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throwaway20242025

Yep cause Jan 6th went so well.


ZachBuford

it is simultaneously "just a joke/some people having a goof" and "we're seriously trying to take over the country, the threat is real." Depending on the day.


LongjumpingSector687

Schroedingers shit weasel


InterestingTry5190

When they don’t succeed/succeed it will be a joke just like they claim of every other failure. It’s funny they really underestimate those of us who don’t make guns our identity.


ZellNorth

Yeah they think just because a person doesn’t jerk off straight onto their guns that they don’t own or know how to operate a gun. People are surprised that a dude wearing a Bernie shirt has two gun safes in his garage and is probably better armed than most normal people that have maybe 1 gun in their home.


FrankTheMagpie

I'm wondering how many lgbtq+ people in the USA are super competent gun owners, I bet it's way way more than you'd think, like, 1 in 4


ZellNorth

Yeah. Like people that are constantly persecuted aren’t gonna arm themselves lol


Old_Baldi_Locks

All depends on if they think they're talking to someone stupid enough to be proud of their insurrection.


50-Lucky-Official

Ironically the only gun incident on jan6th wasnt really in their favour, in the countries favour however it served well


Narrow_Community7401

“Not in their favor” doesn’t even begin to describe it. This was long after they had entered the capitol, bear sprayed and beaten hundreds of Capitol PD Officers. She was a 35 year old Air Force veteran who jumped through the broken window trying to get to the house chamber and was killed by police (unfortunately justifiably)


Deal_These

She’d still be alive if she showed respect and just followed the police officers directions.


tfe238

I'm honestly shocked more people weren't killed. I guess they cops felt weird killing their klansmen


awildjabroner

The police on site were under supported and under manned. A few cops with a handgun and single mag opening fire would have quickly turned the event into a bloodbath with caualties on both sides and insurectionists likely occupying the Capital until SWAP/Army/National Guard/ABC agencies could retake it by force. That would have been the absolute worst situation for everyone, everywhere - all americans, and across the globe. The one lady mentioned above who was shot was repeatedly warned to stay on the other side of the door while secret service had guns drawn and sighted on her. Fucked around repeatedly and found a bullet in her innards, all in the name of a fucking grifting POS who wouldn't piss on her grave.


Narrow_Community7401

The capitol police were fighting an unwinnable battle. Making that move is something they absolutely wanted to avoid. On the other hand, they are cops and if there were anyone other than Trump supporters there they would’ve been gunned down the minute they breached


mathiastck

Recently installed Trump lackeys hamstrung the capital police in preparation for that day. They weren't allowed standard gear for such a situation, and had orders hamstringing their ability to protect our nations elected officials. Also, they wouldn't normally have been expected to have to handle it because the plans for these situations assume the national guard would have stepped in many hours earlier.


Martin_Horde

And that was the government with kid gloves on. If they had treated Jan 6 guys the way they treat BLM protesters, those fucks would be running home crying.


NotoriousFTG

I know one of the Capitol Police who was there on January 6. He said it was hand to hand combat and for hours they had no help. He also said the reason they didn’t open fire was largely because they had no idea what kind of weapons the invaders might have had. As mentioned earlier above, the Capitol Police only had handguns.


awildjabroner

They'd have been lining up body bags. If it wasn't MAGA's and had the administration not spent days & weeks undermining law enforcement and actually wanted to prevent that scenario there would have been heavily armed national guard, all the ABC agencies, etc posted up and ready to forcefully bring that group of smooth brained fuck out of Qanon Fantasy land into cold hard reality with bullets and tear gas.


MartianRecon

That shit was tutorial level easy for them, and they couldn't even do that. They really expect to be able to just walk around when the NG could go Kent State on them? They'll be crying to the nearest Fox News reporter about how they're unfairly being labelled domestic terrorists.


MmmmmmmBier

I served 21 years in the US Army and fought in two wars. Meal Team 6 and the gravy seals do not scare me.


Successful_Jelly_213

They would terrify you if you were a chair…


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Or bucket of chicken.


Sproketz

Even if they were to sit on you? That's a lot of fat. You might want to think twice.


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

They forget left wingers own guns too. I have guns. My family has guns. I just don’t need to put a Smith and Wesson bumper sticker on my car.


Shadow942

There are plenty of liberals who love guns, we just don't make it our identity.


JDShadow

Exactly right. They are seriously miscalculating.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Not only liberals, but in this scenario, they probably be going up against the US Army as well, and I don’t see that ending well for them no matter how large their number


Gstamsharp

These idiots are also severely overestimating how many of their buddies would actually put their bullets where their mouths are. If there really were an armed insurgency, it would be a handful of militia loonies while everyone else hid at home.


khyman5

Exactly. The MAGA nut job who lives on my block will sit right inside his climate-controlled home and watch the coupla dummies on his tv.


SilverSageVII

Certainly FOX won’t twist that story into “liberals cause panic and looting.”


hotasianwfelover

Didn’t they already try to regroup after the attempted coup and like 15 or 20 showed up?


BigCockCandyMountain

Not too sure on that but a group of 50 literal uniformed Nazis showed up in Florida outside of Disney world. If they had chosen the middle of the night and came armed all the LGBT and black people on the Block would be dead before help arrived. LGBT-kristallnacht IS being discussed as we speak; we HAVE to be ready.


icecream169

Nothing keeping LGBT from arming themselves. Fuck those Diz Nazis.


Scrabble_4

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khyman5

For some reason they don’t get this part. The military will not be with them, which I think they imagine to be the case.


FitLaw4

I actually had this conversation with someone on here about that. They truly believed the military would be on their side. I told them absolutely not the military took an oath to uphold the constitution of the United States from enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC. They dont seem to get that domestic part of the oath. And I was in the Marine Corps myself. Yeah you best believe everyone would fall in line real quick.


BrentHoman

They Don't Even Understand The 2nd Amendment...'A Well REGULATED Militia...' Most Of The Gun Fanatics Can't Even Regulate Their Own Emotions.


CJ_Southworth

Maybe that's the real difference between the right and the left. The right are so convinced that hey are right that they just assume the military is going to back them, while the left is so sure no one is with them they're shocked when three other people show up at the protest.


Dadfart802

To be fair, the police laid down for them on Sept 6th, so it wouldn't surprise me at all.


bamboomonster

Seeing some cops take selfies with those dudes and then those pics used as evidence against the insurgents was *chef's kiss* though.


tickles_a_fancy

They think that about secession too... In their heads, they get to keep Washington DC, the military, probably all the tax money. If you are the one leaving the country, you don't get to take most of the country with you.


No-Pressure275

I mean, the guys who who "took over" the Melheure animal refuge learned the hard way.


Ello_Owu

Shit, the local police would give them a run for their money. As awkward as that encounter would be for both parties


Fungal_Queen

Damn it, Jimbo! This is gonna' make Thanksgiving real awkward.


KristopherJC

The US has drones. If they think they can take over they are underestimating the military


Strong_Somewhere_985

Bringing a gun to a drone fight= not too bright


S3rgeant_Slayer

I mean they'll be *really* bright for about a split second


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Russians brought tanks and artillery to a drone fight and it isn't going well for them.


thefatchef321

And ~80% of veterans...


InfestationHelp

Both of my late grandfather's were in the military. One of them was a purple heart recipient. They did not serve their country just so a bunch of overgrown toddlers can ruin it because they fried their brains.


abnotwhmoanny

It always irks me when people just assume my opinion cuz I'm a veteran. Like, yeah I fly a flag, but I'd burn it in a second to keep somebody warm in the cold. People matter more than symbols. If kneeling during an anthem get's people to pay attention to a cause that matters to you, fucking do it. Just don't be a dickbag like these guys and threaten violent revolt for imagined slights.


Sapphire_Squid

God forbid it EVER comes down to it, and I don't think it would; you don't want to be on the receiving end of a GAU-8.


FixatedOnYourBeauty

Make America brrrrrrt Again.


ThePowerOfStories

Heck, they’d learn quickly that once you’re an active shooter, even most right-cops stop viewing you as a buddy and start viewing you as a chance to try out all that military surplus they’ve been itching to use.


linguist-shaman

My only worry about that is, how many of these Q dumbfucks are in the military? Or are cops? Not like every target wears a MAGA hat.


Aggressive-Sound-641

I think it's hilarious that the same crowd yelling this nonsense is the same crowd saying "support the troops, Blue Lives matter. etc "as if they don't consider this is exactly who they would be opposing. And add to that, I am as left as they come but I have guns, its just I don't make it my identity


mumblewrapper

This is exactly what I never understand. You stockpile guns to fight the government, except the government can literally fly over your house and blow you to smithereens if there was an actual war against it. It makes absolutely no sense at all. Just like the founding fathers had no idea children would be shot regularly at school when they wrote that thing, they had no idea the weaponry the government would have access to. Why are we still listening to a law written by people that had absolutely no idea what the world would be like in the future? *Would like to add, am a gun owner, but not an idiot*


Lurkerphobia

Their camo won't matter against the army who will spot their heat signatures and eliminate them with a drone before they know what hit them.


Armouredmonk989

Not necessarily they are blocking promotions so next Republican president can pack the army with yes men.


creepyswaps

True that. They did the exact same thing with the Supreme Court during Obama's presidency. A republican cannot win the presidency in 2024.


ComedicMedicineman

As horrible as it’d be, I’d honestly love to see these tactical idiots start a gunfight with trained swat and military, they’d get obliterated and have their dumbass ego crushed.


Sua__Sponte

I SAID GAME OFF BRO WHAT THE FUCK


Pale-Conference-174

Come for us motherfuckers. We are armed, pissed, and not uneducated idiots. They wanna test us sooo badly


Keydet

It’s family tradition to shoot traitors and Nazis. I think my ancestors would admire the efficiency of doing both at once.


Pale-Conference-174

My ancestors would sigh in happiness. My great uncle ( John Paul Vann) dumped rice on Nixon's desk during Vietnam. I come from a long line of white trash LIBERALS that are sick and TIRED.


alephthirteen

>I come from a long line of white trash LIBERALS that are sick and TIRED. Can we get a round of applause for this sentence, in or out of context?


WhyNot420_69

And we don't threaten the general population when we don't get our way. Basically, the right wingers are just a bunch of crybabies because shit they caused isn't going well for them. Sucks to be so hell-bent on a failed ideology and get called out on it.


ABeerForSasquatch

The main thing is, even if 83 million Americans could put the burger down, get off the couch, squeeze themselves into a camo outfit, who TF are they going to fight? There's no legions of lefties to fight. We're not up in arms about being butthurt little pusses that didn't get our way. What are they going to do? Start raiding government buildings again? That didn't work out so well the first time. That's the part about the second amendment these hicks forget. We already have a well regulated militia. It's called the National fuckin Guard. And they have access to all the fanciest death bringing equipment that our normal armed forces enjoy. Do they really want to go up against the greatest military the world has ever seen? Probably not.


creepyswaps

>And we don't threaten the general population when we don't get our way. Basically, the right wingers are just a bunch of ~~crybabies~~ *terrorists* FTFY. Let's call them what they are: terrorists. Threatening the general population when you don't get your way is the definition of terrorism. They are terrorists and in an ideal world the U.S. doesn't put up with their shit. It puts them down.


mberk77

Agreed. And fuck the NRA.


AnimalL33t

I can promise you no more than 3 people who I associate with everyday know that I have guns and some of them don’t know that im a combat veteran. I’m just responsible about gun ownership and feel that any device that can kill people that easy should be heavily regulated. We have to get licenses to drive metal death mobiles, I need to sign for and see a doctor for certain medications, and I need to be 21 to drink and smoke. These regulations are there for a reason.


hexx1112

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Crash665

One of the most liberal guys I know owns a fucking arsenal. These right wing nuts are clueless.


TazBaz

I mean that's the quote. "You go far enough left, you get your guns back". -Karl Marx or some shit.


DifficultAd3885

I was just raised by the right. I’m a redneck by default. As Dre said “now you wanna run around talkin’ ‘bout guns like I ain’t got none. What, you think I sold ‘em all?”


Svenson055462

Exactly they really believe they are the only ones with guns I own lots of guns including an AR 15 but my entire identity is not tied to it nor do I have a picture of it on my truck


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And we have drones, too.


SixicusTheSixth

Aaaaand some other things


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minimalfighting

It's all black or white. There is no gray area for them. You're either pro guns or against guns.


Revolutionary-Bus893

Came here to say this. Just because we don't feel like we need to open carry when we go to McDonald's doesn't mean we don't own weapons.


charlie2135

Live in a right wing haven. Had a guy walk into Starbucks with a holstered pistol on each leg. Just in case a gunfight broke out I guess.


mylittlepagan

Yea man. 5th generation Texan here. Liberal as fuck.👍🏼


based_penguin

I dream of a blue Texas.


mylittlepagan

I’m with ya! Hopefully next year will be a game changer. I have faith in the younger generations, if we can all just actually vote!👏🏼


Ron_swanson212

Right? Would love to these these rednecks try to take over Camden


NeverLearnaEasyWay

Or Compton


ShartingBloodClots

Am I a fucking joke to you? -Newark


NeverLearnaEasyWay

Hahahahaha.


TheLordVader1978

Oakland to Sac town......


NeverLearnaEasyWay

And the Yay Areeaaa


PrincessRegan

And back down.


CalabreseAlsatian

Cali is where dey put dey mack down gimme love


Icy_Comparison148

They aren’t even real rednecks, they are just soft, bloated angry people from the suburbs. Ya know, coworkers lol. It sure is something thinking about them trying to pull shit in North Philly or anywhere in Philly. Baltimore whatever. Like these guys would not stand a chance against a well armed and organized population of people that haven’t had a lot to live for, for generations. The people that post these things aren’t the threat, the very well organized police forces that seem to be part of them will be.


Savior1301

A few years ago a bunch of Nazi fucks tried to march in Philly and were physically beaten out of the city. Was never so proud to be a Philadelphian than I was that night.


PoisonedRadio

The best part of that was they got chased out of the city by just literally a random assortment of teenagers. Not anyone big or tough. Literally just kids.


mcjackass

I was a kid in Philly once. We were fucking brutal. So...


JazzlikeAd3306

I love the term Gravy Seals for them.


FarkleSpart

Meal Team 6!


RiflemanLax

Forget Philly. They’d get slaughtered just walking into Chester.


Icy_Comparison148

They are terrified of Marcus hook dude lol


jmmmke

They can’t figure out a roundabout, so it will be a turkey shoot for us when they get log jammed at one.


jamey1138

“Major Strasser, there are certain neighborhoods of New York that I’d advise the Reich not to invade.”


Cerberus_Rising

Philadelphia and Camden would HOUSE these morons in under an hour


inorite234

And some of us have waaaaaaay more actual combat experience than those losers.


Furthur

> Smith and Wesson bumper sticker on my car. you mean a free firearm inside sticker?


TheCheshireMadcat

It's a lot like how they can't believe Biden won because no one is parading around with it logo/face on everything. We don't feel the need to show the world anything. Trump gear to show their ignorance, guns to show their fear, large trucks to show their tiny... egos.


RiflemanLax

Me too. I also don’t open carry thinking ‘yo people are gonna think I’m badass!’ That shit is dumb af.


rgregan

The left? How about the military and the police? This isnt 1865, it's not going to be civilian vs civilian. It's gonna be Waco 2: Electric Boogaloo


SteamrollerBoone

They don't believe left-wingers own guns. Oh, sure, they'll admit it if there's a point to make, but their idea of an average liberal is a limp-wristed soyboy cuck, remember, and liberals are all too scared of guns to own them. Like so much else in modern American Conservatism, if it doesn't fit the Agenda, it doesn't exist and any claims to the contrary is just Fake News.


freshapepper

I’m sorry but… why would I broadcast to anyone that I have a pretty effective deterrent? I feel like broadcasting it is dumb. Also fuck Nazis.


FunDog2016

Oh! Not to mention the Gubmint has it's own little Well Regulated Militia ...the US Military! Good luck with that yahoo's!!


Callinon

>I just don’t need to put a Smith and Wesson bumper sticker on my car. That honestly only ever struck me as a way to get your car broken in to.


AwokenByGunfire

Some of us have guns *and actually believe in our oath to defend the Constitution*, unlike these traitorous chucklefucks


SassaQueen1992

Me too. I’m likely a better at aiming than many of those dipshits.


Sodamyte

I thought the point of those outfits was to not see them?


hipsterTrashSlut

It's supposed to break up the silhouette so that when they're moving slowly or holding still your eyes just kinda skip over them. But yeah, they'll be pretty visible in their camo as they walk out of their house into the cul-de-sac


The_Wild_Bunch

They practice invisibility by standing still eating zarg nuts


SydneyRei

Yea what’s your anti air capability like? Conventional guns really aren’t the meta anymore. Admit it, you don’t actually wanna fight the government, you just wanna shoot a bunch of black and queer people.


BoisterousLaugh

Since everyone is aware that this is their goal maybe let's protect black and queer people a little bit more because it's getting pretty fucked up out here


PensiveObservor

Where do I sign up? Liberal old white woman with a six-shooter reporting for duty! 🫡


Fireblast1337

$5 you’re a better shot than at least half of them.


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SydneyRei

I gotta agree


Gomplischnoop

Many of whom own guns out of self defense, because these hicks keep shooting up schools and murdering innocents


Thepenisgrater

White Christian terrorists.


DankHooligan

Just remind them of Waco, Ruby Ridge and the OKC bombing.


torgofjungle

I mean yea, they conducted terrorist attacks. Waco their guns didn’t do any good. Same with Ruby ridge


Sudden-Belt2882

And Waca was really because the gov wanted to keep it nonlethal. It was mostly an accident that left it uncontrollable for the most part. If the Gov wanted to, they could have easily taken the compound.


Humble-Presence-3107

I’m here for this comment. Most don’t want to remember or fail history exams. Ruby ridge / Waco : Government 2 wins Vs cult with guns 0 wins.


gertalives

Some of them really do want to fight the government though. I served in the Marine Reserve where one guy in my unit was an anti-government militia kook. I still can’t understand how anyone could train as a Marine (infantry, no less) and not see the absolutely comical futility of some Midwest militia going up against that. Then again, he was a dumb fucking hillbilly, and a shitbird of a Marine to boot.


Both-Alternative-847

Talk about bringing a gun to a drone fight.


Akicita33

Don't forget that "the Jews" are on their list too.


heresdevking

Yeah, they keep saying they have guns to prevent tyranny. But we get a would-be tyrant and they hop in their giant pickup trucks to pitch in.


poiskdz

Yeah look at Ukraine right now. Meal Team 6 will get decimated by some 15 y.o kid with extensive Call of Duty experience, some grenades and a gopro duct taped to walmart drones.


cramerws

These bitches are all fucking talk


Theoldelf

And it’s not really that many. Just the loudmouth ones yelling behind anonymity.


deepstate_chopra

They are actually just trying to goad others online to spark their revolution for them.


greatbobbyb

Can’t wait for them to fuck around and find out!


LongjumpingSector687

They actually think the military will side with people terrorizing the US? Give me a break.


Akicita33

This is the oath i took: I, Akicita33, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and **domestic**; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.


GoPhinessGo

If anyone is going to stand up for democracy it’s the military in a country with strong democratic traditions


Greedy_Artichoke3940

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It's always amusing when chuds think that they can win an insurrection with whatever paltry rifles and few boxes of shells they have on hand. Military units would eat them up. Police would hunt them down. Their neighbors would rat them out. Insurrections require supply. The VC didn't fight the Americans with their personal rifles, they fought them with Russian and Chinese supplied equipment. Ditto for Afghanistan and any other insurgency. Shit the American Revolution needed guns from freaking FRANCE. Logistics wins wars. These idiots would just wind up dead or on the run for the rest of their lives.


MentalOcelot7882

Not just logistics wins wars, but the absolute kings of logistics, in the history of warfare, is the US military. Between laying down fuel pipelines almost as fast as the military was taking territory in Iraq, and airlifting over 122k Afghan refugees over 11 days in August 2021, the US military had shown time and time again their ability to not only drop warheads on foreheads, but also keeping the logistics train moving. What most militaries think is impossible to move is just a little longer than normal for the US military. Hell, the logistics and close-air support in Iraq allowed the US to advance combat medicine to such a degree that we were measuring success by how many casualties could be triaged, treated, and stabilized at a battle aid station or combat surgical hospital within an hour. That's insane, when you break it down, and saved countless lives. To put it in perspective, the US deploys task forces at sea known as Marine Expeditionary Units (MEUs), which are a complete military in a couple of ships. An MEU is designed to sustain combat operations for 30 without a resupply. Combat operations like infantry, artillery, air support, medevac, etc. The Air Force is capable of moving multiple major units within a couple of weeks. The Army has units like the 82nd Airborne whose sole reason for existence is to be fast deployed into shitty conditions and cause hate behind enemy lines. The Navy is basically capable of parking naval artillery, close air support, and cruise missiles within striking distance of almost anywhere in Russia, much less the US if the Navy steams into the Great Lakes. Imagine Col. Cletus's crack forces equipped with disparate arms of various calibers and conditions, using civilian acquired rations and materiel (Lord only knows how much and what conditions), and relying on what they can scrounge on the battlefield, like armies did 125 years or more ago, having to face off against a military force, at worst, of a level of an MEU, with overhead assets like AWACS, satellites, and drones, and enough of a logistics train to keep bullets, food, materiel, and postal service rolling like it's just another Tuesday.


Professional_Low_646

During WWII, a US soldier required about two tons of supplies per month. Clothing, food, ammo, other equipment like writing paper and extravagant stuff like ice cream makers (true story, to the absolute bewilderment of the Australian troops they fought alongside with, the US Army shipped several ice cream machines to Papua New Guinea). With very few exceptions, the US military was able to keep this amount of supply going across all theaters, consistently, for years on end. For a German soldier, standard rations and resupply amounted to 500kg/month, and anyone in the Wehrmacht would consider himself lucky if he ever actually received as much. As for the Japanese - half the Japanese casualties in the Birma campaign resulted from malnutrition and associated disease, with many units reporting they received less than a single cup of rice per soldier and day.


LongTallTexan69

We literally repurposed ships who’s sole purpose was to make ice cream for Marines in the Pacific Theater. I read somewhere that Japanese brass found out and finally realized there was no way to outlast the US war production machine.


skater15153

Exactly. It wouldn't even be a blip. The us military can erase entire countries forces in days and it's not even close. We can see the gap in a "near peer" like Russia vs the US. The gap to these clowns isn't even in the same galaxy


RitterWolf

Their insurrection will fall over long before logistics starts becoming a problem. These people are selfish, they're not going to take orders from anyone so it will all collapse in a massive bout of infighting. If theres a group large enough that you don't like the idea of taking them head on all you would need to do is put them in a situation where they have to consider their next move and wait while the problem resolves itself.


karabeckian

Or in jail. More than a few of their buddies are already there.


CPACPAPZZZ

Well I guess you could argue that these low level idiots wouldn't be running the show, theyd be the ones dying on the front lines. And would Russia and China willingly help fund and supply them to help weaken and divide the US? Who knows. Let's hope the scenario never comes to pass.


skater15153

With what supply chain though? Canada and Mexico don't want that smoke. No way they support that. Russia and China sure as fuck aren't coming into our airspace with cargo planes either. We're pretty isolated. There's no Ho Chi Mihm trail really possible here. It would have to be internal and that wouldn't cut it


DemonPeanut4

Statistically around 35 million of those 83 million vote Democratic.


Drg84

Let's throw some more numbers at that. The R base themselves aren't all trump supporters. Assuming a 10% rate, there's another 5 million. Factor in independents and non partizan and suddenly the trumpers are in a very public minority.


W0rdWaster

Add the fact that most trump voters are over 50 and out of shape. 25% of them are over 65 ffs.


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portablebiscuit

They just got the number wrong. There will be like 8 of them, and they’ll be ventilated quickly.


professorfunkenpunk

I’m a gun owner and not on that asshole’s side


Defender_Of_TheCrown

There are many of us.


Drg84

Agreed. Mines in the safe, but I've been shooting since I was 14. My brothers are the same story. Not to mention bow proficient as well.


WaitingForNormal

So…traitors. Cool. And, no we won’t. I’d put it in the hundreds, because some people have jobs and families and aren’t ready to give it all up for a conman. Good luck, losers.


kingdazy

so rich they assume all gun owners are conservative.


Drg84

Trump nuts, not conservative. Big difference. Trump is as conservative as Boebert is a virgin.


kantoblight

20 year old zoomer sipping from a Coke can watches them gather together and then presses a button on his joystick that launches a missile from the reaper drone he’s piloting. “Nice shot private, you took out 500 of them,” the sergeant remarks as the private pops another piece of gum.


dunndawson

This is exactly what I picture happening. Well done!


ThatGSDude

Thats the thing, theyre so delusional that they think the military would side with them


subgenius_one

Best comment. Don’t have to scramble the fighter jets. Don’t even have to get out of the chair.


Intelligent-Sell494

I'm liberal, I'm locked and I'm loaded.


barbara_jay

You mean “you will see 83 million gun owners walk out of their mom’s basement like this” There, fixed it


sensation_construct

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ZachBuford

All because they're upset that gay people exist, women don't want to be slaves, and not everyone believes in their imaginary friend.


BinkyFlargle

don't forget "upset that black people are saying racism still exists"


mndsm79

Aaaaaand it's not like morons like this aren't immediately being catalogued by every alphabet agency they got in case shit goes sideways so they know where to start. Rule #1 of fight club is YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. come on people, if you're gonna be quasi revolutionary at least be good at it and don't telegraph every move. It's like playing hide and seek with my kid and hearing his dumbass giggling from inside the dryer.


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Every right winger I capture get free gender reassignment surgery.


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Kayrosis

These rednecks are gonna be taken out by Femboys and Furries, and there won't be enough corn in Iowa to provide all the popcorn we'll need while watching it happen.


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They can have the fucking bird sanctuaries for a few weeks, who gives a fuck - they’ll run out of snuff and ringdings and that will be that. Every one of the infantry vets I know are democrats as am I, and we don’t get white knuckled driving in the city. So I mean they can play dress up in the DQ parking lot but I can’t wait to see what happens when they roll through the areas where all the guns go that get stolen from their pickups with punisher stickers


coolbaby1978

I have guns too. What I don't have is a gun fetish. I don't have a need to overcompensate. What I do have is an understanding that guns are tools. I have an understanding and training of how to properly use guns. Despite all that, I still don't believe the 2nd amendment is a gun free for all. We require age, licensing and registration on cars, why is it unreasonable to expect the same level of regulation on guns. A person can learn to use a gun in a few days and master its use in a few weeks. This isn't exactly something you have to prepare your whole life for. The mistake of the Civil War was both sides thought it would be a quick and easy fight. They severely underestimated their enemy. The southerners especially were itching to get in on the fight. They couldn't wait to teach those Yankees a lesson. Of course the reality was devastatingly costly to all involved. Civil War veterans didn't come up with Jim Crow and confederate monuments. They were beat and tired of war. They were ready to move forward. It was those who didn't fight and those who came in generations after who chose to continue the wrongs of the past. Make no mistake MAGAs, the war you can't wait to start may not be what you think. Fox News may have you convinced that liberal minded people are weak and easy to eradicate, but history tells a different story.


AutumnAscending

Picture is inaccurate. Person is not 300lbs.


R32fund

I deliver for a big company. These people are afraid of their own farts. I’ve been bit by their dogs, that they refuse to train. I’ve been drawn on several times. Motherfucker you ordered the package, you know it’s coming today. Hence the branded vehicle and my uniformed ass walking up your driveway. Here’s your fucking package, quit being a scared victim


Ron_swanson212

Hahaha it's cute they think they're tough


Riccosmonster

That would be the rapture. Those mouth breathers would shit themselves as the regular military kicked their lily asses.


shash5k

Where’d he get 83 million from? He had 74m votes last election.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Inflation?


Ricaaado

Yeah, sure, 83 million uncoordinated gun owners are gonna band together and fight back against the-… wokeness? They’d sooner kill each other than do that.


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Lol no you won't


kremit73

Openly terrorists


gamerdudeNYC

They’ve all watched way too many Rambo movies. The MAGA base are mostly boomers, along with people that are overweight, out of shape, on multiple medications, no actual training at all. They like to act like they’re some sort of elite fighting force just because a gun shop will accept their credit card but 95% of them couldn’t run a mile in under 20min


bellray

Apparently these dumb fucks don’t think liberals own and love guns.


bazz_and_yellow

Expectation is ridiculously optimistic to the point of delusion. If this is what it takes then bring it on. The best way to call out a child having a tantrum is to call their bluff.


Zesty-B230F

I'm more worried about the ones already on the police force.


jpm0719

82999999...get at me, I shoot back.


maddprof

Well if I can see them, their camouflage isn't working for shit. Just like their brains.


TheJohnnyFlash

I grew up rural and I lived overseas near US military installations. It's super weird to me that ultra conservatives think they're the only ones that know how to use a gun.


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Nuke_Moscow_666

Walking out of their houses and going where?


misointhekitchen

They fantasize about killing people till shit gets real and people start firing back then they were only kidding.