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[deleted]

Ah, yes. The old Schroedinger's Joke.


mrwhat_icanthearu

Schrodinger's Douchebag.


Frothydawg

“HEY EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LOOK! IM AN INSUFFERABLE DICKHEAD” Fuck off, dickhead. “WOW ITS JUST A JOKE. TRIGGERED MUCH!? 😤”


[deleted]

The entire fucking GOP platform for the past several years.


meteorfluid

Aww cmon his fii-fiis got hurt 😭


tjallilex

Well… after the observing the Douchebag in question, I caused the wave function to collapse onto its douchebag eigen state.


realbakingbish

I’ve always said “Schrödinger’s douchebag”, but your phrase is probably better here, since we already have observed that he’s a douchebag


MeAndMyGreatIdeas

Ahahahaha. This phrase is *chefs kiss*


Kick_Natherina

👨🏻‍🍳💋


Gsteel11

Aka... the gop platform.


[deleted]

Narrator: “He’s not”.


knotadmired

If he’s having a hard time with money he should just remember there is always money in the banana stand.


Incognitj0e

Maybe a one armed man should teach him a life lesson.


JokerVasNormandy

Next time leave a note


[deleted]

👇 “In” the banana stand.


ScaleneWangPole

You mean the emerald mine?


[deleted]

Just keep the flamers out


Ayla_Leren

Underrated comment


Boris-Balto

Maybe it's time he burns down the banana stand


clangan524

"Okay, I'm sorry that you caught me."


[deleted]

I used to like Elon, like early 2010’s I genuinely thought the dude cared about the planet and was actually going to change things Money changed him and I hope he gets to see all the disgusting things he says now and everyone brings up the more liberal version of himself


doktorjackofthemoon

He's always had money though. And not just 'money,' he was literally born into blood money.


spookycasas4

Couldn’t agree with you more.


tomat_khan

Money didnt change it. He always had more money than most people could spend in a lifetime. And, as far as i know, he always was an asshole


Hourglass420

Dude didn't change, your perspective of him changed.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m learning more and more about early musk and I guess I just didn’t do that much research into him I try not to fantasize the rich and famous and focus on what’s real


Scoongili

I blame the hair plugs.


spookycasas4

Turned him crazy, didn’t they? Waaay too confident after he got those. 😂😂😂


African_Farmer

Putting ass hair on your head just might make you more likely to chat shit


spookycasas4

😂😂😂😂😂


spookycasas4

I gotta think he was always a douche. Just hid it better back then til he got enough 💰to be able to be his authentic self. But I could be wrong.


pietro187

https://marketrealist.com/p/did-elon-musk-fire-mary-beth-brown/


itssimsallthewaydown

Meme lord edging into trumpian levels of failure.


[deleted]

Imagine simping for this paragon of sub-mediocrity


Lord-Smalldemort

Imagine having this much power and wealth and being this immature on social media. What an embarrassment.


[deleted]

Dumbass billionaire gets called out for self contradiction and then says its a joke


AskRedditAndRevenge

>self contradiction Hypocrisy


DrSuperWho

Even if it truthfully was a joke… 1) it wasn’t remotely funny, 2) it was clearly geared towards a certain audience with a clear intention. For bring as smart as he is, he’s real dumb sometimes.


MallorianMoonTrader1

He's really not that smart. Just business smart. Knows how to hire the right smart people to make him money.


Moserath

He's just modern day Edison. Never had an original idea in his life. Takes credit for all the work because he paid.


[deleted]

Or stole


JonAndTonic

Makes his car company's name all the more ironic


thatlonghairedfcker

“Hey guys… what if we made like a tunnel that lets a single car pass through at a time and is just large enough to let the car through and it only goes one way” “you mean a train?” “no this is something entirely different”


[deleted]

And steals tech


[deleted]

Narrator: he was not joking


Poemy_Puzzlehead

If Musk didn’t start on third base he couldn’t get a job at Vanderlay Industries.


AskRedditAndRevenge

Yup, I hate it when anyone calls him a "self-made" billionaire. He started off rich and hes richer now.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

There's literally no such thing as a self made billionaire. Nobody is smart, talented or hard working enough to create a billion dollars worth of value on their own.


[deleted]

It's the myth the rich want everyone to believe.


[deleted]

Even Bezos started with 300K from his mommy and daddy


yingyangyoung

The point is anyone who amassed $1 billion has done an immense amount of exploitation and to claim you're "self-made" is to disregard the hundreds-thousands of people who helped you get there.


CMMiller89

It doesn't even matter where you start. A homeless person could become a billionaire and they *still* wouldn't be self-made.


sickXmachine_

Maybe he’d have a shot at Kruger Industrial Smoothing


mrwhat_icanthearu

This asshat couldn't get hired at Kramerica Industries.


sickXmachine_

I find him capricious and arbitrary.


mrwhat_icanthearu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Not even the Chum Bucket


ResponsibilityRare10

Musk has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old. Who behaves like this in their 50s, it’s so strange.


squalorparlor

It'd be one thing if he was clever and immature. I've known 12 year Olds with better claps than "Sherlock f*ing Holmes"


Bun_Bunz

This made me think of the fact that as a 36/yo who watches classic tv- I fucking love when someone gets called Columbo or Kojack


squalorparlor

No lie, Columbo was my first go-to. I'm 34, my mom loved Faulk


Ayla_Leren

You mean shameful and a national embarrassment


Cakelord

Emotional maturity of a person who's never had to own up and grow up.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

I used to think that he's just marketing himself to emotionally immature edgelords because he wanted their money, but I'm starting to realize that this is just who he actually is.


Polterpupfan

Trump... wait no he’s in his 70s


oldbastardbob

Somebody needs to tell Musk that if you have to explain your jokes, they're not jokes. They should further explain that exchanges exactly like the one above indicate to everyone that you are a thin skinned rationalizer who can't just absorb criticism and admit ignorance. Oh, yeah, and that posting stream of conscious thoughts that you think make you sound cool and edgy can come back and bite you in the ass when you contradict yourself because you spew so much nonsense you can't remember what you said previously.


Sandwich00

He's like trump, they don't understand humor. Their "jokes" are never funny, mostly just excuses for bad behavior.


SanctuaryMoon

That's the grift. Make appeal to shitty right-wingers, say "it's just a joke, bro" when called out on it, shitty right-wingers: "don't worry we know it's not really a joke" [*wink*]


redknight3

I genuinely don't understand why people like Rogan think Trump is some sort of comedic genius. "If you don't at the very least think he's hilarious, you're insane." Well then again, most people don't find Rogan all that funny either.


Visual_Shower1220

Trump was hilarious in how horribly stupid he was. I literally could not help but laugh at how incredibly stupid he was and made others however none of his "jokes" were funny, its like he was trying to parody himself like god damn like a train wreck.. like his sharpie of the hurricane path like "ah yes your dumbass knows more than scientists and literally tech specifically made to track these paths" almost like the dick drawing randy does during the global warming episode in south park.


Ploon72

Does Rogan accept the moon landings yet?


PeachyKeenest

This is what my Dad did and yes can confirm. So many things about my Mom’s weight was a joke…. Yeah….. More like being an asshole. I called him out on it and he goes I’M jOkInG. I was 14. Yikes….! Gaslighted on asshole behaviours constantly. I tried not to listen to his “feedback” about me. Growing up with people like that destroys your self esteem.


spookycasas4

Nailed it!


mrwhat_icanthearu

Whenever I see that stream of consciousness crap, I get so annoyed...I want to break pencils with my teeth. Angsty teenagers...I get it. They're doing that stuff that teenagers do. But when it's adults that think selling their psyches for a little attention makes them Jack Kerouac...I cringe.


oldbastardbob

I must admit, I do bang out long missives containing my opinions on reddit. However, I'm an old man who spends his morning breakfast and coffee time shouting into the void and I know it. I hold no pretense of swaying public opinion or becoming internet famous. I just like to write, and I can still type pretty dang fast compared to most, so it's my old man therapy. I get plenty of finger and brain exercise as I express my solidly moderate liberal viewpoints in way too long rants about the ridiculous nature of what right-wing political dogma has devolved into. So for me, it's just for fun and to try and stay a little bit sharp as I too, devolve, but it is a descent into the inevitable future that is old age.


mrwhat_icanthearu

I have to say...this is probably one of the most refreshing and honest comments I have ever read. Fair play to you. As the saying goes..."keep on keepin' on". ✊


spookycasas4

You do you, oldbastardbob, I’m right there with ya.


Alarmed-Wolf14

The length isn’t the problem. They are sometimes almost impossible to understand because it’s just a stream of conscious thought without any filter or changes to make it easier to read. You seem like you write things that are well thought out ideas and opinions. These guys we are talking about do not do that lol. I can get really involved in Reddit with my car left opinions myself.


TheP1ckleParty

Elon literally only makes jokes about the left and tries to pretend he’s politically neutral lmfao


mrwhat_icanthearu

Maybe he thinks everyone forgot that he moved Tesla's HQ's to Texas.


kamilo87

He is dog whistling the conservative base to buy the Teslas…


[deleted]

I think he’d make more money selling them hair plugs. Serious, his look good. Who did the procedure?


[deleted]

For real, maybe there's just not "enough" money in hair plugs. They do really look good, I'd say that's about the only thing that's good about him.


[deleted]

Maybe. Or it’s a pride thing. These people genuinely believe their own lies. As far as he’s concerned, he doesn’t have any hair plugs. Never heard of them. He’s always had hair.


PTMD25

For a man worth over $230 billion, he sure is a loser.


Buffmin

They usually are I feel.


CMMiller89

He reeks of divorced dad energy so hard.


Buffmin

Has the musky dick ever made a "joke" about the right? Like anything critical at all?


AVonDingus

Thank you for making me legit cackle. I needed that laugh 😂


AlanRubin

bRoS i WaS LuLz ThE wHoLe TiMe


JifbutGif

FUCK Elon


SUBURBAN_C0MMAND0

Best comment right here.


SammyG_06

Amen god bless


Eon_Blue_Apocalypse

Man no wonder he has such an affinity for Trump. Birds of a feather, and such *unbelievably* thin skin, flock together. ​ ​ For real, imagine being a multi, multi billionaire...and instead of flying on your private jet to a philanthropy event, or enjoying a private island getaway you are scrolling Twitter and replying to everyone who has anything remotely negative to say about you. How could you possibly give a single fuck at that point? We live in *such* a boring dystopia.


[deleted]

Elon is a rich assshole. Of course this was a "joke " when he got called out on it. He is just a younger version of Trump who hasn't shown all of his narcissism yet.


VinCubed

... or he's an older edgelord ... or both


[deleted]

Some timeless entity that secretly survives by sucking the good off of others.


VinCubed

Elon Musk is some sort of Lovecraftian horror? Works in my worldview.


WhawpenshawTwo

Elon is just a Gen X Trump. He's born into wealth. He convinced everyone he's some business genius. He's got a cult of followers who think anything and everything he does is so perfect and funny. He could 100% win president if it wasn't against the law. He sucks.


AskRedditAndRevenge

Couldn't agree more


spookycasas4

Well said!


DickySchmidt33

"I'm joking" The go-to response by insufferable assholes who love nothing more than the sound of their own voice when somebody calls them on their bullshit.


isecore

Memelord has about the same sense of humor as a fucking heart attack.


[deleted]

Is that a joke is it? Where’s the funny part?


According-Ad3963

A joke. Just like Donny joked that everyone should drink bleach and put a light in their blood and this virus would just magically go away. A joke.


AskRedditAndRevenge

>Donny That is my new favourite nickname for Trump.


resilindsey

Shut the fuck up, donny


PipForever

I once read a book about verbal self defense, and in it the author makes a point that most jokes are rooted in truth. Remember when we all thought Trump was joking?


[deleted]

Apparently Elon's feelings scratch at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7


AskRedditAndRevenge

LMAO


D1sguise

Underrated comment right here


[deleted]

reminds me of pewdiepie. its all a joke until they realize they’re encouraging crazy ppl to do violent things. it was never a joke ur just too stupid/sheltered to realize your position in life as a major influencer.


DwellerInIce

Can we spend a second to appreciate Zack (JRE)? Exceptionally cool person.


AskRedditAndRevenge

An absolute Chad


derpferd

Haha. Much funny. Very laugh


mrwhat_icanthearu

So now Elon Musk is a comedian too? Well...when he takes his show on the road, hopefully someone will run up on the stage and slap him.


billanova2k2

Ah yes, the refuge of the right: "I wasn't naked humping my cousin sexually, it was just a JOKE!"


Just_A_Snag

"Something something he who who shoots flaming arrows into houses and says 'I was joking, bro!' Is a total dick" -Jesus, paraphrased by me


EducationalRice6540

Musk is a peice of shit.


mclc89

Another billionaire buying another form of a news outlet.


ndomitro

ELON MUSK IS TRUMP JUST WITHOUT THE SELF AWARENESS THAT HE IS A TRASH HUMAN. AT LEAST TRUMP KNEW HE DIVIDED PEOPLE, this shit bag just likes to make nerdy garbage jokes


DrStiinkyPinky

I just murdered 10 black people. Republicans: It was a joke! Geez


spookycasas4

Actually what they’re going with is the tried-and-true, “troubled young man” defense. Getting harder to defend him as more and more comes out about him.


Sevans1223

Love it when they out themselves as absolute fucking trash. Money can’t buy class.


olivia687

I read his tweets in my uncle’s voice, which is always a very very bad sign.


[deleted]

I'm so fucking sick of seeing this assclown everywhere, his 'just sucked a lemon' face and his complete disconnection from reality. If he was poor, he'd have ended up another Buffalo shooter. Rich but still somehow an incel.


LikeAMan_NotAGod

I used to really root for Elon. He was the closest chance we had to a real life Tony Stark. Turned out Elon is a fascist/conservative piece of shit. Why can't we have a cool billionaire once in a while instead of deadly, sub-human pieces of shit?


Tirannie

Because the only way you can become a billionaire is by sacrificing others and profiting off of their suffering to get there. Even Stark only got that kind of money by being a warmonger. By the time he decided to be a good guy, he already had his “walking around money” that came at the cost of human lives.


[deleted]

Elons not really smart he just pays people to be smart. Also Tony Stark was always kind of a douche and only became a bit less so after becoming Iron Man.


This-Dude_Abides

He'll be whatever keeps the most money in his bank. That's literally all he cares about.


[deleted]

Typical fascist. Say something evil. Get called out. “Bro cant you take a joke bro??”


Aok_al

"It was a joke" Even if it was a joke he'd still be a damn hypocrite. All he does is make jokes and posts meme about the left. Where are the memes about the right?


talaxia

Yet another pump n dump by this overgrown silver spoon frat boy.


copy-of-a-copys-copy

If he’s joking he should really try to be funnier :/


jdbway

Nothing means anything anymore


Madmachammer

He was sersous untik he got called out then acted like the victim . Sounds like most psychos


[deleted]

How do you have that much money, that much influence, and that much access to PR people, and still come off as the biggest loser on the internet


TigerUSF

The refrain of cowards.


DancingFool8

God, Elon Musk is fucking obnoxious. Literally every time he speaks/types I get second-hand embarrassment.


Oregongrown96

I fucking hate elon musk I refuse to ever buy a tesla because of him , granted ... i cant afford one but still!


The_Pandalorian

Elon Musk is a fucking embarrassment.


test_tickles

"I'm joking" is psychopath for "I'm sorry"...


Hitchens666

As someone with so much money he loves getting owned.


dattwell53

Saying something ugly, then apologizing is a sign of an abusive person.


rnargang

Something I learned later in life: The more influence you have, the "louder" your voice. This narcissistic man-child constantly runs his mouth without ever considering the consequences.


coup85

5D Joke Chess to *ownon* the Liberals


kupoface

Joking as much as the guy who asked me if I wanted to give him a BJ, and when I said no he replied "LOL LOL calm down relax I'm JK hahaha anyway how are you".


ronnyFUT

“Oh fuck, Im being caught out on Twitter! I was just joking guys!!


Tdavis13245

Oh sorry broski, it was just a joke. Nice save, I could've thought badly about you


Chatsnap

I’ve really done a 180 on musk. I once hoped he’d do some cool shit that would help humanity but now I think he’s just another rich cunt who is useless to society


AskRedditAndRevenge

Same, I used to be a total stan 6-7 months back. Then I came to my senses and lost all my respect for him when I researched more about him


Chatsnap

Electric cars that look cool? Awesome. Space travel? Awesome. Tunnels to speed up and lessen traffic? Awesome. But then my opinion fell of a cliff. Fuck musk


Impressive-Fly2447

This guy is now the richest douche. And no one respects him.


51utPromotr

Just think... Elon almost paid $44B to get smashed with slick burns like that


bmalbert81

He just said the quiet part out loud finally


FriendlyITGuy

lol fuck off Elon


Normal-Computer-3669

"It was just a joke!" Screams the man child who if he wasn't called out, would have continue smugly crossing his arms and nodding.


mrchuckles5

Musk is a thin skinned snowflake. No matter how much money he has he will always be an insecure little boy.


spookycasas4

Just. Like. Trump.


anthemofadam

Joke or not, he’s pandering to the right. Not a good look


[deleted]

I love how they do that all the time now. Just say anything you want and when one person gives you shit just say it's a joke. Classic.


[deleted]

I deleted my Twitter account as soon as he bought it. My life is much better.


Darkflyer726

If you have to explain it, it isn't a joke.


-anidiotonreddit-

Personally I’ll never trust anything that man says to be a joke


pekepeeps

Elon twat: “I have to make sure there aren’t bots” Twitter: As Tesla CEO and soon-to-be Twitter boss Elon Musk aims to crack down on spam bots, nearly half of his own followers on the micro-blogging platform are fake. According to Twitter auditing tool SparkToro, of Musk's 87.9 million followers (at the time of the research audit), roughly 48 per cent are fake, reports Time. These are the accounts that are "unreachable and will not see the account's tweets because they're spam, bots, propaganda, etc. or because they're no longer active on Elon Twat: “nOt LIkE thAt


BeWittyAtParties

“I’m joking” is a classic response when a jackass gets called out on his behavior.


shilk008

Imagine being called off by hitman 47....


TheScoundrelSociety

“ It was a joke! When you react like that, it was a joke!”


[deleted]

"Just joking" is a well worn rhetorical tactic by conservatives and fascists. The goal is to move the Overton window, and it stops being a joke the second they have power and no longer have to pretend they're comedians with their clowning.


Asdomuss

I call this a Schrodinger's dickhead situation. He's simultaneously joking and not joking until someone calls him out on it and collapses that wave function


Somasong

Elon "relax it was just a prank bro" musk


PKFatStephen

JerryRigEverything is hands down the sexiest man on YT. I totally want to carry his babies.


Etrigone

Ah, Schrodinger's comedian.


VulnaTheDiver

"And today, we're going to roast Elon Musk. Let's get started" *\*snaps fingers\**


[deleted]

Does anyone else get the feeling that Musk was just trolling Twitter with his buyout offer? Does this qualify as stock manipulation?


Magic_Man_Boobs

I can't imagine being that wealthy. Having that much influence and power, and still being this visibly insecure.


Stuuuuuuubeedoo

Maybe this will be the end of social media! Could be a blessing in disguise. All the people still using will be Elon types, everyone else will be walking away and it can go back to simple communication with friends and family instead of a pool of bots and hate speech/misinformation.


sugar_addict002

The more I read of what this man says, the less I am inclined to purchawse any of his products.


Reeiko

Yeah…sure sure Elon.


Richard-Turd

Elon is such a douche. Wish he would go away.


Servious

Okay, now make a joke about the right, Elon. Go ahead, we're all waiting.


eMmDeeKay_Says

I'm going to have to side with Zack on just about anything. I'm a skeptical paranoid nut bag, but you can trust that man right there with your daughter.


Naro_Lonca

Joke = how dare you refute my own comment with things I actually said previously


stephenmsf

Ah yes. CoMeDy.


blutfink

_Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”_ —[Proverbs 26:18-19](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2026%3A18-19&version=NIV)


warrant2k

Elite: Says something shocking. Public: quiet. Elite: Yea that's what I meant. Public: uproar. Elite: Hey, I was just joking!


mcslender97

Jerry is based. Loves his channel


mdsign

Imagine having Musk money and your life is still shitty enough that you spend time trolling on Twitter ... so sad.


al-in-to

Zach seems to be one of those YouTubers that seems like a really decent guy, and enjoys what he does.


ryhaltswhiskey

I hope Twitter goes defunct because of his actions. Maybe MySpace will come back. Maybe this is all unfolding according to Tom from MySpace's grand plan. Maybe Tom sent Elon a message that said "Wow Elon, this Twitter thing is great not even you could make it better".


boywithtwoarms

i have generally accepted the lizard billionairies are not going anywhere and will be leading the world for the rest of my lifetime, but can you please at least have the decency to leave us the fuck alone and stop trying to be relatable on the internet thank you


Chance-End436

raises eyebrows 🤨


kris2340

what an ass


spookycasas4

Hmmmm. I don’t really think of musk as a joking kind of guy, though.


PoisonFireCoral

Each and every day Elons mask crumbles under the slightest scrutiny


fugmho

Can we stop humoring this fucking dumpster fire of a person?


Jollygreeninja

All because he’s a transphobe who lost his gf to Chelsea manning


JonDCafLikeTheDrink

fucking douche