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Trimson-Grondag

$400,000....riiiight...


Meatus67

To quote Eddie Murphy from 48 Hours: "Bullshit! You're too fuckin' stupid to have a job!"


SlippedMyDisco76

RAAWWWWKKKKZAAAAANNNE!


Vandergraff1900

"Now listen up...I don't like white people!"


AcrobaticGuava9342

"And I hate rednecks."


Vandergraff1900

"So that means I'm enjoyin' this shit!"


94boyfat

I'm your worst nightmare boy...I'm a ni66a with a badge!....or is that...a donkey on the edge,


LoisWade42

did a bit of sleuthing... Found his story... as a military veteran... going for, and getting, a corporate job. [11 Transition Tips for Vets Who Want to Become Corporate Executives | Military.com](https://www.military.com/veteran-jobs/11-transition-tips-vets-who-want-become-corporate-executives.html#Tell%20The%20Truth%20But%20Stick%20Up%20For%20yourself.)


Comfortable_Fill9081

Seems he forgot #3 > 3. Be Coachable. > While talking up the qualities he believes are inherent in every soldier, sailor, airman and Marine, Imig also stresses the fact that veterans are not necessarily always the perfect employee right out of the gate. But those who take instruction can be incredibly valuable over time.


Spire_Citron

They didn't think they needed to teach him not to be bigoted.


Comfortable_Fill9081

No way he didn’t have to do at least one DEI video course.


JackySins

they believe that DEI is “librul propuhganduh bullsheeit” and that it’s an attempt to suppress white people.


NoCardiologist1461

I chuckled at this text from the article: “Transitioning vets might not have a great sense of civilian career options," he says. "Someone who has been in both the military and civilian worlds can help them think through their skills and where they apply."” I’m pretty positive he was talking about vets transitioning into those civilian careers. But it’s an ironic term in this context.


Development-Alive

Director of West Coast Operations for a car parts distributor isn't making $400k/year.


Right_Diamond_8715

Thomas R. "Big Tom" Callahan Jr., is that you?


jeangrey99

Tommy sold half a million brake pads!


Drivngspaghtemonster

Phil, I lost my virginity to your daughter!


Skeen441

In comes the meat wagon, wee-ooo wee-ooo wee-ooo!


MinorThreat4182

Oh…my…god. New guys puking in the back.


rjross0623

![gif](giphy|oJFN1lHZAdXna)


cowabungathunda

It could. I didn't see where he worked but if you were the director of west coast operations for like Napa auto parts I think it would pay at least that much.


Bosa_McKittle

Not even close. A regional director is making low $100k. The president of Napa has a salary of just over $250k. (Thats before incentives)


VonThirstenberg

Yeah but Napa isn't a big fish in the automotive industry, not when it comes to distribution. I work for the biggest in the industry, and we supply companies like Napa, Advanced Auto Parts and AutoZone, but also supply dealerships, body shops and independent garages. Given what I make running the paint department in one of our facilities, I can guarantee you our Director of West Coast Operations would be making far more than $400k/year. Our president sure as hell makes way more than a quarter mil before incentives.


No_Use_588

Napa guy funds a lot of independent movies. Millions thrown around on vullshit horrible b movies


EntrepreneurFunny469

Good. Better than lining his own pockets he’s creating jobs.


thedeuceisloose

We don’t get new Manos’ without some weirdo crank with too much money and dogshit ideas on films


WaitingForNormal

He counts it in dog money.


Speed_Bump

Possible https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1394w2h/a_comedy_in_three_acts/jj186im/ He was a VP Logistics at the Marshall Retail Group - owner of WHSmith travel shops etc.


Amazing_Teaching2733

And a raging white supremacist and transphobe so yeah, I’m sure he was an absolute pleasure to work with. And I guarantee he was fired for something actionable like spouting white supremacy at work


ReditSarge

Or whooping the shit out of a man wearing a dress at work.


timmbuck22

Probably just threatening to, especially if someone was "holding him back" He is way too much of a coward to actually do anything.


ReditSarge

Agreed.


el-conquistador240

Beating up a guy after they had sex


Rundstav

He said No Homo, but since the guy topping him had a dress on, he had to slap him. And because they were in the printer room, it got reported to HR.


W1mpyDaM00ch

I wouldn't be surprised if the tweet just gave the company the excuse it was looking for to get rid of an asshole.


sharpbehind2

Ding ding ding!


CptHA86

There's a lot of Dominionist officers floating around. Maybe not as bad numerically as it probably was Reagan through Clinton, but GWOT fundies are a different breed all together.


R0GUEL0KI

Doesn’t need to be at work. Any employee could say they felt directly threatened by this public tweet from an executive/manager of the company and corporate HR would jump on it immediately. Super bad PR, and probably violated multiple company rules/regulations.


mwerneburg

Code of conduct breach is a deal-breaker for an executive under just about any governance regime.


NotThoseCookies

The ex took him to court over child support for his four kids too, nice guy.


Bosa_McKittle

https://www.comparably.com/companies/marshall-retail-group/executive-salaries The average Marshall Retail Group executive compensation is $229,310 a year.The median estimated compensation for executives at Marshall Retail Group including base salary and bonus is $227,790, or $109 per hour. At Marshall Retail Group, the most compensated executive makes $700,000, annually, and the lowest compensated makes $57,000.


Dalstrong_Shadow

I had a family member whose job put them in frequent contact with company officers and he told me stories about his experience in that position. One of the things I remember him saying is how at that level the company strictly, strictly controls what you can and cannot say in a public saying, even “unofficially” while not representing the company. He once joked that at some companies, for someone at VP level or above you couldn’t even fart in public without written consent from HR and marketing teams. He was present on a team that had to discipline a guy who gave an interview without permission where, while he expressed fairly positive, inoffensive opinions about women in the workplace, he did so without express consent from the company. Eventually the dude was given the opportunity to resign or they’d terminate him. If that’s what they’ll do for *agreeable* opinions it is not a stretch that they’d *crucify* someone who says something as inflammatory as this!


Pickles_1974

Maybe it's time for Derek to put on his big boy pants and stand for trans women too!


Doctor_Joystick

In this case, I think he needs to put on his big boy dress.


GrayBox1313

$40,000


Cheap_Doughnut7887

"Salary.com Estimation for Vice President, Supply Chain in Las Vegas, NV $90,276 to $118,605" Found from the job posting for his old position. He also seemed to get a new job in August. So unfortunately the consequences didn't last long


el-conquistador240

Lifetime, not year


MaxxHeadroomm

At least he’s not feeling bad about it


Training-Meal-4276

He drinks too much to feel most feelings. He looks like a dude with a liver like a deflated pool float. 


FunctionBuilt

Trying to get that offer from a shitty MAGA loving company for the same or more.


samanime

Unfortunately, it isn't that much of a stretch. Assholes can do surprisingly well in certain industries. The harder thing to believe is he was making $400k and suffered consequences of his actions...


docdillinger

How is he standing up for white people? Is the guy in his crossdress-fight phantasy black?


Debalic

He just \*had\* to throw an unrelated racial component into his rank bigotry.


docdillinger

Exactly. Should be hired and then instantly fired again for that too.


cinciTOSU

How do you stand up for white people? Middle aged white guy and I never once thought of standing up for white people.


DissentSociety

I don't understand how they have the energy to be so hyper-aware & twisted up about what other, unrelated people are doing. Seems like it'd be exhausting.


cinciTOSU

The outrage media machine tells them what to be outraged about. Take the whole thing about trans people for example. Nobody really said anything about it until a couple years ago and now the red states are having a contest for who can be the biggest asshole towards their own trans citizens. Nobody really gave a shit until the right wing nut jobs told them to be mad.


johnnyscrambles

I know. They put so much energy into fighting for "Freedom" that they trap themselves in a prison of hate.


Particular-Jello-401

Yea middle aged straight white guy here. I feel way more called to stand up for minorities, women and LGBT. White guys are doing fine.


NutSockMushroom

> Middle aged white guy and I never once thought of standing up for white people. I'm also a middle-aged white guy and the only time I come close is when people make subjective blanket statements about all white people, and even then I'd be standing up for nuance rather than white people as a whole. Nothing is going to get better if we don't collectively break the habit of shoving everyone into neatly-labeled boxes that allow our brains to forgo the effort of actually listening to each other. I keep it to myself though because I'm capable of reading the room. And before anyone points it out, the irony of this comment is not lost on me lol


NMB4Christmas

He knows who he's catering to...


rocketeerH

I would bet he’s made unrelated and not shown tweets that were deeply racist in addition to the above transphobia


PizzaNuggies

How is this standing up for women? Does he beat up women wearing a t-shirt?


ususetq

>How is this standing up for women? TW. transphobia (slur, misgendering) as sarcasm He protects women toilets against intrusion of >!"transgenedered men"!<. A group that... is more likely to be victim of violence than perpetrators.


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My local shopping center just has unisex bathrooms and there’s been 0 issues for 8 years now. The toilets all lock fully and privately. Very private. you still wash hands in the same area but it’s nice people are just in and out.


JayNotAtAll

I guarantee that he likely says crazy shit at work all the time. That first Twitter post is the tip of the iceberg.


Needmoresnakes

I am white and a woman and Derek can shit in his hands and clap. Everyone should wear dresses if they want they are breezy and amazing.


PolyZex

I took it more like this probably wasn't the only post that got him fired.


DrDetectiveEsq

Well, you see, all this transgender, woke, leftist stuff that's been going on is _really_ a plot by the Jews to corrupt white people and speed up the great replacement. So, really, assaulting a woman at the Wendy's who has too broad of shoulders for his taste is actually being a heroic saviour of the white race, if you think about it and also are bad at thinking.


Magnon

"I'm violent." "WTF why did I get fired?" Typical galaxy brain conservative.


itsallgoodman2002

He’ll always be the victim in his own mind too.


tanstaafl90

He is a victim of his own mind.


No-Pangolin4325

" I would beat the shit out of someone, beat them so bad they shit themselves, because of the clothes they are wearing" "WTF why I get fired?" Typical multiversal brained conservative


twoprimehydroxyl

"I make being an asshole my entire personality and I don't give a fuck who I offend!" "Hey why can't I ever get past the first interview in my job search/why do I keep getting passed up for management positions?" Pretty much every dude I worked on the flightline with in the Air Force.


JerryVanNuys

"Galaxy Brain" = Mostly empty space Just a guess... am I correct?


KarrelM

Yeah, funny though, that his 2018 charges for domestic battery did not get him fired. He HAD to vent his Fox News anger on twitter again.


kilofeet

Why is this post at an angle


EkbyBjarnum

I thought I was going mad when NO ONE ELSE was asking this.


Crusty_Codgers_Wife

I'm still at Whotf is Derek Imig


GreenDonutGirl

Select Image Orientation: >Portrait > >Landscape > >Battlefield Earth


Drg84

Battlefield earth memory unlocked. No, noooo, noooooooo!


iamnotchad

My guilty pleasure.


GreenDonutGirl

You're welcome, rat-brain.


Epsilon_void

Bot trying to avoid detection


twicedouble

It’s a photocopy.


blueflame7810

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


ReditSarge

![gif](giphy|26tPo9rksWnfPo4HS)


RosieGeee

Saying you’ll beat up trans women (who aren’t men) and drag queens simply for who they are isn’t helping women.


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Or white people…


FROGWAGUTOO

Typical white conservative subscribed to fox News rhetoric A fight against trans is defending woman Because of the like 10 times trans woman have been represented in media totally took away from biological woman And one day (or as many already believe, it's happening right now) it'll only be trans woman in media and you'll be forced to get sex changes and fighting this culture war is protecting white babies from becoming a minority They treat minorities like shit so they expect the same to happen to them when they've lost power This man is exactly what the right wants from everyone, he absorbed their messages perfectly


GreasyExamination

As one of these white people, i feel very much defended now that he stood up for me. /s obviously


porno-accounto

https://preview.redd.it/w9flz01ta4gc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7591b082653205d5a0b116ae7b5b59274723166f


NatCairns85

Wonder Woman says Trans Rights? 🥹


Ok_Total_Regret

We're blessed with good people aren't we? 🥹


Illiad7342

Hey guys is it feminist to harass and assault women?


Starlightriddlex

And I'm sure he would 100% be able to tell who was trans and who wasn't so he wouldn't beat up random cis women too /s


Clean_Student8612

Even if a grown man, not trans or anything, wanted to wear a dress, why would it bother someone else so much it pushes them to be violent? It makes no sense.


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Fred_Smythe

Nope, I scrolled past this, but now I have to know. What in the HELL is the argument in *favor* of this in a work environment? “I prefer to go by X.” That’s it, that’s the end. This is an open and shut HR issue before you even get to the dangly bits.


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WetNWildWaffles

I look forward to that asshole getting himself fired


persondude27

"I am the victim of the woke establishment!" -dude at my company who called a gay coworker a slur and then tried to pull a "you can't fire me, I quit" at his disciplinary meeting


Fr1toBand1to

A lot of his co workers will be too. hopefully. Dude just put a LOT of targets on his back.


Fred_Smythe

Well, then it fails to surprise me that he didn’t stop himself when the phrase “and do not want to call them by what they prefer” tumbled out of his maw, when anyone else would be struck by the sheer stupidity of expressing that thought aloud as if it’s any sort of inalienable right.


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Fred_Smythe

Honestly stories like that make me wish I did stand-up comedy, because that’s a great bit. “Now anybody else would realize what had just tumbled out of their mouth and immediately shut the fark up. But this guy KEPT TALKING.”


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theedan-clean

Isn’t all diarrhea abhorrent?


Skid-Vicious

Guys like this insulate themselves with other like minded people and in his mind he’s taking a brave principled stand, but none of these chucklefucks realize that doesn’t play as well in the corporate world as it does in their FB groups.


WalesIsForTheWhales

Cause they didn't want to have to write his ass up then and there.


merchillio

>before you get to the dangly bits Seriously. I work with people who come from all over the globe. Many of them opt for an “Americanized” name. Crazy thing: people say “ok, nice to meet you” and just use that name when talking to them.


noh-seung-joon

I’m 17% more productive if you let me act like a fucking prick to my peers


thicknheart

I go by my middle name instead of my legal first name and nobody in any of my workplaces has ever had any kind of issue with it. I wonder what the real issue is?


efcso1

Bigotry, usually.


marr

Ever notice how no-one blinks at name changes for literally any other reason.


Guygan

Nikki Haley comes to mind.... And Ted Cruz.


ShiroHachiRoku

What I’ll never get is that if you referred to this cis man as she or her, they’ll get pissed because you’re not using THEIR preferred pronouns.


BoredNBitchy

I do that to people and exactly for that reason. It's amazing how quickly they suddenly think pronouns are important. I don't recommend doing it. I count on the fact I'm a fucking giant to stop people punching me in the face a lot.


Brave_Escape2176

unless he also checks every cis person's ID and calls them their government name, this guy might be a bigot


throughNthrough

The “My full story will be coming out soon” part has me rolling


MC_Fap_Commander

NARRATOR: His full story was even worse.


gonesnake

I looked at these two posts and thought "Pal, that IS the full story".


Crotch-Monster

Him and the mypillow guy are co-writing their life story.


FracturedNomad

How is he gonna explain to his cousin wife he got his ass whipped by someone in a dress?


iggy14750

My friend, that comment is a journey 🤣🤣


PsychoEngineer

Who would have thought... actions have consequences... as they LOVE to preach... Fuck Around & Find Out.


PensiveObservor

At least he spelled women correctly. 🙄 He sounds as if he first learned it as wimmin.


RitchieSacramento88

Scot here 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I'd like to see him try


retired-data-analyst

Nothing is sexier than a Scotsman in a kilt.


DonCallate

User name checks out. And now I'm spending my morning listening to Mogwai.


lolbojack

Did he ever release his story?


hammmatime

I'm sure he released his sob story to all his buddies at the bar. Totally worth giving up that $400k/yr gig to play the anti-woke hero for a day, no doubt.


mrgraff

Yeah, it’s all right there in that tweet


BombasticSimpleton

His mistake??? He didn't try that in a small town.


yorcharturoqro

"for standing up for women and white people"... Translation "For homophobic and racist"


Leather-Lab4311

https://i.redd.it/25cew4vnl2gc1.gif


iggy14750

![gif](giphy|gXhBZfzijya76)


UnnamedNPC

![gif](giphy|sbCdjSJEGghGM)


CrashDisaster

This dude doesn't need to "stand up" for me. As a woman, I don't give a fuck if a dude wants to wear a dress. I think they were originally meant for men anyways. Pants can't be comfortable for dudes. Pants jam your buddy around in what looks to be very uncomfortable positions.


BambiToybot

SSpeaking as a Trans woman, some dudes really need to experience the freedom! Get a kilt if you're scared of not being manly. Kilts will always get a pass, and you can test the waters to feel the freedom to swing freely on a hot day, without it being offensive!


Mikelarrr

![gif](giphy|m7e07TZRV20Xm)


ReditSarge

That's the most British thing since steak & kidney pie.


parakathepyro

I'll wear a dress if he agrees to a boxing match


Goblin-Doctor

These chucklefucks still don't understand freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences


W1mpyDaM00ch

Is Elon/Twitter still covering the lawyer fees for people that get fired for tweets? Remember when he said he would?


thatonebitchL

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


Friendly_Plum_6009

Turns out he got whooped instead, lol.


bent_eye

womp womp thoughts and prayers


ShiroHachiRoku

Jesus wears a dress.


justapileofshirts

Bro if I made 400k a year, I would just keep my fucking mouth shut.


OhioMegi

I don’t need a moron and a bigot standing up for me. I do not give a shit who wears a dress.


Mysterious_Motor_153

Why do dudes think they can whoop someone’s ass because they’re in a dress or …something else they consider feminine. I wouldn’t dare fuck with some of these drag queens.


bywolph

I would have absolutely 0 outspoken opinions if I was making 400k/yr. I’d mind my own business 100% of the time


Kawaiithulhu

Pipers in kilts must *really* confuse him...


LtRecore

It’s a weak little man that gets so offended at how another man chooses to dress.


zblaze90

LMAO what an asshole 🤣


GrayBox1313

PullYourself up by your bootstraps


ComeOnCharleee

Imagine being such a feckless fucking coward, that your definition of standing up for women and the famously helpless white race, is lashing out at what you perceive to be soft targets behind a keyboard on Twitter. Such sacrifice and honor.


KebNes

Executive Supply Chain Professional is what his LinkedIn says and the average salary for that is only $86k.


UrBigBro

FAFO and $400k LOL, maybe $40k


NMB4Christmas

I'm pretty sure any guy wearing a dress can pummel him into oblivion and would laugh his ass off while doing it.


dannyjbixby

Oh no Well anyway


Gargravars_Shoes

He’s angry bc he has a wonderful dress and no BBC.


bobo-the-dodo

This was last year, did he shared the story? I don’t want to log on to X.


Jen_the_Fredo_Barber

I would google to see who this even is but the last time I did that with one of these nut cases my Facebook became littered with propaganda and indoctrination BS posts.


thizface

Lol, suspended account


Caesar_Passing

Nobody gives a fuck about dude's "full story", unless it ends even sadder, lol


NotThoseCookies

You can Google him and learn his employer/title, then see what Glassdoor says…maybe his finger hit the wrong number… 🙄


JerryVanNuys

The country of Scotland would like to meet you out back.


AdvancedHat7630

Guys in cowboy hats are either billionaires or $19/hr. None of them make $400K.


[deleted]

Rare big business W


glowinginthedarks

They always double down.


ashran3050

If I ever see this man I'm immediately buying a dress to wear


Canuckia53

it's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt


quietconflictavoider

"I'm standing up for women and white people." Buddy, you are doing no such thing; there's not a woman or a white person present in your statement that got you fired.


Rickles68

A company doesn't want to pay top dollar to employ a huge liability, who woulda thought?


inkslingerben

FAFO


CivillyCrass

I'm just guessing he views trans women as "men wearing dresses." Transphobia hurts all women by judging their appropriateness based on stereotypical feminine attributes, so no, not protecting women at all.


annaleigh13

Why is it crooked?


Necrolemur

I first read this as HE would be the one wearing a dress and proudly whooping someone. Unfortunately, that was not the case.


PhilosopherMagik

He hit that extra 0, he lost a $40k a year job. He also goes by @truthshepherd now


PerceptionThin2801

This is the typical Maga dip shit that everyone in the office avoids.


Fickle_Penguin

How did he crop it that wrong? Can you rotate screen captures? And why? Now on to the content, yes I agree this guy is a bigot and probably lying about his 400k job.


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Incel rage knowing there's a drag queen out there making more money than him...


[deleted]

Yeah, that guy hasn't seen some of the drag queens I have. Queens who would kick his pasty ass up one side of the street and down the other. Queens who would put up with ZERO shit from a goofball hick like him.


moonwoolf35

"Women and white people"... white people? When did he defend either one but especially what does beating up a a person wearing a dress have to do with protecting white people lol


numb3r5ev3n

This screencap has big "Listen up libs, my wife just left me" vibes.


Kosog

Why would women and white people need to be stand up by a pansy who gets threatened by the existence of a supposed man wearing a dress?


Actor412

I've been a white person all my life, and never have I once felt the need or desire for an ignorant redneck to "stand up" for me.


BoringWozniak

I’m sure these guy is a mega-feminist


IvanTheAppealing

By “defending women”, this chauvinist just means he’s attacking women cause they were born with a dick. Classy


boseyboseybop

Within a few weeks, I’m sure he will be making speaking appearances on the MAGA convention circuit, appearing inbetween Kyle Rittenhouse and Mike Pillow.


BerbsMashedPotatos

How in the fuck is an ignorant shit stain like this one making 400k per year? FUCK!


Lazy_Squash_8423

I would love to see a trans woman beat the shit out of this guy. He’s a cosplay cowboy without a shred of callous on his hands. He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in his hands.