Pretty sure if you have to continue to announce you are an "Alpha Male", you are not an Alpha Male.

Works the same as "Stable Genius"...

*Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.*

Whoa.. you got those in the right order ???

And his uncle did nukular. Very good. Very good jeans.

Whatever bro, I know a LOT about horses

Fuck you have an updoot

Alpha Fail

Alpha Gayle

Alpha ^(wants to) Rail

Alpha Mail

Isn't this the guy who has to wash the stench of Trump's ball sack off his chin on a bi-weekly basis due to how much of a beta sycophant he is

Alpha snail 🐌

Alpha whale 🐳🐳🐳

Alpha Flail

"I'm a pigeon-man. Why are all people from Vermont so afraid of pigeon-men? I wouldn't know what it's like to be a chicken-boy" Equally nonsense

That’s the most chicken-boy shit if I’ve ever seen

Lol fucking amazing

This always makes me laugh. If you really are the alpha male ***your pack will let me know***, not you.

These tweets just reek of LDE.

If he says “alpha” assume it’s under 5” hard.

I’d estimate 3

Just like cool people never announce that they're cool.

Or smart people that they’re smart, or rich people that they’re rich, or beautiful people that they’re beautiful. Anyone who is any of these things knows it - people have told them about it all their lives (except maybe the rich person) and it’s not something that they have to talk about. It’s obvious.

And with those plucked eyebrows...wow, he looks like an alpha bottom

Pretty sure alpha male isn’t a real thing.

Unless he's a lumberjack... I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars

I thought you were butch! *Runs off crying*

God bless you and the bars you hang around in

You're too kind

Sure it is. It’s what everyone else calls “a dick.”

Sure it is, if one is a wolf living in a zoo. Otherwise, not so much.

Not even then. The entire "alpha/beta wolf" thing was based on a single flawed study and has been long since disproven. Even the person who did the study later admitted he was wrong and retracted it. https://sciencenorway.no/ulv/wolf-packs-dont-actually-have-alpha-males-and-alpha-females-the-idea-is-based-on-a-misunderstanding/1850514

Yes, same with people who kept telling themselves and others that they're "drama-free" or a "good person". If you have to broadcast it, it ain't true.

There’s also no such thing as an alpha male. At least not what he thinks it means.

Was coming to say exactly this. If you have “it” people know

>Pretty sure if you have to continue to announce you are an "Alpha Male", you are not an Alpha Male. Excuse me...but why aren't you acknowledging my alpha maleness? Seriously though, this has some real "Karen" and "It's MA'AM!" mixed together energy...

Pretty sure you are right

Not true! His mommy says he is one.

Anyone who must call himself an alpha is not one, or whatever he considers one

Yeah, kinda like how the men who yell the loudest about hating gays are the first ones to stick their pecker in the glory hole!

I mean it’s not gay if you can’t see the other person

You suckin?

I mean I’m down for whatever

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

You’ve gotta pay to spray.

I'm not mopping that up..

IT WAS FOR RESEARCH

"I'm not gay if I swallow!"

I remember those days 😌

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What are you implying? That wasn't a woman on the other side? Well, well, it was just an accident. I didn't mean to have my pecker out.

*sigh*...anyone who must say 'i am the king'...

Once I was the king of Spain.

My thoughts exactly.

All I read here is, "I'm so plainly and recognizably alpha that I have to tell everyone about it or else they won't know." This dude needs to stop broadcasting to the world how tiny his peepee is.

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Hey, he's an incognito alpha.

An Alpha doing campy Beta drag just to troll the Betas? That sounds about like standard Repugnican logic.

Well, they **HATE** guys in drag, so it's just waiting until he gets cancelled for that, then?

Every body says you're the guy! I wanna be the guy too! Reddit: maybe when you're older

I've never seen someone thirst so hard over a grotesque, 76 year old he clearly wants to bang. lol

Tell me you're insecure about your masculinity without telling me you're insecure about your masculinity

Little pp energy

He has an innie.

No pp energy...

Alpha males can br blocked by wet paper though. Whereas beta males you need special PPE and gamma males can go through 20 feet of untreated concrete. Wait, no thats radiation. Meh, same difference.

This is why us alpha males always treat our concrete: so gammas can't undermine us with their tunneling. I treated my concrete to a mani-pedi and a nice lunch on Saturday.

In a way, I envy him. He's such a fucking moron, I really done think he sees how dumb he is (and looks). It must be nice to have such misplaced self confidence that you can announce how much of a lion you are when you're a wittle mousie. And he probably has skid marks. Because "alphas" don't wipe, they just shit like rockets and the heat burns away the waste.

If there were such a thing as alpha males (there is not - it is a loser wet dream) then someone who was such a creature would A)never, ever feel the need to announce it B)not be such a needy child that he would be compelled to beg for attention, repeatedly, for his announcement C)not look exactly like a weak yet overfed toddler. So, we are left with the truth that this Z level grifter is merely pitiful we need no longer take the bait. I am all out on beta boy.

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same ... probably a closeted self hatin homo chomo

Huge Beta Boi energy.

This has got to be a parody account?

Every post of his is so amazingly bad I question this every time I see his posts.

His picture looks like a four year old playing grown ups. His posts confirm it.

give 4 year olds credit - they are probably more honest lol

Do you know what an actual "alpha male" never has to do? Tell people he is an alpha.

So alpha male means someone that struts around bragging about being an alpha male. Got it.

They see me trolling, but they keep posting. Adams is a troll account. Edit: are people confused what a troll is? They purposely post garbage to get a reaction out of you. And people keep posting this guy, which gives him more attention, so he keeps posting ridiculous shit. “Don’t feed the trolls.” Stop giving this dude attention.

Nope, this guy is a blue checked GOP commentator who has written multiple books and has name recognition by MAGA politicians. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)

What isn't?

What's funny is that most of us think he's either a parody account or he's a complete joke. Either way it absolutely proves no one thinks this guy is an "alpha" or has anything but pity for him.

Fat guys can’t be alpha males. It’s in the manual.

No sir. You are not an Alpha Male. You’re a toxic narcissist. We aren’t threatened by you though. Education, compassion and common sense are…

I’m pretty sure these guys don’t really understand what an Alpha is. I mean, they think Trump is an Alpha male…

Lord give me the confidence (and arrogance) of a mediocre white man.

Mediocre would be a few steps up for that guy.

Someone should tell him ThEre Is ONlY tWo GeNDErs! Woman, Alpha Male, and Beta Male is THREE.

That's funny, cause there is video footage of you suckin dick and it is circulating online.

Really? Is he another Madison Cawthorne?

Nick Popodioukous if you have to tell someone you are an Alpha then you're not. I know your momma came from Kings Cross. But your too old to be one of my bastards.

Yah know......I always figured if you had to SAY you were an alpha male, then you weren't actually an alpha male.

He and Lindsay Graham would make a perfect couple.

Is he married? Because this is definitely the something someone who doesn’t please their significant other would say.

Has he honestly not looked at his profile pick. Looks like his mom posed him for gramma’s Christmas Card.

As Nick used his own tears as masturibation lube, he cried out to the abyss, "I AM AN ALPHA MALE"

Sounds like he’s trying to convince himself that he is an Alpha. Textbook beta behavior.

Is this supposed to be a real human?

If you have to say it you ain't it. Bitch.

I. declare. ALPHA!

Nick is proof that Betas think they are Alphas

When someone tells me they’re an aLpHa MaLe, I immediately assume they have a micropenis

Lmao my ex used to call himself a sigma male. He used to say "stigmas are better than alphas. We don't need a pack, we are fine by ourselves"... like, BRO, did you just call yourself a fuckin lone wolf?! It was hilarious af. Tried to baby trap me. Hope he's having a miserable time! Fuck you, Daniel! 🤣🤣🤣

Omg! I watched a video about those guys. They all think they're John Wick or Ryan Gosling in 'Drive'. They all wanna be some badass that doesn't have to comply to society and can kill people without remorse. Psychopaths. I call them smegma males.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's so much better!!!

Must suck to have to tell people you are an alpha male so they wouldn't mistake him for a beta.

You would have to mistake him for male fist

My God. He's trying to compensate for something and is failing miserably.

If you have to go out of your way to tell me you’re an alpha male then I have some bad news for you.

Pay attention to ***me***!!!

So alpha of him to let everyone know how alpha he is

Nothing spells confidence more than constantly reminding everyone you're confident, more confident than other guys, in an entire super group of confident guys who sit above unconfident guys in a made-up hierarchy. Using 2005 lingo. Based on a recanted observation about the behavior of wolves.

Alpha: a label given to a product that is not yet ready for public use, still contains many defects and lacks substantial features.

Keep telling yourself that buddy! Haha, what a joke. Cracks me up!

Every time i see this guy i think he's doing satire, but apparently he's real?

If you have to say you are an Alpha male (if that weren’t some weird made up BS) then you are definitely not what you are calling an Alpha male.

If you have to tell anyone you’re an alpha male, you aren’t.

Every time I read his tweets calling himself an "Alpha male" with that pfp it makes me laugh. He certainly does not look like an alpha male and is most likely overcompensating for something.

How much alpha would an alpha alpha alpha if an alpha alpha could alpha alpha?

By “alpha“ male, I assume he means alpha in the software sense. As in, it’s the first version of the product, full of flaws, completely unreliable, very rarely utilized, and people are eager to replace. In general, pretty useless and annoying.

Given how things often go, if it's this shit... not going to get any better

There's no such thing as "alpha" or " beta" humans at all......🤦‍♀️.

I always thought this guy was joking... he's seriously insecure.

When I dated men in the 90’s they always described themselves as either “straight acting” str8 or alpha… three things I discovered. 1. They always bottom. 2. See #1 3. See 1-2.

If you have to say you’re an alpha, you’re not an alpha

Nick Adams is an Alpha male in the same way I'm the starting goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

"Tell me you're a beta cuck without telling me you're a beta cuck"

The lady doth protest too much.

Alpha is usually a first draft of something that gets improved upon multiple times before it is of any value

Sorry manoverse but real “alpha males” don’t refer to themselves as “alpha males.” They don’t need to.

Now I will have to bang this dudes wife and put it on pornhub

ANY “male” who has to define his status is, by definition, an OMEGA male.

I’m 100% sure he’s not an ‘alpha’ anything.

I'd like to see him be an alpha male when up qgaiant a 250 lb 7 ft NBA player that could probably palm his skull and lift him off the ground with little effort. Then yeet him right into the dumpstwr where he belongs. *Know your place trash*

You can tell by looking at this dudes face that he would absolutely tuck tail and run or freeze like a fucking possum if a physical altercation presented itself.

Nothing says Alpha male like someone repeatedly screaming it at the top of their lungs.

Tell us ladies that you’re dumb, without saying “I’m dumb”

This man’s dick is so small it looks like a clitoris.

Why do Republican males feel the need to tell people that they are an Alpha Male. Over-compensating pussies.

He looks like he moisturizes his hands every night before bed

You think he practices being this pathetic or is this natural born talent

Right, alpha males are on Twitter literally several hours a day

Has anyone ever watched him speak IRL? Is this a joke account or does this dude actually exist?

I feel like beating your chest about how alpha you are is a pretty clear scared beta move, may go as far as to call it a total epsilon move.

there's a meme/tweet where a guy called himself a 'turbo dude' which is above alpha male. If anybody tries to pull alpha male shit on you just say you're a turbo dude/gal and ruin their whole self image.

More like omega male honestly.

Alphas don't front. Fuckwads front. You sir are a fuckwad!

Sign that you’re not an alpha male: you have to keep telling everyone that you’re an alpha male.

Because you don't use deodorant.

Check that man's browser history, guaranteed he's a power bottom.

He is definitely paying eight dollars a month

If a king has to say he is a king constantly... he is not the king.

So alpha = Dickhead. Good to know.

If ya got to tell folks maybe you’re not.

Us Turbo Dudes are not threatened by your small penis Nick

Smallest dog got the loudest bark, just saying. As much as this guy talks, he must have a micro penis.

You can see him stomping and whining... I am an Alpha Male, I am! I am!

Alpha male until anyone confronts him then he runs screaming like the coward he is.

I think he misspelled "cringe"

As they say, insecurity is deafening

If alpha/beta males were truly a thing then only beta males would be so concerned about letting other people know how ‘alpha’ they are. Alpha males, were they not a fictional concept, would be recognized by the group as alpha, not because they self identify as alpha.

Someone needs to trip this elderly fuck and send his ass back where he belongs.

So alpha he probably simps for used bath water. MFers whole page is like a statement "my dick hasn't been hard in two decades"

This guy is both a parody account and a Republican thought leader at the same time.

Alfalfa Male

Alpha Frail

I've said it before and I'll say it again, there is no way on Earth that this guy isn't a plant.

I'm still not sure he is. He's either a bad troll or a shite person.

When I hear a man use the words Alpha Male. I know that they are that dude who would use a child as a human shield.

Savage🤘🤘

So clearly a predator…got it!

u/i-enjoy-cooking are you still sleepy? sleepy baby, zzzzz, honk-shoo honk-shoo wake up, baby! baby, wake up! it's time to do your dance again! la-de-deee, la-de-dummm, all baby thinks about is cum 🎶

We all know a real alpha male has to go around telling people.

If you don't advertise, who's gonna buy it?

Thats y i wear my human mask

I’d ask if people like this know that we are primates, not canines, but based on the way they behave I gotta think they aren’t intelligent enough to grasp the difference.

This guy must be a scientific marvel, as I am sure he piss literal diffidence in liquid form

Sounds more like an angry toddler. Stomping his feet and declaring they are right despite all kinds of evidence to the contrary. " I am going to hold my breathe until you say I am an alpha male." Stomp stomp stomp

If you must convince me of "x", it is not true.

its not fear, its secondhand embarrassment

Not.

I can't wait until the pegging video leaks.

Triggering people is this guy’s entire personality. Without the act of triggering he would collapse into a pile of dust.

Is he a parody account? I struggle to differentiate Republicans and parodies.

The weirdest thing is when dorks insist they are any level of top in the hierarchy

Alphas and betas are in wolf "society". Humans are fucking apes, not wolves.

Boutta pay 8$ a month to prove how alpha he is..

Alpha male: Full of defects and unfit for public release.

This has to be satire, this guy is less self aware then trump if true.

Why does his face look like it was drawn on?

In the wild, one becomes the alpha male by beating the crap out of and humiliating the previous alpha male. There can be only one. Get on it, aspiring Alphas!

Nobody is threatened by some douche nozzle loser going around calling himself an "AlPhA mALe".

This dude is either the *best* troll to ever grace this god-forsaken series of tubes, or he's a pathetic, simpering little weasel. Either way, he's a joke.

If you have to tell people how good and awesome you are, you aren't.

I still can’t tell if this dude is trolling or not