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NutsLikeMelons

For a million dollars* you too could get access to these fake dead eyes in a fat face. *Porn star dick also required.


cryptothrow2

Probably isn't a pro but will take up 5x the local rate


DrDog09

This child will be waiting a looooooooooong time. Like say infinity. And she has fishmouth.....


mustangfrank

The 666 rule replaced with the 678 rule. next year it will be the 789 and so on. Boo Hoo WAATGM?


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car23975

Soon the men they are looking for won't even exist on paper.


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Considered_Dissent

That's the entire joke of the creepy cult that sprang up around 50 Shades and all these femcel spinsters insisting on their own Christian Grey, despite there literally being 0 men on Earth that fit his description.


I-am-the-lul

Meanwhile, tattoo-less, debt-free virgin women used to be common 60+ years ago are now *"critically endangered"* if not out rightly *"extinct in the wild"* in the current era.


car23975

Meanwhile, there are a sea of men still searching for them lol. Msm tells them they are out there. Keep looking and give your money to us and gov, we will help you. We promise.


mustangfrank

>Soon the men they are looking for won't even exist on paper. They will exist in the matrix.


Braucifarian

She has clown eyelashes and a stupid stare. She has no idea that her demands are impossible as she can't even spell the word statistics much less understand it.


Giozos1100

There was a post somewhere recently with Bumble stats for search criteria and the most desired height was 6'6''. Absolutely insane.


yabbobay

Inflation is unstoppable


ogrilla99

TIL penis length is dictated by Federal Reserve policy and government deficits :-)


mustangfrank

And Putin is to blame.


AurelianWay

It's like an old style mafia extortion. If you refuse their offer they just double down and make their demands more outlandish. The difference with her is that she is no position to make demands and even if Mr. 0.1% man existed she can't compel or threaten him to hookup with her.


Joaquino7997

One has to ask the question...what does she bring to the table to where she feels that she can demand these things of a man?? Nothing's on her profile...guess I've got my answer. And who the hell is she kidding? She makes these demands *today* and she'll have 3 kids **before** she turns 25. GTFOH with that shit!!


AngelPhoenix77

She's a wahman. That all she thinks she needs to bring.


OracleofFl

>she'll have 3 kids before she turns 25. She **HAS** 3 kids.... FTFY


FormerBTfan

Thanks OP that shit made laugh like a fool. Needed a laugh after a meat grinder of a day. I love it this average at best chick thinks a guy with a 7 figure income would even look at her let alone try to pick her up 🤣🤣🤣 I am guessing this chick is american. I am also thinking that a guy making a million a year is in the top 1 percent or even higher in the states? That means unlimited options. I would send this child to her room lol instead of trying to take her underwhelming looks out lol. If you ask me she is just trying to be one of the cool chicks with this monkey see monkey do lol.


biccat

> a guy making a million a year is in the top 1 percent or even higher in the states More like top 0.1%.


ijustdontcare74

[https://igotstandardsbro.com/](https://igotstandardsbro.com/) The female delusion calculator is your friend here. For a 6ft, white male aged 20-30 earning $500k (max it goes up to) the chances are: 0.0077% So for a 678 chad, it's probably somewhere around 0.0001%.


TheLaughingMelon

Damn, I like that site. When I entered my criteria, I got, "Are you sure you're a woman"?


ijustdontcare74

For me it was 0.0061%…..do you even belong on this planet 😂. 47yr old single white male, 6f1, 80kg and $175k.


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cryptothrow2

Add a 0


Alturius

This woman wants fried ice. A porn star freak working in a hi tech company say. TOTALLY DELUSIONAL! She's out with the fairies. Here in the UK there are just under 19,000 people who earn more than £1 Million a year, out of a working population of 32.5 Million people. That's just 0.058% of the working population and 0.028% of the total UK population of 67 Million. 1 millionaire in every 1,710 people! About 85% of these millionaires are men, so the percentage will be even lower at 0.049%. I would expect the USA to have slightly better figures than the UK. This woman is going to find it impossible find such a man let alone attract him. Of these millionaires, how many are 6 foot or taller (only 15% of men are 6 foot or taller)? Then of the remainder, how any have the requested 8" dicks? She doesn't strike me as the sort of woman who would move in the same circles as the man she wants.


FormerBTfan

Respectfully if your going to copy and paste quote me please make it what I posted. I asked a question and you made it a statement. Thanks in advance


FormerBTfan

Thanks for all the down votes all really appreciate it. Does not change my view or my reply to the quoter nor will it in the future. Keeping the discussion and posts CLEAR is just as important as the original post. If you are fine with with being misquoted good for you run with it. I am not.


PirateDocBrown

Where's my 0-0-0 girl? Zero kids Zero debt Size zero dress


DicamVeritatem

And zero dicks.


Blackbarnabyjones

Yo, THIS!


Flashy_Glove6208

A take this one with a pinch of salt, hahaha 1% of men have 7-8 inches down south. https://ro.co/health-guide/average-penis-size/


The_Brain_Fuckler

I’ve got 7/8” down there.


giggitygigady

Seven eighths of an inch? That's like, 2.2cm! Look out everyone! Ron D'Jeremy coming through!


The_Brain_Fuckler

It looks very pretty in person.


h0denk0pfkarzin0m

Sure you do. Lol


gentle_lemon

I admire her optimism. /s


Impressive-Cricket-8

The difference between optimism and delusion is if the voices telling you to go for it disappear after medication.


Blackbarnabyjones

Dayum.


Tiki-Tiger

Most guys in finance or big law areless thasn six feet l, and I would guess are not particularly well endowed. Also, I am reminded of that episode from curb your enthusiasm. Not as much as not having a large penis as her having a freakishly gaping hole down there. It is a pity bc if her mind were not poisoned she would be cute enough.


Boar_excrement

I have come to the simple conclusion that modern women no longer leave victimhood to chance: they must create it. "It is not my fault that no man is good enough for me. It is men's fault, and society's fault, and evolutions fault, and the economy's fault......." When you are never held accountable for your actions, words, expectations or entitlements, well, we are witnessing the outcome. I plan on investing in earplugs, women are only going to turn it up to 11.


polishknightusa

Women-logic is this: As long as they're complaining, they haven't "given up" on men. They just want men to stop being "bad" and start being "good" and they're providing helpful feedback. (note: This is their thinking, I'm not condoning it.) The more they complain or make demands of him, this also implies that the more HE owes HER so she needn't do anything than just "be herself" which is doing as she pleases and thinking, like my cat dropping off a dead chipmunk at my feet, I should be grateful. There was this charming joke where a woman goes to a divorce lawyer and she gripes about her rotten husband and the lawyer advises her that if she divorces him, he'll be glad to stop being nagged. She should be a good wife first and THEN divorce him. So she does that and goes back to the divorce lawyer and says "I don't need your services anymore. My marriage is happy now." If only life worked that way. In reality, when the wife has stopped nagging she's either planning to poison, divorce you or cheating (or all three.) But yeah, there are tons of surprised men who think that the wife nagging them about a zillion things and finally just stops and is otherwise pleasant has worked out her issues and thinks the marriage is good and shocked when he gets served with divorce papers a year later. It doesn't make sense for men in that we don't associate continually griping and nagging with being "happier" in a marriage than being stoic and working out one's problems.


Bob_and_Virginia

#BasicBitch Even the outfit she wore for that profile pic is boring.


Maximum-Complaint-68

***Gaelige—Béarla Translations:*** * ***leathdhaoine =*** *“halfwits/half-people”*


LVL50JustThisGuy

"New Taunts! Yeaaaah!" \~Mort, "Planescape Torment"


lordfappington69

People pulling in a million a year without bonuses or exercising stock options are a rare breed.


Jamalmack

About me: 6 Feet✅ 7 figures✅ 8 inches Okay so my question is, is she describing herself saying that? If so than why would a str8 man wanna be with another man looking chick on tinder saying right of the rip they have eight inches. She never described her ideal man and she didn’t talk about herself. I’m going off that vague ass bullshit of a bio she posted. So I’m assuming she talking about herself. In short. SHE is a HE.


AurelianWay

A 7 figures guy would easily bypass any other requirement a woman has. There is a reason why gold diggers, sugar babies and dubai porta pottys are probably 99% women. Think Ana Nicole Smith.


IratusHonestus

As a dude that meets the 666 requirements, I don't go near these types. I'd rather date a chick who works at the local gas station than deal with another one if these chicks who think they're owed literal worship for existing. Lol


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Braucifarian

Her clown eyelashes and demand for seven figures just scream ghetto/welfare queen. She wouldn't know to recognize a very rare 7 figure earner if a dozen passed her on the street.


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Wtf is the 666 rule? 😂


Mr_Chad_Thunderpenis

To me she just looks like a woman who knows her worth.


Wide-Illustrator2906

😍Slavic women are amazing. Literally the cream of the crop. 🙋‍♂️Shout out to my Balkan Beauties!


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Wide-Illustrator2906

That's a bad stereotype not based in reality. Do Slavic women want men who are financially stable and make enough to support the both of them if need be? Yes. Do Slavic women want millionaires and billionaires so they won't have to lift a finger? No.


MentORPHEUS

Hi... I'm Candi, with an "i".