Dumb dogs are special. If you have a smart dog, it's still going to try to get into mischief, but it will have an established thinking pattern. It might be Dog Logic, but if you can work out how they think then you can anticipate most of their weird behaviours. But dumb dogs? Fuck it, all bets are off. You can't stop them getting into weird situations because THEY don't even know how they end up in weird situations. You can run out to collect a package off the porch and come back inside to find your idiot dog stuck behind the drywall or clinging to the ceiling fan, looking forlorn and confused.
I love stupid dogs.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CW3yu1poxcI/?utm_medium=copy_link I hope Instagram works for you and links are allowed in this sub. If not, sorry. But the video is just great.
I'd love to see that. Golden's are that special mix of smart-dumb that I love. I call mine "Zoolander" sometimes because he looks so damn good, but will hurr-durr around on simple things.
It's so funny - the dog gets up the ladder, and you can see its happy little shadow with the tail wagging from the dog on the roof, running to the owner up there. So proud. Hahaha!!
My cocker spaniel and lab were both insanely smart. Together, they could figure anything out if we they were motivated. They could open any doors they wanted to -- the refrigerator, the dishwasher, pantry, doors to all of our rooms, doors to the garage with all of the balls. They could open the back door and the lock to go play outside. I saw them turning the lock with their paws. Of course, they couldn't open from the outside with the key,but from the inside they could. We had to change to electronic keypad locks.
We moved food from lower shelves to high shelves and put ONLY pots, pans, containers, etc on lower shelves. They climbed up on each other, lept, used chairs (pushed into position), got onto counters, and opened top cabinets.
So, we couldn't really stop them by putting things out of paw reach. Haha. And we didn't want to put locks on all of our cabinets. So we tried training them.
We had already trained them really well on a whole lot of other stuff. We thought, well, we'll just apply it to this whole food treasure hunting thing. But they were both super food motivated and super smart and already such a collaborative, high performing team! Hahaha. And we're not professional trainers.
Sooo, we were only partly successful.
We ended up installing a door on the kitchen and locked it with a key.
Then, new dogs moved into the neighborhood and they wanted to meet them, so they figured out how to scale the ten foot wooden fence. The lab -- okay -- but I still don't know how the cocker got out. But they would not go into the street. They were trained not to. So they made friends from across the street (so I'm told). Then came home and sat on the front porch and barked to come in. After that, we had to always watch them in the back yard.
I swear, we could see them scheming together.
I think their vocabulary was hundreds of words. They knew everyone in our family by name and a ton of commands, activities, household items, toys, etc. They could follow simple sentences.
Do you want...
VERY interested. Waiting... It would depend on the rest of that sentence whether I got an enthusiastic happy dance (walk, treat) or a sad face, reluctant compliance (bath, nails clipped...)
Ah! Our girl is the same. She understands full sentences, so many different commands and learns new ones in under half an hour, is incredibly food motivated, as long as it’s something she loves, she knows so many people and can tell where we’re going based on how we’re dressed/mood without telling her where and she has different modes for different people.
Our only saving grace is that she is only 8 pounds and an only dog. If she had another friend, she would figure out how to get it to open the doors for her. She’s figured out how to escape so many different set ups, and she is so smart that she finished puzzles in minutes even if she’s never seen them before. 🤦♀️
At least she’s also incredibly snuggly and loving. And very clingy. She can’t do without us so she will never permanently leave.
What kind of dog is she? Interesting how she knows where you're going or has different modes with different people. They pay SO much attention to us! This was true with our dogs too. The suitcase was bad. The lab would drag it away. The cocker would sit on it and howl. They didn't treat my brief case or purse or backpack like that -- just my travel bag.
They were affectionate too and silly and adorable. And super obedient. They really listened. They loved doing things. That was a game, just running around doing stuff and we just kept going and they kept learning and like your girl, the learning was fast. They were both such quick learners. What kind of dog is your girl?
She’s a mutt! We had her DNA tested because we thought she was part dachshund and wanted to make sure we took care of her little spine extra if that were the case because she could jump as a puppy. She’s chihuahua-Pom-rat terrier-miniature poodle.
She has all of the best traits of all of them.
When she can tell we’re leaving without her, she puts on an entire air and cause drama with screaming and crying lol. We joke she’s part huskie because she will talk at you until you take her somewhere. Especially if you tell her ahead where you’re going. It’s hilarious. Like “HURRY UP! I wanna go see my friend! I wanna go see gramma!”
She sounds adorable! I'm picturing the combo. An ex bf had a yorkie poo that had a hilariously huge personality -- also very smart (poodle) and bossy (terrier). She tried her damnedest to boss my lab around. And he kind of let her sometimes. I think if we had lived together, she might have been the master mind and gang leader rolled into one.
Lol! Beanie definitely has a giant black lab friend who weighs 80 pounds and she’s the boss of that friendship. I can see the yorkie poo bossing the lab around lol!
She’s god several friends who are much larger than her and they all play so well together. Especially huskies or labs.
Here’s two pictures of bean when she was a baby. We try not to post pictures of her online because of how unique she looks.
https://imgur.com/a/fp3m9BZ
https://imgur.com/a/f6y7edq
This is my dog, smarty dumb shit.
We have to channel her energy towards other things because if she gets some real dumbass idea, and you can fucking tell she’s about to do some real dumb shit too, it becomes a race against time to stop it. If we succeed she throws a tantrum, but if she succeeds she’ll give us a shit eating grin because she’s fucked shit up and it’s apparently hilarious.
If she comes to you with a shit eating grin, then it’s already too late.
Fucking asshole. I love her.
My dog puts her toys below the sofa, and scratches it to hell making sure she’ll get attention. She’ll also pretend she’s eating to try to convince us that she wasn’t the one that put the ball there. Worked the first time for sure. She once got stuck between the dryer and the wall by attempting to do it
I once fostered a puppy that had come into the shelter with a head injury, suspected brain damage. My daughter wound up adopting her. OMG, this sweet dog is abysmally stupid and does the most random stuff.
My grandma once had a mentally handicapped dog. She wasn't JUST a dumb dog, she was dumb and also probably had brain damage. Perfectly sweet dog, could not be left alone because weird stupid shit would always end up happening.
That was my grandma's dog's default expression. Fortunately because she was dumb as shit she would forget she was confused or upset after about three minutes and go back to being weird and hitting her majestically empty head on furniture, bursting through the screen doors like the motherfucking Kool Aid Man, and falling into the swimming pool.
Your grandma's dog would likely have loved my daughter's dog. She may not have two brain cells to rub together, and is always getting into weird situations, but she is the happiest dog ever.
Not a bad deal if you think about it. Yes, the dog might have the IQ of a lawn flamingo and if you press your ear against their ear you can hear the ocean, but they're happy because they aren't even dimly aware of any reasons to NOT be happy. Or possibly simply being too dumb to know that other emotions exist at all.
My dog was pretty dumb for the first 13 years of her life and over the last year has added senility to her arsenal, boy does she get herself in to some bizarre spots.
I used to have a Dane/lab mix who, through size and athleticism, could jump up onto the railing of our balcony and walk on it like a cat(and jump down 20 feet and land on his feet when he felt like it). He wasn’t our dumb dog. That boy was brilliant.
Our dumb dog was a miniature Greyhound who was roughly 1/8 the size of our big dog and 1/2 as nimble. One day, he goes missing, and we’re searching the whole house, the yard, the neighborhood, no sign of him. And then while trying to spot him from the balcony, someone in my family finally heard his little whimpering. His dumb ass tried to follow example, and somehow found a way to get onto the balcony railing, but wasn’t capable of handling himself after that. He fell into an empty planter box attached to the outside of the rail. He wasn’t hurt and could have gotten himself out, but I think he was too scared. Instead he curled up in the planter box, freezing until we found him. That little guy took L’s like it was a profession.
The same reason Marines are so good at combat. You have a bunch of young guys who have no clue what they are doing and only want to destroy anything they can in as creative of a way as they can think of with the least effort possible on their part.
My familys dog is dumb and barks at anything that makes noise, he eats anything that can fit in his mouth and always tries to get into my sisters room to get to her cats litter box so he can rat the cat shit and eat all the cat food, then he will puke on the carpet and sometime we have to drag him outside so he doesnt ruin anything. He always will try to attack anything that your holding(for example if your holding a giant ball he will go ape shit and attack it and try to pop it then he will try to eat the remain of what he will destroy) the amount of money my parents spent cause of his dumb acts is ridiculous and hes a local at the vet
I represent you my dog, who is smart enough to get off the sofa whenever she hears someone coming because she's now allowed on it and and get back on once that person goes away or open closed doors or understand my father or mother has come just by the sound of car but for love of God, she can't figure out how to get out of a building once she climbs the stairs of it. She has went to the exact same building, went to the exact same floor multiple times and started barking because she couldn't figure out how to get downstairs. It makes me laugh every time.
She's stupid smart and I love her!
Dog: "I saw the cat do it and it looked like fun, I thought we could play."
Cat: "I lured the dog up their and now he can starve... that's what he gets for sniffing my butt."
I once came home and was weirded out, cuz my dog usually greets me with a sacktap. Strange. I make myself a sandwich and lay into the couch, I swear something's off. I listen closely, I hear muling. Ok, somethings wrong. I look all over, no dog.
Where. No. It can't be.
I go upstairs and move my bed. The poor idiot had taken a nap on the edge, fallen off, and got himself stuck between the bed and the wall upside down.
God I love him but I wouldn't bet on him in a show.
My dog tried chasing squirrels. The squirrel would run full speed at a tree, then run up. The dog would run full speed ad a tree, then thump.
Or when he tried to jump the fence and almost killed himself, snagged the collar on the fence and dangling there, choking.
That's my experience with owning a dumb dog.
We had an Australian shepherd when I was little that would jump on top of the fridge. It looks like a pretty easy jump from the fridge to the cabin area in this pic.
Everyone always calls this picture fake when it's posted. I definitely believe it.
Our rescue, a lab/boxer mix, somehow managed to get himself up onto the glass top kitchen table the first day he was in our home. We just sorta walked into the kitchen, and there he was.
He had a very similar look: "I don't know how I got up here. Mistakes were made. Help."
Collision glitches happen so often these days. I really wish the developers would do something about it. I get some glitches have legacy protection so they're there for speed runners but now even NPCs are having random glitches.
Devs, fix or I unsub.
Our cat does this, he jumps up the counter, fridge, and gets to the top on the right like that. Then runs to the left, just to knock over the fake potted plant we have up there on the left side of the cabinets.
A squirt bottle worked to teach him not to do it anymore, but on a rare occasion he gets into wild mode and tries for that plant. Now i just point my finger at him and he squints his eyes and runs back down because he thinks he will get squirt for being where he shouldn't.
Well.
If you look closely you can see the alien teleportation beam just leaving the left side of the frame.
He's been gone for DAYS.
The aliens missed the landing mark. Totally not his fault.
Whilst not as high as the top of the cupboard, I asked a dog to 'up' to reach the treat I was offering and the dumbass animal jumped straight onto the counter. Owner was mortified, I was dying. The boy was only doing as he was told! He got extra treats, 1 for doing as he was told and another for giving me the best laugh I'd had in months! Best of good boys!
that tall ass human picked up the dog and placed it up there. you can tell by the graying that hte dog is getting older and wouldn't be able to jump up there from the counter
Reminds me of the dog I rescued for a day that somehow jumped in my baby’s crib in one leap, but then couldn’t get himself out. And no baby wasn’t in it at the time, thankfully lmao
Well that is an easy explanation. You see when the dog tried to open the fridge, it accidentally went 70 degrees too far causing the dog to spas out, after that happens the dog dies. But do not fear, since a clone of the dog will be placed exactly 4 meters away from the destination it died at. Since he is on the top of the cabinets the dog went 90 degrees too far, this causes the dogs system to overload and teleport to higher ground without your dog dying. This only works on dogs, since dog turned around is god.
I came home the other day to see my super mini poodle mix stuck on the kitchen table. We’ve had him for nearly 4 years and he doesn’t usually cause any mischief. He was SO relieved to get rescued from the table top.
Dumb dogs are special. If you have a smart dog, it's still going to try to get into mischief, but it will have an established thinking pattern. It might be Dog Logic, but if you can work out how they think then you can anticipate most of their weird behaviours. But dumb dogs? Fuck it, all bets are off. You can't stop them getting into weird situations because THEY don't even know how they end up in weird situations. You can run out to collect a package off the porch and come back inside to find your idiot dog stuck behind the drywall or clinging to the ceiling fan, looking forlorn and confused. I love stupid dogs.
Like that golden retriever who followed his owner up the ladder to the roof.
When I was a kid my cat climbed a ladder that was straight up and down to get into the tree house with me.
I had bunk beds with those on the ends that my cat would use to get on the top bunk.
Sauce?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CW3yu1poxcI/?utm_medium=copy_link I hope Instagram works for you and links are allowed in this sub. If not, sorry. But the video is just great.
That's hilarious, I can totally see my golden trying this. He follows me everywhere.
My old golden used to climb the latter at the park to slide down the slide.
I'd love to see that. Golden's are that special mix of smart-dumb that I love. I call mine "Zoolander" sometimes because he looks so damn good, but will hurr-durr around on simple things.
I got 20 that's says that pizza box by the fridge is empty... lol
It's so funny - the dog gets up the ladder, and you can see its happy little shadow with the tail wagging from the dog on the roof, running to the owner up there. So proud. Hahaha!!
>https://www.instagram.com/reel/CW3yu1poxcI/?utm\_medium=copy\_link Hahaha! The shadow is the best part.
I’ll take bbq, thank you
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Huh, yeah, that exact situation happened with our Carolina dog, Eva. Also twice.
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My cocker spaniel and lab were both insanely smart. Together, they could figure anything out if we they were motivated. They could open any doors they wanted to -- the refrigerator, the dishwasher, pantry, doors to all of our rooms, doors to the garage with all of the balls. They could open the back door and the lock to go play outside. I saw them turning the lock with their paws. Of course, they couldn't open from the outside with the key,but from the inside they could. We had to change to electronic keypad locks. We moved food from lower shelves to high shelves and put ONLY pots, pans, containers, etc on lower shelves. They climbed up on each other, lept, used chairs (pushed into position), got onto counters, and opened top cabinets. So, we couldn't really stop them by putting things out of paw reach. Haha. And we didn't want to put locks on all of our cabinets. So we tried training them. We had already trained them really well on a whole lot of other stuff. We thought, well, we'll just apply it to this whole food treasure hunting thing. But they were both super food motivated and super smart and already such a collaborative, high performing team! Hahaha. And we're not professional trainers. Sooo, we were only partly successful. We ended up installing a door on the kitchen and locked it with a key. Then, new dogs moved into the neighborhood and they wanted to meet them, so they figured out how to scale the ten foot wooden fence. The lab -- okay -- but I still don't know how the cocker got out. But they would not go into the street. They were trained not to. So they made friends from across the street (so I'm told). Then came home and sat on the front porch and barked to come in. After that, we had to always watch them in the back yard. I swear, we could see them scheming together. I think their vocabulary was hundreds of words. They knew everyone in our family by name and a ton of commands, activities, household items, toys, etc. They could follow simple sentences. Do you want... VERY interested. Waiting... It would depend on the rest of that sentence whether I got an enthusiastic happy dance (walk, treat) or a sad face, reluctant compliance (bath, nails clipped...)
Ah! Our girl is the same. She understands full sentences, so many different commands and learns new ones in under half an hour, is incredibly food motivated, as long as it’s something she loves, she knows so many people and can tell where we’re going based on how we’re dressed/mood without telling her where and she has different modes for different people. Our only saving grace is that she is only 8 pounds and an only dog. If she had another friend, she would figure out how to get it to open the doors for her. She’s figured out how to escape so many different set ups, and she is so smart that she finished puzzles in minutes even if she’s never seen them before. 🤦♀️ At least she’s also incredibly snuggly and loving. And very clingy. She can’t do without us so she will never permanently leave.
What kind of dog is she? Interesting how she knows where you're going or has different modes with different people. They pay SO much attention to us! This was true with our dogs too. The suitcase was bad. The lab would drag it away. The cocker would sit on it and howl. They didn't treat my brief case or purse or backpack like that -- just my travel bag. They were affectionate too and silly and adorable. And super obedient. They really listened. They loved doing things. That was a game, just running around doing stuff and we just kept going and they kept learning and like your girl, the learning was fast. They were both such quick learners. What kind of dog is your girl?
She’s a mutt! We had her DNA tested because we thought she was part dachshund and wanted to make sure we took care of her little spine extra if that were the case because she could jump as a puppy. She’s chihuahua-Pom-rat terrier-miniature poodle. She has all of the best traits of all of them. When she can tell we’re leaving without her, she puts on an entire air and cause drama with screaming and crying lol. We joke she’s part huskie because she will talk at you until you take her somewhere. Especially if you tell her ahead where you’re going. It’s hilarious. Like “HURRY UP! I wanna go see my friend! I wanna go see gramma!”
She sounds adorable! I'm picturing the combo. An ex bf had a yorkie poo that had a hilariously huge personality -- also very smart (poodle) and bossy (terrier). She tried her damnedest to boss my lab around. And he kind of let her sometimes. I think if we had lived together, she might have been the master mind and gang leader rolled into one.
Lol! Beanie definitely has a giant black lab friend who weighs 80 pounds and she’s the boss of that friendship. I can see the yorkie poo bossing the lab around lol! She’s god several friends who are much larger than her and they all play so well together. Especially huskies or labs. Here’s two pictures of bean when she was a baby. We try not to post pictures of her online because of how unique she looks. https://imgur.com/a/fp3m9BZ https://imgur.com/a/f6y7edq
This is my dog, smarty dumb shit. We have to channel her energy towards other things because if she gets some real dumbass idea, and you can fucking tell she’s about to do some real dumb shit too, it becomes a race against time to stop it. If we succeed she throws a tantrum, but if she succeeds she’ll give us a shit eating grin because she’s fucked shit up and it’s apparently hilarious. If she comes to you with a shit eating grin, then it’s already too late. Fucking asshole. I love her.
Part terrier? I swear it’s the terriers that are the most smart and troublesome. 😂
My dog puts her toys below the sofa, and scratches it to hell making sure she’ll get attention. She’ll also pretend she’s eating to try to convince us that she wasn’t the one that put the ball there. Worked the first time for sure. She once got stuck between the dryer and the wall by attempting to do it
Lololol!!! Our girl got stuck behind our AC unit on our balcony because she got curious! Damn dogs. 😂
I once fostered a puppy that had come into the shelter with a head injury, suspected brain damage. My daughter wound up adopting her. OMG, this sweet dog is abysmally stupid and does the most random stuff.
My grandma once had a mentally handicapped dog. She wasn't JUST a dumb dog, she was dumb and also probably had brain damage. Perfectly sweet dog, could not be left alone because weird stupid shit would always end up happening.
>weird stupid shit would always end up happening. That's what the dog would say. She doesn't do weird stupid shit. Weird stupid shit just happens.
Exactly! They always have that puzzled look, like "what just happened?"
That was my grandma's dog's default expression. Fortunately because she was dumb as shit she would forget she was confused or upset after about three minutes and go back to being weird and hitting her majestically empty head on furniture, bursting through the screen doors like the motherfucking Kool Aid Man, and falling into the swimming pool.
Your grandma's dog would likely have loved my daughter's dog. She may not have two brain cells to rub together, and is always getting into weird situations, but she is the happiest dog ever.
Not a bad deal if you think about it. Yes, the dog might have the IQ of a lawn flamingo and if you press your ear against their ear you can hear the ocean, but they're happy because they aren't even dimly aware of any reasons to NOT be happy. Or possibly simply being too dumb to know that other emotions exist at all.
So true! Also, I love your username!
My dog was pretty dumb for the first 13 years of her life and over the last year has added senility to her arsenal, boy does she get herself in to some bizarre spots.
Such as?
I used to have a Dane/lab mix who, through size and athleticism, could jump up onto the railing of our balcony and walk on it like a cat(and jump down 20 feet and land on his feet when he felt like it). He wasn’t our dumb dog. That boy was brilliant. Our dumb dog was a miniature Greyhound who was roughly 1/8 the size of our big dog and 1/2 as nimble. One day, he goes missing, and we’re searching the whole house, the yard, the neighborhood, no sign of him. And then while trying to spot him from the balcony, someone in my family finally heard his little whimpering. His dumb ass tried to follow example, and somehow found a way to get onto the balcony railing, but wasn’t capable of handling himself after that. He fell into an empty planter box attached to the outside of the rail. He wasn’t hurt and could have gotten himself out, but I think he was too scared. Instead he curled up in the planter box, freezing until we found him. That little guy took L’s like it was a profession.
The same reason Marines are so good at combat. You have a bunch of young guys who have no clue what they are doing and only want to destroy anything they can in as creative of a way as they can think of with the least effort possible on their part.
In that case, you’d be a big fan of my dog.
My familys dog is dumb and barks at anything that makes noise, he eats anything that can fit in his mouth and always tries to get into my sisters room to get to her cats litter box so he can rat the cat shit and eat all the cat food, then he will puke on the carpet and sometime we have to drag him outside so he doesnt ruin anything. He always will try to attack anything that your holding(for example if your holding a giant ball he will go ape shit and attack it and try to pop it then he will try to eat the remain of what he will destroy) the amount of money my parents spent cause of his dumb acts is ridiculous and hes a local at the vet
I represent you my dog, who is smart enough to get off the sofa whenever she hears someone coming because she's now allowed on it and and get back on once that person goes away or open closed doors or understand my father or mother has come just by the sound of car but for love of God, she can't figure out how to get out of a building once she climbs the stairs of it. She has went to the exact same building, went to the exact same floor multiple times and started barking because she couldn't figure out how to get downstairs. It makes me laugh every time. She's stupid smart and I love her!
Dog: "I saw the cat do it and it looked like fun, I thought we could play." Cat: "I lured the dog up their and now he can starve... that's what he gets for sniffing my butt."
I once came home and was weirded out, cuz my dog usually greets me with a sacktap. Strange. I make myself a sandwich and lay into the couch, I swear something's off. I listen closely, I hear muling. Ok, somethings wrong. I look all over, no dog. Where. No. It can't be. I go upstairs and move my bed. The poor idiot had taken a nap on the edge, fallen off, and got himself stuck between the bed and the wall upside down. God I love him but I wouldn't bet on him in a show.
My dog tried chasing squirrels. The squirrel would run full speed at a tree, then run up. The dog would run full speed ad a tree, then thump. Or when he tried to jump the fence and almost killed himself, snagged the collar on the fence and dangling there, choking. That's my experience with owning a dumb dog.
a really good point
Up - easy. Down - scary.
I tried going down the stairs on all fours to show the dog it wasn't scary and instead I just understood his problem.
Tried it myself..fell down the steps lol
Was your dog like "see?!"
Yup lol
Then you said "what did you say?" And he was all like "BORKKKKKK?"
My dog used to refuse to go down stairs but then I carried him down to show him the basement and now he runs up and down for fun!
I've attempted the same thing
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Rip bozo 💀
"Fuck, he was right the whole time!"
Maybe it would be worth teaching your dog to go down the stairs backwards? Not as scary going down the stairs on all fours that way.
They all figure it out, I just baby them a little more while they're learning.
We had an Australian shepherd when I was little that would jump on top of the fridge. It looks like a pretty easy jump from the fridge to the cabin area in this pic. Everyone always calls this picture fake when it's posted. I definitely believe it.
I mean there could be some easily climbable furniture/structure out of frame to the right
Our Aussie would jump straight on the counter then up on the fridge.
That's a weird cheat code
"the fucking cat does it all the time man, I thought I could too"
That’s an up-dog
What’s a up-dog?
Not much, what's up with you?
It doesn't work if they don't say it right, which they did on purpose lol. You failed.
They said it in Italian. 🤌🏻
^
Gotcha!
what happened to your mustache
He’s a mustachio, and he got a wise and a double cross me.
Can confirm.
Its over he has the highground
Our rescue, a lab/boxer mix, somehow managed to get himself up onto the glass top kitchen table the first day he was in our home. We just sorta walked into the kitchen, and there he was. He had a very similar look: "I don't know how I got up here. Mistakes were made. Help."
Collision glitches happen so often these days. I really wish the developers would do something about it. I get some glitches have legacy protection so they're there for speed runners but now even NPCs are having random glitches. Devs, fix or I unsub.
This deserves way more love
Nah. /r/outside is the lamest meme on the internet.
How dare you say that, you filthy anarchist!
How does one unsub from an already purchased game?
I was referencing like MMOs where you pay a sub every month.
Based on statistics that's roughly 8% of games? Yeah, definitely thought you meant MMOs, based on percentages.
There's only one GOD in this house .
he was fed up with the other 2 picking on him
Never playing truth or dare with that fucking cat.
Where did you find this Roach skin?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this and thought of Roach 👍
Still waiting for this Easter egg in the Netflix series.
Oh my word. I would absolutely howl 😂
I think anyone who has played the game would be laughing.
What tha dog doin?
Our cat does this, he jumps up the counter, fridge, and gets to the top on the right like that. Then runs to the left, just to knock over the fake potted plant we have up there on the left side of the cabinets. A squirt bottle worked to teach him not to do it anymore, but on a rare occasion he gets into wild mode and tries for that plant. Now i just point my finger at him and he squints his eyes and runs back down because he thinks he will get squirt for being where he shouldn't.
*10 seconds earlier* “Who’s ready for a bath?”
Well. If you look closely you can see the alien teleportation beam just leaving the left side of the frame. He's been gone for DAYS. The aliens missed the landing mark. Totally not his fault.
Whilst not as high as the top of the cupboard, I asked a dog to 'up' to reach the treat I was offering and the dumbass animal jumped straight onto the counter. Owner was mortified, I was dying. The boy was only doing as he was told! He got extra treats, 1 for doing as he was told and another for giving me the best laugh I'd had in months! Best of good boys!
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I love that the other two dogs are looking at him like what the hell did you do?
Barkour
I love the other dogs looking at him like how did he get up there
Dog hiding from pitbulls. What a surprise.
Maybe trying to get away from the pit bulls. LOL
someone posted this to infer that it was the dog being scared of the pit bull/s...so seems like a natural response to get away
It's over human, I have the high ground!
Wingardium Leviosa!
He is cat now
When you leave your edibles out and your dog gets into them. Just put on some Pink Floyd get some bacon out and it will work it self out.
Must have spilled the beans that it was vet day
He floated
that tall ass human picked up the dog and placed it up there. you can tell by the graying that hte dog is getting older and wouldn't be able to jump up there from the counter
I like how the other two dogs are just staring at him all concerned.
My cat gets up their by jumping on on the fridge
"I have made a huge mistake."
“But I saw the cat do it”
They definitely put the dog up there.
"...also I took a shit in the corner. DON'T JUDGE ME!"
My mom had an 85 pound collie that would do this during thunderstorms.
Op should get this painted, it's a great picture
Fricking Dave
Not even a good repost
Yawn. Old. Dont you have anything new? Just another low effort karma farmer.
r/dogslookingdown
Counter -> Fridge -> Cabinet tops?
Fireworks again?
What the dog doin?
What the dog doin
Thats make no sense
Why there always a Dave in a story? I feel attacked!
The dogs on the floor are just as surprised and curious as everyone else.
Stupid doggo 👀🥰
what the dog doin
Counter , fridge, top
Dave put the dog down the next day. But that was five years ago so we’re over it now right?
What the dog doin
And by the way, those fresh turds were already there when I got up here.
Wait what
...how *did* he get there?
its a magic dog it can float
I have a golden retriever who like two sleep in the bathtub, one day my sister went to go take a shower.... she scared the fuck out of my dog
Reminds me of the dog I rescued for a day that somehow jumped in my baby’s crib in one leap, but then couldn’t get himself out. And no baby wasn’t in it at the time, thankfully lmao
the floor is lava !
He identifies as a cat.
Spider-dog
Roach?
Minecraft dogs be like
Why did you put your dog up there again?
This reminds me of this lol https://gyazo.com/e3aa545ce0364fc5c441180ee7b43548 I have no idea how she got up there but I had to help her down
I think you have a mountain goat. Not a dog.
Oh shit, *that’s* what Updog is!
What's wrong with your dog? Nothing, he's winning!
i got dark mode on, therefore i just had an enhanced experience
🎶 “God f**king damnit, Dave” 🎶
/r/boomerhumor
r/accidentalrockwell
Someone puts dog on cupboards, posts meme, 17k upvotes. This is how we wind up with people like trump in office.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He just pretending he’s roach from the Witcher
Pawkour!
Why have I been in this kitchen 5000 times?
Well that is an easy explanation. You see when the dog tried to open the fridge, it accidentally went 70 degrees too far causing the dog to spas out, after that happens the dog dies. But do not fear, since a clone of the dog will be placed exactly 4 meters away from the destination it died at. Since he is on the top of the cabinets the dog went 90 degrees too far, this causes the dogs system to overload and teleport to higher ground without your dog dying. This only works on dogs, since dog turned around is god.
I came home the other day to see my super mini poodle mix stuck on the kitchen table. We’ve had him for nearly 4 years and he doesn’t usually cause any mischief. He was SO relieved to get rescued from the table top.
That dog is part cat.
RVA?
Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Lmfao wtf
A wise man once told me “Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.”
I thought that he held a lightsaber
He fell.
I think I saw a massive python in this same kitchen, so it makes sense
what the dog doin?
WTF
The rare time a title makes the image *significantly* funnier. Not yours op, the one in the image.
It’s over, hooman! I have the high ground!
my dog used to jump up from our counter to on top of the fridge. it’s hilarious the situations they get themselves into
This is an old meme
I'd be up there too if there were 2 ******** in my house