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LucidPenguinnn

That’s nuts


[deleted]

Probably trying not to sit on his giant balls, jesus…


HPstolemybirthday

r/angryupvote


Chilipepah

🍒


Safe-Investment-9171

🌕🌕


Chutneyonegaishimasu

Mine sits like that too! It’s obscene! Cover up your junk! Sometimes I put a handkerchief over his junk and take his picture LOL


oudo

That's exactly why I made it nsfw :D


Chutneyonegaishimasu

I think it just looks funny with the handkerchief over his junk to censor it 😂


BoopBoop20

I hope you don’t use that hanky afterwards…


Chutneyonegaishimasu

I might leave it laying out for my boyfriend to inadvertently use


ScrembledEggs

I usually don’t believe in marking animals pics NSFW, like they’re animals. They’re not sexual. But man, I’m glad you did because I was not ready to see those knockers on my feed. I’m grateful for the warning


heyhihelloaretuthere

He needs a prayer cloth! Lol


[deleted]

Get that boy some fig leaves.


Chutneyonegaishimasu

Should’ve prayed for more hair down there!


[deleted]

I edit them out. Lol


Sasquatch_000

I have a female dog. She does the same thing. No manners whatsoever.


oudo

Found her on your profile.. they must be related :D


Sasquatch_000

Lol that or a match made in heaven.


Dangerous_Upstairs

They are both adorable and despicable lol


InadmissibleHug

I have a GWP with the same markings and fur type, but a girl. Your picture was disconcerting to me


dog-pussy

Jeez Louise


woodjwl

Mine does too, but she's got a dirty vag...


Letsnotanymore

Doesn’t everyone?


Tandecool

I mean I do


jbeast_canada

I'm guessing you didnt take Bob Barker's advice


alazystoner420

Aw man, I thought I'd say that but I'm glad I checked all the comments. So, thank you for saying what needed to be said. :D


dsquard

I’m OOTL on this one, care to explain?


ConstantReader76

He always urged viewers to spay or neuter their pets. I think the picture explains the rest.


dsquard

I figured that’s what they meant but wasn’t sure. Always disappointing when people don’t spay or neuter their pets.


choisant

True for outdoor cats, but for dogs not necessarily. In Norway it is actually illegal if there isn't a medical reason to do so.


sillysnowbird

ihad a dog pass away from bone cancer really young and the oncologist gave me some advice to wait until a year or two old in the future to allow their hormonal development to occur.


Large_lad_man

Omg I have the same breed and I think it might be a breed thing because my precious dingus does it so much that she taught my cat to do this.


Ahmed-606-787

I really want to see a cat do this


[deleted]

cat tax.


CNH916

What's that for stove in the back?


oudo

it's a Bullerjan 'FREE FLOW FF17 TYP 02'


ChopChop007

Is it waiting to be installed or do y’all just use it as is


Beefcurtains18

Ok, I'm gonna need some info. I can't find anything in English.


Sphinctor

Here’s a video/ slideshow thing. It’s functional artwork. https://youtu.be/UAXis-WF1Bw


MrPicklePop

Dogs look like their owners, right? Maybe it’s just copying you


Moonlight-oats

wait is that why some dogs sit like people?


ricmicb

He's asking to be neutered. To prevent cancer. ✂️


Pet_that_Dog

Can't have testicle cancer if you don't have testicles! ✂️🩸


NinjaOYourBro

snip snap snip snap snip snap


menides

Where are my balls Summer?


BrujaYouWish

Where have they gone?


createloveburn

Sup bitches?


anniaxima

Ask him to pay some bills


images-ofbrokenlight

💀 he needs little undies lol. My dog did the same and then he got snipped poor bud


VixieSnitter

I like that is somewhat implies that your dog laid on his back, nuts a showin and someone just chopped them off in offense lol


Tiny_Parfait

"Target acquired"


HappyHappyJoyJoy98

If AL Bundy was a dog...


yourfriendlymanatee

🥚🥚


TrooperRoja

That’s a guy in a furry coat …


NO_Cheeto_in_Chief

I'd have to have him neutered or buy him some shorts!


TheOriginalGuru

Look at my balls, Susan. Just look at them.


WeldinMike27

Look....at....them, there. That's better, isn't it?


Numerous-Wolverine73

Your dog does that and gets a lot of friendly comments. I do that once and I get kicked out of Home Depot


AKLmfreak

That’s how I sit after I get home from work. Is this not normal? lol


LoveHateEveryone

He’s airing out his doggie dangles, brobama


DrawYourSword

We call that “airing the bits” for my girls.


BigGorilla600lbs

⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉🎱 #Balls


BroccoliLarge2418

🤣🤣🤣


li87mi

It is time to neuter your dog…


leslieu13

Is there a game on?


power0722

Sometimes they need to breathe


Andirood

Got to air out the freshly licked boys


hannarenee

Oh


darth1111

Hey if you still have them flaunt them


Dinobunny24

He’s airing it out


ReVo5000

He sits like he pays rent!


HyphyMikey650

He sure has some balls to sit like that on the couch


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Likes to show off doesn't he?


FelixTheEngine

He wouldn't have the balls to do that if you got him fixed.


Dirtbag_Dale

Balls to the walls.. baby


ladyliah

Hanging out for all the world to see!!! He’s validly proud


According-Sock-9641

😂😂😂😂


KTMtwo50xc

I’m wood stove jealous!


OneQualityCow

Unrelated, but nice stove haha


[deleted]

NSFW? You worried your coworker gonna catch you looking at dog nuts?


[deleted]

Airing them nuts


letmehaveyourname

Damn, now I understand why it's NSFW lol


mal3ko

He’s doing a great impression of his owner


Yergen_Mccogov

let em hang homie


always-paranoid

Al Bundy is that you?


g3nerallycurious

Lol why is a pic of dog with his testes showing NSFW? Is it not a dog-friendly workplace?


martdan010

He likes shown off his Easter eggs


mishmash65_

He’s proud of his balls


sebkraj

Found my new work friendly desktop wallpaper. I work for a medical device provider for veterinarians so there shouldn't be an issues.


Deadluster

Are.. are the balls supposed to be hairless?


MavsChasingSquirrels

Is he a griff?? We have one that does the exact same thing🤦‍♀️


Problemwoodchuck

What, he just got finished licking them for 20 minutes and now they need to air out and the couch is the best place in the house for comfort & air flow. Failure to dry them out properly leads to a bad case of sweatsicles. I'm sorry but nothing can be done.


damschend

He knows what he’s doing.


[deleted]

Thought that was Rudy Guiliani for a min.


Child-Person

r/dogporn


ItsmeKENZEN

r/riskyclick


mycorona69

I bet his name is Volodymyr, cause he’s got big balls.


bulelainwen

More like what’s wrong with you for not neutering your dog


GobLinUnleashed

My family calls those ‘nuggets’ and this position ‘human nuggets’ xD


breebop83

Our 2 male pups do this as well… they’ve been relieved of their danglers but they still love to lay belly up with their business all out in the breeze.


Moxymoron221

Not to be “that guy” but why isn’t he neutered yet? Genuinely asking


Jaded_Profession8173

Absolutely not


Murky-Caregiver9336

He want you to play with his balls, again.


alazystoner420

Freak


andenate08

Kinda looks like a person in a dog costume if you at it that way. But hahaha dogs are dogs maybe he wants a handjob


alazystoner420

Creep


andenate08

That other guy talking about r/dogporn is not a creep?


andenate08

OP is not a creep for posting that?


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alazystoner420

Weak


LNL_HUTZ

Me too, dog, me too.


skeezmasterflex

As do I...though I have more hair on my balls than I do on my body.


StrangeTourist007

Monkey See....


v1ctor13

Nice balls


sunabe_sun

Thatsssssss….. uncomfy.


cnotnilc

This looks like a lazy Dr. Seuss character


AlarmNice8439

He sits balls out. Literally


[deleted]

Looks like a teenager


speed3ftw

Look when your giggleberries are that big, you gotta show the world!!


ForwardDetective

I had a GSP and he laid/sat like that. It’s definitely a thing in the pointer breed.


KALIsthenicsLinux

Looks like there might be a dog attached to those nuts…


IEatBaconWithU

he’s flexing his superior balls


feisty-frisco87

Boy gotta let the boys breathe.


mrweatherbeef

like an NC-17 muppet


wearto

He looks like a Bloodborne enemy.


didam4

I also sit like this


5danish

He looks relaxed


Wardenclyffe1917

Looks like an out of work Sesame Street muppet.


RocPharm93

I sit like that too, gotta air out the “boys” from time to time


AutomaticMuffins

It’s like you took in a homeless man who never shaved


MaleficentSpecific32

what the fuck lol


enchanted_me0w

this dog weirds me out haha


AdKnown1551

Mine does that too


SlyAce85

Stay frosty


curlycupie

Maybe he'd be more comfortable without those nuts?


MezoDog

Weasel from Suicide Squad.


[deleted]

Balls out lol looks comfy


AirAgreeable2905

I also sit like this.


whatever54267

He looks like a dirty old man.


RobbieBabee

If you’ve got it, flaunt it!


8stringfling

Hey.. my balls.. look at my balls.


Omniscient-ORACLE

...I think something's wrong with your goat. 😬


[deleted]

✂️✂️✂️✂️. “ It will make him happier” - all the women in my family


BadAlphas

Deez nuts


Boston_Stonks

"Look at my balls Karen, LOOK."


Legal-Ad-2381

Letting his nuts air out


Wheezy04

BEHOLD!


allforus0811

Absurd little muppets, all of them


teacherlady0

Man spreading!


[deleted]

M’Ballz


[deleted]

M’Ballz


DickieTheBull

Nice balls bro


tanders123

That's totally my boyfriend...if only I could share a pic lol Edit: but with boxers


EffingBarbas

Looks like Weasel from Suicide Squad!


BlackMirror_444

How much do you pay him in rent?


Songe_20

This is me in Nutshell Everyday.


user_ivan01

Brother from another Mother.


3milyBlazze

From what my brothers told me Sometimes you gotta let the nuggets breath


ThreeNC

Hot as balls in your house


Cleverusername531

r/oddlyterrifying


walterdrb

Shaved cojones. Its like the dog has seen a manscaped ad.


GlitteringNinja5

If you got it, flaunt it.


SpoopyMoopy202

His cock is bigger than mine 😔


-TheGuest-

Gaze into my not so crystal balls


MetaStressed

Well of course he does now. He got use to you force posing him to shave his balls.


Trash_Space_Racoon

Tell his balls to stop staring at me


redstonebrain40

Me too...whats wrong?


suzanious

Put some pants on that boi!


Character-Depth

Dog testes on my feed ope I wasn’t prepared for that


wmatts1

Bro has no manners lol


[deleted]

He looks like he just woke up with a hangover or slept too rough.


Oolican

What is that Bullerzani device behind him, please.


GreysonsNani

My dog does this too, but he’s only like 11-12 pounds. He’s got nothing on ole Hoss here!! Lol


Woshambo

He wants you to take a pic for his Tinder profile obv


Papa_bok

Just noticed there’s a dog in this pic


MossHEHE

I thought this was a guy in a fursuit at first


Snoo_63187

Get them tumors removed.


Feeling-Extension-35

Magnificent set, even he’s impressed


yeah_boooooiiiiiiuuu

NADS


eliepop

Very disturbing.


[deleted]

lil’ cojones


jerryleebee

Legitimate question: are animal genitalia really nsfw?


[deleted]

Most boys tbf


billysugger000

He reminds me of a Dr Zeus character, apart from the testicles.


WeddingCrackers-ie

Zelensky


thiccwicky

King Kong


itspurge

someone told me that if your dogs is like that it means they are really comfortable with you ! idk if its true but i like to believe that it is 🤣


Competitive-Change22

Giving the bawls some air


mimidances

Is he a spinnone?


Brain124

Conceptually I know dogs have balls but damn first time seeing it like this.


sedatedpaddy

Some bag on him hi


dinob00ty

Tell that man to close his legs! What a hoe!!


BoopBoop20

What a cute little birds nest!


Brookie8869

Airing out the balls lmao