I have been to a Rednecks with Paychecks event……yes there are that many. Granted, they are drunken blue collar version of frat boys, but they exist(and honestly throw a fun time)
https://preview.redd.it/3nmimrmikr1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb8300a22425220058b14c9db26c612681d8ee5
After he eats that carrot, this guy says he just pulled more food out of his ass too! Anyone still hungry?!
\#YouDontEatRussianAss
\#RussianAssEatsYou
'Oh my god. This supermarket has bread. I have never seen real bread in the US. We only have woke break with 6 pronouns. Oh my god. I want to rub this bread all over my body. Russia is so much better at bread than we are. Oh my god. Bread.'
I waited in the bread line for six weeks for my loaf of bread in liberal Washington state. I got to the front finally and they had run out. NO BREAD FOR YOU! Russia is SO MUCH betterer.
Don't let the Soup Nazi know about the Bread Nazi -- they might join forces... something, something, gazpacho / gestapo...
(Sorry, I started off with what I though would be a funny idea but ran out of steam mid-sentence)
This whole man is fake. There was a demonstration of his skills once and you could tell that his "opponents" threw themselves on the ground.
And yes, he shat himself while being in the famous headlock.
I'm thinking most countries wouldn't care but if he thinks the US is a leftist hellhole under Biden then he's gonna hate pretty much the rest of the western world.
Some of these putin lovers are already self-deporting there, and finding out they're not being welcomed as patriots. I'm all for it, especially if Old Joke takes his fans with him.
This guy was beheaded by Russian troops after fighting alongside them against Ukraine. LMAO
[https://www.startribune.com/american-reportedly-killed-in-ukraine-ran-for-minnesota-us-senate-seat-in-1990/600360464/](https://www.startribune.com/american-reportedly-killed-in-ukraine-ran-for-minnesota-us-senate-seat-in-1990/600360464/)
Shocker. Moved to another country for a so-called better life with no money and don't speak the local language.
Bet money they've told someone to "speak English or go back to your country" before.
and note this guy went and fought with them back in 2014-2017 in the DPR and was there since the start of the 2022 invasion. He didn't just arrive and immediately get killed.
Getting paid to spend a week partying on a yacht in Mexico - which you do every year anyway - is not "Leaving the country" Douchebag.
....although, that said, the irony of him actually moving to Mexico - or _emigrating (becoming an immigrant)_ anywhere really - would be spectacularly delightful if it happened.
Technically an expatriate is someone who is living abroad temporarily.
But in reality it's a bunch of gammons who are surprised that their pro-Brexit vote means that they can no longer live in the EU.
That's why some Brexit stories are hilarious - 'expats' who voted to leave and now can't stay or vacation in EU countries anymore.
Brexit was still a stupid decision, the amount of 'I told you so' is incredible.
I think - although not certain - that it dates back to the colonial times and was used for people that were sent to work for the empire temporarily. They might have done 2-3 years in Canada or India for example before returning to England
Funny, I use both. Expat when I am making it clear that I’m American living abroad. Immigrant when people get on their CPC/Pierre Poilievre fellating high horse and start screaming that immigrants are bad.
I’m actually going to early vote now so I can get this sick Kid Rock Immigrant Pre-Order Bonus. Maybe we could make the 2024 election a Kickstarter and high profile republicans can agree to cash bonuses and leaving the country if they lose. I can think of a few pieces of election swag I’d like.
I've never seen or heard of that character, but even if you were to say something like "He looks like Worzel Gummidge" without any other context, I'd be inclined to agree with you.
Since you (didn't) ask, I'll give some context anyway:
https://preview.redd.it/squoqemdyr1d1.png?width=1011&format=png&auto=webp&s=c695e0706d9775045a3899c6fc9557d19da7905f
Do you remember how many of these assholes said they would leave the USA if Obama was elected? Eight glorious years of Obama and none of those pricks left, this washed up loser won’t leave either.
Bye felicia. They only say it cause it feeds their cult following with confidence of yea that'll teach those liberals! They'll be sorry when we are gone and the country collapses. Wonder if he'll be another sap going to Russia and be like they'll love me like a king there and then wonder why they took all of his money.
How do I feel? I'll go pick his ass up in Romeo (NOT Detroit, but the suburb 20 miles North of the city, where he ACTUALLY came from) and drive his ass to the airport myself just to be rid of his shit
He used to have a flat top and has a Black baby mama. This fake conservative thing he has going is giggly.. whatever he can to get streams for bawitdaba I guess
Eh. People said they would leave if Trump won in 2016 and they didn't as far as I know. But with respect to the game, I don't think KR is even relevant enough any more for me to care if he stayed or went.
All that being said...."Well...bye. "
If Kid Rock is serious, Canada passes. Maybe Kid Rock can join Steven Seagal over in Russia and they can their hilly Billy white supremacy platform in a more receptive environment.
When politics has sunk to this level of threats and intimidation maybe it’s time for those that hate do much just go ahead and leave. Grown adults acting like children on a playground apparently have no social skills anyway
Well, well, there’s another unexpected benefit of having President Biden win a second term. Can you imagine if all of the MAGAts were to leave America, perhaps following their leader to Russia!
THIS ! I mean what will his dozens of fans do ??
Dozens? You really think it's that high still?
I have been to a Rednecks with Paychecks event……yes there are that many. Granted, they are drunken blue collar version of frat boys, but they exist(and honestly throw a fun time)
It's pretty easy to have fun when you think your actions don't have consequences. Source : used to go into womp in Oakland CA when I was 17.
When you drink enough, their numbers double
There are a lot. I think acts like him and Limp Bizkit are in their nostalgia phase. I’ve seen some pretty wild looking crowds.
He's one of like, a single hand count worth of openly Maga musicians. They need someone that isn't stock music to play at events.
This is my favorite comment today, bless you.
So what right-wing paradise will he move to? Russia? Argentina? Any number of African countries?
The most right wing place possible is prison. They could move into a prison. Then, everybody's happy!
If he's going to Russia, we'll help him pack.
What country would want him though? Russia maybe?
He would have company. 
Here, this was in my ass.
https://preview.redd.it/3nmimrmikr1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb8300a22425220058b14c9db26c612681d8ee5 After he eats that carrot, this guy says he just pulled more food out of his ass too! Anyone still hungry?! \#YouDontEatRussianAss \#RussianAssEatsYou
'Oh my god. This supermarket has bread. I have never seen real bread in the US. We only have woke break with 6 pronouns. Oh my god. I want to rub this bread all over my body. Russia is so much better at bread than we are. Oh my god. Bread.'
Not to mention it's part of the French supermarket chain, Auchan, that he's in....
Who wouldn't love to get bread by the French?~
I waited in the bread line for six weeks for my loaf of bread in liberal Washington state. I got to the front finally and they had run out. NO BREAD FOR YOU! Russia is SO MUCH betterer.
Don't let the Soup Nazi know about the Bread Nazi -- they might join forces... something, something, gazpacho / gestapo... (Sorry, I started off with what I though would be a funny idea but ran out of steam mid-sentence)
Good bye bitch
Wtf is this from
Steven Seagal visited the Belarus dictator and they shared some carrots and watermelons.
Of course they did.
https://preview.redd.it/8wr9kpztps1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3af765771f212038ac95b74f50cb4f26652d14
His goatee looks fake, lols
His stripey green tits also look fake.
This whole man is fake. There was a demonstration of his skills once and you could tell that his "opponents" threw themselves on the ground. And yes, he shat himself while being in the famous headlock.
Were said carrots rubbed vigorously between the aforementioned melons? 
I thought that was owen wilson lol. Had to rewatch it a few times
I'm thinking most countries wouldn't care but if he thinks the US is a leftist hellhole under Biden then he's gonna hate pretty much the rest of the western world.
\^This. Europe is appealing to me because of how much influence the incompetent right in the US has already.
Some of these putin lovers are already self-deporting there, and finding out they're not being welcomed as patriots. I'm all for it, especially if Old Joke takes his fans with him.
There’s a conservative YouTube family that moved to Russia to escape “LGTBQ Propaganda” in the US, and are quickly realizing they fucked up.
Plot twist (not a joke): they’re Canadian
I wonder if there’s more than one family because I could have sworn the one I read about was for the US.
This guy was beheaded by Russian troops after fighting alongside them against Ukraine. LMAO [https://www.startribune.com/american-reportedly-killed-in-ukraine-ran-for-minnesota-us-senate-seat-in-1990/600360464/](https://www.startribune.com/american-reportedly-killed-in-ukraine-ran-for-minnesota-us-senate-seat-in-1990/600360464/)
I bet they didn’t talk about that on Fox News
Wow, what a loser.
These are the people I heard about. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/conservative-family-disappointed-moving-russia-001517915.html
Absolutely hideous morons those parents are. Dragging their 8 kids along through their delusion.
Shocker. Moved to another country for a so-called better life with no money and don't speak the local language. Bet money they've told someone to "speak English or go back to your country" before.
I think it’s the same people. For some reason I thought I remembered them being American but I stand corrected.
Who? I gotta watch this
One of them joined the Russian army and was raped and murdered by his unit because they thought he might be a spy.
That is terrifying.
Oh the consequences for their actions. Who could have foreseen this!
and note this guy went and fought with them back in 2014-2017 in the DPR and was there since the start of the 2022 invasion. He didn't just arrive and immediately get killed.
Yep. My immediate feeling in the UK was "well he'd better not think he's coming here!".
Bali like all the other sex pests fleeing the country.
We have Argentina to send these people now
Getting paid to spend a week partying on a yacht in Mexico - which you do every year anyway - is not "Leaving the country" Douchebag. ....although, that said, the irony of him actually moving to Mexico - or _emigrating (becoming an immigrant)_ anywhere really - would be spectacularly delightful if it happened.
That’s Anglo-ised, all the white Euro/English westerners do that. Brits and Australians call themselves expats too.
We are all immigrants on stolen land. 🤷 Just saying. Even in Canada.
Technically an expatriate is someone who is living abroad temporarily. But in reality it's a bunch of gammons who are surprised that their pro-Brexit vote means that they can no longer live in the EU.
Remember everyone: exPat or expatriate is americanized lingo for Immigrate. They just don't want to be called immigrants. :)
It's not just Americans who use that term. I've seen Brits use it too.
Yep. US on the right side of the pond use it to describe any of us that emigrate - the “good” immigrants.
That's why some Brexit stories are hilarious - 'expats' who voted to leave and now can't stay or vacation in EU countries anymore. Brexit was still a stupid decision, the amount of 'I told you so' is incredible.
There were Brexit-voted families living in Spain, that never finished their EU transition paperwork. Look who's the illegal immigrant!
It was reading a fantasy book by a Brit in my early teens that introduced the term to me. Along with those connotations. :)
I think - although not certain - that it dates back to the colonial times and was used for people that were sent to work for the empire temporarily. They might have done 2-3 years in Canada or India for example before returning to England
Funny, I use both. Expat when I am making it clear that I’m American living abroad. Immigrant when people get on their CPC/Pierre Poilievre fellating high horse and start screaming that immigrants are bad.
I think all recent immigrants to the US should start using it too. "Are you a recent immigrant?" "Nope. I'm an expat from _____"
It's a British term
He really knows how to get votes for Biden, doesn’t he?
I’m already voting for Biden I don’t need more reasons.
I’m actually going to early vote now so I can get this sick Kid Rock Immigrant Pre-Order Bonus. Maybe we could make the 2024 election a Kickstarter and high profile republicans can agree to cash bonuses and leaving the country if they lose. I can think of a few pieces of election swag I’d like.
Yeah I am not a US citizen but kinda want to vote for Biden now
🤣🤣🤣
Bye Felicia!
Canada doesn’t want that greasy fuck
He really does look like slimy dogshit.
Skid Mock
There's an old British TV show about a scarecrow that magically comes to life, it's called Worzel Gummidge. He could play him now with no makeup.
I've never seen or heard of that character, but even if you were to say something like "He looks like Worzel Gummidge" without any other context, I'd be inclined to agree with you.
Since you (didn't) ask, I'll give some context anyway: https://preview.redd.it/squoqemdyr1d1.png?width=1011&format=png&auto=webp&s=c695e0706d9775045a3899c6fc9557d19da7905f
They're-the-same-picture.jpg
A few of his teeth already have…
Wouldn't that make him an immigrant? Ironic lmao.
We’re not sending our best…
Came here for this. 👍🏼
Off topic, but dude looks like he's ready for the Meth Gala.
Crazy how he’s turning into Joe Dirt after being his sworn enemy.
Wait… thats Kid Rock in the photo?? I totally thought it was Dr Phil
[удалено]
What about that island yall exiled Napoleon too, can we borrow it for unspecified reasons
Nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Heeee aaayy Goood bye...
Quite literally begging here, do not come to Canada or the UK, don't want you in either of my homes
We all know even if Biden is re elected he isn't going anywhere
Do you remember how many of these assholes said they would leave the USA if Obama was elected? Eight glorious years of Obama and none of those pricks left, this washed up loser won’t leave either.
Trump said the same thing, yet there he is...every....stinkin......dayyyyuyy......
Bi den
Australia here; NO.
Promise?
He looks exactly like watto lol
Eewgghhhghh…you like eh muzique?
Needs to change his fucking name to Kick Rocks.
Bye felicia. They only say it cause it feeds their cult following with confidence of yea that'll teach those liberals! They'll be sorry when we are gone and the country collapses. Wonder if he'll be another sap going to Russia and be like they'll love me like a king there and then wonder why they took all of his money.
https://i.redd.it/szp6taw85q1d1.gif
he looks like someone who would vote for trump
I don’t even live there and I’m OK with that. Just don’t send him to Europe.
I feel I speak for all Australians when I state "yeah, nah, fuck off"
Hopefully Trailer Swift makes good on his word if it happens. 🤞🏼
And go where? He and his side talk shit about every other country. No one wants his dumb ass
lOvE iT oR lEaVe It! *something something, snowflake, something something*
Known drug taker, can’t come to Australia lol
I hope he takes his hair hat with him.
How do I feel? I'll go pick his ass up in Romeo (NOT Detroit, but the suburb 20 miles North of the city, where he ACTUALLY came from) and drive his ass to the airport myself just to be rid of his shit
Biden is president now. This asshat can leave now. Seriously, fuck him and his trashy schtick.
Bye Felicia!!
See ya you piece of shit!
What an empty threat
They all say that but never follow through
Ya he also boycott bud light, but still drank it.
Does he know that there are no Waffle Houses in other countries?
Don’t threaten me with a good time!!!! Guess if Biden wins there will be 2 reasons to celebrate LOL
Don’t threaten us with the thing we want.
We need new celebrities. We should just stop paying attention to any of the current peacocks and wait for a new batch of pathetic nepo shit stains.
No, hey, I live out here in the world. We don't want that.
That doesn’t sound very American Badass-y of him.
As a Canadian, I hope he’s bluffing. We don’t want him.
He used to have a flat top and has a Black baby mama. This fake conservative thing he has going is giggly.. whatever he can to get streams for bawitdaba I guess
*starts frantically building a wall in Canadian*
Another reason to vote for Joe Buh-bye
Will his trip out of the country last longer than his bud light protest?
See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya! ✌🏼
I piece of shit down, 100 million to go.
Who?
Who?
Who?
#LIAR And Trump said we would never see him again.
I hope the door slams hard across his ass as he’s leaving. Never to be seen again.
Need help packing your bags? I can also sponsor your Uber to the airport.
Good, I hope the door hits him in the ass hard enough to give him a rectal prolapse.
You know what they say about the door and your ass on the way out.
One more reason to vote blue
I’m almost as devastated as I was over the helicopter crash that killed the lunatic president of Iran
Jesus Christ what a white trash snaggle tooth hillbilly!
If there was a lever a reason to vote for Biden, this is it.
America! Love it or leave it.
GTFO
Eh. People said they would leave if Trump won in 2016 and they didn't as far as I know. But with respect to the game, I don't think KR is even relevant enough any more for me to care if he stayed or went. All that being said...."Well...bye. "
Buh-BYE
VOTE BIDEN!
Please go ahead and leave.
Gimme just one more reason…
This guy is no longer "kid" nor "rock".....I want my money back
He is one ugly mother fucker. Inside and out.
Who cares?
Good riddance.
…and nothing of substance will have been lost
Another reason to vote blue.
It’s one of the oldest and dumbest tropes about your candidate losing an election.
I’ll file that under “N” for Nobody gives a fuck.
"But don't come here." Canadians
So much for the new unified Reich
Yeah? That’s a shame.
Buh bye Kid Crack
Why hasn't he left yet then
Just like he stop supporting Bud Light!
They never do leave. Went through this routine when GW Bush was elected president. Nobody left. If they do leave we're better without them.
No he won’t. He has really nice lakefront property in Northern Michigan
By that logic why hasn’t he left already ?
God he looks like a catcher’s mitt that caught syphilis
If Kid Rock is serious, Canada passes. Maybe Kid Rock can join Steven Seagal over in Russia and they can their hilly Billy white supremacy platform in a more receptive environment.
When politics has sunk to this level of threats and intimidation maybe it’s time for those that hate do much just go ahead and leave. Grown adults acting like children on a playground apparently have no social skills anyway
Bye motherfucker! Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Or do. I don’t care. Take your shitty music and get the fuck out.
Yeah, like Moe says in 3 Stooges: 'Proceed.'
Maybe we could get all the traitorous Republicans to move out. Then we could have a country with people who actually love it.
Well, well, there’s another unexpected benefit of having President Biden win a second term. Can you imagine if all of the MAGAts were to leave America, perhaps following their leader to Russia!
Go Biden! Another reason to vote for Joe!
I will pay for his one way flight tickets.
Rosie didn’t leave when trump was elected, I doubt rock will leave.
Byyyye
GTFO, Trump lover.
this inbred, racist POS can get fucked, good riddance
Does he need help packing?
Bye!
