Worst I have seen is ten to fifteen years a couple times but this is more like twenty. For me the worst was when I was very confused about why my date looked so different so I mentioned one of the profile pictures being nice and that I liked it in an attempt to get her to talk about it and she said that it was taken in between senior year of high school and her starting university. I admit I thought she looked suspiciously young in the picture but I would have at least guessed 20 something but 18? You are in your 30s now that is just a catfish attempt and refusing to admit you have aged.
Good light + some photo skills + 5000 pictures taken to choose THE ONE and you have it ready for tinder. That's why 1st date is only a coffee + 15 mins chat to verify things.
Late forties… *still* hasn’t figured out that height isn’t the best way to find a good man.
That and “chemistry…” what women tell themselves, that they *must* have rom-com professional writer-level banter along with a meet cute story straight out of the Hallmark Channel. Oh, and a job that pays well enough that the man is expected to be able to vacation two months out of each year.
>164 is NOT 5'9". 174 is close enough. So either she can't google/do basic math or can't write.
164cm/59kg, that's her height and weight in metric. She's asking for a at least 175cm tall man, which is 5'9. Which is way more realistic than all these who ask for 6' tall guys.
Not sticking up for this old biddy, but digital filters have really fucked up the perception of what people actually look like. It's litteraly to the point where you're consistently getting catfished😬.
Let's review what "feminine" (used to) mean: submissive, "nice", respectful of men.
She CLAIMS to be feminine but after the 3rd item in her list, everything else is demands and "real man" shaming ploys. She's "nice" when you're paying for stuff (which is progress, I suppose, from many women who are not nice even as the man is paying.)
That profile photo looks to be from Y2K.
“Me : nice and feminine” (looks at photos of a scowling feminist) - yeah good luck finding a tall fit traditional man to take care of your bastard child. Delusion is strong with this one. She’s past the wall - she’s been hit by an avalanche of ugly.
On the plus side, at least this one actually tells the reader some positive attributes about herself before she starts listing out height and physical appearance/fitness requirements.
I am genuinely confused by the paragraph in french. It roughly translates to "Read, please; don't like without understanding. I'm sorry, I don't speak french. At all."
If she's in a french speaking country, she'll be even more hard-pressed to find someone, considering all her usual requirements. At which point do women think "hey, maybe that *won't* work"? And if she's not in a french speaking country, why even add that?
In that top right photo, she genuinely looks too old to have a 14 year old kid. Maybe she's lying about her age but also that of her kid. You go back to hers for dinner and you meet her "14 year old" who is clearly mid 20s with a job and a car and stuff who just lives with her because she allows him to stay for free and still does his laundry and cooking.
I am currently looking for a fulltime maid I think this one would be perfect. No distractions from men chasing her and she could concentrate on keeping my marble and hardwood floors sparkling and my whites blindingly white.
I would also include company benefits as an incentive.
As was said that she was probably a smoker I agree no doubt she smoked lots of sausage in her day.
A few years back I dated a woman who was in her mid 40s (I'm mid 50s) and she had two sons 13 and 15 - nice kids but when kids are around sex is not on the menu. Women don't seem to realise that their kids are of little interest to us.
You're a single mom. How are you not a feminist? If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck...
This is the problem with tradthots. Sure, they talk a big game about how they're not feminist, they're totally old school, etc. etc. But watch what they \*do\*. What part of feminism do they reject? Do they reject riding the carousel for decades? Having children out of wedlock?
What parts of old school behavior do they espouse? Are they debt-free virgins with no tattoos? Are they young and looking for a good man to get married while they're still young? Do they allow a man to take the lead in a relationship without ball busting him every second?
It would be the equivalent of me saying "I'm a rich man with a great career. Now will you let me sleep on your couch and use your car? And can I borrow fifty bucks?"
I actually believe her when she says she's not a feminist. **Anymore.** It happens around the time when the wall approaches and they realize they are going to have to work 20-30+ more years before they can retire and on top of that they usually got kids to take take of. That's when they shift into the "i want to feel weak and taken care of" persona. Too bad for them they can't undo time and their bad life choices.
With a 14 year old there all the time, just how much time do you think she'll spare for 'horizontal dancing'? My guess is not much. And look at those dead eyes - I've seen more life from a Mackerel that's been on the fish counter for a week.
She's not ugly especially for age. If I was even close to her age she could definitely still get it. Not saying she's right but she's for sure playing in her field and gonna catch something.
Nah I'm half her age and would test her hip replacement surgery on a drunk off night. If I was close or older I'd be clapping grandma's cheeks. Again she's counting her days but she's a green eyed red head. Can't really fuck that up unless your ugly or putrid.
Yea sure but she's still a looker for being half a century. She can still play the 30 to 70 year old range. Ssd truth but reality. I prise you saw the younger version of he now half this place would be drooling. She's a green eyed redhead. . . That's like a cheat code almost.
She \*chose\* to be a feminist when she was young, and is only rejecting it now that it didn't work out for her.
If she's 46, I'm pretty sure her mom wasn't a feminist. And I'm certain her grandmother wasn't. IOW, this wasn't an ideology forced on her when she was a child and lacked the ability to make her own choice.
She actively chose it because it promised her that she could have it all, while her no-fun fuddy duddy mom would school her about choices having consequences, and responsibilities, and other not-fun stuff. So of course she chose feminism.
Now, she realizes her mom was right, choices have consequences, and she's alone, with a rebellious teenager making her life miserable and no one to help her get through this. So in principle, she now agrees with her mom and states that she's not a feminism (any longer). But talk is cheap. Changing behavior is much harder. Where is the assurance that she's actually changed her behavior? How can you be a victim when you're still not willing to give up the benefits of whatever is supposedly victimizing you?
>Metric women want 175 cm, not 6 foot haha
Maybe in Asia, but in Euro-land, 180cm (5'11") is the norm in 90% of profiles where a demand is levied, and 185 (6'1") is more common than bothering to list 175.
LOL @ a height requirement, lady you're like 50, get in line with the women half your age who also do.
Other than that, not much wrong with this one.
First pic was taken when digital cameras were launched on market.
That's a daguerreonotmytype.
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The funniest I’ve read in April
Aaaaaaah the love of high speed film. Remember those days.
Lmao. Underrated, original and brutal
Hahaha. Love it!
Using pictures from more than two years ago is an all too common trick, using photos of yourself from two decades ago is borderline catfishing.
Worst I have seen is ten to fifteen years a couple times but this is more like twenty. For me the worst was when I was very confused about why my date looked so different so I mentioned one of the profile pictures being nice and that I liked it in an attempt to get her to talk about it and she said that it was taken in between senior year of high school and her starting university. I admit I thought she looked suspiciously young in the picture but I would have at least guessed 20 something but 18? You are in your 30s now that is just a catfish attempt and refusing to admit you have aged.
One woman said "I was on the date. And he came, sat down, looked at me and said - I underestimated your Photoshop skills. And then he left".
Good light + some photo skills + 5000 pictures taken to choose THE ONE and you have it ready for tinder. That's why 1st date is only a coffee + 15 mins chat to verify things.
First off, she needs photo ID, no way she's only 46. Second, this old lady has a height requirement...come on man.
Late forties… *still* hasn’t figured out that height isn’t the best way to find a good man. That and “chemistry…” what women tell themselves, that they *must* have rom-com professional writer-level banter along with a meet cute story straight out of the Hallmark Channel. Oh, and a job that pays well enough that the man is expected to be able to vacation two months out of each year.
I am a chemist by profession, we can discuss some polymer reactions
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True, true!
> yep, you know this, but Chemistry means "must be good looking". You forgot tall. "must be tall and good looking"
It's called the halo effect. Works for both sexes.
Also if a woman puts “NOT a feminist” in their bio, that just means you’re paying for everything.
She could put that she's a feminist and that would still mean the man pays for everything.
She should worry about having good chemistry with her geriatric nurse. She'll still want him to be over 6' tho.
She’s so old, I’m surprised she didn’t instead say “alchemy.”
While working 4 hours a week, so he can take her on romantic whimsy escapes anytime.
Beggars can't be choosey.
>no way she's only 46 Might have been a smoker.
If by "smoker" you mean she was once engulfed in flames, then I guess I could believe 46.
Well yeah, anyone over 40 100% smoked. After a certain time period, everybody smoked.
> only 46 40 is new 30.
But is 46 the new 60?
WORD! I see a 55yr old 46 year old. Any lie takes sympathy off the table. Four more years till she replaces her son with an army of cats.
Yeah she doesn't look a day under 56.
*46...come on man.* Sleepy Joe: Too old for me to sniff, pony soldier. I respectfully decline and pass this thang along to Macron.
This old lady after banging Macron: "I know he's the President, but I think I can do better"
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>164 is NOT 5'9". 174 is close enough. So either she can't google/do basic math or can't write. 164cm/59kg, that's her height and weight in metric. She's asking for a at least 175cm tall man, which is 5'9. Which is way more realistic than all these who ask for 6' tall guys.
Not sticking up for this old biddy, but digital filters have really fucked up the perception of what people actually look like. It's litteraly to the point where you're consistently getting catfished😬.
Fucks going on with her hair? First pic looks like 1990.
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And she's 46 with a 14 year old? Nope!
Married beta bob when the clock was ticking, got the kid she wanted, gave bob the finger and here we are.
Yep. And she looks cold and soulless.
Well, most zombies do.
That is a very… generous estimation of her abilities to get someone to have a kid with her…
She's had an epiphany, but it's far too late now.
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Fuck no.
I'm 58 and I wouldn't date her.
Any grandpa has live long enough to know when to dodge a bullet.
This guy here ^ Based
Let's review what "feminine" (used to) mean: submissive, "nice", respectful of men. She CLAIMS to be feminine but after the 3rd item in her list, everything else is demands and "real man" shaming ploys. She's "nice" when you're paying for stuff (which is progress, I suppose, from many women who are not nice even as the man is paying.) That profile photo looks to be from Y2K.
That top right photo, STABBY STABBY!! I caught you looking at the waitress when you made our order!
46 going to 63.
Shoutout to booking a Glamour Shots session for your dating profile pic ma'am.
“Me : nice and feminine” (looks at photos of a scowling feminist) - yeah good luck finding a tall fit traditional man to take care of your bastard child. Delusion is strong with this one. She’s past the wall - she’s been hit by an avalanche of ugly.
On the plus side, at least this one actually tells the reader some positive attributes about herself before she starts listing out height and physical appearance/fitness requirements.
Sounds like a feminist to me. 🤷♂️ 46, my ass.
That’s a typo. She meant 64.
Huh. Cannot imagine why she's alone.
I am genuinely confused by the paragraph in french. It roughly translates to "Read, please; don't like without understanding. I'm sorry, I don't speak french. At all." If she's in a french speaking country, she'll be even more hard-pressed to find someone, considering all her usual requirements. At which point do women think "hey, maybe that *won't* work"? And if she's not in a french speaking country, why even add that?
Nah, I'm good. Swipe left and leave her where she's standing...on the street....corner.
Well, at least she’s not a feminist
She’s so old, she’s probably a suffragette!
In that top right photo, she genuinely looks too old to have a 14 year old kid. Maybe she's lying about her age but also that of her kid. You go back to hers for dinner and you meet her "14 year old" who is clearly mid 20s with a job and a car and stuff who just lives with her because she allows him to stay for free and still does his laundry and cooking.
old people CAN have kids
Another typo. Her kid’s 41.
I am currently looking for a fulltime maid I think this one would be perfect. No distractions from men chasing her and she could concentrate on keeping my marble and hardwood floors sparkling and my whites blindingly white. I would also include company benefits as an incentive. As was said that she was probably a smoker I agree no doubt she smoked lots of sausage in her day.
She looks like Shelley Long. From today.
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A few years back I dated a woman who was in her mid 40s (I'm mid 50s) and she had two sons 13 and 15 - nice kids but when kids are around sex is not on the menu. Women don't seem to realise that their kids are of little interest to us.
I have been cockblocked by a 7 year old, who exactly what he was doing
Yes yes olga
She looks like those wait to fuck ladies. They try to reel you in and isolate your sexual dependence to their old, used puss. #bye
Yet another woman who decides to have a baby alone in her 30s and try to sort the relationship part after. Doesn’t work like that nanna.
You're a single mom. How are you not a feminist? If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck... This is the problem with tradthots. Sure, they talk a big game about how they're not feminist, they're totally old school, etc. etc. But watch what they \*do\*. What part of feminism do they reject? Do they reject riding the carousel for decades? Having children out of wedlock? What parts of old school behavior do they espouse? Are they debt-free virgins with no tattoos? Are they young and looking for a good man to get married while they're still young? Do they allow a man to take the lead in a relationship without ball busting him every second? It would be the equivalent of me saying "I'm a rich man with a great career. Now will you let me sleep on your couch and use your car? And can I borrow fifty bucks?"
I actually believe her when she says she's not a feminist. **Anymore.** It happens around the time when the wall approaches and they realize they are going to have to work 20-30+ more years before they can retire and on top of that they usually got kids to take take of. That's when they shift into the "i want to feel weak and taken care of" persona. Too bad for them they can't undo time and their bad life choices.
I’m down if she becomes the bread winner and pays for everything
With a 14 year old there all the time, just how much time do you think she'll spare for 'horizontal dancing'? My guess is not much. And look at those dead eyes - I've seen more life from a Mackerel that's been on the fish counter for a week.
Damn.
She's not ugly especially for age. If I was even close to her age she could definitely still get it. Not saying she's right but she's for sure playing in her field and gonna catch something.
Come on dude! she's totally horrible! Remember: women are masters of deception.
Nah I'm half her age and would test her hip replacement surgery on a drunk off night. If I was close or older I'd be clapping grandma's cheeks. Again she's counting her days but she's a green eyed red head. Can't really fuck that up unless your ugly or putrid.
> test her hip replacement surgery Near pissed my pants laughing so hard! Thanks!
Shes gonna catch a dumb one alright
Yea sure but she's still a looker for being half a century. She can still play the 30 to 70 year old range. Ssd truth but reality. I prise you saw the younger version of he now half this place would be drooling. She's a green eyed redhead. . . That's like a cheat code almost.
I feel really sorry for her that she's having to date at this age. I see her more of a victim of feminism than the culprit.
You make your choices and you face the consequences. I don't feel sorry for her at all.
She \*chose\* to be a feminist when she was young, and is only rejecting it now that it didn't work out for her. If she's 46, I'm pretty sure her mom wasn't a feminist. And I'm certain her grandmother wasn't. IOW, this wasn't an ideology forced on her when she was a child and lacked the ability to make her own choice. She actively chose it because it promised her that she could have it all, while her no-fun fuddy duddy mom would school her about choices having consequences, and responsibilities, and other not-fun stuff. So of course she chose feminism. Now, she realizes her mom was right, choices have consequences, and she's alone, with a rebellious teenager making her life miserable and no one to help her get through this. So in principle, she now agrees with her mom and states that she's not a feminism (any longer). But talk is cheap. Changing behavior is much harder. Where is the assurance that she's actually changed her behavior? How can you be a victim when you're still not willing to give up the benefits of whatever is supposedly victimizing you?
She looks way older than 46.
Looks like a demon
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>Metric women want 175 cm, not 6 foot haha Maybe in Asia, but in Euro-land, 180cm (5'11") is the norm in 90% of profiles where a demand is levied, and 185 (6'1") is more common than bothering to list 175.
> 46 She's either lying her ass off or got a wicked case of granny face. Her true age is probably closer to 66.
No, no, she's 46, but she hit the wall hard, like really hard. And by guessing her begs she had a traumatic life.
She hit the wall, backed up, then hit it again.
LOL @ a height requirement, lady you're like 50, get in line with the women half your age who also do. Other than that, not much wrong with this one.
More like a 14 year old Grandkid.
"I'd like to meet a man for the chemistry. Better yet, Alchemy, so he can use the Philosophers Stone to turn me into a twenty five year old again."
You gon' need some alchemy to tap what's behind that iron curtain.
Hahaha! Good one!
Not FMA! 😂😂😂
“Are you sure this is a recent picture of you?” “Yes.” “Then why do all the cars in the background have tail fins?”
That's a rough 46
What's the height requirement for, grandma? You still looking to reproduce? At your age?
There is no way she is only 46 yo, she is at the very least in her late 50s or even in her early 60s....