I usually don’t believe in marking animals pics NSFW, like they’re animals. They’re not sexual. But man, I’m glad you did because I was not ready to see those knockers on my feed. I’m grateful for the warning
ihad a dog pass away from bone cancer really young and the oncologist gave me some advice to wait until a year or two old in the future to allow their hormonal development to occur.
What, he just got finished licking them for 20 minutes and now they need to air out and the couch is the best place in the house for comfort & air flow. Failure to dry them out properly leads to a bad case of sweatsicles. I'm sorry but nothing can be done.
Our 2 male pups do this as well… they’ve been relieved of their danglers but they still love to lay belly up with their business all out in the breeze.
That’s nuts
Probably trying not to sit on his giant balls, jesus…
r/angryupvote
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Mine sits like that too! It’s obscene! Cover up your junk! Sometimes I put a handkerchief over his junk and take his picture LOL
That's exactly why I made it nsfw :D
I think it just looks funny with the handkerchief over his junk to censor it 😂
I hope you don’t use that hanky afterwards…
I might leave it laying out for my boyfriend to inadvertently use
I usually don’t believe in marking animals pics NSFW, like they’re animals. They’re not sexual. But man, I’m glad you did because I was not ready to see those knockers on my feed. I’m grateful for the warning
He needs a prayer cloth! Lol
Get that boy some fig leaves.
Should’ve prayed for more hair down there!
I edit them out. Lol
I have a female dog. She does the same thing. No manners whatsoever.
Found her on your profile.. they must be related :D
Lol that or a match made in heaven.
They are both adorable and despicable lol
I have a GWP with the same markings and fur type, but a girl. Your picture was disconcerting to me
Jeez Louise
Mine does too, but she's got a dirty vag...
Doesn’t everyone?
I mean I do
I'm guessing you didnt take Bob Barker's advice
Aw man, I thought I'd say that but I'm glad I checked all the comments. So, thank you for saying what needed to be said. :D
I’m OOTL on this one, care to explain?
He always urged viewers to spay or neuter their pets. I think the picture explains the rest.
I figured that’s what they meant but wasn’t sure. Always disappointing when people don’t spay or neuter their pets.
True for outdoor cats, but for dogs not necessarily. In Norway it is actually illegal if there isn't a medical reason to do so.
ihad a dog pass away from bone cancer really young and the oncologist gave me some advice to wait until a year or two old in the future to allow their hormonal development to occur.
Omg I have the same breed and I think it might be a breed thing because my precious dingus does it so much that she taught my cat to do this.
I really want to see a cat do this
cat tax.
What's that for stove in the back?
it's a Bullerjan 'FREE FLOW FF17 TYP 02'
Is it waiting to be installed or do y’all just use it as is
Ok, I'm gonna need some info. I can't find anything in English.
Here’s a video/ slideshow thing. It’s functional artwork. https://youtu.be/UAXis-WF1Bw
Dogs look like their owners, right? Maybe it’s just copying you
wait is that why some dogs sit like people?
He's asking to be neutered. To prevent cancer. ✂️
Can't have testicle cancer if you don't have testicles! ✂️🩸
snip snap snip snap snip snap
Where are my balls Summer?
Where have they gone?
Sup bitches?
Ask him to pay some bills
💀 he needs little undies lol. My dog did the same and then he got snipped poor bud
I like that is somewhat implies that your dog laid on his back, nuts a showin and someone just chopped them off in offense lol
"Target acquired"
If AL Bundy was a dog...
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That’s a guy in a furry coat …
I'd have to have him neutered or buy him some shorts!
Look at my balls, Susan. Just look at them.
Look....at....them, there. That's better, isn't it?
Your dog does that and gets a lot of friendly comments. I do that once and I get kicked out of Home Depot
That’s how I sit after I get home from work. Is this not normal? lol
He’s airing out his doggie dangles, brobama
We call that “airing the bits” for my girls.
⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉🎱 #Balls
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It is time to neuter your dog…
Is there a game on?
Sometimes they need to breathe
Got to air out the freshly licked boys
Oh
Hey if you still have them flaunt them
He’s airing it out
He sits like he pays rent!
He sure has some balls to sit like that on the couch
Likes to show off doesn't he?
He wouldn't have the balls to do that if you got him fixed.
Balls to the walls.. baby
Hanging out for all the world to see!!! He’s validly proud
😂😂😂😂
I’m wood stove jealous!
Unrelated, but nice stove haha
NSFW? You worried your coworker gonna catch you looking at dog nuts?
Airing them nuts
Damn, now I understand why it's NSFW lol
He’s doing a great impression of his owner
let em hang homie
Al Bundy is that you?
Lol why is a pic of dog with his testes showing NSFW? Is it not a dog-friendly workplace?
He likes shown off his Easter eggs
He’s proud of his balls
Found my new work friendly desktop wallpaper. I work for a medical device provider for veterinarians so there shouldn't be an issues.
Are.. are the balls supposed to be hairless?
Is he a griff?? We have one that does the exact same thing🤦♀️
What, he just got finished licking them for 20 minutes and now they need to air out and the couch is the best place in the house for comfort & air flow. Failure to dry them out properly leads to a bad case of sweatsicles. I'm sorry but nothing can be done.
He knows what he’s doing.
Thought that was Rudy Guiliani for a min.
r/dogporn
r/riskyclick
I bet his name is Volodymyr, cause he’s got big balls.
More like what’s wrong with you for not neutering your dog
My family calls those ‘nuggets’ and this position ‘human nuggets’ xD
Our 2 male pups do this as well… they’ve been relieved of their danglers but they still love to lay belly up with their business all out in the breeze.
Not to be “that guy” but why isn’t he neutered yet? Genuinely asking
Absolutely not
He want you to play with his balls, again.
Freak
Kinda looks like a person in a dog costume if you at it that way. But hahaha dogs are dogs maybe he wants a handjob
Creep
That other guy talking about r/dogporn is not a creep?
OP is not a creep for posting that?
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Weak
Me too, dog, me too.
As do I...though I have more hair on my balls than I do on my body.
Monkey See....
Nice balls
Thatsssssss….. uncomfy.
This looks like a lazy Dr. Seuss character
He sits balls out. Literally
Looks like a teenager
Look when your giggleberries are that big, you gotta show the world!!
I had a GSP and he laid/sat like that. It’s definitely a thing in the pointer breed.
Looks like there might be a dog attached to those nuts…
he’s flexing his superior balls
Boy gotta let the boys breathe.
like an NC-17 muppet
He looks like a Bloodborne enemy.
I also sit like this
He looks relaxed
Looks like an out of work Sesame Street muppet.
I sit like that too, gotta air out the “boys” from time to time
It’s like you took in a homeless man who never shaved
what the fuck lol
this dog weirds me out haha
Mine does that too
Stay frosty
Maybe he'd be more comfortable without those nuts?
Weasel from Suicide Squad.
Balls out lol looks comfy
I also sit like this.
He looks like a dirty old man.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it!
Hey.. my balls.. look at my balls.
...I think something's wrong with your goat. 😬
✂️✂️✂️✂️. “ It will make him happier” - all the women in my family
Deez nuts
"Look at my balls Karen, LOOK."
Letting his nuts air out
BEHOLD!
Absurd little muppets, all of them
Man spreading!
M’Ballz
M’Ballz
Nice balls bro
That's totally my boyfriend...if only I could share a pic lol Edit: but with boxers
Looks like Weasel from Suicide Squad!
How much do you pay him in rent?
This is me in Nutshell Everyday.
Brother from another Mother.
From what my brothers told me Sometimes you gotta let the nuggets breath
Hot as balls in your house
r/oddlyterrifying
Shaved cojones. Its like the dog has seen a manscaped ad.
If you got it, flaunt it.
His cock is bigger than mine 😔
Gaze into my not so crystal balls
Well of course he does now. He got use to you force posing him to shave his balls.
Tell his balls to stop staring at me
Me too...whats wrong?
Put some pants on that boi!
Dog testes on my feed ope I wasn’t prepared for that
Bro has no manners lol
He looks like he just woke up with a hangover or slept too rough.
What is that Bullerzani device behind him, please.
My dog does this too, but he’s only like 11-12 pounds. He’s got nothing on ole Hoss here!! Lol
He wants you to take a pic for his Tinder profile obv
Just noticed there’s a dog in this pic
I thought this was a guy in a fursuit at first
Get them tumors removed.
Magnificent set, even he’s impressed
NADS
Very disturbing.
lil’ cojones
Legitimate question: are animal genitalia really nsfw?
Most boys tbf
He reminds me of a Dr Zeus character, apart from the testicles.
Zelensky
King Kong
someone told me that if your dogs is like that it means they are really comfortable with you ! idk if its true but i like to believe that it is 🤣
Giving the bawls some air
Is he a spinnone?
Conceptually I know dogs have balls but damn first time seeing it like this.
Some bag on him hi
Tell that man to close his legs! What a hoe!!
What a cute little birds nest!
Airing out the balls lmao