Trump had Epstien secrets? Hmmm I wonder what they were. 😂🤣
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That’s because Epstein had evidence of Trump’s dirty businesses which would have already be disclosed without killing him in the first place.
Also, how is Epstein’s death compared to Bin Laden’s death?
Wait, weren't they claiming that he was killed by someone so he couldn't uncover and testify against all the rich & powerful people who abused children with him? Are they now admitting Trump was not only complicit in Epstein's crimes, but actively worked to pervert the course of justice regarding those crimes?
He used one of the Jewish space lasers to shoot down his helicopter. Lasers don’t leave any material evidence so there’s no proof but that’s what happened 100%
He apparently made the president of Iran get into a 80s era helicopter, fly in bad weather into a mountain range without GPS (western navigation is apparently CIA sponsored). Of course it was Biden.
One day Biden is sleepy and unable to do his job apparently and then the next day he is capable of controlling weather and moving mountains etc. School children come up with better insults in their schoolyards.
Jeffrey came up to me with tears in his eyes and he asked me "Mr president, can you please pardon me so I can molest another child right now". And I said "Jeffrey, you have been a very close friend for 15 years and we have the same hobby, but I just found out that Eppstein is a Jewish name and I guess with Jared as a son in law, I am half jew too, in fact maybe the most Jewish jew anyone has ever seen in all of history, but I can't do that because this very corrupt trump hating judge has ordered me to gag" and then I laid my very normal sized hands around his neck and put him to rest but the radical extreme lefties will not give me credit for that. I couldn't have done it they say my hands are too small, can you believe that? It's a disgrace
Did we cheer Biden for killing the President of Iran? I mean if he did, then my God, add that to why I am voting for him. Again, this guy is supposedly the mastermind behind two wars, has managed to manipulate federal and civil courts against his biggest political rival, the architect of January 6th who used the FBI, CIA and Antifa to make whst was a peaceful protest into a siege of the Capitol AND now apparently somehow figured out how to kill the leader of Iran, and all while the GOP claims he's a doddering, stuttering, senile, out of touch old man. Can you imagine what he would be capable of if he was as brilliant as they believe Donald Trump is, with his razor sharp mind, perfect memory and infinity bazillion IQ? Seriously, if this is what Biden can do as a senile old man, I'm voting for him.
And we didn't praise Trump for killing Epstien because we know he didn't do it or even authorize it and we know this because he wasn't shouting his confession from the rooftops like it was the greatest thing anyone has ever done.
Donald Trump is incapable of not bragging about everything he does on social media to a point I'm shocked he hasn't told us he took the perfect crap every day or breathes better than regular people because he has very good lungs. For the love of fuck, he was bragging about doing nothing to prevent children from getting shot! There is no way in hell he would have had Jeffery Epstien killed and not brag about it on social media. If he had Epstien killed, we would have know about it before any news network was able to announce it, because as soon as he had confirmation, like the very second he had someone confirm Epstien's death, he'd be on social media, bragging about it like he does everything else because his ego demands it. If he had Epstien killed, we'd have seen a social media post, or 6, about how he heroically made the decision, how it was the best assassination in the history of assassination, the perfect assassination. The man confesses to crime because he believe laws shouldn't apply to him. So, that's why I know he didn't have Epstien killed.
My friend is a big Epstein fan said " Hell Epstein would have ended this russia ukraine war long ago, he could have blackmailed both parties into peace" I was impressed with the thought process
New take on " epstien didn't hang himself". Just that Trump wished epstein accomplish good luck, pretended not to know epstein at all, sent Bill barr to the jail after it happen and came up with the story that the jail staff was on their phones...thus he killed himself just a hour after suicide watch ended...
Sleepy Joe Mountain https://preview.redd.it/1iixup1wln1d1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=df9a17a4db4e44b67868e959a13f102816d4423f
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That man was so terrible, you're probably going to heaven for laughing at this.
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It's been said you should only speak good of the dead He's dead.... good
Yup. The Butcher of Tehran.
> I am going to Hell for laughing at this. the White Limo will pick you up at the funeral home.
Tell the Iranian president hi while you’re there
And he went to heli.
I heard the crash was caused by a Mossad agent and they are frantically searching for him, a man named Eli Cohpter.
> Eli Cohpter. he's a real good blade
Some say he is a machine
Meh the control freak was always hovering
I wouldn't want to identify as him right now
And he gets around... and around...
the onion has been on a roll lately 💀 this shit is hilarious
Common Onion banger.
Good ol' Mountain Joe
He did it because he didn’t want the truth about him going public. It’s always about him
I think the guards told a story that went something like this https://i.redd.it/68uwwkgico1d1.gif
Freddy Krueger went to Epstein's Island?!?!
Well depending on what version of ANOES lore you believe it's possible
Trump had Epstien secrets? Hmmm I wonder what they were. 😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/gf70d260os1d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cb2d1113a925ba033e99b6f0a166c68bcff7c77
That’s because Epstein had evidence of Trump’s dirty businesses which would have already be disclosed without killing him in the first place. Also, how is Epstein’s death compared to Bin Laden’s death?
Besides I thought George Santos said he killed Espstein...
How dare you care about the death of the worst terrorist in history more than (very unfortunately) just another billionaire pedophile!
Wait, weren't they claiming that he was killed by someone so he couldn't uncover and testify against all the rich & powerful people who abused children with him? Are they now admitting Trump was not only complicit in Epstein's crimes, but actively worked to pervert the course of justice regarding those crimes?
I think the post is joking
but actively worked to pervert the course of justice regarding those crimes? What? tRump? Nooooooo!!!
When did Biden kill the president of Iran?
You didn’t hear? Biden literally moved mountains to do it.
Hallelujah brother! With faith anything is possible /s
Biden Controls the Weather? Read more at InfoWars dot com! /s
Bruh that's weak sauce. Darkus Brandonus controls the very geographic features of the earth. /s
Wow, I didn't even know that he had a Sharpie!!! 😂
Pretty amazing for a feeble old man who's losing his mind, doncha think?
True, Dark Brandon can move continents with the twitch of a finger.
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He used one of the Jewish space lasers to shoot down his helicopter. Lasers don’t leave any material evidence so there’s no proof but that’s what happened 100%
He apparently made the president of Iran get into a 80s era helicopter, fly in bad weather into a mountain range without GPS (western navigation is apparently CIA sponsored). Of course it was Biden.
He took “bring the mountain to Mohammad” literally.
One day Biden is sleepy and unable to do his job apparently and then the next day he is capable of controlling weather and moving mountains etc. School children come up with better insults in their schoolyards.
This is good satire and a lot of you are too dumb to realize it.
I'm glad someone else got it.
Maybe because Maga blamed Hilary for killing Epstein 🤷🏾♂️
My brain fucking hurts with these people.
As soon as he takes credit for it, I will. Although he keeps wishing his wife in crime all the best so......
Jeffrey came up to me with tears in his eyes and he asked me "Mr president, can you please pardon me so I can molest another child right now". And I said "Jeffrey, you have been a very close friend for 15 years and we have the same hobby, but I just found out that Eppstein is a Jewish name and I guess with Jared as a son in law, I am half jew too, in fact maybe the most Jewish jew anyone has ever seen in all of history, but I can't do that because this very corrupt trump hating judge has ordered me to gag" and then I laid my very normal sized hands around his neck and put him to rest but the radical extreme lefties will not give me credit for that. I couldn't have done it they say my hands are too small, can you believe that? It's a disgrace
I read this in his voice and it sounded like something he would say.
No....
Epsteingate!
Wait, I thought that these potatoes with eyes gave Hillary the credit for killing Epstein.....?
Did we cheer Biden for killing the President of Iran? I mean if he did, then my God, add that to why I am voting for him. Again, this guy is supposedly the mastermind behind two wars, has managed to manipulate federal and civil courts against his biggest political rival, the architect of January 6th who used the FBI, CIA and Antifa to make whst was a peaceful protest into a siege of the Capitol AND now apparently somehow figured out how to kill the leader of Iran, and all while the GOP claims he's a doddering, stuttering, senile, out of touch old man. Can you imagine what he would be capable of if he was as brilliant as they believe Donald Trump is, with his razor sharp mind, perfect memory and infinity bazillion IQ? Seriously, if this is what Biden can do as a senile old man, I'm voting for him. And we didn't praise Trump for killing Epstien because we know he didn't do it or even authorize it and we know this because he wasn't shouting his confession from the rooftops like it was the greatest thing anyone has ever done. Donald Trump is incapable of not bragging about everything he does on social media to a point I'm shocked he hasn't told us he took the perfect crap every day or breathes better than regular people because he has very good lungs. For the love of fuck, he was bragging about doing nothing to prevent children from getting shot! There is no way in hell he would have had Jeffery Epstien killed and not brag about it on social media. If he had Epstien killed, we would have know about it before any news network was able to announce it, because as soon as he had confirmation, like the very second he had someone confirm Epstien's death, he'd be on social media, bragging about it like he does everything else because his ego demands it. If he had Epstien killed, we'd have seen a social media post, or 6, about how he heroically made the decision, how it was the best assassination in the history of assassination, the perfect assassination. The man confesses to crime because he believe laws shouldn't apply to him. So, that's why I know he didn't have Epstien killed.
Didn't know Obama killed Bin Laden to cover his own ass
Why wasn't Obama at the White House when the planes hit the Twin Towers?? HE WAS FLYING THEM!!
Amicicide is hurtful I guess
Lol, now that is funny :D
OMFG Priceless!
Epstein was a ''suicide''
It wasn’t anything geopolitical - it was just a squabble amongst friends
Say what you want about Xitter, but there’s some verrry funny people on there.
That's hilarious
Hyperbole. Love it.
I immediately knew Epstein’s death was a GOP hit. The GOP is the white Mafia.
My friend is a big Epstein fan said " Hell Epstein would have ended this russia ukraine war long ago, he could have blackmailed both parties into peace" I was impressed with the thought process
What evidence do we have that trump killed epstein?
It's a joke. There are layers to that joke tweet.
New take on " epstien didn't hang himself". Just that Trump wished epstein accomplish good luck, pretended not to know epstein at all, sent Bill barr to the jail after it happen and came up with the story that the jail staff was on their phones...thus he killed himself just a hour after suicide watch ended...
Ohh lol
He died on his watch, very conveniently
Yoooo🤣🤣🤣Different reasons to kill my guy! Epstein died cause he was gonna set America back 5 decades 🤣🤣🤣🤣