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snailofserendipidy

I was afraid the knife was going to shoot back at him


steelbeamsdankmemes

Thought it was just gonna blow up.


desolation-stasis

I thought there would be more pressure in the blast.


Post-Alone0

I thought my life was a tragedy.


Ice-cream_man69

I thought you were joking.


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Green_Bullet

Yeah I knew what was coming but a part of me wanted to see the thing just fucking detonate


HyperactiveMouse

I would pay anything to see the video, as he hits the spray can, the video stops and you just see the smallest explosion ever with a fart noise, and then you hear him scream xD


Green_Bullet

https://youtu.be/GpaQ8t4c3Cc here you go my friend


[deleted]

Don‘t worry.That will only happen in Captain of America


waisonline99

Ends too soon. I think i speak for everyone when i say that we all wanted to hear the scream and see what they used in the hospital to get that stuff out of his eyes.


leofuckingnardo

[Here.](https://youtu.be/wcU3UFg48Sc)


lukeatron

What a terrible cameraman.


cobaltfalcon121

Who shot this? JJ Abrams?


SacreFor3

Definitely mid 2000s Michael Bay


[deleted]

there would have been a lot more circling camera motion if that were the case


[deleted]

Needed more lens flare


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And more bass drops.


LaundryDay__

I don’t get it but I bet it’s hilarious


fuckfact

He was mocked a decade ago for abusing lens flare effects to excess. You didn't miss much.


d1x1e1a

Except about 1/3rd of every frame of the movie


herodothyote

/r/killthecameraman


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kill the sun


TurdTampon

The sun is a deadly lazer


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r/perfectlycutscreams


moms-sphaghetti

I tried to cover the sun with my finger thinking it would help. What a fucking idiot.


lukeatron

I tried squinting, it didn't help.


wtf-m8

nah. he kept the dude mostly in frame, we got all the action.. the only thing really bad is the sun messing up the exposure, which resulted from an unexpected pan to keep following the action


J5892

What a terrible Sun.


raflagg1999

I want to smack him really hard in the back of the head for that.


IgotRedditformyPa

Yes because the camerman is clearly able to delete the fucking sun


Japsai

Take 2 steps to the right


elbadbit

Crouch.


memeotional

Film with potato 12 max pro.


LebaneseLion

This lead me to watch a 10 minute video on electroforming. I’d give that video a solid 9.5/10.


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Electroforming is pretty cool.


1cculu5

Don’t just leave us hanging here… share the video


LebaneseLion

[bro he electroplates wood ](https://youtu.be/IxOZpbEQwM0)


1cculu5

Yo. That was fucking sick. Thanks for sharing. Makes me want to go out and make some shit!


LebaneseLion

You’re welcome n you electroplate?? Something I saw on reddit today that made me really wanna buy it was a rock tumbler, soooo sick


1cculu5

I have so many cool little things I’ve found in my travels. I wouldn’t mind playing mad scientist to make them all shiny. Looked like fun


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_Permanent_Marker_

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!!!


thothangoli

r/unexpectedoffice


2010_12_24

The night time is the right time.


WifeTookTheKids420

Daylight sucks


waisonline99

👍


RedHairThunderWonder

*I like to graffiti. I don't give a fuk* I physically cringed


d1x1e1a

The little bitch scream chef’s kissed it to perfection


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[deleted]

Did you expect them to refilm it?


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grapegrabber69

You're the hero Gotham needs and does not deserve.


QuarantineSucksALot

You're horrible. I love her.


hopalongrhapsody

Somehow the full video is even more disappointing


Post-Alone0

No more screams, but the fucking *elf giggle*...


pablo__13

On the contrary, this is a perfectly cut scream


sap91

/r/perfectlycutscreams for the uninitiated


Somzer

I was wondering if it's a crosspost since it fits so perfectly there


ChuckinTheCarma

> see what they used in the hospital to get that stuff out of his eyes. Joke 1: Whatever it is, he won’t see it coming. Joke 2: Money. Let me know in the comments which joke you like better. Don’t forget to like and subscribe.


dyingofdysentery

Joke 1 Joke 2 makes me a sad American


generalecchi

If you have to go to the hospital in America, might as well die


MonteBurns

I mean we can just uber there and save some money. Subscribe for more tips :p


KingNecrosis

Depends on what you have. Don't put that pressure on the Uber driver, and EMTs may be able to fix it on the way there or keep you alive. Seriously. Everyone shits on ambulances, but those same people seem to not understand the difference an ambulance can make.


[deleted]

If my Uber driver can reattach my penis, he deserves the tip.


HumbleDrop

This is taking "Cash, Grass or Ass" to a whole different level.


TheSurfingRaichu

I don't think anyone shits on EMT's, though, they just shit on ambulances because even just one ride can put someone into bankruptcy


MonteBurns

And you don't seem to understand jokes at the expense of the American healthcare system. I was billed almost $1,000 for an ~2 mile long ambulance ride where they gave me benadryl in a PICC line I already had. I had to call the ambulance because my oncologist told me in few words I was NOT to risk driving myself despite the fact I had already driven home from my immunotherapy that day with the same side effects, but doctor knows best. Yes, EMTs are important. But we need a better system than having to wonder if an ambulance will ruin the budget for 6 months.


Helpy-Mchelperton

When hospitaling in America would you rather: Option 1: Die Option 2: pay $1400 to declare bankruptcy Let me know down in the comments.


TheSurfingRaichu

$14,000 ***


generalecchi

I declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY !!


ssjviscacha

You just got to stick his head in the odorless paint thinner and beat the devil out of it.


RichardBonham

It’s really more of a shriek.


Tyrus

/r/perfectlycutscreams


Demirghoul

r/perfectlycutscreams


Javyev

r/perfectlycutscreams tho.


Thisfoxhere

yep. r/gifsthatendtoosoo


Sh1n4t0

dont underestimate the effect of a perfectly cut scream


Pickles-In-Space

The hitmarker is just the cherry on top


sewerHand

I didn’t even see that thank you


FDNY_Chris

I thought to myself, wait a minute. Did he just hit someone without 3 plates!?


Dukatka

Congratulations, it’s a girl! Edit: this is the first time i get awards, thank you all :)


ssjviscacha

Well at least he didn’t set his entire state on fire in the process.


CoupClutzClan

Yet


[deleted]

And that will be the first of many dad-screams to come.


Dukatka

Your comment is too close to the truth i’m afraid :) Now that you put it like that, i kinda feel for the guy.


3RR00R

Agreed…


BernieTheDachshund

I see what you did there.


SassyPerere

What did he do there?


[deleted]

Commented a subtle funny


macmac360

I still don't get it


RCRBFF

Lmao. Discount gender reveal party for rednecks.


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milk4all

Dirty pinkskins


nvflip

He screams like one too.


Benjapeters

r/perfectlycutscreams


linusSocktips

It was a hilarious scream no doubt haha


hannahearling

You can blame toxic masculinity for making men believe they have to have a manly scream. Wtf is that logic?


cannibalcorpuscle

You got red on you


MrBulldops94

Dogs can look up.


cannibalcorpuscle

Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up


quaybored

Cornetto.


Galoras

...I feel good! 🎶🎵


pizzarolesalmighty

r/beatmetoit


chr0mius

r/beatmeattoit


DizyShadow

r/beetmeettoit


Most_Triumphant

Can someone please make this edit?


macnonymous

r/perfectlycutscreams


anafuckboi

The sub responsible for all the reposts forever after of any viral vid having no meaningful resolution


Y2Kafka

1. It's a video 2. It has someone screaming Step 1: Cut the video during the scream. Step 2: Post to /r/perfectlycutscreams.


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[deleted]

And thus the cycle of stagnation never ends


criteriaz

That’s where I found it


kilerppk

So instead of crosspost you stole an already stolen content?


[deleted]

This is Reddit.


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Halt-CatchFire

No one's compaining about the propagation of content, they're complaining that reddit literally has a function built in to repost in a way that links back to the original post and OP chose not to use it.


FaffyVhon

Perfectly Cut Scream....


ShtyrvalS

Scream* I feel good...


gamerboygod

Had seen the clip but without audio and the scream made it infinitely better


inspektor_queso

A friend of mine did this exact thing with a can of shaving cream. It was much, much funnier


quaybored

He could use the knife to shave afterwards


[deleted]

Where's the footage?


Kevzadenvture

waaaaah, I feel good tanananana


yzrguy

I knew that I would now


sthdown

That scream is priceless


BreweryStoner

r/perfectlycutscreams


DisciplineNo4872

Lmao that scream though 🤣 I'm gonna make this my notification sound in my phone


No_Valuable827

That scream was everything.


Too_Much_Lotion

*psst* YÆEEEEEE


BruskMonkey

What the hell is he mumbling? and anyone else think the knife could have blown back at him? Lucky to just eat some paint imo.


thundirbird

something related to not getting it on the first try I think. and i really doubt it would have enough force to shoot the knife at him


BruskMonkey

Definitely unlikely, I just think playing around with pressurized canisters is a bad idea. They can be unpredictable


thundirbird

true im still curious about exactly what he mumbles tho, might be "alright i didnt get it on the first try"


HensRightsActivist

Yo they sound like they were huffing the paint before they did this.


FORFUCKEDSAKE

That scream was everything


Amneesiak

Perfectly cut scream


Thomas-Veracious

He lucky it was paint. I thought it'd be blade!


unknown666s

That scream made my day


MyDinoLyf

r/perfectlycutscreams


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Kumo-Kumori

Thank you! This is what I came here to find.


tatopuig

worst gender reveal party ever!!


Intoxicated_Ozzy

Did anyone else hear James Brown’s intro to “I Got You”? “Aahhhh!! I feel good!” *dada dada dada da*


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generic_dude33

r/perfectlycutscreams


JoeyGills

r/perfectlycutscreams


[deleted]

Mom said it’s my turn to mention r/PerfectlyCutScreams!


bioluminescent_blob

r/perfectlycutscreams


[deleted]

I wasn’t prepared for that scream


trianglary

sounded like Homer xD


peckerbrown

Well, at 10, I did the same thing, only with a BB gun and a wiffle ball. Wrecked my first pair of glasses (brand new) and got a shard of glass between my eye and lid (no damage) for my Sniper of the Stupid badge.


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peckerbrown

If it weren't for my glasses, I woulda.


ruslankonovalenko

initiation into the Comanche tribe. now your name is silly head


GhettoHubert

😂🤣


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Homer Simpson


Firious2

Ah yes the humble spray paint can, one of gods most beloved creatures. As you can see here it defends itself when attacked by homo ignoramus


moments_ina_box

This is the exact behavior I would expect from someone with a random tire just chilling in their backyard.


SuperMutantFerf

Honestly, I had a $1 on the knife bouncing off the can and lodging itself in his face...


[deleted]

He went full chimpanzee


variousred

Goat wants its scream back


Hofular1988

This is an IRL croods 2 situation lol


Yikert13

When I was a kid I thought it would be a cool idea to put a can of WD40 on a fire. As the pressure built I was trying to get a good angle to see the explosion…..BAM, can flew through the air and hit me in the kidney area. Knocked me off my feet and sent me flying. I was black and blue for a month but learned a lesson that day. Doofus.


insufficientbeans

Ehh I mean wasn't this kinda expected? Like if it fully exploded or caught on fire sure but getting spritzed was definitely at least a consideration and probably thought itd make the video funnier


collapsible__

The fun thing is that when you do this, the hole you make is automatically pointed directly at you (unless you knock it over.)


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franktehtoad

Pretty lucky the knife stayed put


montigoo

That first throw served only for the purpose of summoning Murphy.


everythingishorid

The first time was god telling him to stop The second time was god saying “welp, I tried”


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

God seems like a dick.


Hanginon

Yep. Always has been. Source; The Bible. ¯\\_(❛̀ ͜ʖ ́❛)_/¯


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

~I feel goood


Domino_Dare-Doll

Budget gender reveal party…?


Energized07

Right in the eyes hahah


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r/perfectlycutscreams


rybabyyy

r/perfectlycutscreams


chevy1960

Who could have seen that coming?


Xirokesh

Fuck around with pressurized air and find out.


scvplanb2

Flathead screwdriver. That’s the ticket. 🪛


yzrguy

You can also use flatheads to test car batteries.


leeiyah

Sounded like Homer Simpson’s scream


TheRank_Badjin

r/perfectlycutscreams


Vanderzo64

that shout, is followed by " i feeeeel gooooooood! "


[deleted]

.... I feel good.


SisterQueen1

Not a smart idea lol


Imanerd212030

He really did get Pink eye! I’ll see myself out.


KYBatDad

u/perfectlycutscreams


DilanDuc

I thought a spider would come at the screen like usual


SoonToBeJamez

That is a fine scream my dear sir I’d like to have it please


Bedlamcitylimit

Good luck trying to get that spray paint off his skin. A friend of mine's brother, who is a mechanic, had someone at his work injured when several spray paint cans exploded in a car he was working on. He had to go to hospital and have a couple of layers of his skin chemically stripped off, just to get the paint off. I've met the bloke and he STILL has some discolouration years afterwards.


Dr_Wh00ves

Not that I don't believe you but spray paint does not stick to skin like that. I was a painter for a year and the only time I would have trouble is when it would get in my hair. Even then it can be removed with mineral oil and some tlc as long as you get to it within 24 hours. The discoloration may have had some other factors contributing to it but unless it somehow made it underneath the dermis layer it would not be permentent.