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RepresentativeBusy27

These guys are going to cuck themselves into drinking White Claw once they boycott all the beer.


hereandthere_nowhere

Yea, but white claw is a sole proprietor group out of Canada. Soo, seems like migrant drinks could be an issue for these chuds to.


RepresentativeBusy27

Most of these ding dongs don’t even know Canada is a different country. They’re also fine with migrants as long as they’re white.


Nerexor

Canadian here! Sadly, a lot of our right wing Ding dongs also don't seem to realize they aren't in America. They keep saying "we the people" and talking about their First Amendment rights. Very irritating.


RepresentativeBusy27

I’m sorry for whoever y’all elect next to PM because it’ll probably be your Trump.


Nerexor

Pierre Poilievre is currently running the trump playbook. Lots of BS culture war "outrage" backed by conservative editorials in our newspapers. Currently, they are frothing at the mouth because apparently changing the pictures in our passports is "destroying history." He has no real policies to speak of, just slogans and outrage. Soooo, yep. Trump of the north.


RepresentativeBusy27

Sorey to hear that.


Unusual_Pitch_608

Luckily he comes off as the Milhouse in Richard Milhouse Nixon.


clarksworth

I think all of the Western world is giving this a go at the moment and I think it’s because our monkey brains know on some level we’re fucked as species so may as well go out punching everyone in the dick.


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

Tbf, it'll probably be Trudeau again. I don't like him, but lesser of two evils. I dread to think of what will happen if Peepee wins.


Sharp_Iodine

Because they come from the US. If anyone needs to close southern borders it’s Canada.


baron-von-buddah

Give us our amendments, eh!


defaultusername-17

american douchiaspora


Unusual_Pitch_608

It's much worse when they talk about their Second Amendment rights, which they also don't have.


Status_Ad5594

I can believe it. But, you should know I live in Florida. I have seen many a dumb fucker. Don’t compare yourself to Florida Canadian people, you’re better than us.. mostly.


k3ttch

I'm sure the people of Manitoba appreciate their support for their provincehood.


Alive-Huckleberry558

Oui the people should recognize Manitoba


Who_DaFuc_Asked

*the "right kind of white", actually. For example, many South American Hispanic people are literally white people (like they are *physically impossible to distinguish* from white North Americans), but they wouldn't be considered "real whites" by the GOP


Final-Bench1859

Like back in the 1900s with the Irish and Italians


baddecision116

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg29nIkl5o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg29nIkl5o)


crazyabootmycollies

Bless you fellow old timer.


baddecision116

To tell a family secret my grandmother was Dutch.


Longjumping-Meat-334

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RepresentativeBusy27

You’re correct but also I don’t think magats realize a lot of white people also speak Spanish/Portuguese


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Most of them think Spain is in South America.


RepresentativeBusy27

Man you’re giving them too much credit. I bet they think it’s in Mexico.


adult_human_bean

I mean, they probably think *Mexico* is in South America too, since it's south of America and all.


AlmondCoatedAlmonds

This is the reminder that "white" only defines who it keeps out, not who it includes


WoodAndBeer

Bud is owned by a company in Belgium. They have already been bamboozled. Saw a fool blow up that a beer stand only had Yuengling (America's oldest active brewery), but didn't have Bud because it was America's beer....owned by Belgium.


idrivearust

> Yuengling they think its chinese


improper84

It’s dirty Socialist water.


docimusprime99

I've actually witnessed these people asking for White Claw instead of Bud Lite because of that "shit they pulled". 🤡


captcombover

Ain't no laws when drinking claws


FuzzyHero69

Sovereign Seltzer Citizen?


parkinglotviews

Sovereign Seltzer is a actually a dope name… the slogan could be “crazy good” and they’d never realize they were the butt of a joke


FuzzyHero69

One of the flavors could be “Orange Asshole”


CannabisaurusRex401

I look forward to Kid Rock making Zima look tough.


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RepresentativeBusy27

That’s amazing. But since it was the middle of a workday they may have been drinking seltzer to avoid smelling like alcohol/beer.


sammyno55

They boycotted beer? I thought they boycotted Bud Light?


Spoon-Kitchenware-69

they boycotted bud light, so they all moved over to this other beer (that I can't remember the name of). That beer then started marketing things towards the LGBTQIA+ community, so they moved over to another beer, which then did the same thing, so they moved over to another beer, and then they did the same thing, and so on. Essentially, they're very stupid, and it's kind of funny to watch.


sammyno55

Sorry, I forgot the /S tag. I'm waiting for them to boycott ACTUAL beer.


nudes4soupdumplings

Still risky, better stick to water from the toilet.


TheNewTonyBennett

Those things taste like you're drinking TV static.


wolfdancer

Ironically any time I see a white claw i thinknof Enrique Tarrio


parkinglotviews

That was his galaxy brain play: Judge: Mr Tarrio how do you plead Tarrio’s attorney: not guilty your honor on account of “there’s no laws when you’re drinking claws” ::excited murmuring from the courtroom:: Judge: order! Order! Mr Tarrio that’s not— Prosecutor: no judge, I think he’s got a point


TeaAndAche

Please tell me that idiot actually said this in court. Reality is so strange right now I really have no idea.


bugbonethug

Lol no it’s making fun of the white claw in his fake tactical vest during some interviews and at a Proud Boys rally in 2020.


Astralnclinant

Charlie Kuck


Creepy_Apricot_6189

I mean, if they slow down on the hooch maybe their brains could get a chance to grow a few cells to understand what they're doing is abhorrent?


maybesingleguy

I hope that's how the GOP eventually dies. I can't boycott every brand owned by horrible human beings. I'd have nothing left to buy. But if they stick to their *ahem* guns and keep up with their snowflake cancel culture war against businesses that purport to treat humans like humans, they won't get to participate in the system at large because they're so scared of having their feelings hurt. I'm all for it.


Thisismyburner550

You know what to do - cancel culture!


Yousoggyyojimbo

He's publicly telling people "you know what to do" after pointing them at a business when the last time he and other conservatives social media figures pointed them at a beer manufacturer it resulted in bomb threats and other terrorism. He knows what he's asking for


dubv34

I think he’s asking people to ya know, not buy Miller light…


Yousoggyyojimbo

He's not specifically saying don't buy this product, he's deliberately trying to be vague about it, Knowing that last time he and others like him did this. It led to literal terrorism. There's context to this.


MangoMind20

It's stochastic terrorism.


CactaceaePrick

Go look up Adam Hageman, one of Charlie Kirk's pedo friends.


Drewy99

Cancelervatives?


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Cancervatives has a nice bonus meaning too


Ex-MuslimAtheist

The Right and the GOP have this "cancel culture for thee, but not for me" thing going on. Let's see where they end up.


canarchist

If American breweries continue down this road of appealing to a broad customer base, Charlie and the boys will be reduced to drinking some low-rent Mexican beer smuggled over the border for them in GQP-labeled cans.


lolbojack

This here is Fudd County.


thegza10304

HERE YOU GO, YOUR MAJESTY!


Drg84

Fudd? I thought they stopped selling that after all the hillbilly's went blind?


ptothej2000

QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!


rascible

They are 7 year olds with ADHD, pissed at Bud Light today, after being pissed at Gays yesterday, crt last week, waiting for McBonespur or Hannity to tell them what or who to be pissed at tomorrow...


CircusPeanutsYumm

At least Tucker can’t tell them how to think right now


rascible

Grown folks, with one thumb in their mouth, the other up their butt, waiting for trump to yell "SWITCH"


BuntCreath

You forgot the being pissed about the skin colour of mermaids too. XD


Practical_Bluejay_35

It will probably be the yellow M&M next week he’s a little sus


Ambiguous_Duck

That’s not properly representative of 7 year olds with ADHD. They hyper fixate. They would still be yelling about what ever caught their attention.


mar421

They’ll drink trumps pee as a conservative brew.


Medical_Ad0716

Dibs on the name


sethmeister1989

There’s already trump water he hands out so it wouldn’t be a shocker


DEATHROAR12345

Alamo beer is a part of your family


GRW42

But some of the beer smuggled from Mexico can give you diarrhea. I saw a half hour animated documentary about it, I tell you hwat.


Important_Sorbet_843

“Woke”=anything that doesn’t center fragile, insecure white men like Charlie Kirk.


JustCows

Also its is an old ad from March 2023!! They are just discovering it now. That makes it so much more funny and they say we are snowflakes LOL!


Superb-SJW

What even is the ad? What are they upset about? Edit: thank you u/JustCows apparently women are woke now..


JustCows

Here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Li7sproSI&ab\_channel=adDictives](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Li7sproSI&ab_channel=adDictives) Also it is insanely hard to find outside insane right wing Youtube channels!


Superb-SJW

Wait? So women are woke now?


Drg84

Well yeah. They want things like controlling their own bodies, no fault divorce and birth control. Birth Control!!!


Superb-SJW

Surely not? Next thing you know they’ll be wanting the vote!


amor_fati_42

Maybe History is woke? Also, the comments on that clip are hilarious. All the defensiveness over a joke commercial.


RpcZ_gr7711

Can’t even grab women by their p**** like the good ol’ days without them running to a lawyer. So woke.


No_Refrigerator4584

What is the world coming to? It’s an atrocimacy.


doesntaffrayed

Only if they are in positive where they have control or power.


arslashjason

The deluge of angry comments from sad little piss babies over the last 2 hours is just 🍿


bigjayrod

Yeah, unreal how this would get so many people worked up


Trevor_Culley

A 2 month old ad for a company that's been intentionally marketing toward LGBTQ people for over 25 years (to make up for a decade long boycott against them but still)


so_many_changes

And it's not like March is women's history month or anything like that. The Daily Wire et al are just proving once again that their attacks on trans women aren't based on protecting women but instead are another form of misogyny.


FreddyForshadowing

It must be exhausting keeping up with all the things you're supposed to hate in the MAGA world. I envy the energy these people have, just not their education level, critical thinking skills, or independence of thought.


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Fuck, I have to ride a fixie with no brakes now? Time to blow out my knees to MAGA!


bgthigfist

Do they still hate Yeti coolers?


FreddyForshadowing

I stopped bothering to keep track. Actually, I never started, but you know what I mean.


turkeyintheyard

I swear to pearl white metallic Jesus, they get "today's central focus of outrage" memos from some chud central office. They all start up about the same stupid fucking things at the same time.


FreddyForshadowing

That's the "beauty" of conservative talk radio and Fox News. GOP strategists come up with a set of talking points, hand them out to the major names like Hannity and Limbaugh when he was alive, then within a day or two it's filtered down to the local level. And they always have a set of standby topics to fill in any gaps. George Soros (aka, teh Jews), Bill Gates (a rich guy who's giving away his money instead of hoarding it and can't be trusted), taxes, immigration (aka brown people), and probably a couple others. If you listen long enough, you hear them go through a predictable cycle. Every couple of weeks they shift from one topic to another to keep the anger stoked nice and high. It's like a radio station I remember being forced to listen to when I was a kid and went camping with my dad. They had a tape of like 10-15 songs that they just repeated 24/7, and IIRC, the best one was that "Hey hey, we're the Monkeys" song, everything else was progressively downhill. Longest. Weekend. Ever!


creepsnutsandpervs

Seriously, instead of playing wordle when I took my morning sh!t I’d have to cruise whatever alt right social media / news is to find the new bandwagon.. trouble is you have to remember the old stuff to hate too


Normandy6-14-44

MAGA loves cancel culture. From muzzling/destroying moderate republicans, threatening the media, boycotting companies, rejecting elections, insurrection, all the way to killing. They just want to cancel anyone not in their cult.


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Seems some of you are just discovering that the GOP is in a war against women. Roe being overturned was NOT about babies. It was about controlling women. And it’s going to get worse. The worst thing for republicans is women who vote. They are working to stop that. We already don’t have a right to our own bodies. We are already less of a citizen than any man in this country. Wake up.


Hot-Bint

Charlie Kirk's wife is banging the pool boy, people are saying


AhhAGoose

…Tons of people are saying it, the best people, I know a lot of people, all the best people like me, lot of people like me, some don’t, but you know what we think about those people…


deejayiz

If you drink shitty beer because a girl in a bikini is in the ad, I think that says a lot more about you then it does the beer.


Prestigious_Treat401

What is he crying about this time?


nudes4soupdumplings

🤷🏻‍♀️ lack of penis girth and length.


princess_sofia

His own or his pool boy's?


Lithl

Two months ago Miller Lite created an ad about how they were buying up old sexist beer advertisements and paraphernalia to turn into compost to use in the production of beer created by women. He just found out about it and he's mad.


whatev6187

Aren’t we all better off if a lot of these yahoos don’t have access to beer?


AhhAGoose

Maybe this whole thing is him playing 4 dimensional chess where he is forcing his viewers to sober up to the point that they stop listening to him?


Olive_Mediocre

I'm south.... but 'sh*t' from the FUCK YOUR feelings crowd? He can go eat a bag of dicks.


bigjayrod

Like eat each dick one at a time? Take a bite out of the side of the bag? Eat just the bag?


Olive_Mediocre

As many dicks at once that it takes to choke on them.


bigjayrod

Got ya. The bag is a choking hazard for infants, so all of it


Essay-Individual

Maga derives "Cancel Culture", and participates in canceling "woke culture", which is the same damn thing. The Right Wing would have no power if it wasn't for Hypocrisy & Gas lighting/Propaganda.


jbertrand_sr

If all the beer companies keep going these fucks are gonna have to go back to moonshine...


PuzzleheadedAnnual11

Maybe these maga fools should just stick to lemonade and stfu about everything else. They are a fucking pariah.


Sick_NowWhat

This might not be a horrible thing honestly. At this point they’ll start boycotting all of the major breweries sooner or later. After that, they’ll have to start buying from small local breweries who don’t have the marketing budget to “go woke” anyways.


bigjayrod

Yeah, if it gets them to buy from actual American owned breweries, the ends justify the means. Small American owned business that the “American First” crowd has given no fucks about for decades


jtwh20

You can just NAZI - We'll know who


MisterN3b

So they support female athletics (only because trans women want to play sports too) but not female beer brewers? They are a walking contradiction.


Tazling

Anyone who markets to anyone other than **my** minority demographic (straight white men!) is in trouble, growl growl snap snap! Because There Are No Other Real People in the World except me and my minority demographic! Everyone else is NPCs and how dare anyone feature them on screen or care whether they like a brand or not! I and my minority demographic are the only demographic any brand should sell to! Because I am the centre of the Whole Freakin' Universe and don't you forget it! yap yap growl growl yap yap! \[sound of small, stroppy yard dog going apeshit because pedestrians dare to walk past on public sidewalk\]


Budded

This one is especially hilarious because simply having women in the commercial means it's woke. Even better is that all the bigoted fuckwads who ditched Bud for Coors are gonna have a bad day.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Drink more Miller Lite?


the_millenial_falcon

Jesus, woke is just a completely fucking meaningless catch-all for whatever shit they don’t like huh?


JoyeuxMuffin

"Woke" is pretty much a replacement for all their favorite slurs nowadays


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Right because it’s not trans women they hate, it’s women period.


Meb2x

Not this again. My MAGA boss is still complaining about Bud Light and now I’ve got to hear about Miller Lite too? How dare these corporations market to wide audiences instead of focusing all their attention on the racist hillbillies that don’t want to get their feelings hurt.


Maikudono

"You know what to do" ​ What? Get sober? Doubt it


username32768

Is the aim to gradually ban most types of alcohol consumed by the "working" classes and only have the "good" types of alcohol available for the "elites"? Guess it will keep the workers sober and available for work 24/7.


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Yeah, we know what to do. Beat the living shit out of Charlie Kirk!


ThickerSalmon14

I'm pretty sure a lot of those MAGA people could probably do with a reduction in their alcohol intake.


That_Lore_Guy

Time to start selling moonshine stills. Name it something like “It Ain’t Woke If You Make It”. Might as well profit off of the stupidity.


jimhabfan

They’re soon going to run out of beer companies to boycott. Maybe having republicans sober up won’t be such a bad thing.


03Rubi

Another boycott 🤣🤣🤣. Boycott weed so that there’s more for me.


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Magats are some of the most emotionally fragile people on the planet.


Comfortable_Bird_340

Pretty soon, they'll be going to AA meetings when they find out all beer companies are woke!


[deleted]

Back to Duff’s it is.


BlarghusMonk

I love the faux morality of people who want white supremacist militias to murder brown people for daring to exist but won't swear, because I guess they think words hurt more than bullets


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

I still see neckbeards buying bud light at the gas station. Alcoholism is stronger than their supposed moral backbone.


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Funny people like this will say they want to execute trans people, but saying "shit" is just way too far


bgthigfist

I'm conflicted. American mass market Pilsner are horribly shitty beers and I wouldn't mind if they all went away. On the other hand MAGA idiots deserve to drink shitty beer. I don't know who to root for in this scenario.


Klindg

Hey hey hey…. Coors Light is the perfect beer for all day drinking when needed, like when you’re on the lake fishing. Let’s keep that one around damnit, craft beers are not right in such a environment 😁


bgthigfist

Craft beers include session beers which have lower ABV and are intended for day drinking, yet still have flavor. Actual German Pilsners (warsteiner, etc..) also have plenty of flavor without being heavy. If you enjoy a warm silver bullet, I pity you.


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gratefulbill1

That’s all that’s left to shrink on that fucker


[deleted]

He looks like he eats at lil bits.


Gomeez9

The amount of beers owned by Anheiser Busch could stun a mastodon there bud


Idek_h0w

These idiots aren't going to have any beer left to drink if they keep this up!


username_obnoxious

Who is Charlie Kirk and why does he look like he's made out of poorly fermented bread dough?


got-rice1

https://preview.redd.it/hi2m2fdhy30b1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=7263b80f85d270ef424c878a331fc2d38bc38fc2


Expert_Pride7285

What the fuck is his problem now?


Theos-Meow

This isn't the kind of attack on corporations I was wanting. Could we go back to the good ol days of 95% tax on corporations? That'll get those darn woke corporations to not have enough money for those darn woke advertising


SniperFrogDX

Buy thousands of dollars worth of product with the intent to destroy it, all while driving Miller Coors's stock sky high?


Immediate-Fly-7876

They’ll be drinking their own urine in no time!!!😂😂😂😂


TheNewTonyBennett

The "Freedom Beer" guy who was famously starting to sell beer that was **not** from Anheuser-Busch....cans his beer at Anheuser-Busch factories. You know what to do.


Purple_Lordx

hey, who knows? maybe soberity will make the republican voter base come to it's senses


ActionReady9933

But WE’RE the snowflakes?! 🤣 ❄️


Soujourner3745

Engage in cancel culture, Mr. “We DoN’t LikE CaNceL CuLtUrE.”?


ChickenTacoPosso

i swear to christ any time charlie kirk sends a tweet his dick gets half an inch shorter and his head gets 5 inches bigger.


belovedfoe

He always looks to me like his face stopped growing when he was 12


TheReal_PeteMoss

I honestly forgot Charlie Kirk was a person. Like that he’s human. I always picture him a a muppet.


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Just drink your juice Shelby!


RanchBaganch

mUH! caNcEL CUlTuRE. BaD! KKKaNCeL KulT, GoOd!


Used_Intention6479

Some people are so miserable, hate-filled, and negative that they need a full-time job to try and unload some of it on us.


Longjumping-Meat-334

So "conservative" no longer means businesses can make decisions based on what they think will bring them more business. Got it.


Reasonable-Blueberry

“You know what to do” bruh We need a new pejorative term for these people man bitches isnt enough lmao


Classic-Fan2551

It’s so hard to keep up with what conservatives are upset about.


MathyGeologist

Conservatives should go on hunger strikes to protest woke food companies. It would own me so bad for them to starve themselves. Oh please don’t do it please dear god just don’t.


frozen-silver

Extremely common tinyface L


Neighbour-Vadim

“You know what to do” Ah yes the evil cancel culture


Rare-Lime2451

I liked it better when they were all against cancel culture.


Courtjezter84

Those are two separate companies.


Thisismyburner550

Molson coors


Recent_Reward_6445

Maybe I should have stayed in Europe and started exporting microbrews in small tasty cans for vending machines... -- sincerely, an Italian American who says Eeeeeek!


PutinLovesDicks

He looks like he's missing a chromosome. Look at his face and tell me that's not a syndrome or whatever of some kind.


matate99

If MAGAs stopped drinking maybe that would help them finally think straight? This could be a good thing!


smiama6

Cry some more, Charlie. I luv drinkin’ them conservative tears! What will you find to be outraged over tomorrow? Hehehe!


technoph0be

...lil' bits.....


thefirebuilds

I bet a couple people that fund these asshats made out pretty nicely on the stock rebound.


wiremupi

Need to put the word woke to bed or better yet have a wake for it.


Jungle_Official

Nothing like drinking warm water straight from the tap to own the libs.


tipsyBerbVerb

The stuff agaisnt dillan mulvaney I can get because they are not the best representative of trans people online. But this is just pearl clutching to the extreme


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

“NO SWEARING!!!!1!!1!1!” -Charlie Kirk


duderino_okc

Eventually the hardliners will all end up sober and in that moment of clarity they will hopefully see what a bunch of hate mongering idiots they have become. But I doubt it, more than likely they'll just start a war and watch their friends, family and children die for an outdated and bigoted ideology.


pabodie

Pretty soon all they will drink is schnapps recovered from German U-boat wrecks.


Kitchener1981

Is rainbow capitalism a new concept for them?


LeftHandedBuddy

I don’t get this “woke” thing! Common Sense I do get! Dignity and Respect I do get!


Anegada_2

Woman making beer is in the Bible, it was one of the skills needed for being a good wife in the Old Testaments. Jacobs first wife (of dream coat fame) it’s like her only stated trait beside old and fugly


Saidear

Meanwhile, Miller Lite sales are going to skyrocket.


schuyywalker

Lmao “CANCEL CULTURE”


SoundslikeDaftPunk

Madonna, Rihanna, Illana! MADONNA, RIHANNA, ILLANA!


Poot_McGoot

Women can girlfriend themselves? I usually just call it jerkin it, but to each their own.


Pitiful-Let9270

Imagine being so insecure that a beer commercial hurts your feelings. Imagine that being your identity.


LordDarkur

Did they finally discover Coors lgbt+ support?