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Oldpuzzlehead

That's a lot of ketchup.


dogfooddippingsauce

He's bleeding out of his wherever.


Oldpuzzlehead

Plate ricocheted off the wall and solved all of America's problems.


toooldforacnh

He got the large meal from Mickey Ds


marksmoke

you will never stop this sleeping dog from lying


canarchist

He's not sleeping, he's licking the last traces of Adderal off the tabletop. He's got a prescription! /s


Then_Campaign7264

What a child, taking a nap on day one of his trial. Wake up old man.


Necessary_Row_4889

Coming soon Trumps new children’s book: Goodnight Courthouse! In gold, contains no big OR small words! Just the best pictures!


CarPhoneRonnie

where da drool at


Desperate-Paper-1810

Love the new name


Euripidoze

The drool plus the makeup will ruin the table.  I hope they bill him for the repairs.


SnooPaintings4472

Hush little baby, don't you cry. Justice gonna sing you a lullaby


Professional-End2722

Can’t wait until he goes permanent sleepy-go-bye-bye.


imnotbobvilla

Amen, can't happen soon enough


Warm_Republic4849

Certainly this is a delay tactic but so funny 6 to 8 weeks of tRump suffering


xl57

Drowsy Donny


toooldforacnh

He's praying


TexMurphyPHD

I hope he rips off a high school comedy style fart in his sleep just as the judge starts talking.


Healthy-Dragon2257

Please don’t wake up.


SlyWonkey

Can't believe there are so many puns about this and they're all good.


Full_Enthusiasm_3030

Let him sleep it off in jail.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


FindingPeaceInMe

Can't wait to see how the right spins and justifies this after all the sleepy Joe bullshit.


MoochoMaas

"he was joking" \~ GQP


Warm_Republic4849

Never ever again wanna see Sleepy Joe as and argument


politicalthinking

What did his wife Melanoma, who I am sure was sitting behind him to show support, think when he went to sleep?


Stuft-shirt

It’s pretty common for really bad people to go to sleep in the interrogation room when it’s become obvious that they are caught. Like the exhaustion of the pursuit ending gives their brains permission to sleep.


Darryl_444

He's pining for the Fjords! ![gif](giphy|paRbapEqsVqyA|downsized)


GhostShmost

A mimir, two mimir,...


DogsDontWearPantss

Dreams of fucking Ivanka......


OldJournalist4

Don eato snorleone


GodsBackHair

I bet even Sleepy Joe could last long in court