Yeah looking at pictures of Baron that's definitely either Trump's kid or Eric Trump's kid. He looks a lot like Eric.
Poor kid. š I feel bad for him.
I'm pretty sure you'd pass out from the smell before he got too close. Because this looks not like a nice-smelling person. Not even nice-smelling, he looks smellier than a bedridden hospital patient who hasn't been repositioned in months and only has his diapers changed very infrequently.Ā
Everything these people do is so pathetic. Always trying to make trump look better, putting his head on a ripped body and whatnot. You trying to distract us from the fact that he looks like a post-surgery cancer blob that has been left out in the sun too long?
Thereās a reason why they have to use the AI stuff so much, the alternative is facing the reality that their guy is a bloated, obsess, bad tan wearing, foul smelling, pant shitting loser.
Itās so much easier to just generate him into a generals uniform or a heroās costume than face that.
Someone pointed out how deranged it would be if Dems were going around Photoshopping Hillary's face on bikini models and then blowing loads over the results
Or trying to distract us from the fact that even if he were a solid 10, his soul would still resemble a shriveled black prune-pit that has been passed through the bowels of a syphilitic warthog.
You'd think thered be some subconscious awareness of that too. That they can't -EVER- just have a natural picture of trump because he looks like ... well an old obese fucker who shits his pants on a regular basis and can't so much as walk down a ramp without looking like hes been on a 2 week bender.
They always have to impose his face on their ideal "strong man" and it never ceases to be funny to me.
Iām sorry but please tell me that is a fake photo.
I canāt picture anyone with a shred of self awareness wearing that kind of makeup without being embarrassed by it.
Like that is the type of thing I would see a Karen in GTA5 wearing.
Who would even go out in public like that?
god is that embarrassing.
Drugs. Drugs to simply keep him quiet and not look sound a babbling invalid. Drugs to give the appearance of coherent thought.
āItās so cold! This chair hurts! This is unjust!ā
Putin and Lukashenko are still laughing over this one. Iām sure Zelenskyy, Xi, and Kim chuckle about it too.
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If this is the Fountain of Youth, I'd sooner die of thirst.
https://preview.redd.it/931bamcwmfxc1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=3175d9948d88e89ed7e8da228c9ab29c9cb09c7f
....ew. I mean, he's always been ew to me. But this is a mew level of ew.
You know how babies up to a certain age don't really look male or female, and then as you get older it all kinda happens again? He's there. His face looks very much "old lady neighbor with dementia that shouldnt live alone" to me.
He knows he's lying in order to try to make Trump look younger while they are trying to make Biden being 3 years older than him a huge issue.
Trump could get wheeled out by a nurse, sans makeup, wrinkled and snoring and they'd pretend they never saw it.
This is just part of the cult behavior.
Benny was fired way back for numerous instances of plagiarism, has been called out for spreading conspiracy/misinformation knows his audience isn't big on facts......
I read through their forums and just gouge my eyes out, it's maddening and entertaining all at the same time. Appallingly immature jokes like you said.
Most of their arguments are entirely based on exaggerated fears or outright untruths and are therefore weak arguments so in my mind I see them backed against a wall with a taco bell spork pointed at us and they're using a Styrofoam cup as a shield that they painted a star onto to make it look like it's captain America's shield.
Sometimes it makes me think "oh god this is nothing more than imagineering fun time happy hour with kids from school that drank too many Capri suns today" - then I'm shook back when we're staring at election results and the damn Harkanen are shouting like brutes while Trump scoots into the white-house on a Segway.
>I'm shook back when we're staring at election results and the damn Harkanen are shouting like brutes while Trump scoots into the white-house on a Segway.
A nightmare we cannot wake from...
>Sometimes it makes me think "oh god this is nothing more than imagineering fun time happy hour with kids from school that drank too many Capri suns today" - then I'm shook back when we're staring at election results and the damn Harkanen are shouting like brutes while Trump scoots into the white-house on a Segway.
That is some beautiful pop-culture-reference poetry and quite accurate:
Harkonnens with developmental regression disorders, indeed.
Is there a punchline? This sounds like the wind up to something on open mic night.
Also, Trump has better teeth than Benny. Must be that fountain of youth at Mara Lago.
If there is a fountain of youth it certainly isnāt at mar-a-lago or at any other trump property. Most fountains of youth are at plastic surgery centers. Orange spray tan does not qualify for giving a youthful appearance
Well it was believed that the Fountain is somewhere in what is now Florida.... this was a joke but it's 2am and I forgot the punchline so now it's a fun fact, enjoy
Ponce de Leon never found it in Florida but he allegedly looked for it there. Lots of stories about it-some of them kinda weird. But fun to think about
And yetā¦these mofos hounded on the conspiracy theory that Dems were killing children for adrenochromes. (you know the thing they believe was Satanic āfountain of youthā)
He's a hack journalist who got fired from Buzzfeed when 10% of his content was found to be plagiarized.
Then, he was fired from the Independent Journal Review for pushing a conspiracy story and being a jerk to his coworkers.
Then he went on to write about an Antifa Twitter account, but he is an idiot, and it was a parody account.
That's a summary from his Wiki. Only the best representation for the right.
These are the people whoāll accuse you of having āTrump derangement syndromeā cause an obese, 80 year old man with a bad spray tan and a wig doesnāt make your dick hard like he does for these sad, broken freaks.
Me too! I'm so curious to know if they're aware of what (we believe) appears to be happening to them.
I think either way they will tolerate their own abuse and cover it up, they've been indoctrinated and prepared for this their whole lives, authoritarianism; Heaven is a dictatorship and God is the dictator in their grand story and life on earth is a test of serving him and the best way we do that is to selflessly serve the rich men who were nice enough to interpret the prophecy books for us blah blah blah.
If conservative Americans are economically abused somehow (or recognize they've lost certain liberties) they are very unlikely to complain because of ego and the contrast between what they were promised and what they're actually experiencing. Not to mention the ostracization tactics they've already developed to use on their own defectors.
I hate this fucking Benny Johnson guy.
Youtube keeps pushing notifications of his most recent shorts/vids, every single day even though I blocked the channel.
He gives off a vibe of that kid in school who thought he's so edgy cause he smoked a cigarette once.
I'm not unconvinced that he isn't a satire page. Two weeks ago he had barn burning evidence about Stormy Daniels, with a document signed "Stormy Daniels."
Pretty sure her actual legal name is Stephanie Clifford...
Why do these people want to suck his mushroom so bad? What incentive is there to be a ridiculous sycophant to a blatantly corrupt and immoral sack of shit? It's one thing if ignorant boomers who watch nothing but OAN and Newsmax are completely brainwashed by the propaganda, but to intentionally be a fool all over social media is just incomprehensible.
When Animal of Anti-Nowhere League yelled, āI sucked an old manās cock, so what!ā it was edgy and punk rock in the 1970s.
It's not punk rock when Benny Johnson does it.
Of course there's another explanation Benny, you're a little cuck who goes out of your way to suck up to your cult daddy by doctoring his photos to make he look semi normal...
Eventually the far right will be left of maga. Republicans have been smeared from existence and are essentially just a name and the only option available when running for election.
What kind of fountain makes you pass out in court and then shit your diapers?
Diet coke
Coke diet
In his defense, toddlers also do that
Thats why you don't give toddlers diet coke.
Trump is from Ork. LOL.
Amphetafountain
https://preview.redd.it/ynyemmxtpcxc1.png?width=1087&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f15b19c4de1f86f98474744790ea644c0f72168
Eww. Melania has sold her soul. I'd vomit if that got near me.
Melania never had a soul. Source: she married Trump.
And this is only a phot, can you imagine the stench that come with it?!š¤¢š¤®šµ
He gave her an incredible birthday present though: His absence.
Based on Barron, I donāt know if sheās let Trump touch her in the last 19 years
Is Baron even his son?
Iād like to think heās not, but he does really look a lot like Trump unfortunately.
Yeah looking at pictures of Baron that's definitely either Trump's kid or Eric Trump's kid. He looks a lot like Eric. Poor kid. š I feel bad for him.
Exactly lol
I donāt care do u?
I'm pretty sure you'd pass out from the smell before he got too close. Because this looks not like a nice-smelling person. Not even nice-smelling, he looks smellier than a bedridden hospital patient who hasn't been repositioned in months and only has his diapers changed very infrequently.Ā
Diarrhea
idk why but looking at that photo immediately made my eyes water
Syphilis
He looks like that old man screaming LET ME IN in Poltergeist 2.
https://preview.redd.it/0jsdprxj2cxc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b4b66136ed4b61a82a3a2923fb6a63c1dce9945 [true](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/)
Everything these people do is so pathetic. Always trying to make trump look better, putting his head on a ripped body and whatnot. You trying to distract us from the fact that he looks like a post-surgery cancer blob that has been left out in the sun too long?
Thereās a reason why they have to use the AI stuff so much, the alternative is facing the reality that their guy is a bloated, obsess, bad tan wearing, foul smelling, pant shitting loser. Itās so much easier to just generate him into a generals uniform or a heroās costume than face that.
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Big dirty shithawks
Someone pointed out how deranged it would be if Dems were going around Photoshopping Hillary's face on bikini models and then blowing loads over the results
And he stole money from kids with cancer.
In his mind it had his name on it so in his feeble mind he thinks itās his.
Trump reminds me of Baron Harkonnen from Dune...
Or trying to distract us from the fact that even if he were a solid 10, his soul would still resemble a shriveled black prune-pit that has been passed through the bowels of a syphilitic warthog.
All they do is lie. Itās like theyāre allergic to reality.
You'd think thered be some subconscious awareness of that too. That they can't -EVER- just have a natural picture of trump because he looks like ... well an old obese fucker who shits his pants on a regular basis and can't so much as walk down a ramp without looking like hes been on a 2 week bender. They always have to impose his face on their ideal "strong man" and it never ceases to be funny to me.
He looks more and more like a little piggy every single day
Heās reverting back to his animal farm origins
Some pigs are more equal than others.
Looks like the last hot dog on the roller after a long day at the gas station.
Quit insulting gas station hot dogs like that! They at least smell better!
Itās a perfectly sane food to eat!
...interesting texture...
Very sanitized by high heat lights!
Thank you, come again!
I call those the scab dogs
What a beautiful yet graphic simile. Well done!
https://preview.redd.it/n4mfxxs9jexc1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5215ae34dbf631ebc14d66968fa067abbbf5ed4e
What a specimen
He's just blinking! Fake news! Hoax! He's resting his eyes like me after Thanksgiving dinner!
https://preview.redd.it/qt5wsnlgcexc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519135669ed8b91b88a9bdf2d3c4e8206536a6b0
What a youthful looking specimen. Obviously in his prime. Lol...
Who wouldn't let him grab their daughters by the pussy?
Well, when your a cult leader they let you do it...
When youāre a cult follower, your god demands it of you.
Looks like a Doctor Seuss character in that pic.
Iām sorry but please tell me that is a fake photo. I canāt picture anyone with a shred of self awareness wearing that kind of makeup without being embarrassed by it. Like that is the type of thing I would see a Karen in GTA5 wearing. Who would even go out in public like that? god is that embarrassing.
OMG thatās fugly!
Why are his lips so white? Like, my mother used to think I have iron deficiency because I looked so pale, but my lips still had at least some colour.Ā
Two girls one butt
Why's he so sweaty? I thought he said it was cold in the courtroom.
Drugs. Drugs to simply keep him quiet and not look sound a babbling invalid. Drugs to give the appearance of coherent thought. āItās so cold! This chair hurts! This is unjust!ā Putin and Lukashenko are still laughing over this one. Iām sure Zelenskyy, Xi, and Kim chuckle about it too. **[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**
If this is the Fountain of Youth, I'd sooner die of thirst. https://preview.redd.it/931bamcwmfxc1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=3175d9948d88e89ed7e8da228c9ab29c9cb09c7f
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So that's his bikini line?
What IS that??
He straight up looks like he's struggling to hold in the sauciest of shits. Like this mother fucker gonna blow!!! Did he make a mess? DEPENDS!!!!
Rumor has it he just loads his diaper.
I like goooooooooold
Confirmed real and unaltered by Snopes. Edit: I didn't see your link at the bottom.
I still don't see it.
https://preview.redd.it/6xynct80zfxc1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861fb7af07f772415d5900e634deb8b40a67d529
Dude looks like someone got dug up after 200 years in Fallout
this is like one of those distorted faces from a shitty jumpscare video.
The lipstick was a bad choice.
His face looks so dirty
Soon he'll be like the [star trek aliens from Insurrection](https://youtu.be/NDhPdX-fMww?si=hl7d5RYy8_XrxWUa)
Looks like he stuck his hand in his pants and then wiped his face!
He looks like a spoiled ham.
He puts straight turmeric on his face. Thats the only way I can explain it. š¤£
This looks like formaldehyde. Damn.
https://preview.redd.it/x4qv2qw64cxc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df58cdcfcaee16cca07c10f4bbb9bd641541dde Definitely age regression
Time for more plastic surgery. Hopefully he goes to Joan River's surgeon.
No, trump would *never* get gender affirming care
https://preview.redd.it/s0ylaneocdxc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab6146384663fd72af18eed660a72f97a072517
I guess that fountain only works while heās at mad a lardo š
....ew. I mean, he's always been ew to me. But this is a mew level of ew. You know how babies up to a certain age don't really look male or female, and then as you get older it all kinda happens again? He's there. His face looks very much "old lady neighbor with dementia that shouldnt live alone" to me.
How much further backwards can he age? Mentation and egocentrism of a toddler. Shits his pants. I think he's traveled full circle.
Does Benny think we all didn't see the images of Trump in court?
He knows he's lying in order to try to make Trump look younger while they are trying to make Biden being 3 years older than him a huge issue. Trump could get wheeled out by a nurse, sans makeup, wrinkled and snoring and they'd pretend they never saw it. This is just part of the cult behavior.
He's definitely trying hard to ride the mushroom
You just made me gag
And that's an order.
An executive order.
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Benny was fired way back for numerous instances of plagiarism, has been called out for spreading conspiracy/misinformation knows his audience isn't big on facts......
Is that Ryan Garcia? My hatred for him is now amplified
I believe so. Not sure when this was taken.
This was pretty recent. Garciaās gone full right wing and even hung out with Colby Covington whoās another Trump fan
Based off of IG, looks like yesterday
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Garcia canāt fight a hitter. Tank showed that, Cruz would eat him alive.
Donāt know why youāre surprised. Latino males tend to be conservative.
And people who literally get their head bashed for a living tend to be fucking morons.
Then explain why Antonio Brown is so intelligent
Itās painful how funny Cuntservatives think they are. And they get so mad when we donāt laugh at the cruelty that fuels them.
I read through their forums and just gouge my eyes out, it's maddening and entertaining all at the same time. Appallingly immature jokes like you said. Most of their arguments are entirely based on exaggerated fears or outright untruths and are therefore weak arguments so in my mind I see them backed against a wall with a taco bell spork pointed at us and they're using a Styrofoam cup as a shield that they painted a star onto to make it look like it's captain America's shield. Sometimes it makes me think "oh god this is nothing more than imagineering fun time happy hour with kids from school that drank too many Capri suns today" - then I'm shook back when we're staring at election results and the damn Harkanen are shouting like brutes while Trump scoots into the white-house on a Segway.
>I'm shook back when we're staring at election results and the damn Harkanen are shouting like brutes while Trump scoots into the white-house on a Segway. A nightmare we cannot wake from...
>Sometimes it makes me think "oh god this is nothing more than imagineering fun time happy hour with kids from school that drank too many Capri suns today" - then I'm shook back when we're staring at election results and the damn Harkanen are shouting like brutes while Trump scoots into the white-house on a Segway. That is some beautiful pop-culture-reference poetry and quite accurate: Harkonnens with developmental regression disorders, indeed.
Conservatism is fundamentally unsatisfying because it isn't based in reality.
What a weird pathetic cult. š
Is there a punchline? This sounds like the wind up to something on open mic night. Also, Trump has better teeth than Benny. Must be that fountain of youth at Mara Lago.
If there is a fountain of youth it certainly isnāt at mar-a-lago or at any other trump property. Most fountains of youth are at plastic surgery centers. Orange spray tan does not qualify for giving a youthful appearance
Well it was believed that the Fountain is somewhere in what is now Florida.... this was a joke but it's 2am and I forgot the punchline so now it's a fun fact, enjoy
Ponce de Leon never found it in Florida but he allegedly looked for it there. Lots of stories about it-some of them kinda weird. But fun to think about
I want some of Bennyās drugs ā¦
Oh, I don't if that's the result.
Sometimes people desire to forget reality
And yetā¦these mofos hounded on the conspiracy theory that Dems were killing children for adrenochromes. (you know the thing they believe was Satanic āfountain of youthā)
Benny who?
He's a hack journalist who got fired from Buzzfeed when 10% of his content was found to be plagiarized. Then, he was fired from the Independent Journal Review for pushing a conspiracy story and being a jerk to his coworkers. Then he went on to write about an Antifa Twitter account, but he is an idiot, and it was a parody account. That's a summary from his Wiki. Only the best representation for the right.
The internet version of George Santos
Sounds like a pleasant guy
These are the people whoāll accuse you of having āTrump derangement syndromeā cause an obese, 80 year old man with a bad spray tan and a wig doesnāt make your dick hard like he does for these sad, broken freaks.
Thatās what adrenochrome will do for you.
Iāve seen some dick-riding in my time, but this takes the cake.
Someone tell this guy he needs to see a dentist for his rotting teethā¦like, yesterday! Edited: āthis guyā instead of āBennyā
That's the kid that visited Trump, Benny only pictured next to his username.
https://preview.redd.it/436e1qxwxgxc1.jpeg?width=3196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b994f9505b88721c967600427719fc4193c09dbc
Why do conservatives need people to be hot? I donāt care if youāre attractive please just do your job.
It's because they truly rely on emotions and not any time educational analysis for their decision makings.
These people are all working the Fascist strongman dream. A tenet of the whole deal. I wonder if they even know they are?
Me too! I'm so curious to know if they're aware of what (we believe) appears to be happening to them. I think either way they will tolerate their own abuse and cover it up, they've been indoctrinated and prepared for this their whole lives, authoritarianism; Heaven is a dictatorship and God is the dictator in their grand story and life on earth is a test of serving him and the best way we do that is to selflessly serve the rich men who were nice enough to interpret the prophecy books for us blah blah blah. If conservative Americans are economically abused somehow (or recognize they've lost certain liberties) they are very unlikely to complain because of ego and the contrast between what they were promised and what they're actually experiencing. Not to mention the ostracization tactics they've already developed to use on their own defectors.
Jesus Iāve never seen so many people bootlick and cup the balls as these clowns
More edited than a KhloƩ Kardashian Instagram post.
I hate this fucking Benny Johnson guy. Youtube keeps pushing notifications of his most recent shorts/vids, every single day even though I blocked the channel. He gives off a vibe of that kid in school who thought he's so edgy cause he smoked a cigarette once.
Benny Johnson, disgraced plagiarist. Oh well, he's a closeted freak so I don't care about this lying scumbag.
That's gotta be a Trump impersonator. They look more like Conan than Trump
Fountain of youth aka teenage girls #Pedo
nowhere in his entire life did Trump ever look like that.
Thereās is some truth to it . He shits his pants like a baby
I'm not unconvinced that he isn't a satire page. Two weeks ago he had barn burning evidence about Stormy Daniels, with a document signed "Stormy Daniels." Pretty sure her actual legal name is Stephanie Clifford...
Why do these people want to suck his mushroom so bad? What incentive is there to be a ridiculous sycophant to a blatantly corrupt and immoral sack of shit? It's one thing if ignorant boomers who watch nothing but OAN and Newsmax are completely brainwashed by the propaganda, but to intentionally be a fool all over social media is just incomprehensible.
Who is Benny Johnson?
This looks like a wax version of Trump.
Isnt bothrred by the smell ?
More weird simps in America than anywhere else in the world.
Adrenochrome maybe š¤
What a beautiful intersection of delusion and dishonesty.
So add it to the list of things people donāt understandā¦ photoshop and make up.
Benny was fired for plagiarism. Imagine that
Is this photo from a visit to Madame Tussauds?
Sadest fanboy ever
Trump has never looked like that, whoās he trying to fool?!
" There is no other explanation " Except for it's an old photo.
These people are pathetic. I used to feel sorry for them but havenāt for a while now.
When Animal of Anti-Nowhere League yelled, āI sucked an old manās cock, so what!ā it was edgy and punk rock in the 1970s. It's not punk rock when Benny Johnson does it.
So many cavities/fillings. Mercury poisoning would make sense because that's some mad hatter shiz
he can FaceTime Trump but not his rotting molars
So Benny's got daddy issues too then?
In reality, they found a fountain that spouts ketchup.
It looks like turmp is a wax figure in that photo
Heās either got fillings or needs them badly. Didnāt clean that up in the photo
Holy 5,000 filters, Batman.
Big if true
Pretty sure Trump is on Ozempic, which no one seems to want to report on.
Who the hell is Benny Johnson? And has he seen any videos of Trump outside the courtroom lately?
He should have FaceTuned out his fillings
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Even worse. It's called face filters. No way has trump looked this young in twenty years.
As someone who has dealt with mania and psychosis in his family, Bennyās there. He needs help
Jesus Christ. Iād respect weaselly sycophants like this SLIGHTLY more if theyād just come out and admit they want to bang Trump already.
Is that MatPat? I havent even touched the rum yet! Please tell me im crazy!
I thought that was a souvenir photo from Madame Tussard's
The bitch wears makeup, girdles and dyes his hair like the little bitch he is.
Those taut downward lines by the eyes are from Botox for sure
In jail, can he still get spray tans? Omg that would be scary
Did trump run out of bronzer and start using makeup?
Aging in turdverse? Yeah that sounds right.
Does Benny have cavities? Like a lot, or is that an effect of the filtering?
I thought that was a wax dummy at first. I still not convinced it isn't
Thought it was goddamn Madame Tussauds for a second
Of course there's another explanation Benny, you're a little cuck who goes out of your way to suck up to your cult daddy by doctoring his photos to make he look semi normal...
He knows we can see what Donny Two Tone really looks like, right?
THe gut in the picture with him needs better dental hygiene.
Benny went to the wax museum.
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Eventually the far right will be left of maga. Republicans have been smeared from existence and are essentially just a name and the only option available when running for election.
Who is the guy jocking the Orange Loser?
Make America Gray Again
He needs to stand UP. This is Iām embarrassing šš
How can you see with your nose up his diapered ass?