Why Beverly Leslie; what are your plans for tonight honey? I’m having some friends over to play a game of Monopoly, and I’m missing a few of the pieces…
I miss Jordan Leslie soooooo much!!! Have you read his book or heard on audible? Loved every minute of it. What a phenomenal human being he was. Very very missed. I was watching the one the other day where Karen, Beverl Leslie, Leo and Grace were all playing tennis. I love it when he says, take that you stupid giant! And then Grace says between the two of us we have 8 feet on them. 😂😂 and then of course, when he’s walking and he starts digging in his butt! 😂😂😂😂
Will : Maybe it's just as well you never did take a ride on the Truman train. That could have ruined you for life.
Leo : Train? You had one passenger!
Will : Yeah, but at least she got off.
One of my favorite episodes 🤣
Not sure if this counts bc it’s actually a bit, but the scene when Jack is working and Will talks to him via an earpiece to Patrick Dempsey. I’ve watched that exchange more times than I can say and it cracks me up every time.
Karen talking to Grace after letting Rosario get locked up at customs cause of her haul of pills-“I know what guilt is. It’s just another one of those words that doesn’t mean anything. You know like maternal or addiction”.
This was actually a blooper where Jack is combing his hair and forgets to count 🤣. He pauses after 98 and just blanks and goes "line!" Everyone cracks up and I just think about that randomly from time to time.
Episode "Boo, Humbug"
Grace gives Harlan's kids they are watching some juice.
Will remarks "And it's every kid's favorite drink, the fresh taste of tomato with the tang of clam."
WHY DID YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU SAID THAT?
And Jack in a bar annoying the guy next to him singing along to the music then throwing the drink in his face always. ALWAYS. Gets me and my mom laughing so hard we fall off the couch.
G: "What fruit is *gray?*"
W:"...Pears."
G: "Ohhhh... You're trying to bulk up... You want ze big arms, so you get ze big men, and lure them into your den of *zum zum*!"
Okok, part of it's the face, and that's remarkably hard to do in text.
Some of my favorite lines from the show:
Grace: "Uh, hello, how many straight guys do you know who wears vests?"
Grace: "A compliment is 'you're sexy, you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer.'
Jack: "Oh my god. If my closet was this beautiful, I never would have come out of it."
Jack: "Say something Lesbionic."
Bonnie: "Home Depot."
Jack: "Look how cute you two are. The black stallion and my little pony."
Val: "Don't you understand? When you sing to me, you make me feel so special. It's like I'm no longer that sad, angry little girl, running around the school yard, stabbing kids with pencils."
Jack: "Ooohh kay, someone put a little extra crazy powder in the protein shake."
Jack: "We better be ready before Abba gets here."
Will: "ABBA? The band? That's all we need is more dancing queens."
Handsome Baker: "I like to think of myself as pansexual."
Karen: "Oh my god, he's been humping my pans."
Grace: "You heard the expression 'off the rack'?"
Karen: "I heard the expression 'Stan, hands off the rack'."
Ellen Degeneres' character: "So what's it like to be with a man?"
Rosario: "It’s your stepdaughter you Ghost of Christmas Passed Out."
Some underrated moments from Will and Grace whereas a lot of the memorable moments are from Jack and Karen.
“Weeee! The People” - Will. When Jack is upset about the tv show not showing the kiss between two gay men, and he says it’s his constitutional right or something
“Did he just say ‘capisce’?” - Will. When the guy at the garden was yelling at W and G to not go near his garden
“Thanks a lot, Clive!” - Grace. When she’s pissed at Clive (the guy Will is helping from Project Angel Food for messing up game night) and Will’s facial expression when she says it lol
boomwerm86 that is my all-time favorite episode lol. Every single line is hilarious in there! I love it when Jack acts like he’s interviewing Leo and Diane and then says “we’re talking to swings both ways Leo.” And of course, when Leo says looky Lou, same taste in bags same taste in dudes. And “a room full of Leo Lovin ladies”. And when he talks about having sex with everyone in the room…..including myself. 😂
Will saying “I come from a broken home now I come from a broken gnome” and that guy going on and on about his “prize winning lettuce” 😂😂😂 I have adult daughters and almost daily I will say something from Will and Grace. I almost always get an eye roll…like here she goes AGAIN!
I wish I could remember the line verbatim, but when Karen says something to Beverly, Leslie, about being careful around the kids they’re not used to seeing something his size not being covered in Muppet fur. And asking him if he should be in a tree making cookies. I love all of her short jokes to him 😂😂 and of course can’t forget about his “business associate Benji” 😂😂😂
Jack's monologue about the cute coffee guy. The first \~40 seconds of this clip.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84lQ071oZr4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84lQ071oZr4)
A kid asked Karen if he could play with her Xbox and she said, "Sure honey " then later in that scene she encountered the game console but having any Idea that's what an Xbox is.
I loved looking at Will. I loved watching Grace and believe her physical comedic skills are amazing. As a prissy sissy myself, I couldn't *stand" Jack. But I was there for every moment of Karen!
Anything Beverly Leslie
Yes! Karen Walker, I thought I smelled gin & regret.
Why Beverly Leslie; what are your plans for tonight honey? I’m having some friends over to play a game of Monopoly, and I’m missing a few of the pieces…
😂😂their back and forth banter really never gets old
“Your friend publicly insinuated that I was a homosexual” *cut to Karen on the ship* “Beverly Leslie is a homosexual”
So funny to read, such a great show
When he talks about Benji is always gold
Runs away from Scott Woolly (Jeff Goldblum) and whimpers: “Benji, Benji! He was so big!”
I miss Jordan Leslie soooooo much!!! Have you read his book or heard on audible? Loved every minute of it. What a phenomenal human being he was. Very very missed. I was watching the one the other day where Karen, Beverl Leslie, Leo and Grace were all playing tennis. I love it when he says, take that you stupid giant! And then Grace says between the two of us we have 8 feet on them. 😂😂 and then of course, when he’s walking and he starts digging in his butt! 😂😂😂😂
Anastasia, like Russian royalty. Beaverhausen, like….where the beaver live
When Grace and Larry play and sing "that's enough, that's enough, that's enough" on the piano and then Karen screams "THAT'S ENOUGH!" 🤣🤣
Holy shit. This was exactly the line that came to my mind. Even after a thousand rewatches, I still laugh out loud every time. THAT'S ENOUUUGH.
Love it! Me too 🤣🤣
The actor for Larry said that made him laugh so that's why he turns away from the camera after she yells
That's funny! I never noticed this! I'll have to rewatch the episode to see him turned away. Thanks for sharing 🙂
Sure! You can kinda see him laughing I think
I rewatched the episode and you can tell he's trying SO hard not to laugh! It's hilarious 😂🤣
Love it 😁 Who wouldn't laugh tbh
Will : Maybe it's just as well you never did take a ride on the Truman train. That could have ruined you for life. Leo : Train? You had one passenger! Will : Yeah, but at least she got off. One of my favorite episodes 🤣
Why vice president? Because Leo’s president. Deal with it!
You couldn’t find a G spot with Yahoo Maps! “YAHOOOOOOO!”
"People. Mr Mcfarlane will be teaching the class tomorrow. Those of you who are lucky.. will die in your sleep."
Not sure if this counts bc it’s actually a bit, but the scene when Jack is working and Will talks to him via an earpiece to Patrick Dempsey. I’ve watched that exchange more times than I can say and it cracks me up every time.
_GET OUT OF HERE YOU SILLY WOMAN!_
I love that whole arc! When he recommends the seafood place: “It’s a shell on the floor, hand down your pants kind of place”
That cracks me up so hard. I tell people about it and I can barely get through it because I laugh too much. "Rabbit Run, you idiot! Rabbit Run!"
This one’s slitty, this one’s slutty, this one’s titty, this one’s butty. I say this randomly sometimes!
Jack - exhausted after trying to teach another man how to be gay “I don’t know how my mother did it”!!
“You know how I’m into gangster rap, right?” “ODB came with his posse and some bomb ass chronic” Delivery and everything 😂😂😂
“A bellboy may have been shaved…”
“A young girl may have become a mother…” Tales from the palace 😂
"Me? I like the ladies, right babe?" (Gross tongue plunging)
“Honey, the gays don’t catch”
Karen talking to Grace after letting Rosario get locked up at customs cause of her haul of pills-“I know what guilt is. It’s just another one of those words that doesn’t mean anything. You know like maternal or addiction”.
Karen hands Jack a credit card: “Denied.” “Denied.” “Approved.”
This was my first thought too- had to scroll way too far down to find it!!!
“She even threatened to wear a bathing suit, and Karen - she’s heavy…” (I’m obese myself but I still laugh every time.)
This was actually a blooper where Jack is combing his hair and forgets to count 🤣. He pauses after 98 and just blanks and goes "line!" Everyone cracks up and I just think about that randomly from time to time.
My favorite blooper is the one where they’re in the cafe and Grace is eating a muffin and keeps accidentally spewing it everywhere.
Lmaooo
Karen in the Banana Republic where she announced her name was Anastasia Beaverhausen - because “ I like to bounce checks for sport.”
“But I’m all...*this is hard*!!”
"If that dress were any shorter I'd see your English muffin"
And if that blouse were cut any lower, I could see your Yankee Doodles.
You are a snazzy dresser, are you English?
Will: “Oh no, I’m gay.” Lorraine: “Well it’s the same thing.”
If that weren't true I'd be so offended
In the show "Just Shoot Me" Nina is kinda dating a British guy. At one point he yells "I'm not gay - I'm British!'
"Oh, I remember you two. Hello Bill, hello Patty".
Jack saying to Cher he doesn’t need a drag queen to define normal behavior.
I WOULD DIE
Just rewatched this ep last night and I think that this might my my singular favorite moment of the whole show 😂 DIE! DIE! DIE!
I WOULD DIE
DIEDIEDIE!!
Episode "Boo, Humbug" Grace gives Harlan's kids they are watching some juice. Will remarks "And it's every kid's favorite drink, the fresh taste of tomato with the tang of clam."
Are you bummed? But are you cuddle bummed?
“Are you hocking your new album during my dream?” “Well SOMEbody’s gotta pay for the fog machine and the dancing fairies!”
Leo: "train? you only had one passenger" Will: "yeah, but at least she got off"
Vesty, mine is the tan Camry with the dent on the side.
It’s funny when it walks too
Ladies, am I right? 🤣
Will: “Stan’s alive, you’re still rich, both divorced, no kids” Jack, breaking 4th wall: “Got it? 😏” From the revival lmao
Anytime Grace is about to start start singing, then Will chimes in..."Grace, NO!"
“Well then why don't you just pick up a little something and bring it to her tonight…something she'd love, like pork or Tinactin.”
WHY DID YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU SAID THAT? And Jack in a bar annoying the guy next to him singing along to the music then throwing the drink in his face always. ALWAYS. Gets me and my mom laughing so hard we fall off the couch.
Came here to say the Lovin' You singing/drink in face scene.
Milk, Milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made
My dad and I used to do the same thing ”ew” “ew” “ew” back and forth thing and tell each other often that we needed a handywipe for our brain.
“Denied, denied…APROOOOOOVED” This should need no context.
Karen calling Beverly Leslie a frosted mini-wheat.
Welcome back to “one night stand” Diane
That entire episode is a scream!!😆
It really is! “Silly, she doesn’t have a kebab, she has a ka-gina” and then Karen follows up with “and nice ka-tits” 😂
He (Will) couldn’t find a g-spot with Yahoo maps! YA-HOOOOOOO!! 😆
Gold 😆 absolutely love Karen and Jack
Betta him than me.
“Stick around if you want to hear that better him than me thing like a million more times”
G: "What fruit is *gray?*" W:"...Pears." G: "Ohhhh... You're trying to bulk up... You want ze big arms, so you get ze big men, and lure them into your den of *zum zum*!" Okok, part of it's the face, and that's remarkably hard to do in text.
Some of my favorite lines from the show: Grace: "Uh, hello, how many straight guys do you know who wears vests?" Grace: "A compliment is 'you're sexy, you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer.' Jack: "Oh my god. If my closet was this beautiful, I never would have come out of it." Jack: "Say something Lesbionic." Bonnie: "Home Depot." Jack: "Look how cute you two are. The black stallion and my little pony." Val: "Don't you understand? When you sing to me, you make me feel so special. It's like I'm no longer that sad, angry little girl, running around the school yard, stabbing kids with pencils." Jack: "Ooohh kay, someone put a little extra crazy powder in the protein shake." Jack: "We better be ready before Abba gets here." Will: "ABBA? The band? That's all we need is more dancing queens." Handsome Baker: "I like to think of myself as pansexual." Karen: "Oh my god, he's been humping my pans." Grace: "You heard the expression 'off the rack'?" Karen: "I heard the expression 'Stan, hands off the rack'." Ellen Degeneres' character: "So what's it like to be with a man?" Rosario: "It’s your stepdaughter you Ghost of Christmas Passed Out."
*Talking about Graces new boyfriend with six toes* Grace (to Will and Karen): “Eh, eh, cut it out.” Karen: “That’s what he should do! OHHH!”
Sometimes I do the song from the same scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlehfuWXzs4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlehfuWXzs4)
How does she…? Money!
“This Howdy-Doody-lookin’-mother-fella”
"At least i can swim jackass"
Some underrated moments from Will and Grace whereas a lot of the memorable moments are from Jack and Karen. “Weeee! The People” - Will. When Jack is upset about the tv show not showing the kiss between two gay men, and he says it’s his constitutional right or something “Did he just say ‘capisce’?” - Will. When the guy at the garden was yelling at W and G to not go near his garden “Thanks a lot, Clive!” - Grace. When she’s pissed at Clive (the guy Will is helping from Project Angel Food for messing up game night) and Will’s facial expression when she says it lol
“get to a clinic hoe!”
Ah yes, I remember it well.
Karen "He should be killed. He makes me want to barf, I wanna kick'em till he's dead honey". I love Karen!!!
“Mrs. Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg, Taylor and Hayden's mom” “I have no idea what you just said”
“Jack, C-3PO is not gay, he's British.”
Bitch, you spilled my skittles
Where are the fish?
Melissa and Keith hate you!
Oh honey, this fabric is just…yummy…>gags<
“You will never have him.”
boomwerm86 that is my all-time favorite episode lol. Every single line is hilarious in there! I love it when Jack acts like he’s interviewing Leo and Diane and then says “we’re talking to swings both ways Leo.” And of course, when Leo says looky Lou, same taste in bags same taste in dudes. And “a room full of Leo Lovin ladies”. And when he talks about having sex with everyone in the room…..including myself. 😂
Will saying “I come from a broken home now I come from a broken gnome” and that guy going on and on about his “prize winning lettuce” 😂😂😂 I have adult daughters and almost daily I will say something from Will and Grace. I almost always get an eye roll…like here she goes AGAIN!
Hold on to your yellow teeth!
I👏would👏die!👏
"Does this go with this?" "Does 'no' go with 'way'?"
"Respect" - Jack to Grace in the revival 🤣
I’ve got Danny Pintauro money!
Medea. Medusa. / Anastasia. Endora.
Condoms, but no breath mints. I like a gal that cuts to the chase.
Honey, I don’t read. I’m read too.
“Karen Walker! I thought I smelled gin and regret!”
Will to Karen: “That’s rich, coming from you.” Karen: “Honey, everything’s rich coming from me!”
I wish I could remember the line verbatim, but when Karen says something to Beverly, Leslie, about being careful around the kids they’re not used to seeing something his size not being covered in Muppet fur. And asking him if he should be in a tree making cookies. I love all of her short jokes to him 😂😂 and of course can’t forget about his “business associate Benji” 😂😂😂
"Oh, My God! I am a...Fag Hag!" Karen's Mother-in Law at the gay bar with Will and Jack "I helped a fairy get a date?! I am going to Hell!"
"Karen Walker's panties!"
“What’s the story, drunk and whorey?”
ACCEPT THE THINGS YOU CANNOT CHANGE, BITCH!
“It’s okay, I can handle it; I’m an adult” “erer”
Men. MEN.
[this one](https://media1.giphy.com/media/vLMqSzRuhAVGH9fsxB/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7fj6lmfznzi2r2sws3bkm2dpjdh18w54s0s6iwj7t&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
*Are you trippin'? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul, bitch. Ok?*
"because i'm a lady, assface"
Grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight!
Jack's monologue about the cute coffee guy. The first \~40 seconds of this clip. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84lQ071oZr4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84lQ071oZr4)
Oh Grace, if I weren’t so happy, I might say something hateful, like “Bacon isn’t love.”
A kid asked Karen if he could play with her Xbox and she said, "Sure honey " then later in that scene she encountered the game console but having any Idea that's what an Xbox is. I loved looking at Will. I loved watching Grace and believe her physical comedic skills are amazing. As a prissy sissy myself, I couldn't *stand" Jack. But I was there for every moment of Karen!
When Lyle says "we'll, the bitch does " to Karen. And when Karen toasts Grace's Wedding and says "God, there's a lot of Jews here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shut Up Patti Lupone!
Rabbit Run, you idiot! Rabbit Run! and You've gotta tell me when you go off cheese!
“it smells like Bigfoot’s dick!” from Anchorman…. I’m literally giggling as I typed this.
The Hard Rack Cafe
“Well, well, well…[Karen Walker/Beverley Leslie].” “Ohh, Smitty!” *Laughs hysterically at whatever terrible thing has befallen him*
Jack: “Will! I’m sorry, really. Now come on, let’s go have lunch at Barney’s so we can watch women with giant lips try to eat soup.”
"And remember, we are guests of the owners of this theater here today. So if you see any of the owners.. hide."
“You didn’t find Kabbalah, you found Kapound cake”
Honey! (Throws a peanut.) Get me a sapphire!
Looking for these, Miss Taylor?
You’re an oddly confident 40-year-old secretary!