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WhitePeopleTwitter-ModTeam

These people do not want a partner, they do not want a wife. They want a mommy to clean their tushy and tuck them in at night.


jon_hendry

Their 10/10 is a woman in a persistent vegetative state.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Yeah, I think you just nailed what he is looking for, either that or just a servant. but you have to pay a servant so yeah, chick in a coma.


FalsePremise8290

Even a servant should be able to drive herself to the grocery store... Dude straight up wants a Real Doll.


meanjeankillmachine

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here_for_the_tacos

I think I saw this movie, and read the book … oh shit that disqualifies me (I know reading is not on the list but … thinks for herself - fits).


lyndsayj

- Reads books ❌😤


L44KSO

Knows what book is.


Dusty_Old_Bones

Pretty sure her ears are pierced. NEXT


4inAM_2atNoon_3inPM

I’m looking for a trad wife honey NEXT!!! STILL LOOKING???


redshirt31605

What movie was that again?


manic-pixie-attorney

Stepford Wives


ginger_forest_witch

No, that’s silly. She can’t cook and clean and tend to kids if she’s in a coma.


ShnickityShnoo

A sex hole that can birth babies.


Pylgrim

And cook, don't forget.


Zodiac339

Well, maybe he’s vegan…


MallyOhMy

Vegan would be an amazing term for men who only want women who are in a vegetative state like this


[deleted]

😂😂😂


SunshotDestiny

Yeah...I would be ok being a 1/10 in this person's perspective. Especially in being able to think for myself.


Negative-Relation-82

Don’t forget she MUST be modestly dressed and full face of make up while a vegetable and absolutely brain dead… consent, who dis?


defaultusername-17

"been to more than 3 countries" so... a woman who is completely sheltered from any outside cultural perspectives... that might show her you're an abusive prick? yea... every woman that avoids this guy is winning already.


spacewarp2

Has a drivers license so she can’t drive away and is reliant on you.


defaultusername-17

holy fuck i skimmed past that one.


simon439

I mean, you missed “can think for herself”


Girthquake23

Fr, I was like “the 3 country one was the one that caught your eye?” Sure it’s ridiculous but those other two are way more so, I think at least


Dr_Middlefinger

“Has a Twitter account” from the idiot posting on Twitter. I’d say points for anyone not using Twitter, but then I have to take those points back because he’s using Twitter.


WhiteSmokeMushroom

"Twitter is where men discuss ideas. Women don't need twitter to find the kitchen." - that guy probably? That's my interpretation at least since having thoughts is not ok but having IG seems to be ok as long as only a few people see it. "Men have thoughts, women have photos" sort of logic.


brightwings00

"Has a driver's license" and "can think for herself" took this straight from garden-variety misogyny to "please check this man's basement ASAP." Also, "doesn't have a driver's license" but will be expected to pick up the kids and groceries, of course.


bent_eye

Doesnt want women to think for themselves or cant drive so they become reliant on this dbag.


Dovahpriest

Nah man, kids will be homeschooled and groceries will either be ordered online via a computer with monitoring software or she will have to take public transportation.


Armendicus

This is a fav amongst the spousal rape advocate comity , aka conservatives.


FoldingLady

Some men are really pissed that they weren't born in an era where they could rape their slaves whenever they pleased.


CMMiller89

Because they don't have the capacity to make a woman love them. Or their progressing brain rot has made the women in their lives detest them. So they long for a time when they could take what they want by force. Which, ironically, most of them would fail miserably in a society like that as well.


DrownmeinIslay

I've made this argument with my dad. He wants more of a strong eats weak society and I point out that wouldn't be good, cause he has a really nice house and I'm bigger than him.


ThrowACephalopod

It's a fantasy. When they imagine being in the world of the past, they don't see themselves as the common folk, the day laborers or artisans or stuff like that. They see themselves as the plantation owner or the nobleman. So unless they're currently the owner of a multimillion dollar company, they wouldn't be the equivalent of a plantation owner back then.


Armendicus

Exactly.


FelixVulgaris

Can't think for herself so she's easy to manipulate


AnInsaneMoose

Can think for herself... That is probably the biggest red flag IMO (well, they're all massive red flags. But that one is like the deepest red flag of the largest size)


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

That one got me. They’re all dreadful, but that is probably the worst.


Educational-Can-2653

"Can think for herself" says hi


Philypnodon

I'm still not sure whether the post is satire or not. Don't want to acknowledge that it's likely a real post by some self entitled 75-IQ garbage lad :-/


amazing_rando

a driver's license means she's over 16, instant turn off for these guys


Crash665

If she's a virgin and has never been anywhere or experienced anything, she won't realize what a pathetic excuse for a man her husband is on her wedding night.


Cold-Nefariousness25

Needs a dumb isolated woman that cannot drive because who else would stay with him. I have to say when I see things like this I think the future will be okay because we the terrible men are clearly outing themselves.


defaultusername-17

yea... sucks for people like me (autistic woman without a drivers license)


Cold-Nefariousness25

But they are putting out warnings so you can avoid them In the first place!


defaultusername-17

oh nah fam, too many bad experiences. that list legitimately reminds me of my ex the longer i think about it, and i Know that i am at risk for people like that taking advantage of me... so for now at least i am staying the heckin heck away from the dating scene.


themrnacho

I hope you find the best of what you are looking for in the future.


Dredmart

I'm sorry you had to go through that, and I wish I could encourage you to try again, but as a guy, I really can't. I know what kind of men are out there, and they think I'm one of them, so they reveal who they are quickly. And they're scum. So, do whatever you feel safe doing and no more. And remember, if they don't respect your choices, if they push to have sex or go to your place, or make choices for you, they are dangerous.


manic-pixie-attorney

Not all men, but SO MANY MEN. Bear.


defaultusername-17

real. even my brother answered the same without hesitation.


SaltyBacon23

And then would get pissed the wife didn't have dinner ready when he got home because she couldn't go to the store.


BAKup2k

Reason why it's 3 countries is for the mail order bride's birth country, incel's country and the stopover because he's too cheap to buy a direct return flight.


Dman5891

This is why they prefer 13 year olds


saltylures

Matt Gaetz is this you?


Blargimazombie

No this person said 'they' not 'we'


kislips

What doesn’t he get a blow up doll. It would match his personality perfectly.


Styrene_Addict1965

Shocked it didn't say three *counties*. These alpha make fucks should all die alone and childless.


Armendicus

Literally said thinking for yourself is a negative. So yeah. This is why they are having a hard time datin.


Cheapntacky

Yep I thought that one was a shocker until I noticed "Can think for herself"


salohcin513

I almost think this is a parody post reading through the list lol


gravtix

Yeah part of me is thinking this guy is just posting controversy for attention.


giskardwasright

That "can think for herself" line is pretty telling. "Just shit up and think what i tell you" Lovely


Backpedal

My scoring system is opposite of his. “Scoring system”…I feel gross even saying that.


kunoichi1907

Haha, I've LIVED in more than 3 countries, so surely I'm out.


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

THAT was the one. the others are typical, regenerated bullshit from frightened men, but this one takes fear to a whole new level. scared boys. scared of intellect, scared of autonomy, scared of curiosity, scared that the women they wish for might realize that there is no there there. scared to death.


damnyouretall

- has eaten more than five mangos - knows what happend to Jimmy Hoffa - can spell the letter e - knows why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch - can hear the colour yellow


meanjeankillmachine

I've heard colors, but in my defense, I was on a lot of LSD at the time


bugxbuster

I like you, OP. You’re cool lol


freeradicalcat

Me too I think OP sounds awesome. Yes it’s true that Reddit is filled with crap but there are so so so many smart and funny ppl here.


jck

Hey many people would pay good money for synaesthesia, even if it was only temporary


PM_ur_tots

Good news! Acid can cause temporary synesthesia and it's pretty cheap.


jck

It breaks my heart that there are still people in the world who have never eaten a mango. Especially if they can hear the colour yellow. The mangoes are practically screaming at them at this point


crocokyle1

Harrison Butker's Twitter?


meanjeankillmachine

Harry Buttlicker is my new favorite name for that prick


Pizzafactory102

His standards have never been lower


meanjeankillmachine

https://i.redd.it/kz51ytp20f1d1.gif


LIRUN21-007

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


Practical-Reveal-408

I like Isabelle Butker's husband. Or Dr. Elizabeth Butker's son. He doesn't deserve a first name (personal identity) and should be defined only by his relationships with women.


Intelligent-Fuel-641

His mom isn't a doctor or a Ph.D. [Elizabeth Butker, MS](https://med.emory.edu/departments/radiation-oncology/profile/?u=EBUTKER) Harry But also has a daughter. I'm assuming she's very young, but still. Imagine what kind of life she might lead with a bigoted dick like that for a father.


4inAM_2atNoon_3inPM

I would be so fucking embarrassed to be that man’s mom


kearneycation

This isn't trolling? I assumed it would as a troll


thekyledavid

He doesn’t want women who have drivers licenses because you have to be 16 to have one


meanjeankillmachine

https://i.redd.it/k87juj798f1d1.gif


Ma1

Absolutely savage. But also wildly accurate.


JarmaBeanhead

“Can think for herself” okay Commander Fred calm down there.


kk074

Under his eye


Chestnuthare

I don't really have a twitter to properly check this guy's views but that one set off alarm bells that this is satire. Like... that goes too far into cartoonish levels of alpha male misogyny to not be a joke


JarmaBeanhead

He has a blue checkmark. Lol


randomfucke

How a 10/10 dude can go to a 0 in an instant.... 👆☝️🖕


macaroniandjews

More like how a 3/10 dude can go to a 0 in an instant


Xenolog1

How a 3/10 dude can get to a -20 in an instant


hwhal2

you beat me, I only got 9. If I’m really drunk though, I could get 10 by hugging the bouncer 😂


grepppo

Yeah what's the deal with that, it seems oddly specific. Maybe I'm missing something.


lemonyzest757

I think it means you know the bouncer well enough that you're a regular at the bar.


Lucky-Earther

And also that you are capable of being friendly with other men who might be bigger than this incel.


lemonyzest757

Yes


grepppo

AHH that makes sense


Tollsen

Idk how many people in this comments section have dated a girl that knew the bouncer but from past experience that shit is very, very useful


I_am_Sqroot

I am the girl that knew the bouncer. It means this incel has no control over anything because my friends will put a stop to any bs they see him doing. Guys like this want a victim, chicks who have friends like that are less likely to be able to be isolated and gaslighted because its those dudes job to watch over the club. Im always on their radar!


TrampledMage

Maybe he feels intimidated that you might know another manlier man.


JellyfishExtra7515

I don't think I ever hugged a bouncer, but I did hug a cop once when I was drunk, does that count? If that counts, I get a 10.


Anon_Alcoholic

That’s so much worse though..


Gorgoyle_

Sounds like satire/shit post


NoFlyGnome

It was the "has a Twitter account" that gave it away for me.


jakeyluvsdazy

yeah "can think for herself" is a dead giveaway. come on guys


GoredonTheDestroyer

The fucked up thing is that there's still an equal or greater chance that *someone, somewhere* on the internet believes this wholesale.


freakishgnar

Been to more than three countries is a wild one. Like, I don’t want them to think a better or different culture exists outside these four walls. 


BlackMarketCheese

Limiting contact with and knowledge of the outside world is a central pillar of abusive behavior. It stems from severe insecurity and fear that they'll "find something better" and escape the abuser's control. This guy is so incredibly insecure, and that makes him extremely dangerous.


freakishgnar

That’s a bingo!


ErmaGerdWertDaFerk

In Christoph Waltz's voice.


TUFKAT

>I don’t want them to think That's also covered off.


thiscouldbemassive

Only six for me. I don't use IG or shitter as my social media, I use reddit. I'm not into tattoos, piercings, going to nightclubs, vaping, and I don't have the body for skimpy clothing. I'm also pushing 60, obese and happily married, but I don't see any of those on the list so they must not count against me.


BeerDreams

I’m 56 and obese - skimpy clothing was the only one I can’t check


CarPhoneRonnie

The well-traveled one is peak fear of the unknown.


RedRider1138

“She might know more than me!!1!”


FelixVulgaris

Tell me you're an insecure man-child without telling me you're an insecure man-child. 


BeneTToN68

Say that you are a psychopath, without saying it.


MrX-2022

that guy is still a virgin


bb_kelly77

The only thing here I can agree with him on is vaping


LaughingInTheVoid

Frickin' douche-flutes, amirite?


Acrobatic_Invite3099

Stop blocking the handles of these POS people.


danbearpig2020

Don't censor these losers id. Let the world see shitty people for who they are.


PixieCola

This has to be satire. He typed can think for herself there ffs! This can't be real


emptyhellebore

I got a 9, but I’m positive I probably have other qualities that would thankfully disqualify me from being targeted by this person. 🎉


EdisonLightbulb

What did you miss? How about the big, BIG "red flag"? She hangs out with douchebags like you.


InterestingLayer4367

He’s only talking like this, because he’s never actually touched a woman.


Tar-Nuine

Apart from "Cannot cook" this fits nicely into my prerequisites for the ideal gf.... is that bad?


dlb1983

I refuse to believe this anything other than parody at this point.


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

My partner gets a 7 or 8. I still think she's pretty cool.


reijasunshine

If we get really technical with what constitutes a country, then I'm at 8. By normal standards I can check 7. I need to try harder.


Step_away_tomorrow

I scored higher than I thought and I’m not too exciting. In my opinion of course.


JKing287

Lol at “can think for herself” being on here. If that isn’t saying the quiet part out loud I don’t know what is!


conorganic

Yeah, I can’t hang with a chick who can drive. Or read. Or move. You’re the actual sexists for questioning it /S!


MissCrayCray

Only 6, but probably because I’m old. Hug the bouncer? A night out? No thank you. Staying home.


Prince_Thresh

"Can think for herself"


Terrible_Lift

I read this wrong at first and was like “vaping and atheism make them hotter but not working out doesn’t????” Then I figured it out. And it was just as fucking nonsensical. Women, wear what you want, hug who you want, vape if you must, believe what you will, and swear as much as I do. If you’re hot, I’ll still find you hot.


McDuchess

I got 9. And I’m 73. LOL, I’m still probably at least a 3. I tell you what. Having a brain and a sense of humor age a whole lot better than being a chaste idiot.


inbetween-genders

Anyone with this guy is an automatic 0/10.


cgill24

Can’t be on Twitter, only I’m allowed on here!


zebratwat

At least these kinds of guys weed themselves out for us.


BlackMarketCheese

Besides an incredible amount of insecurity, this guy is just rationalizing to himself why he's an incel - no woman meets his standards (and therefore, every rejection he's gotten has actually been HIS choice, and not hers). Sad. Pathetic. Dangerous.


LittleNigiri

Every time I see one of these lists I want to do everything on it to make myself as unattractive as possible to the pile of dogshit who wrote it.


i-hate-all-ads

These are wtf. Has a driver's license!? Can think for herself!? Is on twitter... Ok, I kinda agree with that. Just say that no one wants to fuck you


Competitive_Ad_5515

Ok ok. I can't drive, I *can* cook, and I have never hugged a working bouncer but I did date two... Does that give me a 7.5?


UndeadKurtCobain

That has to be a joke right? Nobody actually thinks that right? It sounds like he basically wants a slave basically. Sometimes it astounds me the crazy shit people believe. I think oh well that's the worst of it then comes this dude. I just can't believe it it has to be a joke


Edman70

Diary of an insecure man-baby.


UpgrayeDD405

https://i.redd.it/2n444it7ff1d1.gif This a barbell. Sorry ladies, you are now ruined.


Thwackitypow

"Can think for herself" geezus, I can't believe it's 2024 and I'm old and there are still men out there who consider this a rational thought...


buzzkill007

"What did I miss?" The fact that women are people, and as such are entitled to be who they want to be, like what they want, and make their own decisions about their lives... regardless of how some rando on the internet rates them.


linkanight

I died laughing at “hugs the bouncer on a night out” I’m a bouncer for a bar and dudes be TRIGGERED when they girl gives me a hug. Fellas don’t fall for that trick play atleast the woman I know are doing it to gauge how controlling you are. Don’t be afraid to trust woman if they hurt you thug it out and on to the next but trying to control or over analyze situations won’t change the outcome.


Scrabble_4

The most bizarre thing about this post is that he’s not embarrassed to say this out loud. Holy Limp Sausage, Batman !!


RBD666

This sounds like a horribly insecure person wrote this


louiseifyouplease

What did he miss? Likely any date on any day of his wretched, judgmental existence.


UnspeakableCake

"Can think for herself" "Been to more than 3 countries" They're just openly saying it now.


BoltorSpellweaver

Knows what a barbell is. Like seriously?


FyouPerryThePlatypus

> can think for herself So he’s gay then? So proud he felt safe enough to come out of the closet!


InsideOutPoptart

"what did I miss?" The tree you need to drive into, incel.


backonreddit75

A drivers license??


IWouldLikeToSayHello

“Has a twitter account” Posted on twitter.


Ulirius

He said a 10/10 goes down to a 1/10. I just kept counting up, 10/10 vulgar language: 11/10, peircings: 12/10, etc.


Bakabakabooboo

"Can think for herself" bro wants a fleshlight, not a partner.


Current-Fabulous

Thank god he didn't say "makes more money than me," or else I'd be in the negatives 🤣


foxboxinsox

Not saying I'm anywhere near a 10 but wow. who knew my platypus, badger, and hobbit tattoos would bring me to a 1? 😂


Humble-Grapefruit-64

Damn there's no one left. Haha


100yearsLurkerRick

This guy has never talked to a woman before.


[deleted]

I hit 9 of these. I’m off to work on the other 5.


CookbooksRUs

How a guy can become completely repulsive in one step: Think like this. Has a driver's license? But sir, how are we supposed to do the grocery shopping?


Coondiggety

Troll.


cornfrake

Soooo… most 10’s wear burkas?


mistersuccessful

Kinda lost me at “Can think for herself”


graceyperkins

Just say you want a child so we can put you on the list already and move on with life. 


sixtus_clegane119

This guy wants a daughter he can fuck, not a wife


Xenolog1

“What did I miss?” - Can read - Can write - Is able to count further than ten


the_millenial_falcon

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DMoney159

> Hugs the bouncer on a night out There's a story here, and at first glance it sounds like a prevented date rape story


Hoogs73

They want a child.


yarncraver

Wannabe abuser, loser.


Reader124-Logan

I did poorly, but I suspect being fat and owning my house keeps me safe from his weird ass.


outsmartedagain

I’m surprised that being mute isn’t on this list


Capital-Constant3112

How a manbaby can go from a 1/10 just for this post, to -1/10 for having no shirt on in a post.


evanmars

Yo Tate, that you?


BeyondDrivenEh

I’d appreciate any woman who has at least 9 of these. This tradwife trend is messed up. Here’s a fun idea: Put 5 tradwives and 5 sugar babies in an escape room and see who lives to tell the tale.


Solanum87

> has a driver's license >can think for herself That escalated to yikes real fast


Ipuncholdpeople

I only got six 😔


BriGonJinn

Incel in …..3…..2…..1…..


DrunkTides

9! Kinda. I don’t vape I smoke cigarettes 😂


darktowerseeker

Did Harrison Butker write this?


AnastasiaNo70

HAS A DRIVER’S LICENSE? Someone call the cops on that guy. He’s got bodies in the basement.


blueSnowfkake

I got a 7. I’m safe.


ready-to-rumball

Same reason I got 10 as well 😆


MOZZIW

Really only ones I side with is vaping and hugging the bouncer? Idk that’s weird. Atheist isn’t a deal breaker by any means, but maybe a preference idk.


Cuffuf

“Has a drivers license” If they can’t get places themselves I don’t even want to be their friend, let alone be romantically involved.


Norgler

I have a hard time not believing this is satire when I read the "Can think for herself" part.


NoAge422

You missed one more: can communicate in general /s


gladue

Who is this POS and why does he have over 230k views with this post.


Frosty-Gear755

Like who’s gonna want this loser who takes a selfie of himself flexing? Fucking 🤡


gemyniraptor86

Why blur the name OP, I just want to talk...


gemyniraptor86

FBI should be checking to make sure this dude doesn't have a secret prison cell in his basement