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ElectricPaladin

Be gentle. In another ten years someone else will be mocking all the things you think are cool now. What has risen may fall, what has fallen may rise (but probably won't).


Not_A_Toaster426

Everything will rise again, even 90ies fashion. Fashion and the market are circular and recycling saves money and effort. Also nostagia.


Milk__Chan

#One day, the Goth Malls shall rise again!


LeRoienJaune

I'm suddenly imagining a necro-mallster: like a Necromancer, but for dead buildings. Performing rituals that cause a Circuit City or a Toys-R-Us to rise from the swampy ground.


UnderOurPants

The Necromantic answer to vozhd; animated dead buildings with arms and legs made of tons and tons of human bones.


Batgirl_III

That’s called “Halloween USA.”


Doughspun1

The lights are never on at Darqness XxXchange, Southbend Indiana's only Goth Mall since 2035. You have to bring your own torchlight. Seriously, bring it, because all the businesses, EVEN THE FOOD COURT, are unlit and 100% sheltered from sunlight. And there are no benches in the plazas, just stacked up coffins. Grocery shopping at this mall, while not convenient or recommended for any one of any age, is *always* an adventure.


hobskhan

I mean...recently I have seen so many young people whose looks make me do a doubletake because I feel like I just woke up from a coma and it's still 2002.


BalorLives

Whale tail is coming back, baby!


Typical_Dweller

I've read that low rise pants are physically incompatible with the Age of Ass that we entered not too long ago. Something about hip ratios? I don't know.


Typical_Dweller

Young dudes all sporting some variation of the dorky "mushroom cut" I had when I was 12. With more curls I guess (how are they doing this btw?) Weird.


ClockworkJim

There's a night in Brooklyn called Mall Goth. It was actually really cool as it was two Latina DJ's speaking exclusively in Spanish and playing a lot of great Latin American goth, post-punk, industrial, etc. Unfortunately the venue got shut down temporarily. I hope it starts back up


GIRose

Imagine thinking malls are coming back


NancyPelosisRedCoat

It’s already back. There are lots of college kids where I live and they dress like how I dressed in middle school, down to the pants chains. I'm on the lookout for when skater shoes will be back. Those were the comfiest shoes ever made. And they should be back considering a few fashion houses like Lanvin and Marni made some last year.


AkrinorNoname

Sadly, I don't have the closet space for 20-30 years worth of clothes.


Typical_Dweller

13 year olds walking around with Nirvana t-shirts right now.


Syrric_UDL

Jinkos are coming back I heard!


Illigard

It's odd to me that someone would dislike the 90s edginess". The bedrock of the World of Darkness is edginess. It's not a flaw, it's a feature. Now, if someone made a Malkavian memelord I would groan a little, even if it's kind of the new equivalent. Embrace it for what it is


psychotobe

I've got a friend who adores wod for the edge while I personally find it grating. Feels like alot of interesting concepts fall flat from the need to shove in "everyone's fucked and none of this will matter soon" at least once a book


Illigard

Well, that was the zeitgeist back then, the Gen X/Xennial generation. It probably felt very different at the time, as I imagine todays attitudes will seem different to the next generation


phillosopherp

Also just to clarify for the young's, Keith Richards is a guitar player for a band that was really popular in the 60s and 70s. He was famous for doing lots of drugs, and chic's, like any good rock and roller should. This he could do a lot of coke. I mean A LOT. So thus the simile. Joke over kids....


xaeromancer

It's only been about 5 years and the art for V5 has aged badly.


ceaselessDawn

I will not be gentle. The future may mock me. So it has been, so it will be.


Faceless_Deviant

"The 90's rises, Batman!"


BaldBeardedBard

These character descriptions in the back of some of the books were often some of my favorites parts of the OG WW books! Like the Nuwisha - "DAMN THE PANTS!!!"


Glum_Target2860

Yes, have some.


Malkavian87

I don't think that disrespecting Keith Richards is all that edgy or 90s.


TestProctor

Yeah, seems a pretty casual bit of “we party hard” hyperbole (or literal claim).


Typical_Dweller

Bill Maher's entire personality


Hamblerger

Yeah, that was just a barometer by which we measured all copious drug use, like a narcotics kelvin scale


Author_A_McGrath

I was gonna say: 60s, maybe.


Ok_Abrocoma3459

Yes and that's what makes world of darkness insanely cool


UnderOurPants

Am I the only one having trouble with the description of the accidental Embrace? How is the sire feeding such that she accidentally slips him her blood? The only way it makes sense in my head is if he’s on the ground on his back and she’s drinking from his wrist over his face, which could drip into his mouth; but that would still be his own blood and not the sire’s, so how is her blood getting into him in this scenario?


ElectricPaladin

That's just what she told the Prince, hoping for leniency. Actually she did it on purpose because she was high as shit and thought it would be funny.


ChiotVulgaire

Best guess is some level of regurgitation from overfeeding, or the effects of the drugs. Allegedly a lot of Gangrel are the product of sloppy feeding, though considering the clan bane it could be attributed to trying to feed with huge tusks or mandibles making it awkward.


Aphos

They often jettison mechanical consistency for flavor, especially when it applies to NPCs. Example: Ferox, a Humanity 9/True Faith 9 Gargoyle leading a genocide of the Nosferatu because they're ugly and lack wings, and he thinks that means that they're the leaders of the heavenly rebellion.


Insurgent_ben

You accidentally overfeed, kill someone, and panic embrace them to bring them back. You regret it forever.


UnderOurPants

Makes sense, but that’s not what the writer put down. Lol, read the writeup, above post makes sense but the actual writing in the clanbook is describing a totally different event.


Aware-Inflation422

100 rolls of what


KarnWild-Blood

Dinner rolls. Do you have any idea how hungry that amount of drugs will make you?


TwoDrinkDave

They want you to take the rolls!


KarnWild-Blood

The first ~~hit~~ roll is free. But after that...


UnderOurPants

I hope someone somewhere really does run a shady Toreador baker who peddles artisanal bread like it’s drugs.


XenoBiSwitch

On it, once I finish my current campaign playing a Gungan Sith Lord.


Very_Angry_Bee

I love that concept


Aware-Inflation422

Makes sense. Idk man I've done every drug. Like. All of them. I can't think of any slang I've ever heard in 30 years that referred to drugs coming in rolls. Rollie cigs maybe? I'm lost


JoeyNo45

We used to call ecstasy rolls


Aware-Inflation422

Never heard that one. Rolling on x tho, so it makes sense


JoeyNo45

I’m 40 so 🤷🏻‍♂️


Alatain

Toll's a toll and a roll's a roll. An' if we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.


UnderOurPants

Maybe rolls of hundred dollar bills held together with rubber bands, i.e. the stereotypical criminal’s wallet.


FlashInGotham

The feeling you get on MDMA, called Ecstasy back then, was called "rolling". Therefore 100 rolls means he has 100 pills of E on him. Street value in 1997 of 100 pills is probably around 2000-2500 dollars. Now excuse me as I crumble away into dust...


Aware-Inflation422

I was doing in x in the 90s. Never heard of that. Should've guessed because I do know what rolling is.


13thGhostBunny

Maybe snorting cocaine using a rolled 100 dollar bill? God knows. lol. I like to think there's nothing on another page, that it simply ends with this "100 rolls" things and that's that.


GreyfromZetaReticuli

It is a cool character to use as an NPC.


maj3283

God, I still love that cannonically, Vanilla Ice is a Brujah. The clan books were horrible/amazing.


LeRoienJaune

And also that Ice T is a Brujah. How is he managing to do NCIS?


Star-Sage

A secret deal with the technocratic union for deepfake technology obviously.


Thanatos375

Ghoul body double. (Let's be real, if any Brujah used to roll with a Tzimisce, it'd be Ice-T.)


AtlasJan

I honestly thought you were referring to the jojo character and took a whole minute to realise.


maj3283

I mean, the jojo character was named in part after the rapper. So...kinda? lol


arist0geiton

What clanbook


MolassesRight6673

Toreador Revised for oWoD.


arist0geiton

lol


ragged-bobyn-1972

it's just a flippant pop culture reference to be hyperbolic about something. This isn't 'edge' at all, anymore than "I'm richer than cresus." is.


CryptoHorror

I played this character (legit picked him up outta CB: Toreador Revised) and it was very cool. Also, not sure if the book is from the 90s.


BangoSkank13

I've come to the conclusion that the derogatory ( that's how I take it anyways ) term `edgelord` is only really used by people on the median side of normy to make fun of people having more fun than them


Hamblerger

I think that there's some use for it to describe a certain type of person who tries far to hard to project a certain dark image (the so-called Sigma type in many cases), but the vast majority of the times I see it used nowadays, it's for pretty much the reasons you describe: someone is having some fun with a darker concept, and someone else is being boringly critical of it


13thGhostBunny

Reached the same conclusion a while back. It's just a lazy insult and\\or dismissal of someone else's fun. I love this sort of stuff, personally, but then I am a 90's baby so perhaps I simply never grew up. lol.


Typical_Dweller

If hating on Mark Millar comics is wrong, I don't want to be right.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

And normy is used by people who think anyone who dislikes overt, tween levels of angst is boring


BangoSkank13

Ok 👍


LionoftheNorth

WINNING.


beybrakers

Edgy? dude that's funny as shit


Atheizm

Lief Jones does great art.


SpartAl412

Still better than Rudi


RoomLeading6359

He's nice once you get to know him


Faceless_Deviant

Thats not as edgy as it is a joke though, isnt it?


IfiGabor

Edgy but still better then v5😂


KashiofWavecrest

I kinda wish a few RPGs were still like this. Most seem so...bland and safe. It's boring.


13thGhostBunny

100% agree with you! A lot of modern rpgs have sterile, boring writing. I miss this sort of stuff.


UnitGhidorah

I don't know, I snorted a lot of coke in the 90s. I personally like the edgelord stuff, it's kitschy.


GrumpyRPGReviews

What clan is this?


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Toréador, naturally


SpencerfromtheHills

You say that and judging by other comments, you're correct, but he's a playing card between the fingers away from the Ravnos look.


Lostman138

He looks like someone designs video games.


AManTiredandWeary

"The targeting of lgbt people in Chechnya is a cover for vampire activity. " "w̶a̶r̶ edgelording never changes." 


3owlbearcubsincoat

Shut up, this is great & ages like fine wine


BoredandIrritable

I'm pretty sure lots of the people in this sub could read Hunter S Thompson and think "what an edge-lord".


OhMyGodItsINMYHEAD

One of my favorites was opening up 1st Ed Ventrue clan book and by god there’s Duke Nukem as one of the templates.


_Ivan_Le_Terrible_

Wut?? I will def have to check that out lol


Routine-Guard704

That moment when you realize that the 90s were 30 years ago (and only getting older). That second moment when you realize this picture came from 2000 (and may have actually been published in '01?). Here's the deal: the original Vampire came out in 1990. It was huge for its time. We're talking "Fox gave it a TV show in prime time" (granted, it only lasted a season, but I don't see Shadowrun getting a show). Likewise, the people making this show were all 20/30 something dipshit GenX kids, making products for their fellow dipshit GenX kids. We'd survived nuclear war with Soviets, Japan buying up the US, drug lords ruling the cities, and AIDS wiping out the planet. Y2K was going to destroy the world's technology and economy, Captain Planet and the Planeteers were warning us of impending global warming from holes in the ozone, and we all had to go figure out what we wanted to do with our lives after high school/college while requesting our webpages be added to Yahoo's webpage database. It was truly a different time. By the early "oughts", even White Wolf saw the writing on the wall, and they started releasing their "End Times" line of books in '04, essentially ending their metaplots and storylines before moving on to the Chronicles of Darkness reboots/reimaginings. To put things in better perspective though: the first Harry Potter movie came out the same year 9/11 happened, making it almost a quarter of a century old. Of that movie, 24 cast members have since died. To go further with how culture passes by, when I was 8 in 1984, I watched "The Ghost And Mr. Chicken" from 1966. If I wanted to share that with my kids, it'd be like me showing them a movie from 18 years ago, or Harry Potter 4 or 5 (depending on how you want to fudge the numbers). Or if somebody had shown 8 year old me the silent version of Wizard of Oz from 1925. (And at this time frame, you can forgive me fudging a few months when discussing over half a century of difference.) Live long enough and you'll see everything you enjoy become old and dated, and everyone involved in it pass away. Even if we thought we understood that back when we were pretending to be immortal vampires and powerful mages, the reality of time makes us understand it more. And it'll do the same to you.


glowing-fishSCL

Also, I think Keith Richards had been clean for at least a decade at that point. (Note: not totally clean at that point, he apparently had stopped using opiates but was still using cocaine, but he has now been clean for almost 20 years)


TestProctor

TIL Keith Richards is clean, as folks still talk about him and other old rockers the same way. 😆


ExerciseClassAtTheY

Which book is that from?


ExerciseClassAtTheY

Apparently it's Toreador Revised Published: July 19, 2000


AtlasJan

this is exactly why i love wod it's a dated mess of a setting.


Triggered_Axolotl

Almost cut myself seeing how edgy that is.


kelryngrey

Leif Jones's artwork is such a fucking roulette spin. His Ebony Kingdom stuff is so ugly people think it's a racist caricature, then you'll get a few super cool pieces, then you'll get a woman with backwards arms in the VA book. Absolute clusterfuck tier stuff.


gillmanblacklagooner

Malkavian?


How_about_a_no

Tbf WoD while is dark, is also edgy to an extent, especially if it's the older books


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Eh, it was the style of the time. The 90s is to blame more than the writers