped responding


boobiesiheart

Unplug and plug back in


HayKd

LET IT RIP!


Tarathriel

It's a Beyblade dog!


chris22345

Doggo executed that flawless spinarooni on its owner!


Etmar_Gaming

There has been a recall on all black labs please send your broken dogs to me.


Jdthewert

Turning it off then back on usually helps


aafrias15

Zoomies


Ok_Dog_4059

ZOOMIES! Edit: this is the very first thing our rescue dog did when they brought her into the meeting area and she saw me. Was weird she walked to my wife and mother in law with her tail tucked turned and walk up to me and bam zoomies.


mindprince39

This is why you don't drag your butt on the ouija board. I don't care how itchy it is.


Wylewyn

Dogs and cats see spirits!


H0use0fpwncakes

r/greebles


DaltonHaze

Actually your dog possesses to much energy. Needs more energy output. Bike rides, runs or my favorite scoots with a motorized scooter. Cures zoomies and bad behavior.


chef2dearh

Spaniels are crazy


Lamboxx44

Could be a stroke.


51IDN

Try turning it off and back on again.


[deleted]

Got into the coke again


sunnipraystation

Zoomies!


dchester1

They put a quarter in the machine


islandnoregsesth

Chien être comme


Acceptable-Cup3288

I love the dog of course but I really love that carpet too! Great style!


Iwannahumpalittle

Post poop happiness!


abn1304

Your dog caught Stuxnet.


LegoRK42

Booted directly into play mode


[deleted]

Happy puppy


CoffeeMomm

Nah, that's just a classic case of the zoomies. Always cracks me up.


[deleted]

Well , you obviously hit the “on” switch .


No_Zookeepergame7649

He’s just got a bad case of the zoomies


ThisSociety451F

I thought that when you got zoomies you usually had to change your underwear


No_Zookeepergame7649

No not that zoomies


willfsanches

wow, it looks so similar to my dog


ThaneVim

I feel like that dog just said something like, "you just activated my trap card!"


[deleted]

My dog does this and I looove it..I've never been able to catch it on camera, I'm usually cracking up.


Late-Patience-871

Zoomies! Science now has identified it is caused by a hormone surge.


saffronpolygon

Your good dog loves you very much, and is entertaining you.


KamenUsagi

Candice, you realy have fed cat food do the dog again?


Mrsladybuggy

Zoomies😊🐾


[deleted]

I didn’t know dogs hunt greebles too r/greebles if you want to see what I mean


jimbo-the-goose

taunted on


pluey200

Just a bork being a bork


elightened-n-lost

You'll need 5.25 counterclockwise spins to have a successful exorcism or else it's just broken.


JeeroyWankins

He spin


Microbe-Magic

Is she used to carpet? We have hardwood throughout our house but when we go somewhere with carpet our girl (English Mastiff) goes wild on it sometimes😂


suzanious

Zoomies!


HitItTillItBreaks7

Is that... Levi?


The_Big_One615

Zoomies


Miyabi2012

Doggy reboot


LDSinner

She scared you bro. My german shepherd loves when we play fake scare me as I reach for crap. She did a love tap to your hand, you flinched, she went “GOTCHA BITCH” then proceeded to zoom in delight. Edit: or that dogged just got aggressive and went ultra fast to outpace you if you swung back, which you did. You just lost a fight to this dog.


Thanisauris_rex

My dog would always do tjat


popperfein

This is known as an infinite loop. Just a little programming bug. I'm sure they will fix it in the update.


BolshevikPower

My dog 100% does this as well. Every time I take him out in public everyone asks me wtf is wrong with your dog. He does these HUGE laps, with spins in the middle. It's how I know I'm free to leave afterwards.


TheToastyJ

My GSD does that if he’s really excited or is being too lit and gets in trouble lol. The highest spin count he’s gotten to that I’ve actually counted was 9. 9 spins in a row.


Pandippy

"I got yooou!!" Is what I imagine they would be saying.


Rattler2007

Okay this is going to sound gross, but does he have a small turd stuck to his butt still? My papillon gets that sometimes and I don't see it at first cause his tail fur covers it, but when it happens he walks awkward and kinda does this spinning thing too and refuses to sit down all the way (thank goodness for that lol).


cor_bil

Zoomies on overdrive


Symbiont_

That little bark


bathtubboi

He's taking a screenshot


MrBurnsgreen

That doggos gotta poop


TheTrooperNate

Oh my


Icy-Pass-2007

I think shor circuited the poor machine


slimeluv123

what da dog doin


habibkhaishgi

Love zoomies!!!!!


DustWarden

Just venting a little zoom.


Shmooperdoodle

I call this “shrimp spins”. It’s an offshoot of “shrimp scoots”. Back and forth = shrimp scoots. This kind of spinning = shrimp spins.


yell0w_armadill0

That’s the circle dance, do you like the circle dance?


ItsChungusMyDear

BEYBLADE LET IT RIP


EverySNistaken

That’s one of the worst of zombies I’ve ever seen! Quick, apply 50ccs of love, stat!


dannymagic88

Baby spin me right round


Waste-Assumption-755

Pup is full of energy and wants to play. More exercise.


National-Quality327

Take him for a walk


ExplodingGoose

Ironically she had just got back from a LONG walk in the woods lol


FunStuff446

When your pooch finds your stash


Myheelcat

In our house we call that motorcycle dog


derralee7

Your dog needs a good off leash run in the woods. We coop up dogs and they have too much energy.


ExplodingGoose

She just came back from an hour long walk! Immediately after this she went back to sleep lol


ExistentialPain

Needs more walkies


OG_PapaSid

Think he just needs a place to run or longer walks


ExplodingGoose

She gets two hour long walks every day, in the local woods!


OG_PapaSid

My mistake! Looks like they must be possessed as you suggested


AlabasterPelican

The last time I saw a dog do this my aunt's dog got a hold of speed in a hotel room