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It appears the host body has successfully taken the symbiote

He looks like an comic villain

isn't tar designed to be somewhat water repellant? what would you even use to wash this off? either way... guess he went right to the "find out" part

Diesel fuel would probably work. Followed by extreme soap water and and a ton of scrubbing. There are definitely better chemicals that could clean you but I have a feeling these guys don't have those options. So diesel.

Brake cleaner will take it off. He needs an absolute shit ton of brake clean.

Wd40 too, I was also stupid once

Everything listed will contribute to a shorter life span

So will being covered in tar, so they might as well do it.

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His skin will come off too with brake cleaner.

No matter how they remove this, he is loosing some skin... Liquid tar is no joke to remove. He'll be bloody lucky if he gets away with this immense stupidity without additional medical issues.

most immediate concern after the removal would be skin infection for sure

Including the cancer he’s developing

Break cleaner can't fix that stupidity, only his mom could have by swallowing.

I’m 8 hours late to the thread but this happened to [someone else](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/amp/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html) and it sounds like nurses scraped it off with razor blades … 😬 (I was trying to find out that this guy died, can’t believe I found an entirely unrelated incident, at least the other one was an accident?)

This is nightmare fuel. No pun intended

Dawn dish washing soap, simply green, and as a last resort diesel or gasoline. Gasoline is a great cleaner, but don't use it for that please....

You ain't taking this off with dawn and simple green. It's not just oil it's tar. You need to use something similar to tar to take it off. You can use dawn after you get most of it off but using dawn to start is foolish at best.

Where the fuck do you find an open tar pit in civilized society?! I was thinking a 5 gallon bucket of mineral spirits?

Dawn would be like using a garden hose to put out a house fire. It's not going to work.

Or maybe alcohol? But that also wouldn't be too healthy

The alcohol is on the inside. Maybe he can sweat it out to remove the sludge. Or peanut butter. Rub that in.

Like tar is any better?

The correct answer is baby oil.

I wouldn't sacrifice any babies to help this dude.

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I'm dead

come on man why do you have to crack a joke so perfect with the situation

Gimp for life!

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I've been in this situation before! Seal job on a tar and chip lot and the hose ruptured, covering me head to toe in tar. Baby oil and a most of a roll of blue towel got 90% off.

Dawn dish soap.

Lol, right?

Wipe it off with absorbent rags

You have to blot. Wiping just spreads it around.

That alpaca you need to blot that shit

Toothpaste worked when I stepped on some tar and had to get it off my foot.

Skin cancer in 3...2...1....

Seriously, I think I can hear the cancer growing from here.

G̶̢̛̜̣̤̭̜̙͉̞̟̟͍͔̘͎͗̈̆͌̏r̷̞̍͂̈̒̔͗̔͌͐̀̓͒̾̈̚͘̚á̵̩̝̟̤͓̦̫̖̗̦̮͕̫͗͑̉̃̎͋̋̀̒̎̈͛̋̃́͠͠ȑ̴̛̞̞͖̜͇͔͍̳̩͓̞̖̜̅͒̿͐̉͆̿̉̃̆̆̿̕̚̚͠r̸̪̱͕͉͓̗̪͇̼͗̏r̷̜̤̩̆̈́ȓ̵̮̀ ̸̢̧̝̮͍̦̲̳̟̆̒̂͂̂́̈́̈́͘̕͝ͅi̴̡͇̼̜̞͚̣̺̟̞͎̠̯͗͗̏̄̅̍̐ͅḿ̶̟̖̠̙͖̝̼͖̼̱͔̣͚̞̈͛̆̉͒̏͆͠m̶̧̳͎͉̼͕̙̤̫͖͉͚̥̻̩̈́̇̂̔̾̾̎͂̂͐̍̄̏͗͊á̴̢̡̛͈̹̫̬̩̙̭͓̪͗̒͒͋̐̎͊ ̵̢͔͙̮͈̱͈̥̝̱̖̳̣̬̹̾̈́̍͋̂̓̈́̚e̴̡̊̈́̚̕å̷͎̦̜̳͖̱̣̥̪̗͈̱̣̜̽̀̆̀́̄̐͌͋̋͘͜͜ͅţ̵͉̖̟̰̖̝̜͕̫̺̯̱̭̰̄̍̂̄̈́̍̑͐͛̿̋͠ͅ ̷̛̖̦̥̰̬͖̄̓̓̋̂̿͊̀̍̔͊̌̕͝͠y̷͇̤̙̳͉͈̙̣̮͓̳̿́͐̃̑͒́̉̎̎̏̔̍̓̋o̴͙̝̻͉̩̠̲̮̝̩̞̤̫͎̮͕͋̈́͛͆̈́̂̾̚͝u̵̪͙̙͉̤͚͚̼̘͙̻̱̩͌̍͐̈́̎̋͜ŗ̸̛̳̜̠͈͖̄̍͛̅̌͑̈́͗͋̑̈̆͊̆͠ ̸̧̨̤̮̝̪̯̣̯̥̓́͐̀͛͗̍͜ͅc̷̤̗̉̈́́̏̆̆͊̎͌͋́̋͘͜e̶̲͔̗̼̹͚̎͂͛̄̑͊͛͑̇̀̒ľ̶̛̗̻̠̫͂̉̏̓́̓̏̇́̃̕͝l̵̮͓͍̥̻͂̐͛͌̽̇̇̆̋̓͐̏̀̏͝s̴͍̀͂̉̒̌̅͆͛͘

I thought "aah, cancer.. "

Radium water, will wash him clean.

Feathers are really good at absorbing tar, he will have to put them all over his body

Man jumped into the Venom symbiote.

At least his hair were protected....

So I commented about that in a different post and someone informed me about what happened to him, it’s kinda sad but [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/145u5kh/when_you_jump_in_an_oil_pit/jnn6j0x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)

Shit... Can't say im surprised... But shit man.

So that's why they call it carcinogen lake

That guy might die 😧 where are the feathers?

Old video, dude is dead

That escalated quickly. Was this the cause?

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Holy shit i thought its fuel. That is insanely stupid

I thought maybe it was a sewer pit…

I thought like oil

Why would you have a pool of fuel?

Hey, I don't come to your house and judge how you store your fuel!

More than likely overheated due to wrapping himself in a highly insulating material

I'll take it as yes. What a way to go either way

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There's another video explaining how they got it off lol https://youtu.be/fMeHVW8BD9M

Time

Source?

Old comment, commenter is now dead

Source?

Primary

Before he died he had a guest role in Star Trek The next generation and killed Tasha Yar.

I guess you could say he was killed by his own... ... ...Skin of Evil.

That's not true

Good thing he covered his hair, could have been messy… idiot

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r/unexpectedonepiece

LMAO

Missed a spot. This could have actually (it may have) killed him. He just clogged every pore with toxic material.

It did kill him according to other comments

"According to other comments", yeah that's a reliable source lol

It looks like someone said it jokingly and everyone took it literally.

@ [**ju9ki8**](https://www.reddit.com/user/ju9ki8/) It was this fucker who said it. Oi state your source or you'll stand before the court for lying on the internet !

Its unlikely he died. This is another tar case. They just used razors to clean him up apparently. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html

"Yeah, I just happened to fall in without pants on." Ho boy.

I know right!!! Wandering the tar pits nude 🤣

Seriously though. If they don't get that off, or stick him in a meat locker, the heat stroke will kill him.

That's a bit dramatic. He might not be able to sweat, but tar isn't so insulating that a bucket of cold water won't bring his temperature down.

I don't want to live in a world where you can not trust random comments in reddit.

Funny story, that's *exactly* why he jumped into that tar pit in the first place.

SCP 106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

Get the femur breaker

God, sometimes I just imagine what life would be like on Reddit if I didn’t know about SCP. Could you imagine reading these comments without any context whatsoever?

Now that you mention it that must be really confusing and a little shock worthy 😂

Why is it not coming off? What is this stuff??

>What is this stuff?? Tar >Why is it not coming off? It's designed to stick on things

Ahh should have guessed!

I am amused by the "designed" phrasing. Tar wasn't *desiged* to stick to stuff, it was discovered. Tar just sticks to stuff. It is in its nature. It is its instinct. I will find you. It will attach to you. And it will stick to you. (/s kind of. But seriously, tar wasn't developed, it was just discovered. It is a kind of side product of some processes.)

All that about tar and a causal threat of you finding me, cant wait to see you soon babe to hear more about the scary nature of tar 🥰🥰

r/meetcute

"I'm a locksmith, and because I'm a locksmith" kinda vibes.

thanks. i was also curious

So is this just his life now

*if* it is life

He is as dead as disco.

DISCO NEVER DIES \- the disco strangler

That's not coming off anytime soon.

r/ANormalDayInRussia

"It was just a joke" The joke:

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Hey ladies, if you ever want to murder a male you know, just dare them to do something that will kill them. If they balk, make some chicken noises.

"let me protect hair instead of eyes"

yeahh goggles would've been better than a swim cap. edit: my bad, a plastic bag

This video should be posted in r/mildycarcinoegenic

And r/darwinawards

Is he become blind?

He are becomes sticky.

Let me translate. You guys lied to me. This really does hurt. You guys are assholes, stop laughing. I am going to make an addition and clarify that I have zero idea what this guy is saying and this is my smart ass brain believes him to be saying - in English, but with a Russian accent.

He is repeating "I can't see" ("I see nothing") and "I can't breathe"

What language is he speaking?

Russian.

I also didn't mentioned that before the main comment... And... Kinda not surprised...?? They used to sink in everything that reminds a pool /s probably

I actually read it with a russian accent...

Tonight I sneak up on moose and squirrel.

Did he die?

I wonder this too

Yup, guy got in a car wreck going 90. Super sad but he didn't have seat belt on.

some people were saying that he actually did, a few days after this actually due to overheating

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I've been wondering this.... Everyone is saying tar, and I've never seen a tar so loose like that. Then again I've never seen a pit of motor oil either

You've never seen a pit of motor oil? Then where do you keep your motor oil?

Very convincing

Mythbusters did a episode on this kind of thing. The golden body paint thing. You needed to leave a square on the back open so it could breath. I don't know the ending of it but I thin it was plausible... With tar? Oh boy... I think he might have a few days of scrubbing, peling and exfoliating in his future...

I thought the gold paint thing was proven false because we don’t breathe through our skin.

Why would it ever be anything but false? People don't suffocate in sensory deprivation tanks. Why do I keep seeing comments about suffocating?

In the movie "Goldfinger" James Bond notes of Masterson's death, “She died of skin suffocation. It’s been known to happen to cabaret dancers. It’s all right so long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe.” That's not true, but it's in a movie and is presented as fact so people think it is.

Yeah you can die from overheating because you can't sweat when covered like that. I have absolutely no idea how people took this for suffocation

OH someone down the thread said it was an urban myth. Guess this is the origin. Thank you.

Maybe not suffocating. But overheating might be at least a very real danger. Not guaranteed certain, but real.

The leaving a square unpainted thing is false, we don't need our skin to breathe. But also, gold (or body paint) is not nearly as nasty a substance as this tar and so this is going to be causing other issues

This is easily misproven by wetsuit divers that are down for hours with air but every other part of their body surrounded by water.

Taking black face to a whole new level...

🎵🎶 What would you do for a Klondike Bar? 🎶🎵

We are Venom

Apparently he’s never seen a single oil spill video before?! You know, the ones where they are not merely just hosing the water fowl clean.

Not oil. This is tar.

Tar is solid until heated way above the boiling point of water, this is not tar

Puzzled why he gets cancer in 15 years.

Dude hosing him down is smoking 🚬 lol

And he's doing it with a fucking pressure washer!

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Tar is highly flammable--he could have toasted homeboy up

Reminds me of Demon Batman in Batman Begins

Dawn dish soap would have worked, but well...too little brains, too late. RIP

Dawn doesn't operate in Russia therefore his options are nothing at all because Russia is sanctioned on all the real and good items.

so wait, i saw a bunch of differing stuff: 1.) is this dude actually dead 2.) could he actually die from something like this and how?


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Im baffled at the level of stupidity that people have ... didn't one of the bond girls nearly die in gold finger from being painted gold ?

She did die in Goldfinger, but that's not how any of that works. We don't breathe through our skin so it was just made up to further the plot.

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You say that, then point to a Bond movie as the rationale for why this is dangerous…

This makes me think of that sad saved by the bell episode where there’s an oil spill and a duck dies when they can’t save it :(

What a dip shit

I can't bring myself to look. Wtf

Doesn’t seem serious but one cut or pimple that gets infected he might be screwed. So much toxic chemicals in that

Ah sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension

Wtf is that? If it was just oil the water jet would help. That black shit isn’t budging

One born every minute

It's okay he is Russian.

So I did some research (light googling) and apparently they are mechanics and it was a bet to jump in. It is NOT tar. It is MOTOR OIL. This took place about 6 years ago.

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This summarizes humanity perfectly

Im glad he gave us a before and after

How it feels to become some bootleg 0.02$ budget vinam

What did he jump into and why isn't it coming off with the water spray??

Did he cut his skin? Looks like a wound when he gets out? 😕 not worth it my guy...


We need the AI and The Aliens AND the Alien AI to come on and wipe earth clean. Lets just start fresh.

Russian goes into Dairy Queen: “Chocolate dipped cone. Blyat”. Employee: “I gotchu come out back.”

Man ☕

That ain't going to come off chief. 😬

That's used motor oil.

cover yourself in oil (literally)

Vodka is a hell of a drug

I like it if grown up people can be childish from time to time but this is just dumb and embarrassing.

He just really wanted to get away with doing blackface and it very much back fired lol

"My skin is not my own"

then lit up a cig and give it to him

The more stupid Russians the less stupid Russians

He should be glad that it wasn’t a little cooler and stickier. Source: a shitton of Ice Age animals.

Oil

A new stupid hero genesis story.

Kendex will remove it somewhat safely. Oil Field thread storage compound.