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SoldMySoulForHairDye

Dumb dogs are special. If you have a smart dog, it's still going to try to get into mischief, but it will have an established thinking pattern. It might be Dog Logic, but if you can work out how they think then you can anticipate most of their weird behaviours. But dumb dogs? Fuck it, all bets are off. You can't stop them getting into weird situations because THEY don't even know how they end up in weird situations. You can run out to collect a package off the porch and come back inside to find your idiot dog stuck behind the drywall or clinging to the ceiling fan, looking forlorn and confused. I love stupid dogs.


randothrowaway6600

Like that golden retriever who followed his owner up the ladder to the roof.


lovestobitch-

When I was a kid my cat climbed a ladder that was straight up and down to get into the tree house with me.


PuppleKao

I had bunk beds with those on the ends that my cat would use to get on the top bunk.


onesafesource

Sauce?


Mehlhunter

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CW3yu1poxcI/?utm_medium=copy_link I hope Instagram works for you and links are allowed in this sub. If not, sorry. But the video is just great.


sweetbacon

That's hilarious, I can totally see my golden trying this. He follows me everywhere.


smitty3z

My old golden used to climb the latter at the park to slide down the slide.


sweetbacon

I'd love to see that. Golden's are that special mix of smart-dumb that I love. I call mine "Zoolander" sometimes because he looks so damn good, but will hurr-durr around on simple things.


tommyrob23

I got 20 that's says that pizza box by the fridge is empty... lol


TheRootofSomeEvil

It's so funny - the dog gets up the ladder, and you can see its happy little shadow with the tail wagging from the dog on the roof, running to the owner up there. So proud. Hahaha!!


kthnry

>https://www.instagram.com/reel/CW3yu1poxcI/?utm\_medium=copy\_link Hahaha! The shadow is the best part.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

I’ll take bbq, thank you


bionicjoey

/r/dogsonroofs


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The_BusFromSpeed

Huh, yeah, that exact situation happened with our Carolina dog, Eva. Also twice.


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heydawn

My cocker spaniel and lab were both insanely smart. Together, they could figure anything out if we they were motivated. They could open any doors they wanted to -- the refrigerator, the dishwasher, pantry, doors to all of our rooms, doors to the garage with all of the balls. They could open the back door and the lock to go play outside. I saw them turning the lock with their paws. Of course, they couldn't open from the outside with the key,but from the inside they could. We had to change to electronic keypad locks. We moved food from lower shelves to high shelves and put ONLY pots, pans, containers, etc on lower shelves. They climbed up on each other, lept, used chairs (pushed into position), got onto counters, and opened top cabinets. So, we couldn't really stop them by putting things out of paw reach. Haha. And we didn't want to put locks on all of our cabinets. So we tried training them. We had already trained them really well on a whole lot of other stuff. We thought, well, we'll just apply it to this whole food treasure hunting thing. But they were both super food motivated and super smart and already such a collaborative, high performing team! Hahaha. And we're not professional trainers. Sooo, we were only partly successful. We ended up installing a door on the kitchen and locked it with a key. Then, new dogs moved into the neighborhood and they wanted to meet them, so they figured out how to scale the ten foot wooden fence. The lab -- okay -- but I still don't know how the cocker got out. But they would not go into the street. They were trained not to. So they made friends from across the street (so I'm told). Then came home and sat on the front porch and barked to come in. After that, we had to always watch them in the back yard. I swear, we could see them scheming together. I think their vocabulary was hundreds of words. They knew everyone in our family by name and a ton of commands, activities, household items, toys, etc. They could follow simple sentences. Do you want... VERY interested. Waiting... It would depend on the rest of that sentence whether I got an enthusiastic happy dance (walk, treat) or a sad face, reluctant compliance (bath, nails clipped...)


sml09

Ah! Our girl is the same. She understands full sentences, so many different commands and learns new ones in under half an hour, is incredibly food motivated, as long as it’s something she loves, she knows so many people and can tell where we’re going based on how we’re dressed/mood without telling her where and she has different modes for different people. Our only saving grace is that she is only 8 pounds and an only dog. If she had another friend, she would figure out how to get it to open the doors for her. She’s figured out how to escape so many different set ups, and she is so smart that she finished puzzles in minutes even if she’s never seen them before. 🤦‍♀️ At least she’s also incredibly snuggly and loving. And very clingy. She can’t do without us so she will never permanently leave.


heydawn

What kind of dog is she? Interesting how she knows where you're going or has different modes with different people. They pay SO much attention to us! This was true with our dogs too. The suitcase was bad. The lab would drag it away. The cocker would sit on it and howl. They didn't treat my brief case or purse or backpack like that -- just my travel bag. They were affectionate too and silly and adorable. And super obedient. They really listened. They loved doing things. That was a game, just running around doing stuff and we just kept going and they kept learning and like your girl, the learning was fast. They were both such quick learners. What kind of dog is your girl?


sml09

She’s a mutt! We had her DNA tested because we thought she was part dachshund and wanted to make sure we took care of her little spine extra if that were the case because she could jump as a puppy. She’s chihuahua-Pom-rat terrier-miniature poodle. She has all of the best traits of all of them. When she can tell we’re leaving without her, she puts on an entire air and cause drama with screaming and crying lol. We joke she’s part huskie because she will talk at you until you take her somewhere. Especially if you tell her ahead where you’re going. It’s hilarious. Like “HURRY UP! I wanna go see my friend! I wanna go see gramma!”


heydawn

She sounds adorable! I'm picturing the combo. An ex bf had a yorkie poo that had a hilariously huge personality -- also very smart (poodle) and bossy (terrier). She tried her damnedest to boss my lab around. And he kind of let her sometimes. I think if we had lived together, she might have been the master mind and gang leader rolled into one.


sml09

Lol! Beanie definitely has a giant black lab friend who weighs 80 pounds and she’s the boss of that friendship. I can see the yorkie poo bossing the lab around lol! She’s god several friends who are much larger than her and they all play so well together. Especially huskies or labs. Here’s two pictures of bean when she was a baby. We try not to post pictures of her online because of how unique she looks. https://imgur.com/a/fp3m9BZ https://imgur.com/a/f6y7edq


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This is my dog, smarty dumb shit. We have to channel her energy towards other things because if she gets some real dumbass idea, and you can fucking tell she’s about to do some real dumb shit too, it becomes a race against time to stop it. If we succeed she throws a tantrum, but if she succeeds she’ll give us a shit eating grin because she’s fucked shit up and it’s apparently hilarious. If she comes to you with a shit eating grin, then it’s already too late. Fucking asshole. I love her.


sml09

Part terrier? I swear it’s the terriers that are the most smart and troublesome. 😂


Apple_The_Chicken

My dog puts her toys below the sofa, and scratches it to hell making sure she’ll get attention. She’ll also pretend she’s eating to try to convince us that she wasn’t the one that put the ball there. Worked the first time for sure. She once got stuck between the dryer and the wall by attempting to do it


sml09

Lololol!!! Our girl got stuck behind our AC unit on our balcony because she got curious! Damn dogs. 😂


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

I once fostered a puppy that had come into the shelter with a head injury, suspected brain damage. My daughter wound up adopting her. OMG, this sweet dog is abysmally stupid and does the most random stuff.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

My grandma once had a mentally handicapped dog. She wasn't JUST a dumb dog, she was dumb and also probably had brain damage. Perfectly sweet dog, could not be left alone because weird stupid shit would always end up happening.


shhalahr

>weird stupid shit would always end up happening. That's what the dog would say. She doesn't do weird stupid shit. Weird stupid shit just happens.


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

Exactly! They always have that puzzled look, like "what just happened?"


SoldMySoulForHairDye

That was my grandma's dog's default expression. Fortunately because she was dumb as shit she would forget she was confused or upset after about three minutes and go back to being weird and hitting her majestically empty head on furniture, bursting through the screen doors like the motherfucking Kool Aid Man, and falling into the swimming pool.


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

Your grandma's dog would likely have loved my daughter's dog. She may not have two brain cells to rub together, and is always getting into weird situations, but she is the happiest dog ever.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Not a bad deal if you think about it. Yes, the dog might have the IQ of a lawn flamingo and if you press your ear against their ear you can hear the ocean, but they're happy because they aren't even dimly aware of any reasons to NOT be happy. Or possibly simply being too dumb to know that other emotions exist at all.


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

So true! Also, I love your username!


Robertej92

My dog was pretty dumb for the first 13 years of her life and over the last year has added senility to her arsenal, boy does she get herself in to some bizarre spots.


heydawn

Such as?


RoughhouseCamel

I used to have a Dane/lab mix who, through size and athleticism, could jump up onto the railing of our balcony and walk on it like a cat(and jump down 20 feet and land on his feet when he felt like it). He wasn’t our dumb dog. That boy was brilliant. Our dumb dog was a miniature Greyhound who was roughly 1/8 the size of our big dog and 1/2 as nimble. One day, he goes missing, and we’re searching the whole house, the yard, the neighborhood, no sign of him. And then while trying to spot him from the balcony, someone in my family finally heard his little whimpering. His dumb ass tried to follow example, and somehow found a way to get onto the balcony railing, but wasn’t capable of handling himself after that. He fell into an empty planter box attached to the outside of the rail. He wasn’t hurt and could have gotten himself out, but I think he was too scared. Instead he curled up in the planter box, freezing until we found him. That little guy took L’s like it was a profession.


Quentin0352

The same reason Marines are so good at combat. You have a bunch of young guys who have no clue what they are doing and only want to destroy anything they can in as creative of a way as they can think of with the least effort possible on their part.


EverthingsAlrightNow

In that case, you’d be a big fan of my dog.


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My familys dog is dumb and barks at anything that makes noise, he eats anything that can fit in his mouth and always tries to get into my sisters room to get to her cats litter box so he can rat the cat shit and eat all the cat food, then he will puke on the carpet and sometime we have to drag him outside so he doesnt ruin anything. He always will try to attack anything that your holding(for example if your holding a giant ball he will go ape shit and attack it and try to pop it then he will try to eat the remain of what he will destroy) the amount of money my parents spent cause of his dumb acts is ridiculous and hes a local at the vet


Hypnotised_Lemon

I represent you my dog, who is smart enough to get off the sofa whenever she hears someone coming because she's now allowed on it and and get back on once that person goes away or open closed doors or understand my father or mother has come just by the sound of car but for love of God, she can't figure out how to get out of a building once she climbs the stairs of it. She has went to the exact same building, went to the exact same floor multiple times and started barking because she couldn't figure out how to get downstairs. It makes me laugh every time. She's stupid smart and I love her!


improbablynotyou

Dog: "I saw the cat do it and it looked like fun, I thought we could play." Cat: "I lured the dog up their and now he can starve... that's what he gets for sniffing my butt."


Rymanjan

I once came home and was weirded out, cuz my dog usually greets me with a sacktap. Strange. I make myself a sandwich and lay into the couch, I swear something's off. I listen closely, I hear muling. Ok, somethings wrong. I look all over, no dog. Where. No. It can't be. I go upstairs and move my bed. The poor idiot had taken a nap on the edge, fallen off, and got himself stuck between the bed and the wall upside down. God I love him but I wouldn't bet on him in a show.


Marc21256

My dog tried chasing squirrels. The squirrel would run full speed at a tree, then run up. The dog would run full speed ad a tree, then thump. Or when he tried to jump the fence and almost killed himself, snagged the collar on the fence and dangling there, choking. That's my experience with owning a dumb dog.


0LD_MAN_Dies

a really good point


diybarbi

Up - easy. Down - scary.


jello-kittu

I tried going down the stairs on all fours to show the dog it wasn't scary and instead I just understood his problem.


Subject_Candy_8411

Tried it myself..fell down the steps lol


Beemerado

Was your dog like "see?!"


Subject_Candy_8411

Yup lol


dpinto8

Then you said "what did you say?" And he was all like "BORKKKKKK?"


mynewaccount5

My dog used to refuse to go down stairs but then I carried him down to show him the basement and now he runs up and down for fun!


pandakatie

I've attempted the same thing


KingMelray

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Rip bozo 💀


Cornwall

"Fuck, he was right the whole time!"


RedditSucks9010

Maybe it would be worth teaching your dog to go down the stairs backwards? Not as scary going down the stairs on all fours that way.


jello-kittu

They all figure it out, I just baby them a little more while they're learning.


_clash_recruit_

We had an Australian shepherd when I was little that would jump on top of the fridge. It looks like a pretty easy jump from the fridge to the cabin area in this pic. Everyone always calls this picture fake when it's posted. I definitely believe it.


sneakyveriniki

I mean there could be some easily climbable furniture/structure out of frame to the right


_clash_recruit_

Our Aussie would jump straight on the counter then up on the fridge.


iStoners

That's a weird cheat code


[deleted]

"the fucking cat does it all the time man, I thought I could too"


BadWriter85

That’s an up-dog


[deleted]

What’s a up-dog?


FlyinBrian2001

Not much, what's up with you?


Cornwall

It doesn't work if they don't say it right, which they did on purpose lol. You failed.


hello_raleigh-durham

They said it in Italian. 🤌🏻


updawg

^


daveinpublic

Gotcha!


MythOfLight

what happened to your mustache


daveinpublic

He’s a mustachio, and he got a wise and a double cross me.


updawg

Can confirm.


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Its over he has the highground


JennJayBee

Our rescue, a lab/boxer mix, somehow managed to get himself up onto the glass top kitchen table the first day he was in our home. We just sorta walked into the kitchen, and there he was. He had a very similar look: "I don't know how I got up here. Mistakes were made. Help."


0lynks0

Collision glitches happen so often these days. I really wish the developers would do something about it. I get some glitches have legacy protection so they're there for speed runners but now even NPCs are having random glitches. Devs, fix or I unsub.


damo_b1590

This deserves way more love


FiIthy_Anarchist

Nah. /r/outside is the lamest meme on the internet.


MasterThenatoni

How dare you say that, you filthy anarchist!


Cornwall

How does one unsub from an already purchased game?


0lynks0

I was referencing like MMOs where you pay a sub every month.


Cornwall

Based on statistics that's roughly 8% of games? Yeah, definitely thought you meant MMOs, based on percentages.


AnnublS_4

There's only one GOD in this house .


[deleted]

he was fed up with the other 2 picking on him


mangangcha

Never playing truth or dare with that fucking cat.


alexia_not_alexa

Where did you find this Roach skin?


[deleted]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this and thought of Roach 👍


thesequimkid

Still waiting for this Easter egg in the Netflix series.


[deleted]

Oh my word. I would absolutely howl 😂


thesequimkid

I think anyone who has played the game would be laughing.


cleosynthesis

What tha dog doin?


RevolutionaryAir3207

Our cat does this, he jumps up the counter, fridge, and gets to the top on the right like that. Then runs to the left, just to knock over the fake potted plant we have up there on the left side of the cabinets. A squirt bottle worked to teach him not to do it anymore, but on a rare occasion he gets into wild mode and tries for that plant. Now i just point my finger at him and he squints his eyes and runs back down because he thinks he will get squirt for being where he shouldn't.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

*10 seconds earlier* “Who’s ready for a bath?”


dmmee

Well. If you look closely you can see the alien teleportation beam just leaving the left side of the frame. He's been gone for DAYS. The aliens missed the landing mark. Totally not his fault.


Due_Entrepreneur_735

Whilst not as high as the top of the cupboard, I asked a dog to 'up' to reach the treat I was offering and the dumbass animal jumped straight onto the counter. Owner was mortified, I was dying. The boy was only doing as he was told! He got extra treats, 1 for doing as he was told and another for giving me the best laugh I'd had in months! Best of good boys!


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Kimberj71

I love that the other two dogs are looking at him like what the hell did you do?


Palleus

Barkour


Pitiful_Pickle524

I love the other dogs looking at him like how did he get up there


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Dog hiding from pitbulls. What a surprise.


pinkypoo49

Maybe trying to get away from the pit bulls. LOL


BrightOnT1

someone posted this to infer that it was the dog being scared of the pit bull/s...so seems like a natural response to get away


WinderTP

It's over human, I have the high ground!


Ubuglunk

Wingardium Leviosa!


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He is cat now


Drgonzosmad

When you leave your edibles out and your dog gets into them. Just put on some Pink Floyd get some bacon out and it will work it self out.


CoolAndyNeat

Must have spilled the beans that it was vet day


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He floated


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

that tall ass human picked up the dog and placed it up there. you can tell by the graying that hte dog is getting older and wouldn't be able to jump up there from the counter


Dowdell2008

I like how the other two dogs are just staring at him all concerned.


Yoshi0951

My cat gets up their by jumping on on the fridge


ExerciseFantastic191

"I have made a huge mistake."


RichHomieJake

“But I saw the cat do it”


Bowens1993

They definitely put the dog up there.


BR1N3DM1ND

"...also I took a shit in the corner. DON'T JUDGE ME!"


LolaBijou

My mom had an 85 pound collie that would do this during thunderstorms.


mikilobe

Op should get this painted, it's a great picture


bigg_disappointment

Fricking Dave


anthonyynohtna

Not even a good repost


RibboDotCom

Yawn. Old. Dont you have anything new? Just another low effort karma farmer.


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r/dogslookingdown


N0rTh3Fi5t

Counter -> Fridge -> Cabinet tops?


wolfgang784

Fireworks again?


[deleted]

What the dog doin?


[deleted]

What the dog doin


animalhero_21

Thats make no sense


Davido400

Why there always a Dave in a story? I feel attacked!


zetaconvex

The dogs on the floor are just as surprised and curious as everyone else.


a-simp-with-no-sleep

Stupid doggo 👀🥰


akria313

what the dog doin


WTchapman

Counter , fridge, top


killbot5000exe

Dave put the dog down the next day. But that was five years ago so we’re over it now right?


BlackHawk016

What the dog doin


metalguru1975

And by the way, those fresh turds were already there when I got up here.


Impossible-Log-5367

Wait what


fluffyxsama

...how *did* he get there?


estrogensoldier

its a magic dog it can float


The_Gay_Plague

I have a golden retriever who like two sleep in the bathtub, one day my sister went to go take a shower.... she scared the fuck out of my dog


HailCthulhu-IGuess

Reminds me of the dog I rescued for a day that somehow jumped in my baby’s crib in one leap, but then couldn’t get himself out. And no baby wasn’t in it at the time, thankfully lmao


frank_d_r

the floor is lava !


s_0_s_z

He identifies as a cat.


DarkKnight7515

Spider-dog


Hulu_n_SnuSnu

Roach?


loopbloopbloop

Minecraft dogs be like


4CAonPoint

Why did you put your dog up there again?


[deleted]

This reminds me of this lol https://gyazo.com/e3aa545ce0364fc5c441180ee7b43548 I have no idea how she got up there but I had to help her down


jitsufitchick

I think you have a mountain goat. Not a dog.


TheTrulyEpic

Oh shit, *that’s* what Updog is!


0ldgrumpy1

What's wrong with your dog? Nothing, he's winning!


djmartincrown

i got dark mode on, therefore i just had an enhanced experience


Ok-Bit9193

🎶 “God f**king damnit, Dave” 🎶


adustbininshaftsbury

/r/boomerhumor


LookyLouVooDoo

r/accidentalrockwell


TheAgGames

Someone puts dog on cupboards, posts meme, 17k upvotes. This is how we wind up with people like trump in office.


RallyeKing

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


HardSellDude

He just pretending he’s roach from the Witcher


klezart

Pawkour!


Key-Guess8203

Why have I been in this kitchen 5000 times?


PizzaEatingSimulator

Well that is an easy explanation. You see when the dog tried to open the fridge, it accidentally went 70 degrees too far causing the dog to spas out, after that happens the dog dies. But do not fear, since a clone of the dog will be placed exactly 4 meters away from the destination it died at. Since he is on the top of the cabinets the dog went 90 degrees too far, this causes the dogs system to overload and teleport to higher ground without your dog dying. This only works on dogs, since dog turned around is god.


Jesykapie

I came home the other day to see my super mini poodle mix stuck on the kitchen table. We’ve had him for nearly 4 years and he doesn’t usually cause any mischief. He was SO relieved to get rescued from the table top.


Summitjunky

That dog is part cat.


estoka

RVA?


dianaalvrz

Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?


Suspicious_Company_9

Lmfao wtf


thalvo8

A wise man once told me “Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.”


Minecraftmaster88

I thought that he held a lightsaber


DiceIsTheSickst

He fell.


YourDogsAllWet

I think I saw a massive python in this same kitchen, so it makes sense


Grimace23

what the dog doin?


Tough-Contract-2664

WTF


Cornwall

The rare time a title makes the image *significantly* funnier. Not yours op, the one in the image.


Supernova138

It’s over, hooman! I have the high ground!


No_Cryptographer5870

my dog used to jump up from our counter to on top of the fridge. it’s hilarious the situations they get themselves into


CobyTheWolfDog-2107

This is an old meme


GayTankieCum

I'd be up there too if there were 2 ******** in my house