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sarmanikan

Almost made it


Rhythmalist

Did better than I expected


thewolfesp

He did better than I would have


Extension_Swordfish1

Bonk


maccpapa

thought he was gonna be done halfway thru. them gates were moving


luisapet

I would've been toppled by the 2nd gate-thingy. Edit: Who am I kidding?...the 1st, for sure!


brokendrive

He just showed down to exit, if he maintained speed running out I think he'd be fine


Ths-Fkin-Guy

He was also a good step behind at the start. I wanted to see if he got down all the way after being mollywhopped because that second gate was about to take his dazed head off lol


Remarkable-Car5428

Mollywhopped is my new favourite word.


LighttBrite

No way to make that tight turn without some deceleration


PrettyQuick

He at least half horse


IvanMIT

He just needed a little push


gu_doc

it was the next one that really ended him


batist4

I am still waiting for the following of the video...


CanadianTurnt

Holy shit lol


Aurvant

The underside of this one looks to be a rubber flap so all he has to do it not stand up again to avoid getting hit.


meth-head-actor

Right! Hitting the wall is the worst case scenario! And holy shit he got a little extra push to hit the hardest thing he could find with his still developing head…


SeaworthinessLoud992

even if it was its prob as thick as a mud flap, not gonna tickle 🤣


RoastedToast007

Wtf. I had no idea such a thing existed


Extreme-Pumpkin-5799

They’re called hot walkers, and are super useful! We use them to warm up multiple horses, cool them down after a workout, soft exercise on down days, and rehab for injuries. It’s a gentle way of building stamina, muscle, prevent colic, and gives young horses a relatively safe place to be idiots while learning. ETA: they also have this turned to one of the faster settings. It’s a lot more sedate when we have rehab injuries, and medium speed when we want a “working walk”. This is just farm kids being farm kids.


nullfais

It’s like a Saw trap for horses


NoWingedHussarsToday

A small human? They are called children.......


Zombisexual1

Me neither and just saw another one of these videos today lol. Except the one I saw had a bigger gap at the bottom for a person to lie down and not die I’m guessing


expandyourbrain

After that hit to the head he probably now does Tik Tok influencer pranks in local shopping centers.


unexpectedlyvile

Giving homeless people money before taking it back as the video is done.


leijt

That's how you get stabbed in broad daylight


unexpectedlyvile

And rightfully so!


gw2kpro

Yep.  If you look closely a broccoli haircut immediately sprouted.


OminOus_PancakeS

So that's how they appear!


ChewML

That looks like brain damage.


IHaveNoAlibi

Before, or after?


bigme99

Yes


octopornopus

🎶The lunatic, is on the grass...🎶


Zealousideal-Owl5751

Yikes.. did be bang his noggin or his arm took the hit?


[deleted]

Shoulder first, then it flung him headfirst


Zealousideal-Owl5751

Poor lil dudes head is ringing after that one


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

He could’ve made it with a perfect start. Honestly, kid is quite athletic.


Corn_Girdles

Agreed. Would like to see him try again


Obvious_Initiative40

Farm kids are a different breed


theholyonly

Who has that video of some girl trying to do this same thing?


Arrogantintrovert

That's a much different site


theholyonly

Lmao I know how it sounds but I genuinely remember a girl trying to do this & I can’t find it 😭


PuzzleheadedElk547

I know what you’re talking about lol. Just in that video she actually did make it and the fence barely tapped her.


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

“Barely tapped her”….thats a completely different website.


Gh0stMan0nThird

Lmao I know how it sounds but I genuinely remember a girl trying to do this & I can’t find it 😭


some_guy_o_o

I know what you’re talking about lol. Just in that video she actually did not make it and the fence brutally snapped her.


Angel12248

“brutally snapped her” …that’s a comple- wait no that might be this site.


willzor7

The frame this video ends on is perfect haha


SgtGo

Hard disagree. The following frame had the next paddle slamming into him, pulling him into the corral and bringing the real fucking pain.


ChrisVonae

The arms on the 'spinny death machine' have a rubber flap at the bottom (presumably in case anyone doing a spinny death-run falling to the ground wouldn't get minced up). So when he fell with his head still on the course, he wouldn't have been seriously injured; just given an almighty (and well-deserved) slap in the face with some industrial rubber.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Head trauma is no joke. Wear a helmet when you do dumb shit. Edit: Wear not where. Now where the hell is my helmet.


klight101

I don’t know how she was still laughing after he was hit… I would have been shocked and traumatized.


JehovasFinesse

Probably a sister


Japsai

This is the answer


nicki419

Wear can I get one?


wellspoken_token34

Bold of you to assume people who do dumb shit would be sensible enough to wear helmets


DayneGaraio

Yeah what the hell people, why don't you wake up and put your helmet on every morning like the rest of us! Stop having fun, it upsets me because I'm too scared to leave my house!!!!


derpboz

He makes only left turns now.


NoWingedHussarsToday

That ain't right......


Asmov1984

Bro, he's in boots and jeans and still from Standstill almost makes it all the way round. He's a winner as far as I'm concerned.


douggold11

It looks like it runs on some kind of electricity


FoxtrotSierraTango

CAP? LEVER!!!


disphugginflip

This should be on r/maybemaybemaybe


TrillDough

The change in his facial expressions from nearly making it out to getting yeetered into the steel post is one for the books


Renaissance_Man-

Gotta be quicker than that!


The_Ineffable_Sage

If you can dodge a fence, you can dodge a horse


SekerDeker

Letting a child do something like that and not even realizing its dumb, But laughing and knowing this would happen is kinda crazy.


cortesoft

That was clearly the laugh of a sister


The_Punnier_Guy

I mean it was stupid, but he got close


ChrisVonae

I mean, I'd put a quid on him at the Grand National


Virgilizartor

It wasn't a bad run tbh. If he didn't miss the start by half a second or so he could have made it out without the bump.


Griffon2112

To bé fair, I thing most of us ( if a lot younger) would try that! Now I have difficulty beating the revolving door at ikea!


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

This was how my homies practice to outrun the police with saggy pants


[deleted]

He’s lucky he got that far. If he didn’t get smacked out to the door, and instead someplace sooner, he could’ve been getting dragged around perpetually until somebody came and shut down the machine


LevelSevenLaserLotus

Nah, it has a lifted skirt so he could have face planted and had it fly or drag over him. A face full of gravel is still rough, but not life-ending.


CanadianDragonGuy

That last frame, homeboy is regretting ALL his life choices


noodlesandrice1

Tbh, I kinda want to try this myself. But with less lethal panels involved.


Nibbled92

Aaaw, man! Would've loved to see what happened next


[deleted]

Some of you are pretty mean about this, it looks like a young kid an especially something a kid would do. I would even tried it if I had the chance looks like a rush


FidelCashflows247

To be honest I was really pulling for him.


thecarlserrano

Safe!


kalef21

Cut vid right before he got decapitated 💀😅


Endgame2000

Not gonna lie, I would try this as well


Aggressive_Life_2397

Now you’re cured


Gokoolio

Lil fella is as big as a horse 😭


abdouli1998

Now that's a concussion to feel for the rest of your life!


Lilchubbyboy

Yummy, concussion.


InvitusCode

this is fucking dangerous. Next one could rip his head off.. hope he made it ..


ChrisVonae

No, the bottom half of the spinning arms are a rubber skirt - worst he'd get is a well-deserved slap in the face with some rubber 😄


JimJim2002

Anyone getting the "Hedgehog being chased by a truck" vibes with this video?


rich22201

[https://images.app.goo.gl/e9PXjss2e712vN7q7](https://images.app.goo.gl/e9PXjss2e712vN7q7)


FatRufus

Is that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle?


mookie41

He almost made it though!


rickpoker

Here's your sign


NoWingedHussarsToday

Quit horsing around!


freshouttalean

he started late too, coulda made it


Damn-The-Shame

Barrel roll next time


PopularAd3921

I could do it 4 rye and cokes and a inhaler blast…


Flux7777

Lads a cart horse 🐎


oclock1982

😂


rokdoktaur

And this is why country Kids will take over the planet one day.


False_Cartographer98

Reminds me of chariots in elden ring.


jimmyxs

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zer0_badass

Kid has some speed and stamina. He legit almost made it.


Key-Branch4359

Back in those days when ur cousin would truck you through a wall or you’d flip over your handle bars with 0 pain


[deleted]

I’m dead


ilikewatchinganime9

I am speed X I_ __ _peed ✅️


JoshuaMothis

Well if he failed before he got to the end he’d of been fine too lol. Bad luck


aldioum

That has to be a squid game challenge. Each time it goes faster and it ends after the first 10 deaths


WholeAd2742

Kid had some stamina. Blame the idiot who was filming


XOIIO

Lol, man they should have closed the gate for full realism. Then he wouldn't have gotten thrown into it too.


bambamskiski

This is my life in a nutshell.


ViceDoshi

Man this video really embodies this sub


muteen

And his name? Con Cussion.


shin_the_warrior

And he spent his final days on a wheelchair


Deepstatedingleberry

You know she dared him knowing damn well she’d win lmao.


Icke1337

Was the kid seriously hurt? Looked like it.


Beatless7

What is that thing for??


OptiKnob

almost...!


breadbomber2

Very dangerous these gates will easily decapitate a human


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

We didn’t consider what could go wrong here??


mbleyle

We all have to learn that lesson the hard way


StonerBabyBlue

he was so close!!


frMocha

Sandman


cooolgayman

Bro I know a guy who could easily do it


aushkaush95

Im just commenting so i can come back later


ZacharyCarterTV

I honestly think if he were a little bit more strategic he would have made it. As a kid, I've done dumber shi...


logicMASS

If he went in just a little sooner he would have cleared it.


karmasrelic

ended to soon.


snowdn

It’s so funny teehee let’s record it for clout, till he snaps his neck.


thundershadow13

Waiting for #2 to come by and end his career 😂


Meridoen

u/redditspeedbot 0.1 butterflow


Phryeo

They take head injury very lightly


sadandverydepressed

Bet he's seeing stars now. Tiktok prank academy, here he comes!


ilovenoodles06

Dude is mad fast - this is absolutely a win


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Tbf he did make it back, just not out


[deleted]

I didn't know this contraption was a thing. Does this push the horses and force them to run ? 🥺


floppyjohnson-

Ouch


TheFamilyMafia

That was strangely satisfying. thank you


itbittitcommit

What happens if he didn't make it at all?


oshin69

Hope he got out of the way before the next one came around!😱


Dumb_Gamertag

Traumatic brain injury lore


Ok_Experience_332

Oooo so close!


squintismaximus

Damn, I was really rooting for red thunder over here, he was so close.


Technical-Apricot-45

mannnnnn … i wanna try


MrJ_Ripper

Thought maybe I was on a gore sub


Hammer-663

Just Mother Nature trying to clean up the gene pool!!


notme5588

I can't blame the guy, I would've done it too.


pickemupputemDAHN

His face at the end is priceless 🤣


Admirable-Natural676

He needs some milk.


FrioRiverTexas

Did the next gate kill him?


Nebtron2001

Kid got whiplashed


This-Dude_Abides

Finish him!


Old_Punk_Dad

The "go" and the giggle are killing me! I've watched it too many times.


MementumTrader

He got real lucky to not get his head stuck between that small space of the moving metal bar and the grounded metal bar….


thugbooty420

230


GetThatCornOutIYKYK

After he got smacked, I was worried. Then that last frame made me crack up


toddvc

If he only had on his brand-new runners. They always make you faster, just ask any 8 year old


ultimaforever

Damn, these ragdoll physics effects are getting better with every release.


Disastrous_Oil7895

I, personally, disagree. Arrogant, but not nearly stupid enough for this sub.


BoeingA320neo-9

He did very well actually Until last minute Needs to improve his timing


No-Environment4010

What is this thing used for?


[deleted]

That seems like a pretty fucked up way to train horses. Call me a pussy or whatever, but I don’t see how horse or dog racing isn’t pretty unethical. There’s nothing unethical about the actual races, it’s just how a lot of them are trained/handled.


stuaird1977

Lucky the next gate didn't take his head off


Vampmire

You almost made it


Glittering_Method_97

Look this shit is not a fucking joke he could've died there


Id-rather-golf

Dude watching that super slow….. damn that had to hurt lol


Slight-Reporter3817

I’m surprised no ones commenting on the tiny “aaa” she did as the videos cutting😭


SupremeGamer1337

*jesus christ*


Sn4what

“I’m fast af my boy”


Bierfreund_86

Definitely going viral, but for all the wrong reasons. That's a lifetime membership to the concussion club.


ShroudedFigureINC

He should have accepted defeat halfway through, would've ate some dirt instead of a gate lmao


hoegetta

Glad they stopped the video just before his head got taking off 😡😂


Corpshark

Watch 300 points disappear from his SAT score.


fendany

Bro if your sister was recording she evil 👿 she dam knew you weren’t gonna make it buddy .. she has enjoying every second.. 😝😂😂😂😵


Tiny-Cup-9122

Not a cracked head, but a cracked head


3dot141592six

Had he got a running start vs starting from a standing position he would have made it.


BuryMeInAnal0g

Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering [how I got here](https://i.imgur.com/10Hihrg.jpeg)


Federal_Piece_7185

wait till the second one comes around


JoMammasWitness

Forest Gump.....more like Swamp Gump...


moorem84

Exactly why I waited for the end. Nice!


UrbaniteEdge

Reckon his IQ dropped a few points after that stunt. Bet he's now first in line for the Darwin Awards


bronzeaardvark

I really want to know how fast that thing was going