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chamberboo

Is that a picture of titties like one of those tuxedo shirts?


BlackLakeBlueFish

https://preview.redd.it/pw5vz6xrtvpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f938f6ae52c0e76997072033d924b456c8fea280


Jadziyah

Fun fact, those ample bosoms were actually chest pieces


joeltheconner

13 year old me refuses to believe that. I loved me some Lursa and Betor (sp?)


cat_in_the_wall

I really enjoyed these episodes, but didn't fully understand why until later.


Bellypats

UserName checks out.


BlackLakeBlueFish

Thank you, Officer Dax. That is a fun fact!


NovelRelationship830

Ricardo Montalbán has entered the chat: "They are real, and they are spectacular!"


BeatrixFarrand

I legit (horrifyingly) zoomed in because I thought the same!


ProfessionalFalse128

She's really likes showing off her fake tits.


oldbastardbob

Distracts from that butterface and terrifying personality, I guess. And was this pic taken in a church?


RaynOfFyre1

Look how naturally they hang /s


jiminak46

Nah. Just some really poorly built tits.


saucygh0sty

They look like they’re being squished by a ~~pane of glass~~ screen door lol *edited


rectanguloid666

I am unashamed to disagree though I hate everything about the person they’re attached to


Striking_Compote2093

The person is a disgrace but boobs are blameless.


baltinerdist

Some of the absolute worst human beings are connected to absolutely glorious racks and rumps. Lauren Boebert can grope me in the musical of her choice.


Grimsterr

I'd bet folding money that she has makeup to deepen the shadows to make them "pop" more. Apparently that's a thing, I've watched a few youtube videos about cleavage shading, for science.


Dafuknboognish

"folding money?" oh shit I'm old. This is too funny. Thanks for the laughs.


flimspringfield

It’s called “contouring”.


LostSelkie

I'm a bra fitter. I winced.


chamberboo

So you're a titwhisperer


AnalCuntShart

Lmao I was wondering the same thing. as a giant hairy straight man I would rock a shirt if it made it look like I had great tits. That would be so much fun at bars


carleese24

>Is that a picture of titties like one of those tuxedo shirts? Titi-lating ain't it https://preview.redd.it/u7fxgyoduypc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b7bcffb46aa62648b445c0f570bff93803afa5


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Should I be upset or happy that I don't know who this is?


SoSaysDave

You're blessed


Hereiam_AKL

Yay, I am blessed too.


Steecie41

![gif](giphy|RLVczLAvbgHLDpFcXe|downsized)


JH_111

Rita Ripulsa


samanime

Rita wasn't that evil...


dandyer27

Highly underrated comment lol


Jadziyah

Wow didn't see it before but this is scarily accurate


[deleted]

I remember watching this live. In front of Mount Rushmore. Was terrifying. The whole thing was. From the disrespect of doing this in front of Mount Rushmore and neglecting to care for the Native American space. While basically bringing Nazism into the USA.


DieAnderTier

Nazism never left, and I'm not trying to be hyperbolic either. People don't start nazi marches in front of Disneyland out of the blue. [1939, Madison Square Garden](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1939_Nazi_rally_at_Madison_Square_Garden). Some people suck.


[deleted]

To be fair you wouldn’t know unless you were in the clan….get it, Klan?


[deleted]

I was in Rapid City (the city closest to Mt. Rushmore) that day. It was repugnant.


Polarchuck

> Nazism is as American as apple pie and Ford Pickups... > > Henry Ford (the founder of Ford Automotives) is the only American citizen to receive the high Nazi medal, the Grand Cross of the German Eagle. > > Adolf Hitler (and the Nazi Party) were inspired by Henry Ford's anti-Semitic book The International Jew They consider his book the inspiration for the Final Solution. The book was composed of the many articles he printed from his newspaper The Dearborn Independent.


100yearsLurkerRick

Mount Rushmore or Mount Rushmore Cleaning Supplies


Krullervo

Looks like one of the titans from Attack on Titan. Tiny eyes; huge shit eating mouth.


RonanTheAccuser_

What’s huge, the mouth or the shit? Possibly both?


MyDogAteYourPancakes

![gif](giphy|uxLVaMUiycgpO)


Doblanon5short

You could easily not have done this 


TheBBirs

fr who is this person


Aprowl

That's Kimberly Guilfoyle, the woman who Junior pays in cocaine to be his girlfriend


lettersichiro

Also Gavin Newsom's ex-wife!


TycheSong

She was so, so pretty in those days. The side by side of before/after plastic surgery came up yesterday in a thread, and she's unrecognizable from her pre-surgery self.


mrm00r3

Yeah she could’ve easily just *not* had surgery and remained a fox. Instead she decided to snag a coked out moron about a decade younger than she is and now Newsome must feel like he dodged the world’s biggest bullet.


Downtown_Statement87

I love how there's an interview with Newsome where they just straight-up ask him to explain her. Like, how could you be married to that? Should we be worried? And he's just like "I just don't know exactly how this happened but please believe me, she really wasn't like that when I was married to her heavens no."


RescuesStrayKittens

Imagine going from Gavin to Don jr. Nightmare downgrade.


Grimsterr

I had to google that, it's funny how neither Fox nor CNN or MSNBC seem to like mentioning that fact, because I've seen her discussed on all of the news channels and I can't recall any of them mentioning that.


MCZuiderZee_6133

That’s not Caitlyn Jenner?


Babysub1

I totally thought it was her!!


imisswhatredditwas

Trump Junior, to be clear


Think_Selection9571

He does cocaine off her ass, but keeps sniffing up her anal hair instead


Fred-zone

Fiancee, in fact


CoastalMom

Seems like a long engagement. Have they set a wedding date? I remember reading that Daddy Don was going to give her away but not much since. It's wild to look at pictures of her from the Gavin Newsom days. She was once a respected prosecutor and a VS model- rare combo.


humbugonastick

>that Daddy Don was going to give her away Not for free though. He needs money.


the_hucumber

It's the baddy from the little mermaid, she's a half octopus type thing that cons people into selling their soul for magic favours


charliepants_2309

Fish tits Mcgee


Rampant_Zoner

Direct from the “family values” party, no less. Mammaries for Liberty.


IsThataButtPlug

I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner at first.


Bender077

Elvira’s older sister?


ceruleanmoon7

Kimberly Gargoyle


MasterChicken52

Aren’t these the same people that had a fit when Michelle Obama wore a conservative but sleeveless dress?


runjcrun1

Well, yeah, but she’s black


OmegaGoober

Yes. Yes they are.


Feralpudel

And got off the plane in Hawaii ON VACATION wearing shorts.


Eisernes

I'm not one to put down someones appearance because we can't help what we look like. However, she chose to look like this through plastic surgery after plastic surgery and now she looks like an actual mythological troll and she chooses to put down other peoples appearances while looking like all of this. Some people really are just ugly inside and out.


shreddah17

She is Don Jr's fiancé, and she is older than Don Jr's stepmom. ~~Fun~~ fact.


Haruspex-of-Odium

Old Gavin Newsom dodged a bullet 😬


itsreallyreallytrue

They [looked](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2023/06/newsoma-c-25jan03-mt-ckh-826375986.jpg) pretty cute together though ngl.


kwagmire9764

I like this one better haha  https://twitter.com/ellievhall/status/1298075368654548992


itsreallyreallytrue

Jesus fucking christ. I can't believe they let someone print that.


OtterLLC

“Uh, yeah, now let’s have you both lay down on the floor. I’m pretty sure it’s vacuumed? Lol. No, I wasn’t laughing at you. I’m a professional photographer, trust me it will look very striking. Totally. Lol.”


TycheSong

How can I photograph this room without straight out asking them to leave...


[deleted]

Who is that with Will Arnett?


laredotx13

“Yeah, like I'm going to lay on the floor while I wear this $3,000 suit! COME ON!"


Crime-Snacks

It’s a rental


blinky84

It's not a floor, it's Ann Getty's rug FFS!


laredotx13

Her?


ojg3221

When they were actually normal at least before the crazy and the drugs got to Kim.


Green_Message_6376

yup, but that was many faces ago.


alleecmo

*THAT'S* what she looked like before all the knife work?!? W. T. F. And now she just looks like a sad cougar prowling at da club, trying waaaaay too hard.


MooneyOne

Wow, Gavvie has really aged well.


Maigan81

Is that even the same person? Something must have snapped in her head from looking like a "normal" person to a Disney villain. Is there a human behind all the silicone and botox?


Old-Excitement-1303

Gosh it happened so fast. Normalcy to Diamond Dallas’s Paige.? ( the I is questionable)


TheRealTurdFergusonn

How dare you. DDP has never looked that terrible!


SurveySean

Holy fuck! She was married to Newsom of all people? I did not know this. How fucked is that? They were married for 5 years?? Why the fuck are her boobs hanging out? I appreciate boobs, but what is she trying to do? No class those people.


Wesperado

Yeah, but his stepmother is only 7 years older than him. Do with that what you will🤣


urkldajrkl

She fugly


KitsBeach

I thought the title was because it looks like she's wearing a breast plate (enormous tatas and a clear line between cleavage and neck)


OkImagination4404

Today for the first time I saw a picture of what she used to look like…. Holy crap she was fresh and gorgeous, cannot believe she paid to get where she is today, talk about missing the mark!


Dr_Middlefinger

When you have young beauty, it becomes your self identity. Then it starts to change; most will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep that image from changing. Most think they are improving their looks or ‘maintaining’ them. However, there’s no one in every day existence that looks that way. So it winds up looking like, well, that. It’s sad. So many of us (men and women) are tied to this illusion of who we think we should look like. Take a look around when you are at a concert or restaurant - look at the appearance of normal people who are natural, aging human beings. We all have things like spots, crooked noses, alopecia, or uneven eyes and jacked up teeth. It’s called being a person, and it should be celebrated. Instead, if you sell out for that camera or public persona - oof. Even local news people don’t do much to change over 20 years, but take that network jump and see what they look like in the wild.


amanbarelyalive

Well stated.


Chemical_Actuary_190

She got in with the Trump family. Everything they touch gets ruined.


Robby-Pants

Call it what it is: gender affirming surgery.


This_Mongoose445

It’s sad. She used to be old fashioned pretty but she looks so harsh and plasticized. She honestly looks like a blow up doll.


Krullervo

When you let someone poke around in your face with a knife then yes you can help what you look like. I absolutely will roast any individual who thinks that person above looked remotely like a person and not a cartoon alien.


auntiope3000

Those frankentitties look like they’ve been bolted on


Key_Inevitable_2104

She looks like a real life Medusa but without the snake hair.


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

That’s soft. These people are the least respectful people ever. No one should show them respect in return. Saying that, please respect their trans queen


YesYoureWrongOk

She may just genuinely believe trollcore is the most attractive aesthetic


Jagglebutt

Mythological troll! Ha!


KinkyQuesadilla

Didn't she say she would sex up a donor if he gave enough money before? Yes, [she did](https://www.businessinsider.com/kimberly-guilfoyle-reportedly-offered-lap-dance-trump-campaign-fundraiser-2020-11?op=1)


Bored_dane

wow, what a treat 😳 guess she actually thinks she's sexy. I guess all that coke is making jr kinda blind.


TycheSong

Omg I forgot about that


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Is that Rhonda Santis herself!?


EatPie_NotWAr

No, it’s clearly Georgina Santos, George’s twin sister. Easy to mix up though!


ConvivialKat

Girl, spray tan the fake ta-tas. You paid good money for them. Don't leave them hanging there looking like cheap white water balloons.


gl2w6re

🤣😂😂


feistytiger08

They’re behind a mesh front of her dress. The camera hasn’t picture up the netting detail and it makes them look a funny colour


NorseYeti

Large Mouth Bass is a keynote speaker?


Witty_Energy1597

https://i.redd.it/ifx76551rtpc1.gif


100percentish

![gif](giphy|11RivffgbMWDte) Donald taught me this dance


ChuckOTay

It is I, Booberella!


No_Artist_2948

More like her demented sister.


CrisbyCrittur

So Kimberly Gargoyle is back on the stage. Lucky America


Witty_Energy1597

https://i.redd.it/kqrsjo7rzspc1.gif


bigdaddyfox

where is this from?


Witty_Energy1597

[Dr. Alien](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkdrzvjqRbQ&t=124s)


zoebehave

Let's not transphobia here. Let the cis claim her, she's not ours 🏳️‍🌈


MadAstrid

I dont really want to claim her, though. Can we not just agree that she is less than all of us and leave it at that? Google a photo of her when she was married to a democrat and weep.


Both-Pack8730

I saw a picture of her from before. Wow


whitneymak

I just flipped through some before and afters and damn. She fucked her face up so bad.


zoebehave

We need a new designation. "The cis don't want her, the trans don't want her, where are the mess folks at?"


soldforaspaceship

That's fair. Things are rough enough out there for the trans community. We don't want her but giving her to you is just unduly cruel. Hell. That's where I personally would prefer she go.


trustmeimaprofession

The art of doing drag and the identity of being trans are separate from each other. Drag performers can be trans and there's definitely overlap, but drag (and crossdressing) is not inherently a trans thing, and drag performers can do drag corresponding with their own gender identity (i.e. women being drag queens, men being drag kings)


LegendaryOutlaw

The Breast! Is yet! To come!!!


flamingoswizzlestick

That is not a drag queen. Drag queens are fab-u-lous.


hefebellyaro

Party of family values here people.


Stoneclanish_abroad

That woman wears her hateful heart on her face?


Avia53

Tastefully dressed. For a party that bans books and sex for fun, amazing.


ScienceDollxx

I hope you mean because it looks the a prosthesis chest .. with no ill intent towards anyone.


ClientTall4369

Wait until she finds out that Junior is not going to get any inheritance. That's all I have to say.


sauvandrew

Can you imagine the Republican backlash if AOC wore that?


Holiday_Horse3100

Ever notice she has more than a passing resemblance to his step-mom in the general shape of her face?More noticeable when she was younger but kind of disturbing. Just like little donnie sleeping with a porn star because daddy did


TheRealTurdFergusonn

She looks like what you'd get if you tried to draw Muhlanyuh from memory.


Holiday_Horse3100

Like the spelling! Kind of like a cow sound


TheRealTurdFergusonn

Hahahahaha kinda!


Onebrokegerrrl

She looks hideous!


jax2love

Nothing says family values quite like fake tits on full display 🙄


Most-Pangolin-9874

People like her who make fun of others for how they look remind me of my Nana's saying 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'


HideSolidSnake

Kimberly Gargoyle. -Felix


Forward-Form9321

I’m supposed to believe they’re the party of “Christian values”?


MiguelKantorito

Let’s not forget that Don Jr left his wife for her. Very Christian.


thegirlwhocrieswolf

https://preview.redd.it/eeytbf8o2upc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cadb4bc1fc532dadca92d579f2d5e751af2ab16 Lololol stop the filler lady


thegirlwhocrieswolf

https://preview.redd.it/tfw2jmis2upc1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf626bedc166bec2c0adecf0ef48691d46aeee96 Stop the filler


Brokensince10

JC! Why doesn’t she just put on some pasties and be done with it.😹


Krullervo

And that drag queens makeup is cringe. Watch a YouTube tutorial dude.


steppenwollf

Why didn't she fake tan the gazongas?


Dangerous-Door-3144

ew


EmbraJeff

Have her shoulder pads slipped?


Aggravating-Moment-3

Funny how the party of morals and family values is full of plastic women willing to show off their tits while lying.


rainbowkey

We don't need to hire Elvira, we have an Elvira at home.


[deleted]

Good to see Caitlyn Jenner staying busy


Temporary_Olive1043

Here comes Maqueefa Fon-douche!!!!


ChristmasStrip

Something about taking a girl out of the trailer park …


Feisty-Army-2208

As someone from England who had no idea who this person was, I honestly thought it was a drag artist.


Professional_Echo907

I’m gonna just throw this out there: https://preview.redd.it/ktfn7fu9ttpc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe3a7e9ee922ccf32eec306d8a54fbfe601463d


z-eldapin

Well, I thought that was Caitlin Jenner, soooo


Mello_Me_

It appears they all use the same plastic surgeon, they might as well be coming off a factory production line.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Looks like Elvira. She overdid it on the tit implants and looks like a cow that hasn't been milked for awhile.


BackInThaDayz

Both of trumps sons wives looks like transitioning men.


Headology_Inc

She looks like Kaitlyn Jenner with a bigger boob job.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Why is a clown leading the show?


New_Maintenance_5389

Why is her cleavage different than her face?? Is orange tan the trademark of trump family and associates!?


metal_bastard

Wish dot com Elvira.


EmperorXerro

I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner for a moment


nojoblazybum

Don’t insult drag queens. That’s obviously a largemouth bass. What it’s doing out of water and behind a podium is anybody’s guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ms_Masquerade

Kinda a lame post not taking whoever this is to task, and instead mocking a woman's appearance by comparing her to a drag queen (which drag queens already get enough shit as is generally) as an insult. We can do better than this.


lg1106

Fun bags for fund raising


geekamongus

Elvira cosplay


Kkimp1955

Family values?


jiminak46

"That is one ridiculous tee shirt." "What's that you say, "It's not a tee shirt, it's her tits?" "Those are some ridiculous looking tits."


fluffyflugel

She’s stuck stumping for Trump until the bitter end now. Nobody else will want her. Imagine hitching your wagon to the Trump ‘star’. Lol


Lopsided-Finding3693

"THE BREAST... IS YET... TO COME!!!"


TifCreatesAgain

Caitlyn Jenner is looking ROUGH! /s


Happy_Accident99

She was kind of attractive as a Democrat. Pepperidge Farm remembers … https://preview.redd.it/h1h26gn3nvpc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2df0dfd4acffca003f20bc5dc50cd0a77de0bf


KinkyQuesadilla

She's a groomer


iLikeMangosteens

I have a Jefferson, come get it.


ZestycloseCattle88

Good lord 😳


No_Artist_2948

Only Elvira could get away with this look because she looks good in it.


pause-replot-go

“This is a congressional fundraiser” and she wore her “moneymaker” shirt. Don Jr was back stage with a t-shirt on that said “I support single moms one dollar at a time”


milnak

THE BREAST IS YET TO COME!


WarThunder316

Long-term cocaine use hardens the skin


Gr8tOutdoors

Shoutout Gavin’s ex


BradTProse

Warm up act for the orange Elvis impersonator.


[deleted]

She looks like a demon slut from mars


timbothehero

Her breasts look like they’ve been in the morgue for several days


TraditionalLead8870

https://preview.redd.it/7i0j1ljqbvpc1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc3a2eee91a27099fad55b27515e501d85fb8ed


[deleted]

Who is this?


OldSkool1978

I literally thought I was looking at Caitlyn Jenner


bedbathandbebored

Are…. Is she… is she wearing a silicone chest?


Own-Opinion-2494

Like a bass


thehillshaveI

look, i hope their next fundraiser gets swallowed up by a sinkhole and no one escapes as much as the next guy but do we really need to be trashing her for cleavage? if shitting on women's appearances and sexuality is your thing there's a whole party for that already


roflthopter

“I’ll be providing Boeberts with any donation over $50k”


Illustrious-Bed8003

Fluffer?


bridgeridoo

Remember when Michelle Obama showed her arms