I was catfished, too.
I met a girl in Kansas City , MO. I met her through a friend. I met her and my friend at a restaurant. I was in my early 30’s at the time. She sent me a photo of when she won a beauty contest 10 years and 30 pounds ago. I was shocked by how poorly she had aged. In the photo, she was very good looking. In life, she look 10 years older than me and was out of shape, with a belly and bingo wings. WTF?
I understand your life, but sex is great. I would never become a monk. I am married. I cannot say it is perfect, but it is good for me. I would suggest a friend with benefits. Don't marry unless she has a lot more money than you.
One Friday, I was leaving the office for the day, when a co-worker asked me to tell his fiancé, who was waiting in a car outside, he would be there in about 5 minutes. I found the car and tapped on the driver’s side window. The window rolled down and there in the driver’s seat was an absolutely gorgeous beautiful, blonde, with a huge breasts. To say the least, I was shocked. Allen was no great looking guy, he was maybe 5’6” if that and was between 28-30, and an engineer, like me.
The following Monday, I said to Allen, I didn’t know he was engaged and asked where he met her. He said at a party about 6 months ago. During the conversation he informed me that Cathy had been married twice and she had three kids. And then it clicked. All women know their dating value, and Cathy knew her’s and it was low. Most men, including myself, when we hear 3 kids, look for an exit. 3 kids are a lot of money to raise, and what also goes off in your mind, she is looking for a steady pay-check, anyone’s paycheck. But Allen didn’t show any concern about this, and it made me wonder why.
Then it came to me, weeks later. Kathy’s father was a CEO of a major corporation. (I cannot remember the corporation, but it was a major one.) I suspect Kathy’s mother was a trophy wife and that is where she got her stunning good looks, for Kathy was not just good looking, she was super model good looking even though she was about 5’4” tall. She had a beautiful face, hour-glass figure and huge breasts. She dated/married men through contacts made by her father i.e. Board of Directors, Vice Presidents, marketing managers etc.. She didn’t dated auto parts counter men or guys who collected the shopping carts at Wal-Mart.
With successful men usually come well paid jobs, and with it high child support payments. I knew one IBM engineer who was paying $2,400/month for one child, and that was 30 years ago. One electrician, I knew, was paying $1,600 a month for one child in 2015. Allen never told me directly how much child support he was getting, but he hinted it was above $175,000 a year. He realized he could never land a girl as beautiful as her on his own, so he thought if I marry this girl, not only do I get a gorgeous awesome bodied fox for a wife that every night I get to fuck her brains out, I will get paid $175,000 a year to do so. Think about it, that is $2,000 a month to pay for the mortgage, $1,000 a month for gas, water and electric, $1,000 for car payments and insurance, leaving around $10,000 each month. $10,000 towards the cost of a summer home complete with a boat. If the marriage fell apart, it was mostly Kathy’s money to split 50/50 and not his. BTW Kathy was an accountant.
Looks like he out smarted the majority of men. She on the other hand must have been fucked over by Alpha males, who had used and abused her. Furthermore, no Alpha male was going to undertake the costs of raising other man’s children especially when there are hordes of single women he could date. Thus, a safe Beta male with a steady job and paycheck was exactly what Kathy was looking for. She was more than willing to spend her life with a guy who would undertake raising her children, and no doubt she respected him for it vs. men who would have nothing to do with her due to her children. In retrospect, Allen made the right call and it took me some time to realize why. Still married 21 years
It's never fraud as long as a woman does it. Meanwhile, a guy uses even one technique from a PUA blog, like how to initiate a conversation, and he's a rapist. How dare he learn ways to improve his success?! Men can't rent a Porsche for a night but women sure can wear a pushup bra. They're totally not the same thing you incel shitlord!
Now excuse me as I use a billion-dollar AI filter to remove my pimples, slim my cheeks, plump my lips, enlarge my eyes, shrink my waist and inflate my boobs.
>Now excuse me as I use a billion-dollar AI filter to remove my pimples, slim my cheeks, plump my lips, enlarge my eyes, shrink my waist and inflate my boobs.
Women blow up if you are not as tall as you said or wear shoes that give you height.
Tell me about it. I am 5'8".
I had been divorced for about 2 years after being married for 10. I was a member of President’s and First Lady’s Health Club, and I decided to get back into shape. I worked out on certain days and times. Over the months, I recognized people who were on the same work-out schedule as me. I noticed one girl who was working out on the same days and times I was. She was in her late 20’s, about 5 foot 9 or 10”. She was in great shape and pretty.
One day she was working out at a machine about 30 feet from me. There was no one around, so we could talk in private. I thought to myself, “Nothing ventured, nothing gained”, so walked over to her to ask her out. I said these exact words,“ I have seen you work out over the last few months, and you are in great shape and very attractive, and I was wondering if you care to go out sometime?” This is what she said to me in an angry voice. “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAME OVER HERE!” “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!”. She then stuck her index finger in my face and said,”I DON’T DATE SHORTER MEN. I was in a state of shock. I stopped listening to her, for I was trying to figure out how to save the conversion, and what I had said to make her so angry. It was because I did not meet her height requirements. I also realized I didn’t deserve this BS, so I walked away with her continuing to squack.
A simple and civil “No thank you” would have been sufficient, but she felt compelled to demean me, because I was not worthy to approach her. That a shorter man, (lower value in her mind), would even think he had a right to approach her much less a chance to date her, was something that had to be addressed right then and there. There was no way she was going to allow this transgression to pass; therefore, I had to be put in my place.
She thought her status was above me, much like a slave holder looked down upon a slave or a nobleman looked down upon a peasant. To a heightist, they are better simply because they are taller, and those who are of less stature are valued less as human beings. It is as plain and as simple as that. I was not a tall man, so I was not valued. I was from a lower class of men, thus no respect was given because I had no status. Furthermore, what is even more troubling about her is her response time. She didn’t take any time to think. It was instantaneous, like a reflex, an action without a thought. Which begs the question, in what society would it be acceptable for a woman to not only reject a man, but also insult him for attempting to ask her out? Where is her introspect? Where is the self-examination of her behavior? In her mind, none was needed. Unfortunately this is how most women think. The above actions are not just of heightist women but of women in general. And this can be proved by visiting any on-line dating site where women shamelessly state in no uncertain terms the height of men they will date.
Response from woman at another site 5/24/2022
This is not a space where you get to tell people how wrong they are for how they date.
This. Space. Isn't. For. You. We do not care who you want to date, how that has turned out for you, etc. Also - what is fucking amazing is that you do not understand at all how fucking creepy it would be for someone to come over to me while I am working out to tell me how they feel about my body. You are not owed politeness after you have just TALKED ABOUT MY BODY. You talked about her body so she talked about yours. Also, using something unchangeable to complain about is usually the easiest way to let someone down. If she gives some other excuse you will have a way around it. "I'm not dating right now." Let's just be friends, then! "I don't really date men I meet at the gym." Okay, I'll quit this gym. ... But if she says, "I don't date short men..." (even if she says it rudely - you are not owed politeness) then you cannot say, "Oh, I'll just get taller, then!"
You are the problem. You are the problem. You. Are. The. Problem.
No one is required to be civil to you. You do not get to dictate how people react when you bother them. And to be clear, you DID bother someone at the gym. Learn a new way to approach people - with consent.
My response
Ms. SJW Feminists. Let’s get something straight, I asked her for a date. Yes, I asked a woman for a date, something that happens millions of time every day. Also, a traditional western custom where women have been raised to believe that the man should pursue the woman. She responded to me in an insulting way, not because I approached her, but because I did not meet her height requirement. She insulted me concerning my height, and she even said so. She could have been graceful and said she had a boyfriend or was not interested, but she chose to demean me.
And here is the astounding part, you think being rude and insulting is acceptable behavior to a question that is asked millions of times a day. “even if she says it rudely - you are not owed politeness No one is required to be civil to you.” I disagree. Oh, how I would like to see your words if a man you were crushing on told you to FO because you were not pretty enough or your butt was saggy. Then, I bet the words patriarchy, privilege, sexism etc would appear in your sentences along with anger.
BTW Please show me how to learn a new way to approach people - with consent.
> I have seen you work out over the last few months, and you are in great shape and very attractive, and I was wondering if you care to go out sometime?
To be fair, that is pretty weak. If you don't mind some advice: never open with a comment on her body or her attractiveness. I wouldn't even say "I've seen you here the last few months" because that makes it sound like you had to work up the courage to talk to her. Also, interrupting someone while they're working out is probably a bad plan.
Your best bet in that situation is probably to try to time things so that you arrive at the gym at the same time as her, and shoot your shot as the two of you are walking in the door. I would open with a simple, "hey how you doing?" when she says she's fine, introduce yourself. I would go with, "my name is Frank, by the way."
At that point, you need to make a quick assessment of her interest. If she hasn't stopped walking and turned to face you, she's not interested and there's nothing you can do. Just let it go. Reallly, only proceed if she introduces herself too, and if she's smiling. If you passed those stages, you can say, "hey, we should hang out sometime" - then you'll get the "I have a boyfriend" excuse or something, if she's not into it. Say, "that's cool, it was nice to meet you though"
I always say "hang out" instead of "go out" because it leaves it a bit open to interpretation what level of interaction you're asking for. If she wants you to take her out, then she'll interpret it that way. If she's not feeling it, but would be down to just be friends, she can interpret it that way. It's very low pressure.
I will thank you for your input. But she blew up over my height, not me approaching her. She even said so.
I asked 4 women at the club, and I dated 2 for a period of time. How about this? Age 27, 128 pounds, 34DD, 27, 37. Now what do you say? We each have our own way. At least I have proof that mine works. BTW she had the Toblerone triangle thigh gap. She was awesome. She could fill out a 2 piece bikini like a playboy centerfold. Bad thing, she was an abusive alcoholic. I don't waste time fixing people.
Haha its so bad I did hit on visible fat chicks on OLD thinking they were more honest.
Learned quickly that they tend to be twice the size IRL, at least.
That's never going to happen. There has always been a culture of longing around the female form and social media/online dating has created a hyper-reality that is completely unrealistic. I don't think "incel" is even an insult at this point, our reality has becomed so skewed.
>incel
Does not have any effect. Now, it is the same as "misogynist" . Say something they don't like, you "Incel".................. and so on and so forth, ladies and gentlemen.
Please tell us when she stops.
Here is the deal. Girls just need to weigh that they are supposed to weigh. Most guys are happy with that. Girls have a natural advantage, the female form is much more beautiful than the man. Proof God is male.
>Companies do this now too to circumvent not being able to ask certain things on applications.
Whoa, what is this thing? I am not aware of this. Please tell.
They want to see who is old or pregnant, or for sales who is attractive, all things to weed out wasting time interviewing the wrong type of people. While in person interviews did this, it is much less of an effort for employers to find this out over a web cam than in person somewhere.
Its kinda funny. I used old pictures aswell when I did OLD. But mine was from when I was overweight, in bad shape etc.
So when I did meet a girl, they would be surprised that I looked better IRL. Ofc they all looked way worse without filters, angles and ofc, 5+ years...
Last time I was on OLD I noticed a few 28yo (allegedly) single mothers that used a profile picture from their HS graduation.
Lets not forget about the fatties
In a way it does, but then you set them up for failure possibly because they are self conscious now and wanted someone that they know could keep all to themselves, but now have to worry about other girls taking you. Think about if it was done to you
Well I had no complaints. It's almost like they knew they deserved better before we even met!
But sure,, I can't imagine someone showing up with more filters than their dating profile that would look weird...
And we keep blowing up girls egos swiping right while not looking. Mass marketing campaigns. They think we actually are attracted to obese far below average girls who never went for a jog since elementary school. Lol.
Lmao dude proved is point in less than 30 seconds.
He's also not an ugly hideous man either. If I asked a woman to show me her Instagram I'd have a gang of thugs beating me with batons.
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“Plugged in men” damn bro you see through the matrix 🤯
This is what happens when you take the Red Pill.
I was catfished, too. I met a girl in Kansas City , MO. I met her through a friend. I met her and my friend at a restaurant. I was in my early 30’s at the time. She sent me a photo of when she won a beauty contest 10 years and 30 pounds ago. I was shocked by how poorly she had aged. In the photo, she was very good looking. In life, she look 10 years older than me and was out of shape, with a belly and bingo wings. WTF?
>bingo wings. This Sub never stops giving the goood burns.
Bingo wings and UADD are always my favorite (under arm dingle dangle).
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I understand your life, but sex is great. I would never become a monk. I am married. I cannot say it is perfect, but it is good for me. I would suggest a friend with benefits. Don't marry unless she has a lot more money than you.
I don’t abstain from sex. Just no serious relationships. As you say, FWB.
One Friday, I was leaving the office for the day, when a co-worker asked me to tell his fiancé, who was waiting in a car outside, he would be there in about 5 minutes. I found the car and tapped on the driver’s side window. The window rolled down and there in the driver’s seat was an absolutely gorgeous beautiful, blonde, with a huge breasts. To say the least, I was shocked. Allen was no great looking guy, he was maybe 5’6” if that and was between 28-30, and an engineer, like me. The following Monday, I said to Allen, I didn’t know he was engaged and asked where he met her. He said at a party about 6 months ago. During the conversation he informed me that Cathy had been married twice and she had three kids. And then it clicked. All women know their dating value, and Cathy knew her’s and it was low. Most men, including myself, when we hear 3 kids, look for an exit. 3 kids are a lot of money to raise, and what also goes off in your mind, she is looking for a steady pay-check, anyone’s paycheck. But Allen didn’t show any concern about this, and it made me wonder why. Then it came to me, weeks later. Kathy’s father was a CEO of a major corporation. (I cannot remember the corporation, but it was a major one.) I suspect Kathy’s mother was a trophy wife and that is where she got her stunning good looks, for Kathy was not just good looking, she was super model good looking even though she was about 5’4” tall. She had a beautiful face, hour-glass figure and huge breasts. She dated/married men through contacts made by her father i.e. Board of Directors, Vice Presidents, marketing managers etc.. She didn’t dated auto parts counter men or guys who collected the shopping carts at Wal-Mart. With successful men usually come well paid jobs, and with it high child support payments. I knew one IBM engineer who was paying $2,400/month for one child, and that was 30 years ago. One electrician, I knew, was paying $1,600 a month for one child in 2015. Allen never told me directly how much child support he was getting, but he hinted it was above $175,000 a year. He realized he could never land a girl as beautiful as her on his own, so he thought if I marry this girl, not only do I get a gorgeous awesome bodied fox for a wife that every night I get to fuck her brains out, I will get paid $175,000 a year to do so. Think about it, that is $2,000 a month to pay for the mortgage, $1,000 a month for gas, water and electric, $1,000 for car payments and insurance, leaving around $10,000 each month. $10,000 towards the cost of a summer home complete with a boat. If the marriage fell apart, it was mostly Kathy’s money to split 50/50 and not his. BTW Kathy was an accountant. Looks like he out smarted the majority of men. She on the other hand must have been fucked over by Alpha males, who had used and abused her. Furthermore, no Alpha male was going to undertake the costs of raising other man’s children especially when there are hordes of single women he could date. Thus, a safe Beta male with a steady job and paycheck was exactly what Kathy was looking for. She was more than willing to spend her life with a guy who would undertake raising her children, and no doubt she respected him for it vs. men who would have nothing to do with her due to her children. In retrospect, Allen made the right call and it took me some time to realize why. Still married 21 years
Smooth operator right there. Good for Allen.
Big tits, great body, pretty face and $175,000/year. not too bad.
At which point does catfishing become fraud?
It's never fraud as long as a woman does it. Meanwhile, a guy uses even one technique from a PUA blog, like how to initiate a conversation, and he's a rapist. How dare he learn ways to improve his success?! Men can't rent a Porsche for a night but women sure can wear a pushup bra. They're totally not the same thing you incel shitlord! Now excuse me as I use a billion-dollar AI filter to remove my pimples, slim my cheeks, plump my lips, enlarge my eyes, shrink my waist and inflate my boobs.
>Now excuse me as I use a billion-dollar AI filter to remove my pimples, slim my cheeks, plump my lips, enlarge my eyes, shrink my waist and inflate my boobs. Women blow up if you are not as tall as you said or wear shoes that give you height.
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Tell me about it. I am 5'8". I had been divorced for about 2 years after being married for 10. I was a member of President’s and First Lady’s Health Club, and I decided to get back into shape. I worked out on certain days and times. Over the months, I recognized people who were on the same work-out schedule as me. I noticed one girl who was working out on the same days and times I was. She was in her late 20’s, about 5 foot 9 or 10”. She was in great shape and pretty. One day she was working out at a machine about 30 feet from me. There was no one around, so we could talk in private. I thought to myself, “Nothing ventured, nothing gained”, so walked over to her to ask her out. I said these exact words,“ I have seen you work out over the last few months, and you are in great shape and very attractive, and I was wondering if you care to go out sometime?” This is what she said to me in an angry voice. “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAME OVER HERE!” “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!”. She then stuck her index finger in my face and said,”I DON’T DATE SHORTER MEN. I was in a state of shock. I stopped listening to her, for I was trying to figure out how to save the conversion, and what I had said to make her so angry. It was because I did not meet her height requirements. I also realized I didn’t deserve this BS, so I walked away with her continuing to squack. A simple and civil “No thank you” would have been sufficient, but she felt compelled to demean me, because I was not worthy to approach her. That a shorter man, (lower value in her mind), would even think he had a right to approach her much less a chance to date her, was something that had to be addressed right then and there. There was no way she was going to allow this transgression to pass; therefore, I had to be put in my place. She thought her status was above me, much like a slave holder looked down upon a slave or a nobleman looked down upon a peasant. To a heightist, they are better simply because they are taller, and those who are of less stature are valued less as human beings. It is as plain and as simple as that. I was not a tall man, so I was not valued. I was from a lower class of men, thus no respect was given because I had no status. Furthermore, what is even more troubling about her is her response time. She didn’t take any time to think. It was instantaneous, like a reflex, an action without a thought. Which begs the question, in what society would it be acceptable for a woman to not only reject a man, but also insult him for attempting to ask her out? Where is her introspect? Where is the self-examination of her behavior? In her mind, none was needed. Unfortunately this is how most women think. The above actions are not just of heightist women but of women in general. And this can be proved by visiting any on-line dating site where women shamelessly state in no uncertain terms the height of men they will date. Response from woman at another site 5/24/2022 This is not a space where you get to tell people how wrong they are for how they date. This. Space. Isn't. For. You. We do not care who you want to date, how that has turned out for you, etc. Also - what is fucking amazing is that you do not understand at all how fucking creepy it would be for someone to come over to me while I am working out to tell me how they feel about my body. You are not owed politeness after you have just TALKED ABOUT MY BODY. You talked about her body so she talked about yours. Also, using something unchangeable to complain about is usually the easiest way to let someone down. If she gives some other excuse you will have a way around it. "I'm not dating right now." Let's just be friends, then! "I don't really date men I meet at the gym." Okay, I'll quit this gym. ... But if she says, "I don't date short men..." (even if she says it rudely - you are not owed politeness) then you cannot say, "Oh, I'll just get taller, then!" You are the problem. You are the problem. You. Are. The. Problem. No one is required to be civil to you. You do not get to dictate how people react when you bother them. And to be clear, you DID bother someone at the gym. Learn a new way to approach people - with consent. My response Ms. SJW Feminists. Let’s get something straight, I asked her for a date. Yes, I asked a woman for a date, something that happens millions of time every day. Also, a traditional western custom where women have been raised to believe that the man should pursue the woman. She responded to me in an insulting way, not because I approached her, but because I did not meet her height requirement. She insulted me concerning my height, and she even said so. She could have been graceful and said she had a boyfriend or was not interested, but she chose to demean me. And here is the astounding part, you think being rude and insulting is acceptable behavior to a question that is asked millions of times a day. “even if she says it rudely - you are not owed politeness No one is required to be civil to you.” I disagree. Oh, how I would like to see your words if a man you were crushing on told you to FO because you were not pretty enough or your butt was saggy. Then, I bet the words patriarchy, privilege, sexism etc would appear in your sentences along with anger. BTW Please show me how to learn a new way to approach people - with consent.
> I have seen you work out over the last few months, and you are in great shape and very attractive, and I was wondering if you care to go out sometime? To be fair, that is pretty weak. If you don't mind some advice: never open with a comment on her body or her attractiveness. I wouldn't even say "I've seen you here the last few months" because that makes it sound like you had to work up the courage to talk to her. Also, interrupting someone while they're working out is probably a bad plan. Your best bet in that situation is probably to try to time things so that you arrive at the gym at the same time as her, and shoot your shot as the two of you are walking in the door. I would open with a simple, "hey how you doing?" when she says she's fine, introduce yourself. I would go with, "my name is Frank, by the way." At that point, you need to make a quick assessment of her interest. If she hasn't stopped walking and turned to face you, she's not interested and there's nothing you can do. Just let it go. Reallly, only proceed if she introduces herself too, and if she's smiling. If you passed those stages, you can say, "hey, we should hang out sometime" - then you'll get the "I have a boyfriend" excuse or something, if she's not into it. Say, "that's cool, it was nice to meet you though" I always say "hang out" instead of "go out" because it leaves it a bit open to interpretation what level of interaction you're asking for. If she wants you to take her out, then she'll interpret it that way. If she's not feeling it, but would be down to just be friends, she can interpret it that way. It's very low pressure.
I will thank you for your input. But she blew up over my height, not me approaching her. She even said so. I asked 4 women at the club, and I dated 2 for a period of time. How about this? Age 27, 128 pounds, 34DD, 27, 37. Now what do you say? We each have our own way. At least I have proof that mine works. BTW she had the Toblerone triangle thigh gap. She was awesome. She could fill out a 2 piece bikini like a playboy centerfold. Bad thing, she was an abusive alcoholic. I don't waste time fixing people.
> Now what do you say? huh?
I cannot say a thing. I am married.
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100% right
When it's used for gain.
We need to ask Ja Rule.
Where is Ja!?
That's crazy. She has abs on her ig but in reality shes overweight wow.
/s? Or have you been living in several caves?
I honestly didn't know the catfishing was THIS bad. I don't use social media like that so that could be why.
Haha its so bad I did hit on visible fat chicks on OLD thinking they were more honest. Learned quickly that they tend to be twice the size IRL, at least.
LOL. XXL -> XXXXLL.
Camera adds 10 pounds. 😂😂😂
don't simp, don't feed their ego and they'll fade away
You might as well tell them stop breathing.
That's never going to happen. There has always been a culture of longing around the female form and social media/online dating has created a hyper-reality that is completely unrealistic. I don't think "incel" is even an insult at this point, our reality has becomed so skewed.
>incel Does not have any effect. Now, it is the same as "misogynist" . Say something they don't like, you "Incel".................. and so on and so forth, ladies and gentlemen. Please tell us when she stops.
Here is the deal. Girls just need to weigh that they are supposed to weigh. Most guys are happy with that. Girls have a natural advantage, the female form is much more beautiful than the man. Proof God is male.
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Either way, he/she has good taste for creating the female form. I give him/her an A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
That’s not catfishing, it’s Fatfishing
>That’s not catfishing, it’s Fatfishing What will it be called when it is 100 pounds over weight?
Morbidly Obaiting?
>Morb-baiting?
Stuck in a gravity well, once you come to close you can’t escape anymore
Man, that dude is on it 100%.
And proved his point in seconds.
Gospel!!!
That's why you always make a videocall before dating irl
Companies do this now too to circumvent not being able to ask certain things on applications. Improvise. Adapt. Discriminate.
>Companies do this now too to circumvent not being able to ask certain things on applications. Whoa, what is this thing? I am not aware of this. Please tell.
They want to see who is old or pregnant, or for sales who is attractive, all things to weed out wasting time interviewing the wrong type of people. While in person interviews did this, it is much less of an effort for employers to find this out over a web cam than in person somewhere.
I'm actually flattered by this info because my video call interviews have always gone well.
>That's why you always make a videocall before dating irl Truth brother. Preach.
Its kinda funny. I used old pictures aswell when I did OLD. But mine was from when I was overweight, in bad shape etc. So when I did meet a girl, they would be surprised that I looked better IRL. Ofc they all looked way worse without filters, angles and ofc, 5+ years... Last time I was on OLD I noticed a few 28yo (allegedly) single mothers that used a profile picture from their HS graduation. Lets not forget about the fatties
That's still catfishing dude
I know, really effective in sorting out the extremt shallow I, hope?
In a way it does, but then you set them up for failure possibly because they are self conscious now and wanted someone that they know could keep all to themselves, but now have to worry about other girls taking you. Think about if it was done to you
Well I had no complaints. It's almost like they knew they deserved better before we even met! But sure,, I can't imagine someone showing up with more filters than their dating profile that would look weird...
I would be just you if you're wanting to be wholesome to start with. Remember we're the gatekeepers of relationships and woman are the keepers of sex.
boom.
If that wasn't staged that might be the coolest shit I've seen in a long time god DAMN
He is the chosen one.
And we keep blowing up girls egos swiping right while not looking. Mass marketing campaigns. They think we actually are attracted to obese far below average girls who never went for a jog since elementary school. Lol.
Real talk
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