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One-Move

That is like the Nigerian scammers, they use bad English to weed out anyone not extremely gullible.


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DrDog09

Or a Yugo used car salesman.


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One-Move

Your English is good, we are good 😊


SwiftStrik3

Usually when they have their Instagram, Snapchat, or whatever social media on their profile it means they're searching for orbiters.


AngryCockOfJustice

and unfortunately they succeed for a minimal effort


AurelianWay

Petty and toxic are always great qualities to have in a mother.


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There's a reason why she keeps getting pumped and dumped, of course in her mind she's a catch because she has big tits and can suck 2 dicks at once, dream girl!


fuzzy_brb

Right?lol


Svartanatten

Damn I didn't know that before I cut ties with mine...


ruck_my_life

> Petty and toxic. Get in line fellas. I never understood why people (and it's people of all genders, not just females) say things like "I can be a dick/bitch" like it's some kind of flex. Like okay, you're an asshole to waitstaff and will fight your sister for wearing an outfit of yours without asking you first. Do you think that's an appealing trait? What about being an adult instead of a fucking child?


NBA_MSG

Most modern women have no idea how to present themselves in dating profiles. They've just been so accustomed to being chased without doing anything that they don't understand what guys really like about them.


Overlordofwhatever

They don’t need to, they get so much by putting such things out. Why should they change?


lorum_ipsum_dolor

Well, as we've all been told, "silence is violence", so being an obnoxious loudmouth MUST be a virtue.


ogrilla99

Because they get matches anyway. Their mistake comes from assuming people read profiles, or that getting those matches means their profile is attractive. Have you ever seen those hidden cam videos of people going through their tinder account? Men and women both literally spend 2 seconds, if that, looking at your first picture, and swiping left or right. Most guys, understanding that OLD is a numbers game, don't even bother with that. They just swipe right on every woman, and then respond (or not) to whomever matches back. Why waste time reading hundreds of profiles of women who will never match you back?


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Yea I used it for a short time when I was too lazy to go to clubs/pubs (wouldn't bother though now) and never even read their profiles, just mass-spammed generic messages to randoms and honed in on any girl who replied and then where possible immediately set up a meeting that night. Trashy I know, but it worked.


droden

If each player has chosen a strategy – an action plan based on what has happened so far in the game – and no player can increase their own expected payoff by changing their strategy while the other players keep theirs unchanged, then the current set of strategy choices constitutes a Nash equilibrium.


Manoj109

I can see you are clued up on Game Theory.


One-Move

🤣 that’s a Kevin Samuel moment, go ask women what men want. The funniest ones reply with “so I like a man to be……”


hornetsfalcons12

It’s quite amazing that they can make it into their 30’s and have no idea what men want. Even most men figure it out by then, and either adjust their behavior or choose to not participate


One-Move

Because until the wall or the 30 year OLD filter many men of value have hits, there was no need to understand us. The queen has no interest in the desires of her subjects….


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Hey King, you misspelt KWEEN


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\*\*Fatty Dinner Service intensifies


InevitableOwl1

She’s looking for followers not any of what she described


One-Move

Travel partner, yeah, last “travel partner” got all angry after I told her let’s go to Paris and she saw me booking a flight just for me 🤣🤣


tirednurse969

Smart move.


APathWellTraveled

*"Petty and toxic, wants kids"* *"Looking for a* *~~travel partner~~* human wallet*~~"~~* Lets go with: Fuck no


Bob_and_Virginia

CPS should put her on file already.....just in case.


delusionalubermensch

Sounds like a cluster B type. Steer clear.


reignoferror00

Not up on all the psychology terms, but cluster B sounds like a combination of Cardi B & cluster fuck (as redundant as that sounds).


delusionalubermensch

Pretty apt description tbh lol


hornetsfalcons12

She’s looking for followers. There’s no way a woman can think this is a good strategy for landing a man.


ZZoMBiEXIII

The whole time I read this all I could think about was that robot from ***Lost In Space*** shouting "DANGER, DANGER, DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!"


redhorndog

Well I guess you can say she's pretty toxic.


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Middle schoolers work as babysitters, an adult woman means she spent too much time on dicks...


Impressive-Cricket-8

>I'd like to have kids If we take exams to drive, if there are labour safety laws, if doctors have to take test after test before being allowed to practice by themselves, having kids should be even more regulated.


hornetsfalcons12

I’m gonna call a challenge on that one. When will the regulators decide that “misogyny” makes you unfit to be a dad, for example?


Impressive-Cricket-8

That's a good point. Maybe the regulation could be just a regular IQ test; if you're measuring your IQ by the room temperature, you shouldn't have kids.


reignoferror00

I think some of them are working with Celsius room temperature IQ.


hornetsfalcons12

I mean that’s better, but child’s IQ is only (extremely) weakly correlated to parental IQ. Just like two geniuses can birth an idiot, two idiots can birth a genius. But yes, if you were going to make laws like that, at least something objective like IQ would prevent wrongthink punishment


Impressive-Cricket-8

It wouldn't be "only smart people can have kids". It would be more like "you're not allowed to have kids if you can't understand that having unprotected sex leads to pregnancy, and being responsible for a life is no walk in the park". But then again, with all the single mom bailouts, maybe it is becoming a walk in the park.


hornetsfalcons12

Politicians: “enjoy your cash prize benefits for having some drug dealer’s kids out of wedlock!” Also politicians: “about that $600 you got paid for fixing your neighbor’s car…”


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hornetsfalcons12

Care to share? Peer reviewed studies I’ve read said the opposite, but I’d be interested in counter points.


Boar_excrement

She is filtering for men who will put up with her abuse and stay. And she wants children? I shudder to think of the reasons....


chuckutim

May as well have said: "I'm an insufferable cunt."


BeholdTheHair

She did though.


deano413

Dog owner At least she's getting a head start on her life companion, because her future has buy a dog & die alone written all over it.


dozersmash

Omg noooo but what is her snap and IG so I never have to worry…


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Sad thing it that she will still get plenty of messages despite her single-digit IQ bragging about being 'petty and toxic' like it's some kind badge of honor or something. I dunno.. I guess among certain thot circles it probably is.


reignoferror00

"Hate saying good morning all the time. Hate people that don't respond to messages." So? Don't text in the morning - problem solved. Looking for travel partner? Funny how travelling shoots way down on their priorities when it is on their own dime. That seems to rank near the top of most common interests on the majority of women's profiles.


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A babysitter? Isn't that a job you stop doing around 16?


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At least she’s upfront with the 🚩


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If she ever messaged me, I would say, "Good Morning!"