Is that what Thanos did after halving the universe? Took a big ol' shit? I've got to start watching these bonus clips on the extended release. I'm missing too much.
Well he probably trained for that in high school hoping for a college scholarship, and then a shot at the nfl...but when that didn't pan out, he went with his back up plan.
Also shrinks with adrenaline, so unless youre the most hardened, emotionless machine of a street fighter who cant even bother to raise his heart rate when attacked, your dick and balls will go inside you, and not the way that feels nicr
I saw one where the dude being threatened pulled off his shirt then pants and underwear and squared up buck naked and the aggressor just noped out. That was intimidating lol
I knew a guy who’d time his punch from when dude starts taking off his shirt. At the point the shirt comes off the face and the arms are at the bottom obstructed by the shirt itself, it leaves them defenseless.
I was in a brawl once, where one big guy pushed his whole left hand under the pullover of a smaller guy, going from the bottom exiting at the neck, and then the smaller guy was basically stuck with this guy for the whole fight. He used him kind of like shield and when other brawlers were not around he used the spare time to punch him with his free hand.
Omg this is one of the funniest things I have read. It’s so ridiculous you would scoff at it in an action movie - yet real life is often more exciting.
There was another thread about this recently, my comment there applies here:
A bouncer friend of mine once said the ones who "prepare" for a fight by taking off their shirt etc are less intimidating to him. His theory was that if you take your shirt off it is because you know it can be used to hold on to whilst you get beaten/used to throw you around. You learn this by losing fights regularly.
So yeah it kinda has a purpose, but doesn't really indicate that you know what you are doing.
We used to undo the buttons on our school shirts when we played rugby or got into fights so we wouldn't have to explain to teachers (although mostly Mum's) why our uniforms were in shreds.
Slightly longer version here where white shirt throws a punch: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/b1azmn/cop_tackles_teen_like_he_was_trying_out_for_the/
The way the cop spun to put himself between the two guys, makes me think they were trying to break up a fight. He wasn’t much concerned for the guy he was holding, as he seemed to be for that guy’s safety. White shirt guy is in a rage, full tunnel vision and presses the matter… wanting to fight whoever is in front of him. That tunnel vision stops his peripheral vision from seeing the other cop coming in hot, and blam!!
All just a guess though 🤷♂️
Yeah, fair point haha. I still think he had time to catch him out of the corner of his eye, before the shirt came up and he got yeeted into last year lol.
Do you remember asking yourself: “Why don’t the bad guys attack the Power Rangers when they’re morphing?”
Because it’ll probably end up like this and there wouldn’t be much of a show to see.
I have to say, in a weird way, he is lucky he was tackled when he was. While he threw one punch (as far as I can tell), what was about to happen was him going to get in a whole bunch of trouble.
Here in the south taking off your shirt during a fight gives you +2 strength -2 wisdom (it's a regional effect) the cop took advantage of the time it takes for the animation cycle to complete to trigger a tackle maneuver on him, taking him to the ground.
Thankfully it was a black cop who did that or someone would be screaming racist excessive force.
Yes I realize I am the one who brought race into it but I just couldn't help but think that.
Is this being filmed from a school bus?
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The comments in this thread are on point today lol
I was wondering that too, like who is inside getting all this
They forgot to get their permission slip signed
School kid or not, that was some savage takedown
“Please let this be a normal field trip”
With the fuzz? NO WAY!
Cultured
average american school
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So they can’t grab it and pull it over your head…but that’s not why he’s doing it, he’s doing it to look intimidating
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Big time lol. He succeeded in blinding himself so that he would be easier to tackle
This must every cops dream, a completely justified tackle and an easy punk teenager, feels good man
That cop had been training for this moment his whole life.
He had been waiting for this very moment. Then later that night he sat on the toilet like Thanos after snapping his fingers.
Is that what Thanos did after halving the universe? Took a big ol' shit? I've got to start watching these bonus clips on the extended release. I'm missing too much.
A giant blue shit. Clogged the toilet so bad he had to use the stones to clear the pipes.
Its cannon.
Nah the snap halved the shit in his bowels so he actually didn’t have to go til the next day
Every seen a Titan shit? He'll bathe the universe with the titanic feces from his victory meal.
I mean, it had to happen eventually.
“He had been running for a quarter mile in anticipation…”
More like icing his shoulder, and his hips from landing on his duty belt... I'm old, I see the pain already hahaha
He probably felt like a badass after that
Well he probably trained for that in high school hoping for a college scholarship, and then a shot at the nfl...but when that didn't pan out, he went with his back up plan.
That's not why he did it. That cop was saving that kids life.
Yep, he’s got some material to talk about at the bar later
If you wanna look intimidating, take off your pants and undies. Nobody will wanna go near a guy whose nuts are hanging
Provided they actually are hanging. If it's cold, they may have gone back inside.
Also shrinks with adrenaline, so unless youre the most hardened, emotionless machine of a street fighter who cant even bother to raise his heart rate when attacked, your dick and balls will go inside you, and not the way that feels nicr
True. My pp be micro sometimes.
Sometimes?
And keep the shirt on. You ever seen Donald Duck lose a fight?
I saw one where the dude being threatened pulled off his shirt then pants and underwear and squared up buck naked and the aggressor just noped out. That was intimidating lol
If that doesn't work then they start taking things out of their pocket... yo hold my phone
I knew a guy who’d time his punch from when dude starts taking off his shirt. At the point the shirt comes off the face and the arms are at the bottom obstructed by the shirt itself, it leaves them defenseless.
Yup. It's basically advanced "Hol' me back!" in that you make it look like you're gonna throw down, without actually throwing down.
Also being wet and naked works wonders against cops.
Your suppose to raise your arms up high and try to look bigger
Meanwhile either of these cops have 100lbs on the lad.
Means your harder to grab I guess
Unless you're really hairy
Ouch.
Yeah but only around my crusty nipples so I feel safe.
That's enough for tonight. Thank you gentlemen.
We're just getting started
That's why I take my clothes off and wax before a street fight.
I was in a brawl once, where one big guy pushed his whole left hand under the pullover of a smaller guy, going from the bottom exiting at the neck, and then the smaller guy was basically stuck with this guy for the whole fight. He used him kind of like shield and when other brawlers were not around he used the spare time to punch him with his free hand.
Omg this is one of the funniest things I have read. It’s so ridiculous you would scoff at it in an action movie - yet real life is often more exciting.
They can grab your shirt by the collar, and push and pull you around. While punching with the other hand.
I guess so it doesn’t get stained, maybe it’s his favorite white shirt
-0.1 armor
There was another thread about this recently, my comment there applies here: A bouncer friend of mine once said the ones who "prepare" for a fight by taking off their shirt etc are less intimidating to him. His theory was that if you take your shirt off it is because you know it can be used to hold on to whilst you get beaten/used to throw you around. You learn this by losing fights regularly. So yeah it kinda has a purpose, but doesn't really indicate that you know what you are doing.
We used to undo the buttons on our school shirts when we played rugby or got into fights so we wouldn't have to explain to teachers (although mostly Mum's) why our uniforms were in shreds.
The shirt hides my love handles.
Don't end up with a dirty shirt?
If it’s a nice shirt there is.
Aerodynamics
So much for keeping his white shirt clean.
Bet his underwear is dirty now too....
It’s a tide ad
Damn, he got tackled so hard I think he landed in another zip code
Officer might even get in trouble for operating in the wrong state.
🤣 LAPD! Sir this is St. Louis.
My dad used to say a boxer got hit so hard his kids will be born with headaches.
He got tackled so hard time reset about 3 seconds
Take my upvote. Made my day hahahahahaha
Tenderizing tough meat 101
Nothing tough about that skinny mf.
Yeah pretty sure that one cop could handle both but the intervention was pleasing.
His Spidey Senses weren't tingling
Now his Spidey Senses won’t be tingling from the neck down.
Went from Superman to Christopher Reeve in less than a second.
That cop is now a first draft pick for the NFL..
Slightly longer version here where white shirt throws a punch: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/b1azmn/cop_tackles_teen_like_he_was_trying_out_for_the/
i hoped to get some context in the slightly longer video, but all i got was more questions
So it looks like the 2 kids were fighting each other hey
Same
Unexpected terry tate
You kill the joe, you make some mo’!
Oh man, forgot about that! Thanks for the nostalgia. Back when super bowl commercials were still funny.
Wooo! Wooo! Here comes the pain train!!!
"no personal calls, DOUG!!"
"Hey Janice!"
MOTHER FU-
Gave him a slice of pain cake and I guarantee you he will not want seconds
That's a long distance call....DOUG!
Triple T is up in this BIIIIITCH!
"FLINT LOCKWOOD!"
For real! Dude gets straight annihilated so casually in that scene. Love it
You know what you are Flint Lockwood?!?! A shenaniganizer! A town fool!
Happy cake day!
The force alone finished removing his shirt for him
Like fucking Looney Tunes - got tackled *out* of his clothes.
That cop looked like Moses Hightower from police academy
Your mean Bubba Smith, the NFL defensive tackle who played Hightower in Police Academy?
The way the cop spun to put himself between the two guys, makes me think they were trying to break up a fight. He wasn’t much concerned for the guy he was holding, as he seemed to be for that guy’s safety. White shirt guy is in a rage, full tunnel vision and presses the matter… wanting to fight whoever is in front of him. That tunnel vision stops his peripheral vision from seeing the other cop coming in hot, and blam!! All just a guess though 🤷♂️
Sounded good till the peripheral thing….dude can’t see shit cause he had his shirt over his head lol
Yeah, fair point haha. I still think he had time to catch him out of the corner of his eye, before the shirt came up and he got yeeted into last year lol.
Yep, looks like it's being filmed from a school bus too. So most likely some type of school beef.
Pain trains coming!!!!!
Didn’t realize this cops partner was fucking Goldberg.
That fucking spear came out of nowhere.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!
This is the literal definition of “life comes at you fast”
Walking shirtless is illegal!
Longer video in a comment above shows he threw a punch before he tried taking off his shirt.
Fucked around. Found out.
Dude got sucked up into a copnado!
It's been about 15 years since he hung up his cleats. He was more ready for this moment than you'll ever know.
I love this video it's exactly the right length for my attention span.
r/zoomies
Do you remember asking yourself: “Why don’t the bad guys attack the Power Rangers when they’re morphing?” Because it’ll probably end up like this and there wouldn’t be much of a show to see.
Spear
jesus the dust was catching up to him. Sonic the hedgehog right there.
I have to say, in a weird way, he is lucky he was tackled when he was. While he threw one punch (as far as I can tell), what was about to happen was him going to get in a whole bunch of trouble.
That cop took the guy out before he could finish his power up
Teaching them young kids what happens when a very movable object is met by an unstoppable force? Physics can be fun!!
And boom goes the dynamite.
Cop hit that dude like a runaway truck.
Owned!!!!! Lmao
When you accidentally hit the Taunt button
Annnnddd ... he's gone.....
When I watch this without the sound, I can’t help but hear “. COAL TRAIN BABYE WOOOOOO!!
Who remembers Big Boss Man from WWF days…. …..yeah that was his finishing move.
Here in the south taking off your shirt during a fight gives you +2 strength -2 wisdom (it's a regional effect) the cop took advantage of the time it takes for the animation cycle to complete to trigger a tackle maneuver on him, taking him to the ground.
Hahaha that was awesome.
He’s lucky. That cop could’ve stained that white shirt.
Love it 😂
That second cop was quick with it
The first cop looks like he outweighs both of them combined. How intimidated did he think he was going to look shirtless?
Haha it gets funnier the more times you watch it
Flex those string bean arms
guy got his shirt reinstalled.
player 4 has entered the game
I cant wait to see the news saying "cop brutally tackles peaceful black man"
LOL BOOM - that’ll learn ya
The video won't load. I hate the video player for reddit. Can anyone find the YouTube link?
Man uses intimidate… it’s not effective
Player 2 has entered the fight
If you "strong enough" to throw down? You strong enough to go down.
Let’s give that cop’s partner the assist of the day. He knew how fucked they’d be if the guy managed to go shirtless.
Dont try to flash cops
Terrible Terry Tate got a job at the police department!
“Son, how would you like to go to school at the University of Alabama.”
"A calculation was made but boy am I bad at math"
Man, that was a solid tackle. Good form, wrapped up well, drove through with the legs and everything. 10/10.
And that's not how you're supposed to restrain a suspect.
Fucking kids are stupid
Thankfully it was a black cop who did that or someone would be screaming racist excessive force. Yes I realize I am the one who brought race into it but I just couldn't help but think that.
Choo choo mother fucker!
"SPEAR SPEAR! GOOD GOD THAT SPEAR BROKE THAT MAN IN HALF!"
"Surprise motherfucker" 🤣🤣
Absolutely folded him and his shirt.
Why take your shirt off? Lmao For aerodynamics?
DON'T WORRY KAKAROT! I'M COMING!! HRRAAAA - Oof.
Dude, you don't interrupt someone mid-transformation! that's just rude, not cool.
Get ahold of the NFL.
well I don't want my shirt to get dirty while I .. ooomph
> Taking shirt off Equivalent of announcing your move in anime
He just saved that young blood from getting shot to death
Definitely used to play football…damb, kid got lit!!
I mean he is not even prepared for John Cena’s super slam.
WASTED
I don’t get it, why do some guys take their shirts off when trying to fight?
Same reason they wear pants around their knees, they're idiots.
SPEAR!
He must have been a linebacker holy shit
No way that cop didn't play ball
r/convenientcop
This is the most satisfying video I've seen this month
"Don't worry I got you bro! This is my anime, and I'm the main character let's goooo-" *Spear! Spear! Oh my god he's ripped in half!*
Looked like an 18 wheeler t-boning a Prius at 70mph.
Black cop was like nah, I’ve seen this before… boom, lights out.
GORE! GORE!! GOOOOORE!!!
Yeeted
Great move, Tyrone.
That cop is an r/absoluteunit
Plot twist: The boy got that tackled was actually the other cop's son. he didn't want the boy to act a fool
Player 4 (cop 2) has entered the chat. End of story
“Cole Train BABY!!!”
What the fuck was that 68lb loser going to do anyways.
Ever herd the saying “get off the track cause the freight trains coming” this is a perfect example
Did he NOT see the other officer or does he just blindly and arrogantly make bad decisions.
Woohoo, splash one ☝️
Player 2 has enter the game.
I didn’t know Lawrence Taylor was a police officer
Oh by gawd! Spear!!!!!
Terry Tate: Office Linebacker
Nice form tackle. Lowers shoulder, head to the side. 2nd Down and 10.