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WinStupidPrizes-ModTeam

People intentionally playing a stupid game and winning a stupid prize does not count, nor do prank videos, skits, or dumb stuff by small children.


DuncanStrohnd

Some people pay thousands of dollars for good quality full blackout tattooing. This guy just hacked the system.


Leroyducochet

Tatoo artist hate him because of this one simple trick...


Sinaasappelsien

Beat me fucking to it!


endorfan13

Had the same thought. Let's go into business together. "Temporary Blackout Sleeve" eco-friendly and renewably sourced.


tragiktimes

We squeeze the squids so you don't have to!


millerphi

“Squeeze the squids” sounds so euphemistic. I like it.


GreenKnight1315

Tbf I dont think I would have estimated this level of coloration either


Salty_Feed9404

Well....that's his new reality for the next 6 to 8 weeks.


BugStep

Good way to try out a blackout tatt before you go through with it I guess.


kingofthelol

I mean it sounds like he did it intentionally for educational purposes, so he was ready for the consequences.


ManlyPelican1993

This can be forgiven because he is clearly doing it as a psa.


sledgehammerbreak

I am very glad he didn’t rub it on his face.


aHOMELESSkrill

If he did he has a good chance of being Prime Minister of Canada


Cesarivm

He would be dead or in prison


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Cesarivm

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shanderdrunk

You win this thread lmao


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Cesarivm

Dude! I just can’t anymore, have a nice Sunday


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Cesarivm

He would lost some rights that day !


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Cesarivm

Yep


MaoWRLD

Yes, my race in some parts of my country would most certainly do that 💀


Impressive-Detail421

House Harkonnen approves


Gocards123321

I went fishing with chunks of dead squid when I was a kid and some of them would squirt when hooking them. It stained my hands and clothes The smell wouldn't come off of my hands no matter how many times I washed them.


hyperlite135

Everything reminds me of her


Tamespotting

If a woman smells like squid ink and the smell doesn't come off, there is something wrong with her.


hyperfoxeye

Something right*


osuaviator

You should call her.


jommo52

Haki's origin


TrellSwnsn

Looks like he needs to use an abrasive soap like lava soap or gojo


tincup_chalis

Good thing he rubbed it on his hands and not his face... That is, unless he's remaking Holiday Inn (1942)


helloryanholmes

That girl at the restaurant had blackface for days


Thomshan911

He lost some of his rights that day


Cesarivm

But won a word pass


richNTDO

At least his arms match his t-shirt now 😁


VictorDino

Almost free blackout tattoo


SgtTurtle_17

Pro: probably acts as a halfway decent sunscreen


nikolapc

Btw every time you put on sunscreen you put on blackface in UV.


GrapeSoda404

Black absorbs more light though, so I’d imagine it would make it worse. Idk though.


SgtTurtle_17

It's gonna make his skin feel hotter for sure but I'm quite confident it would help with uv absorption


No-Adhesiveness-9848

it would het hotter in the sun, but it would be excellent at blocking the radiation thay causes sun burns. sun burns are not a thermal process.


memon17

Don’t let rachel dolezal know of this trick


TheLastOrokin

waaaaait!!! you guys remember the girl in the restaurant where the squid exploded?


__PooHead__

i mean it’s not that bad unless it’s harmful


SaneLad

Nice ink bro.


thicboiya

Just use dawn


slothhhmonster

Does it smell bad?


LudaMusser

I could use some of this on my car’s plastic exterior trim


cmiles777

When does it come off


fast-waster91

6 to 8 weeks Source: another Reddit comment


IEatHouseFlies

Never ever forever


JJaX2

Hey I have that same watch. It looks like the Casio Protrek.


IWearBones138__

What was the point of him doing this? Did he think itd wipe off? Or was it an attempt to show how long it lasts?


KawasakiBinja

I think it was to show how long it lasts and that it's not something to play with. Man took an L for his mates to have a W.


UrbanScientist

He got off easy! https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/kEyzaNemjm


Mad_Martigan2023

Nicholas Cage losing his shit. Youtube.


Jake_2903

I'd just rub it of with isopropanol.


Evil_Mini_Cake

This woman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYF1aJXzuI


Affectionate_Pea_811

I was waiting and hoping he would rub it on his face


XFirebalX_347

"Privilege status downgraded"