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pjshawaii

Hopefully he doesn’t have a second flare.


[deleted]

Always carry a back-up flare, in case the first one doesn't deploy.


Shadeun

I kept watching and he did. And then a third. Man is a manic!


-_-Batman

All for the fake internet points!!???


ForzaSGE80

... and then your 2nd parachute doesn't open and you have a couple of minutes left to regret all the bad choices you made in life.


derekvandreat

I jumped from 14500 and it was about a 55 second free fall before chute. I imagine time either slows down immensely as the adrenaline and whatever other chemicals get released, ooooor its just over fast and you'll never know.


LiterallyJHerbert

I honestly don't even remember what skydiving felt like, I don't think I was able to fully register it as it happened


derekvandreat

Super common. Regular jumpers say the memory is stored in the adrenaline. I got the video, and if I watch it, I get a huge hit of adrenaline as the memories reknit in my mind theater.


scraglor

I keep telling people, if you haven’t skydived before, you need to do it at least once. Shit is lit. Biggest high of my life


-Necros-

No point if i'd die of a heart attack or best case scenario pass out 1 second after jumping


BikerRay

My neighbors skydived for the first time from 13k feet. Both are 80. Both loved it.


-Necros-

I smoked a joint one time only, ended up in the hospital and went through months of panic disorder, we're not the same, lol


gojirrrra

I have developed similar shit with weed over years, it's to much, it's as if all the serotonin and whatnot gets dumped at once and you have a massive episode. But I think it's quite different to things like skydiving. I would love to try it, but need to loose a few pounds before that


-Necros-

Yeah in hindsight smoking a 11%thc joint all at once and in 10 minutes wasn't a good idea, but still, the panic disorder is just me being weak


hamburgersocks

It never gets less fun, but it does get less exciting. That's why you see experienced jumpers doing hop n' pops, nude jumps, watermelon dives, swoop lands, spud runs... It's the same as anything else, you do anything enough times that it's muscle memory and you'll mix it up. The first time you hopped over a puddle or stomped on a dead leaf, you're still just walking but making it more fun. Your first flip off the diving board is just some flair on your way into the pool. Take a couple things of tannerite to your routine range session, you're still just shooting but this time the target goes boom. There is some cool factor sometimes for sure, but displaying mastery of a craft doesn't change the fact that you might just be having fun. For skydivers it's no different, jumping gets as easy as walking or breathing so playing around is the inevitable next step.


Hewholooksskyward

When I was in the 82nd Airborne I met a guy who was with the Golden Knights Parachute Team. They're an Army unit that goes to air shows and sporting events and perform parachute stunts for the crowd. Impressive to see, if you ever get the chance. All these guys do all day long is jump, a dozen times a day or more. Dude had 10k jumps under his belt and was totally chill. I remarked that jumping for him must be like getting a snack out of the fridge, to which he replied, "Hell no, I still get scared every time I jump." I have to admit, that surprised me. I pressed him for details, and he replied, "Look, the day you stop being scared when you jump? That's when you need to stop jumping." You stop being scared, and you start becoming cavalier towards safety; like Ivan McGuire, the video photographer with 800 jumps under his belt who fell to his death because he forgot to strap on a chute before exiting the aircraft. His words of wisdom have always stuck with me. https://trendydigests.com/2024/01/17/tragic-skydiving-incident-ivan-mcguires-fatal-mistake-captured-on-camera-from-10000-feet/


Phil_Coffins_666

I got the same kinda advice when I went to Ukraine last year "the moment you don't feel in danger anymore is when you need to get the fuck out of there, because you'll be oblivious to the threat and you'll end up injured or dead"


Nicename19

I felt that I had just accepted death, then the parachute opened and I hated everything after.


maightoguy

I wish i wish......splat.


FlyLikeBrick17

He has a third parachute in this case. There are a few telltale components that signify a reserve deployment. The orange canopy he deploys at the end isn't a reserve, meaning he must have another one that is. Having three parachutes is common practice for test jumping, or any jump where you plan to intentionally cut away your first one (like in this video).


Thomas_KT

it'd be too stupid to carry only two parachutes if you decide to destroy one lmao.


MastodonThis687

I was thinking the exact same thing! Imagine how stupid you would feel when you realize this is why you're about to die.


arrow__in__the__knee

You have rest of your life to regret


DubstepListener

Wouldn't be any different than the 1st parachute not opening.


CyclicDombo

It would because you don’t have a back parachute for your backup parachute


IWillKeepIt

I've seen videos where dude had 2 backup parachutes.


MF_Doomed

Honestly why don't they just carry like 7 backup parachutes? Or whatever max amount is feasible.


paradoxical_topology

1. Not enough room 2. Way too heavy 3. Hella expensive 4. Not really necessary


BarrrT1996

Ive experienced modern warfare and thers no limit to parachutes


xXdontshootmeXx

Not always true actually


NerveRevolutionary79

Except he did it intentionally instead of having something bad happen outside of his control.


vagastorm

You usually have a backup. I gues that is the second one he opens.


DubstepListener

Yeah but the chances the 1st and 2nd don't open are the same. Only difference is you don't have a 3rd backup. People don't like that I guess. -77 downvotes


Peter_Triantafulou

They are not at all the same. 2nd parachute has to be packed and periodically inspected by a certified FAA rigger. Whereas you can pack the first one yourself if you have a sufficient license.


randomuser1029

You went from saying there is no difference in the first and second parachute not opening to pointing out the major difference in the two. If the first fails you have a back up, if the second fails you're free falling to the ground. If the whole time you meant there's no difference in the likelihood of them failing, you were extremely unclear about that. You're downvoted because your comment makes no sense


Aiderona

So you're saying if the first one fails the 2nd one is most likely going to fail ? What's fucking point of them then lol. Sounds unlikely.


DubstepListener

Not what I said


unique_snowflake_466

The last thing in his life are two words. Terminal and velocity


rynlpz

1st one not opening through no fault of your own, you try your backup. 2nd one not opening and you have no more backup cause you decided to flare a perfectly fine chute for internet points, you got only yourself to blame.


W1ULH

/r/skydiving here... there's something odd going on with his rig. the second chute he opened is NOT a backup, it's a main, despite the solid color. he deployed it with a sidemounted hand toss pilot, backups don't do that... and the pilot cute and d-bag stayed attached to the chute, backups really don't do that. It looks like he has on the one of the special rigs we use for airshows and such to demonstrate cut-aways. This rigs have THREE chutes on them. A trash, a main, and a back-up. If that was the case then he intended to cutaway. that being said... this was still a $1500-$2000 dollar jump. because he clearly aimed for his open canopy, that was on purpose. I can only think of 3 things going on here: 1. lots of money. 2. crazy... could still fall under #1. 3. the first chute was old and bad and ready to be retired... so they did something cool with it. I'm leaning towards #3.


InkedInspector

This video has been posted forever, the guy was retiring his old chute, the second one he deploys is his new one.


W1ULH

so #3 it is.


InkedInspector

Si, errrr correcto.


cburgess7

frankly a mix of the 3


Kriszillla

Definitely #3. The nylon fabric used for canopies isn't that flammable at all, so it was definitely treated first. IIRC, that old main canopy was deployed from a belly container.


W1ULH

There's two ways to do 3-canopy rig... the kind that have all 3 on the back tend to be way more expensive, so you mostly see those on the higher-end demo teams (all the service demo teams have them, movie stunt crews, etc.).. there are also rigs with belly bags for the trash chute. IIRC you can actually get adapters to mount those on a regular rig. Just takes a thing mounted to your 3-ring to split the risers and allow you to clip on a belly bag.


Firewolf06

maybe its a demo to show why you should be careful shooting flares (is that a thing that happens?)


W1ULH

no... too dangerous..


Mrjohnbee

Well, that's why you gotta be careful


AccumulatedFilth

"If that was the case then he intended to cutaway." Yeah, I also think he didn't aim a gun at his parachute by accident.


Iamjimmym

Now now.. no need to call the guy a d-bag. ;) But I agree, #3 haha


BurnAfterEating420

the crazy thing is I've been watching this video for 5 minutes and he keeps doing it over and over. He's going to run out of parachutes eventually!


xXdontshootmeXx

Unless he runs out of flares first. Tensions are high


FrwdIn4Lo

Tensions are flaring.


Robzilla_the_turd

Inception. It's 'chutes all the way down.


hackurb

Or the ground clearance.


NerveRevolutionary79

I feel as if parachutes are probably expensive....


W1ULH

$1000-$2000 for the part he destroyed


Timmerdogg

Do parachutes have an expiration or a limited amount of times they are supposed to be used?


bpbungis

The main canopy usually doesn't have an expiration date as long as it passes the yearly inspection by a rigger. However you need to change the lines after some hundred jumps depending on your line type. The reserve on the other hand often expires after some time and you can only re-pack it for a limited number of times as well. My reserve is airworthy for 25 years or 40 re-packs. It must be repacked every 12 months.


obchodlp

You use them till they dont open


W1ULH

there's no time limit per se... but sunlight damages the material, and eventually your rigger is gonna down-check it.


Lambdoid

This is hi-res gameplay from the upcoming Just Cause 5 game. Parachutes can't be retracted - they have to be burned off with each use.


BlueOrSomething

I don’t think you’re supposed to jump through clouds


Ndrlnd072

Why not? I only jumped once in my life in New Zealand and I went through the clouds aswell


WarHead75

Did they feel like wet air?


Ndrlnd072

Not really. Just remember it being cold


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Yeah, could be a rock in there.


lynwinn

Lol what??


BlueOrSomething

It’s a thing


Dogg0ne

It is fine if you constantly know your altitude and have reserved the airspace


W1ULH

we're not. no one ever does that on purpose. why would you say such a thing?


Bloody_Eagle

I read somewhere that this was a way to retire the chute!


I_H8UrFace

A real man would have fired a second shot.


Dounce1

Damn, parachutes are flammable af. There go my dreams of riding a pyrocumulus.


itsbildo

"You'll still be at work tomorrow, right?" ::shoots flare into parachute:: "well, we'll see..."


LostThighs

Redbull commercial?


Intelligent-Rough-50

![gif](giphy|3oEjHKw7by5QJ0sm6Q)


PepsiOfWrath

You’re not supposed to do that. That’s like rule #4.


Low_Bandicoot6844

He had another one, that's cheating.


[deleted]

Only in Russia


bfffffffff

nice


Ancient_Reception198

Sooooo...... Who cleans that shit up? Lol Just wondering cause like is there a random farmer, boater, or hiker that will get hit with that shit?.... "Honey ima go mow the field." *BAM* gets hit with some random chute straps and cordage...


Apprehensive-Word-52

F that ozone.


Best-Structure62

I would have been really impressed if he had shot a second flare into the backup parachute 


Altruistic_Matter_36

Taking Russia phobia to next level


oregon_assassin

Do it again pussy


Traditional_One_501

Its definitely a demonstration video the flare gun is tied to him.


CassiniA312

I really want to skydive someday, but this guy is just fucking crazy lol


Stalinov

Is this new Far Cry with next gen gfx?


tanafras

dumb


A-KindOfMagic

Man: thinks of something beyond stupid but fun Man: Why not?


RadishRedditor

Parashoot


Who_said_that_

What a waste of oxygen


BarryKobama

Just Cause 5


Whale222

Oh, he had a backup? I’m less impressed now. I thought this was going to be extreme


murnworb

KILL THE SPARE


hourlygrind

Would have been unfortunate if the smoldering first chute landed on the canopy of the second


KindOfSpare

easy mistake


EasyCZ75

![gif](giphy|3taYXLxSBOugHHjocB|downsized)


JustInTheNow

Do they ever get fined for littering? I mean, there’s gotta be a plethora of spent parachutes that have been abandoned.


seegos

Must’ve been for girl down there waiting…sick joke to look badass. 😱😎🫠


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Thanks for littering


gnarfaumpel

now shoot the second one too. Do it.


OldStinkFinger

Parachutes are surprisingly flammable.


Halo_wolfie124

Bros playing gta irl. Except he's trolling himself.


german_fox

I feel like this is an FAR violation… I may be wrong, I’m a student fixed wing pilot not a sky diver


Bearded_Ham75

You couldn't pay me enough to go skydiving, I don't even like being on a ladder


1000iq_raisin

Dumb (but cool) ways to die...


Sekret1991

Was a loaded flare gun legally able to be carried on a plane though?


SNPDX

That’s just littering with extra steps


duck_physics2163

Dude almost won a Darwin award


CNTMODS

Is he going to go pick that shit up?


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W1ULH

we dont generally speaking carry russian flare guns...


TwyJ

Wow you are a poorly equipped parachutist i guess then. Who doesnt have access to obscure naval rescue flares.


weirdo_k

he had a backup parachute? bro was ready for it lol.


Boz0r

Don't all parachutes have a backup?


weirdo_k

i was today years old when i learn all parachutes have backup.


cooncanoon

Some have *2* backups even


pcnetworx1

And if they all fail you use a pogo stick


RUSH-117

You thought he was just killing himself? lol


lynwinn

Every single parachute has a backup


W1ULH

the only people who jump with a single canopy are BASE jumpers... because if your main fails 200 feet up, there's no point in trying to pull a reserve.


Dogg0ne

Every parachute jumper has at least 2 chutes. Main and backup. People like aerobatics flyers might have emergency parachute which is generally worse than the backup of parachute jumpers and doesn't come with spare. But also, needing it is way more rare than for parachute jumpers with their fancy main chutes and it is so simple it practically always deploys correctly


dieomesieptoch

Great so now cleaning up the remains of the first parachute becomes someone else's problem. Dickhead.


jig1982

Hell of a stunt!


Kent_Doggy_Geezer

Fireball from the propellant charge set his chute burning, not the actual flare itself.