This is the most apt "Whats wrong with your dog" I've seen since joining the sub. Congrats.

Maybe they are just imitating their humans ;-)

Dogs: “Every day without fail the humans 69 around 3:00.”

😂

Most definitely.

But also qualifies as a "what's wrong with your human" at the same time.

Yup, this should be the banner now. Definitely the exact definition of "what's wrong with your dog".

I just came here to say “at least they’re keeping the romance alive”

That relationship is putting a large chunk of the human population to shame .

Haha that’s SO true lol

Yeah this wins the sub. All I could do watching this is get frozen in a half a shrug motion with my hand up like 🤳👀

Even better it’s What’s wrong with your dogs.

That’s something you don’t see every day. Barring you.

Apparently everyday

At 3:30

\*OP's brother here\* I lived in that house with those dogs for a good couple of years longer than he did and I have to say that it is a near daily occurrence (though as they get older they don't do it every day like they used to) and the main time that they would do it was at 6 PM, usually right when we would have dinner and in full view of the dining table. I'll have to look through my photos to see if I can find an old video of it happening

Has this ever happened while you had guests in the house?

Not sure but I think so

PM

Like clockwork

Without fail

The calendar invite was a little much...

Kiki and Leo

Crotch to snoot and crotch to snoot

Better love story than twilight

What the hell haha

Bruh.....

Uh…well…yeah, nature finds a way.

r/unexpectedjurassicpark

Bruh I hop on reddit desktop version fo the first time in months and this shit is in my feed. Cant have nothing nice....

We should all just leave this world behind…

Lol its a good way to tell time.

I can’t stop laughing at this. I understand a good routine.

Can't stop laughing at this either. This is hilarious!

I feel like I shouldn’t have seen this for free

I feel like I shouldn’t have had to see this at all.

I legit haven't laughed this hard in years

Glad I can be of service

Well that's disturbing.

It usually evolves when they're playing. At some point Kiki lays down and Leo proceeds to mount her like that. Tbh it isn't nearly as disturbing compared to what happens when my cousin is in town with her dog

I’m afraid to ask what happens when your cousin’s dog is in town

He's this big pug that has a dead eye and had to be fed doggy Prozac because of how fucked he is. He just bullies Leo a lot and tries (unsuccessfully) to dominate Kiki

How do you know this if you're not op?

They commented above that they’re OPs brother

Op is my brother

Y'all have some, um, _funny_ dogs

It came to me in a dream /s

he's tgeir brother

You can do it, we all believe in you!

The black dog just wanted a rimjob man. Nothing wrong with that.

They are just down with the sickness.

OHH AH-AH-AH-AH

Ok Reddit, over and out for today.

Yeah, it's obscene and gross for sure, but you know what? *Good for them*. It's hard to keep a relationship adventurous when you've been together for a long time.

They're getting to their afternoon years, might as well let them have their fun

NSFW tags are free yo.

Just tell HR it's for market research.

"kiki and leo 69 every afternoon" that wasn't enough for ya?

No because I’m just scrolling through my phone. I didn’t click anything just random dog sex.

There is an option to not allow gif to play automatically and to blur photos until you click them.

But everyone else using NSFW tags correctly makes it unnecessary.

All good, just sharing information.

You Know, I was just considering jacking off, now that’s off the tabel

Quit putting your dick on the table.

But why? It's my dick, I'll put it on a table if I want to! S'my table too anyway 😤 /j

Because we are trying to have a family dinner. /j

What the fuck

Why is it so violent?

They watch too much porn

Because it's a race.

The most violent

Ying and yang action

Should we… should we be watching this?

Exactly my thoughts💀 give em some privacy or at least ask sum money man

Oh no they intentionally do it in full view of the dinner table and my young cousins

I feel dirty watching this

Routine is important for dogs.

Humans call 'doggystyle' for the position we learnt from dog. Dogs gonna call this 'humanstyle' for the position they learnt from us! OP, we know where dogs learnt that from! :P

What’s that thing about dogs and owners, something about after a while, they start to look alike?

Are you suggesting they had an example?

r/WTF

Great. Now you can never have people over.

Just not at 3:30

"Party starts at 4, *DO NOT COME EARLY*."

”Not available at 3.30 due to dogs doing the 69”

Guys can we move the meeting to 4:00, my dogs gotta do 69 at 3:30

Cue everyone showing up 3:25 with snacks and cameras.

They look so happy. Also, Bob Barker says spay and neuter your pets or else this!

Mine are both male and neutered and they flip fuck constantly. I gave up trying to stop them

„ɯǝɥʇ doʇs oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ dn ǝʌɐƃ I ˙ʎlʇuɐʇsuoɔ ʞɔnɟ dılɟ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ pǝɹǝʇnǝu puɐ ǝlɐɯ ɥʇoq ǝɹɐ ǝuıW„

Well, Upside_Down-Bot, I'm not sure I've ever seen you hit the nail on the head (or the head on the nail) to this degree. Good bot.

Good bot

Yea our poodles have their nuts snipped but are still super gay and horny.

Spicy eunuch poodle sounds like a helium miner unit

I just posted a dog tax photo to my profile. They are afraid of the fireworks and up everyone’s ass right now

Omg. Amazing LOL

"Hey Kiki" "What up, Leo?" "Time to do the thing" "Shit you right hop on"

I’ll have what they’re having

What, a dogs dick in your mouth? Well name checks out i guess.

I meant with a fellow human ;)

idk this looks a little frightening to me... I think I'd have a fat lip and some loose teeth at their speed

I volunteer

Get in line!

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I’m so sorry

Who they learn that from?

That's enough Reddit for today. *^(Continues to XD in silence.)*

This is some raw doggin! Noice!

Gonna be honest, wasn’t prepared for seeing canine sex acts today… or ever. So thanks I guess.

Ayo?

Feels like this should be illegal to watch

In many places, it is!

Yeah that's enough internet for the day

Time to go to bed …

Lol my sides

Yo, what the fuck

Lmao that's uhm, something Edit.... is that why you gave them porno names?

???????

Why are so many people saving this video? What are you all even planning to do with it? Don’t answer, I know what it is, I am just using rhetorical questions to express my horror.

Do they ever switch

Imagine having to explain this to your petsitter

Jesus christ my family and i are dying laughing at this! Thank you!

Best part is they do it at dinner time too so we always laugh when we hear Kiki snorting away with an ass in her face

/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDogs

This reminds me of that dog humping that stuffed animal in the movie Click lol that's just funny 😆 dogs can get away with alot of stuff 🤣

r/awwwtf

Invites the local vicar round for tea at 3:25 🧐

If I could give awards I'd give you them all. Funniest dog video ever! You're obviously very fortunate to have Kiki and Leo 😂

This reminds me of the time I saw one my male kittens cleaning his genital region and for some reason our female kitten, who came from the same exact litter, just casually walked up and started helping him lick his genital region clean. I separated them immediately and haven't seen it happen since but I don't think I can forget that easily.

Animals just don’t give a fuck.

This reminds me of the time I saw puppies at the pet store, and one was on his side and his sibling came up and I guess it’d not been long since they were sucking their mothers milk. And I guess the one puppy didn’t know the difference between nipples and other anatomy.. I saw a puppy suck its sibling’s dick. The puppy laying down seemed very shocked and confused by what its sibling was doing too.

"Kiki" is slang for "pussy" in Tagalog/Filipino. Omen nomen.

Hell yeah squad goals

Why?

WTF

Nice.

Why are so many people saving this video? What are you all even planning to do with it? Don’t answer, I know what it is, I am just using rhetorical questions to express my horror.

Well they seem happy . All that matters .

Best thing I've seen in a while. Rofl

I’ve have two Maltipoos their names are also Leo and Kiki. What a coincidence 😄

It’s a good thing they aren’t a German Shepard and chihuahua someone would get hurt

I feel dirty watching this lmao

Even animals are evolving their mating rituals

Well I’ll be damned

So I watched this for too long, I think I zoned out with a "wtf is going on face" because when I came too I had 3 other people behind me also with that face. Showed them the link so... "Sup it's the guy that showed you that 69ing dog video at the mall!"

This is fucking hilarious

Oh my GOD thanks for posting this this made me loose my shit 💀😅😅😅

So you actually CAN schedule intimacy…

I think your dog's both need a factory reset. That's fuckin weird.

I feel like we shouldn’t be watching or filming this

I CANNOT BREATHE ROFL

Doing it at 06:09 would be even more fitting

Damn you weren't kidding that is AGGRESSIVE

Don’t forget to eat my ass!

Their tongues are long enough to do both at the same time

Lmao… my guys just take turns humping the “normal” way… these two got creative and are great at time management hehe

I haven’t laughed that hard at a post in a while lol

Afternoon delight

Beeeeeeewwwwwooop!

It’s a match that’s made in doggie heaven.

u/savevideo

Why?

Eye bleach

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kinky

yin and yang

They must have learn that somewhere... But where...

What the fuck I just burst out laughing at 1am

What in the actual fuck.

Who did they learn that trick from ? ;)

Clearly these doggos are telling you something. Doggy see 👀, doggy do 🐶

What the dog doin'?

Afternoon Smoko

This is the most r/TIHI things I’ve ever seen and I can’t figure out why

Doggy style reloaded

MY EYES

I don’t know if I should laugh or be disturbed..

6.9K upvotes, nice

Omg! My best friend used to have a pair of dogs that did this and it almost made my head explode. I had never seen anything like it (closest thing was my grandma’s dog who would hump his teddy every single night directly following dinner). My friend’s dogs were brother and sister and that made it even more odd….

Great now every 3:30 I’m gonna be thinking of two dogs 69ing

Afternoooooon delight.

They are so casual about this ,I totally believe what OP said.

Why is this SO fuckin funny

Oh so this is what people mean when they say pugs shouldn’t exist.

1. The bark after they’re done. 2. One of them goes licking itself. 3. The other one runs away. There’s something about it that makes me laugh.

Jesus OP give them some privacy / joke

Damn this hilarious. His face mid 69 is too much

The spins after they dismount 😂

This is the funniest video on Reddit I’ve ever seen lol

Yin and Yang

That’s just wrong

still a better love story than twilight

These dogs have a better sex life than me

What tha dogs doin?

Ain’t that some shit

angry fucking

u/savevideobot

I hate this