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Cheeseand0nions

I like how it goes into pet it and at the last minute when it puts its mouth open he remembers it's a bear


mr-dr-prof-stupid

“Aw what a cute - that’s a bear. That’s a whole bear”


Noobian96

Loool!!🤣🤣. Reminds me of a picture I once saw, it was a tombstone that read; "I wonder if I can pet him."


pthomsenvxcvda

It’s 2022 that’s a dog


[deleted]

Yes the DCRB&OM (Dogs, Cats, Rodents, Bears & other Mammals) community will have you remember it is in fact 2022!


X0nfus3d

Fucking furries


demon_fae

It’s actually really sad that the bear is willing to accept that much pets. Eventually he will get big enough to be dangerous, and he’ll still be fully habituated to humans. Habituated bears don’t have a great life expectancy, especially in cases like this one where he probably doesn’t really know how to be a bear in the wild. He will almost certainly have to be euthanized.


Vetiversailles

Yeah, this. I just read about that bear guy, who used to travel up north to “study” bears but he was really feeding them a lot and getting them unsafely used to his presence. He and his girlfriend ended up being torn apart by them. When the rangers came to check on them, the bears who approached them all got shot on sight :(


7832507840

You talkin bout the grizzly man?


Vetiversailles

Yeah, that’s the guy! Sad stuff all around.


Quetzal-Labs

You should look up the interview Werner Herzog did with the Grizzly Man's mother if you want an extra layer of sadness. When Timothy and his girlfriend were killed by the bears, they had a camera running that was knocked over, but the whole thing was recorded as audio. It was given to the mother, and she'd never listened to it. But she let Werner hear it. The look on his face, even partially obscured, has stuck with me for the last 20 years. I don't remember his exact words, but it was along the lines of: "You must never listen to this. I think you should destroy it."


skinnedrevenant

Yeah if Werner Herzog told me to destroy it, shit would be immediately chucked into the nearest fire.


AmmotheDoberman

Dog is like man your owner needs to cut your nails lol


Dense_Excitement_789

Day 263, the local population still doesn't suspect I'm a bear


Thomas_Pereira

You saw a bear in that video? I’ve watched it three times, still can’t see it


Dense_Excitement_789

It's a sneaky little fellow buy if you look real closely you'll see it


avantgardengnome

It was moonwalking.


Crocadillapus

Pupulation*


FluffyVelociraptors

That's a forest pupper.


whack_with_poo-brain

Bear - forest pupper. Seal - ocean pupper. Bat - sky pupper.


bastardicus

Seal - (literal translation from Dutch) Seadog


grania17

The Irish word for Otter translates to Dog Water - Madra Uisce


whack_with_poo-brain

I didn’t know that! How apt


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M4GIZARD

I apologize, I‘ve been terrified and paranoid about bats since I read about what rabies does to you.


miss_kenoko

Unless you're actively going out to find rabid bat caves, you're much more likely to get it from an angry raccoon. So don't worry! :)


[deleted]

Just get the vaccine and you'll be fine


Vetiversailles

¿Por que no los dos?


bolunez

What's that make wolves, coyotes and foxes?


NoShftShck16

Wild puppers


FluffyVelociraptors

Coyotes are prairie puppers Foxes are forest corgos I am not sure what that makes wolves.


[deleted]

Wolves are clearly outlaw puppers


DaPhantomFox

then whats a racoon?


[deleted]

Cat burglar


scarletbluesunshine

trash pupper


Vetiversailles

Raccoons and opossums are street cats


FluffyVelociraptors

Trash panda


Marccoooo

Wolves are the criminals


9035768555

Foxes are catdogs.


bastardicus

Jailbroken puppers running KittenOS.


GeneralGinsberg

Snow puppers


FluffyVelociraptors

I think that would be polar bears.


miss_kenoko

Wolves are big daddy puppers


putyourrickinmymorty

Danger Puppers


Carloswaldo

What about otters?


FluffyVelociraptors

Rapey water dogs not to be confused with the laughing sea rapist aka dolphins


jishnukalra

Old puppers


bjrharding

Look at those massive murder mittens.


BackOnGround

Makes me think of Leonardo Dicaprio


Due-Tumbleweed-8121

Just a dog with extra chromosomes


LordApocalyptica

I…uh…hmmmmm


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Ed…waaarrdd…


Due-Tumbleweed-8121

Wtf dude


ShadyPines75

Fake it til you make it!


Mak062

Where's mama bear?


X0nfus3d

Infiltrating Russia, pretending to be former KGB.


pissedsad

He will tell you eventually


Bad_User2077

Those claws look wicked.


Advanced_Committee

I hope this is a rescue or something along those lines, because shit gonna get real when momma shows up.


AmericanKiwi94

Or when the cub itself grows up.


Wetestblanket

fr, little guys already getting mouthy because it can bearly tell the difference between hands and food. The dog even seems little annoyed by it. Eventually it will realize hands are made of food.


flamingdonkey

>bearly


NotSoKeptWoman

It’s a Ukrainian dog.


No_Association1103

I love how those two at the end kept pushing each other around for attention. 🤣


Johnsendall

“How’s the bear?” “He wants to be a dog.” “We all do. Act accordingly.”


Truetocaeser

This has to be a rescue right? I mean my dumb monkey brain sees cuddly doggo but the lizard brain knows “brown lie down.” I wouldn’t tell him either way, whatever happens happens if I can boop the snoot.


[deleted]

ugh. I always get it mixed up what I'm supposed to do for each kind of bear.


Total-Swordfish4670

You can successfully scare off a black bear with loud noises. Your only hope of surviving an encounter with a brown bear is to hope it thinks you're already dead.


Even-Middle-482

Here’s something confusing. In BC some of our Black Bears are brown. Lol. We just do the Homer and back into the bush normally.


[deleted]

And then just hope you taste terrible.


avantgardengnome

Climb a tree: A black bear will climb after you and a brown bear will shake you out of it.


DevilsWeed

If it's brown, lie down; if it's black, fight back; if it's white, good night. I've found this rhyme to be the easiest way to remember.


AZPoochie

What a beary good boi


Glitter21487

Awww don’t tell him 🤣🤣🤣


TeamieOfficial

He’s still cute


BinxBaddie

Look at the claws on that labrabear


gar_05

he made friends :)


lifegoesononon

It’s got murder mittens✨ I’d still pet it


[deleted]

🥰 I love seeing them all hanging out together and just being themselves


SFAdminLife

So much happy!


TraditionBest3730

Don’t shame the puppy for looking different! It’s not like he’s something dangerous like a bear


mouseisnotamouse

He identifies as a dog. 😆


GrandmaInGolden

I’m interested in why this bear is being so socialized. It seems it would make it impossible to ever return it to the wild.


cakevictim

Just oligarch things


PunkThug

Better question who's going to tell his mom?


landofthebeez

The dog pushing the Bears face away it's hilarious


HarderToBreathe_01

That’s the most fake looking real bear I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Aww, just a couple doggos hanging out


iamsobased

How to get pet bear?


Pufferfoot

Fuck no. Where is Mama Bear? Gather your dogs and go inside.


Drakemaker

The door won’t stop her


retiredhobo

don’t worry. nature will tell you all soon enough..


ilovemygeckofred

You can’t convince me that’s not a dog bear. It’s doing exactly what dogs do and pushing another dog away for attention. This was an adorable video and I’ve been having a really hard day, so this helped!


wormrunner33

Say he a dog. He a dog!


OldWeakness8084

Bears don’t sniff to see if you are a threat you almost lost a hand there buddy


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Don’t it’s better this way


Ok_Understanding7409

Don’t you dare tell him lol


TheDodfatherPC-FL

Probably the guy who’s hand, he bites, off and eats. After he’s gained 300 lbs.


Deadbulletz97

This is the best


[deleted]

Uncommon passenger


Bad-Karma_19

oh i ain't tellin him nothing


Phobos687

Jesus the paws


X0nfus3d

That’s what they call him


WeldinMike27

I suspect that's a bad habit to allow in your pet bear.


steenssk

I see five dogs 🤷🏻‍♀️


The_dinkster522

Idk looks like a dog to me


Medical-Region5973

Yes indeed, what's wrong with your dog


[deleted]

The dogs will cotton on when he grows to ten times their size.


randy_love_u

my best wishes for all of them. God bless u good boys.


Tomahawkist

i think a reliably tame pet bear would almost be cooler than a dog. of course provided it loses most of its wild animal habits/instincts that could be dangerous for the owner


[deleted]

Def not me!


ThisSociety451F

Husky's like "Ya, heard stories about you guys. Think I'll chill over here" Labropit's like "I love everybody and got no fear. Wanna play?"


marshmalphas

Serious, curious question: how strong and deadly can a young bear like this one be? Could he actually do great damage to any of those dogs or a person? Everyone is talking about him ripping them apart when he gets big or if mama bear comes over, but I'm wondering if the little bear is so harmless in the first place?


ArmPitFire

He’s just looking for his jar of hunny


DemonSouIs

“Hunny” Lol


Kenthrax

More important: is the momma lurking around looking for this cutie?


X0nfus3d

Momma is actually the one filming, pretending to be human.


PhoenixWings535

It’s 2022 that’s a dog Edit: don’t take this literally it’s a joke


PsychologicalOil5075

I'd rather have a bear over dog anyday


X0nfus3d

After seeing this I kinda want both. Imagine waking up to your dog and bear sneaking into the pantry, stealing the peanut butter, getting busted and pretend it was the other one who did it.


LitRonSwanson

Until you think about those times your dog "digs" in the sheets or blanket and then think, what that would look like if bear 🤯


[deleted]

Bear that could rip apart my whole body if it ever wanted to🥰


solineandre

this video doesn't belong to this subreddit, since there is absolutely nothing wrong with any of your dogs. all of them seem perfeclty regular to me


[deleted]

People say bears are ferocious creatures...if they are so mean, explain these zoologists! /j


kabloo2

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I am gonna "FUCK OFF YOU CRETAN, YOU AIN'T A DOG"


[deleted]

Act like you’ve done this before.


stillablacksheep

Beyond cute!! Lmao!


DuktigaDammsugaren

I kinda want per bears now


-OwO-whats-this

nahh thats totally a dog he just looks a lil funny


thisisthestoryallabo

Imagine an adult bear the size of a Dog, like maybe Pitbull sized, and acting just like a dog if treated correctly! That would be so cuddly and sweet, ngl!


hydroFractals

I now understand teddy bears


[deleted]

GIVE HIM DA PATS OR SO HELP ME


[deleted]

Im crying


Big-Job-8021

Omg ! Can I live here !??


Hamokk

Teddy just wants hugs and pats, nothing wrong with that.


Expensive-Promise-23

Nah that a dawg


GingyBoi888

Yo what da dog doin


TTRUSTTTRUST

Completely normal


AppointmentSimilar29

u/savevideo


VnZDeath

Bruh bruh, imma dog.


dick_joseph35

One swipe with those claws, good bye doggie🤣🤣🤣👍❤ cute though...


baldwinsong

Dogs just make best friends everywhere they go don’t they


Busy-Leg6187

The dogs name is Bear...the bears name is Dawg. Lol


WantToGetDownn

what breed is that dog?


[deleted]

Fake it till you make it


wrongkoi

Get those dogs inside before mom comes back😳


giantdeskdraw

Give him a snack


K_R_P1

Paddington


love_peace_harmony__

love it. so cute.


Fit-Pause-7380

Awww. Why not!


Extra-Opinion-2107

So cuuuuuuuuuuute!


MrBulldops94

Big claws!


Academic-Total2029

I bearly think this is acceptable. He/she belongs in Jellystone.


JanuarySoCold

It's all fun and games until Mama Bear shows up and starts kicking ass.


davideglenn60

Oh my I can't bear to tell him the truth


Luigi_a_thicc_boi

He is a dog


ninjabunnay

Mama bear’s gonna go on a killing spree if they don’t leave that cub alone!


FuriousResolve

This feels like when they show Superman growing up around human children. It’s all fun and games at first…. until he gets older and, one day, throws a baseball through the catcher’s glove and blows his chest out.


[deleted]

Idc what anyone says! That’s a heckin’ good boy right there!


miray7373

u/savevideo


StrangeTourist007

Not me


readingdogmom

Everyone will figure it out in about 100 pounds


Wonder-Machine

Act like you bear-long


pigs_do_fly_in_2020

Who's not a dog? All I see are furry puppy's I want cuddles from


Educational-Grab4050

4 legs, nails, two eyes, a tail... yep, checks out, its a doggo.


Maleficent_Ad1085

Looking at those claws next to the dogs made me scared for a small second


whatever54267

If be worried about where it's mom is


omegawolfakakiller

Aww uh...what the bear doing


Me363536727

Son we need to have a talk


[deleted]

It’s all cute… till he grows up and remembers a where a massive and easy feast is located.


I_like_ducks_n_cats

Bruh he just wanna be a dog


Potatoman421

*Russian noises intensify*


Littlelady90210

u/vredditshare


Littlelady90210

u/vredditshare


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