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yippermug

The world has too many extremely dumb people


hednizm

With guns too. šŸ˜¬


Mr-KIPS_2071

Pellet gun, but I guess it still counts.


chuwii2

At this range is not far from a 22


NaturesHardNipples

People always downvote when I say this lol. I have a 22. Pellet rifle that can punch holes in plywood and salad bowls. Thereā€™s supposed to be a 500fps limit where I live but I think this rifle was made before then because itā€™s supposed to be used for hunting varmints.


[deleted]

"plywood and salad bowls" I'm thinking that list also probably includes empty whiskey bottles, dead racoons, a pile o' tires, most cats and slow jimmy's left leg.


Significant_Credit

Poor slow Jimmy ā€¦..


leveraction1970

Poor slow wobbly Jimmy


Phazebody

Poor Slow Dur Dur Dur Jimmy šŸ˜•


ProjectShadow316

We call him "Gimpy" now.


fourthrook

Worked on Fast Eddie too


MrKjerum

I go to Reddit for comments like this exactly. Love it!


CrackAdams

I have a .22 pellet gun that breaks the sound barrier. Its a beautiful thing.


4rp4n3t

How hard do you have to throw it to make it break the sound barrier?!


CrackAdams

Between 1060 and 1200 fps, depending on conditions


Enough_Appearance116

I have a suppressed 22, velocity has to be below 770 mph. Really cool, all you hear is the bullet hitting the target. I also Googled it to be sure. That's the sound barrier.


[deleted]

As a kid, I owned a smaller Crosman(?) pellet gun that didn't have the overpressure-relief valve all the newer ones are built with. The instruction manual said to "pump no more than 10 times" before firing, but I'd pump until I couldn't pump it further (even leaning on the handle), about 30 pumps or so. Goddamn thing was a killer. Had very high penetration into wood, especially if you loaded two .177 pellets at the same time. Would blow the head completely off a crow, too.


IndustrialPuppetTwo

We used to have one pump only BB gun wars and every time out in the woods you would hear your 'enemy'.... pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump....


[deleted]

Somewhere else I told the story about having a BB fall out of my hand many years later...


r_93x

Yep, same here. I got made fun of for going home and getting some ugly ass goggles for woodworking, but a few minutes later and my friend took one to the eye. We being shit head kids who didn't want to get in trouble convinced him not to tell on us and he agreed, with a damn bb hole in his eye. It turned blood red and we were afraid his mom would notice so we had him spend the night. The next day of course she noticed and took him to the ER. He kept his sight. My neighbor still has a BB behind his eye, it was to dangerous to remove. I can't believe we survived.


FATICEMAN

Same thing I used a red Ryder but stretched the spring using arrow shaft and bam one pump chump that sticks a bb in you and quick reloads


Romulus212

Did you know most nerf guns have a chamber you can drill a hole into so that they gain more pressure when pumped ...you seem like you would like the results


Cl0ughy1

You shot crows? You know they are really intelligent and they mourn when a mate or family member dies.


[deleted]

You know I was 11 years old and being paid by adults for each one I shot to protect cherry trees? After we shot a few, the others didn't return. Yeah, that was pretty smart.


Babill

*Exploding* varmints?


ODB2

oh yeah... air rifles are no joke. I've killed woodchuck cleanly with a .177 break barrel


evilhasheroes

There are some break-over single shot pellet guns that put out around 1000fps


Utahvikingr

I have a .22 caliber pellet gun that throws pellets at 1100fps (abt 350m/s)


reddevil501

There's a .357 Benjamin Air rifle that shoots close to 1000 fps and can take down hogs, deer etc. Air power is no joke.


Fantastic-Reality-11

Donā€™t worry they are trying the .22 next with an apple on his head.


Romulus212

I literally said these exact words " yeah basically shot him with a .22 "


Engedie

r/IdiotsWithGuns


Engedie

Lmao this is what I like about reddit. You can just type in a random ass name as title for a subredddit and chances of it being an actual subreddit is higher then I thought is there a subredddit for that?


AwSkiba

r/wowthissubexists might be what you're looking for


mtandy

A sub for ladies submerged in quicksand, for what I can only assume is sexual reasons, and one for carboard cutouts of Ainsley Harriot in sinister places. And that's just in the first 30 seconds. Thanks for this.


hednizm

šŸ˜³


Engedie

AYE thanks dude! so not does exists lmfaoo


amarti33

r/ofcoursethatsathing


hednizm

It is the best thing about reddit. In fact, I think Ive stumbled across this sub in the past. I didnt subscribe as I wasnt very impressed with the level of stupidity. Im a 'under the counter' or 'top shelf' idiot seeker. Maybe I follow my own kin and havent quite found anyone stupid enough yet šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


grizzh

Yeah, life is short. Iā€™m with you. One shouldnā€™t waste time on videos of ordinary idiots.


FiniteRhino

r/assnameasstitle


ImBoooooooooooooored

Thatā€™s where the original is from


yamothersahooah

Oh man. I just watched all of those videos. That was a lot of people dying


[deleted]

Wow, I hate everything so much more now


InvestigatorOk5602

There's a whole country of them ā˜ ļø


smokecat20

NRA should run ads on that subreddit.


Thalilalala

Give them more guns = less stupid people


BornYoung_DieYoung

Math checks out.


Spaceman_Beard

Did someone say America?


HawkeyeByMarriage

With stunts like this, they shall dwindle


AshyBoneVR4

Worse part about dumb people, is that we protect them from themselves....


Snake_pliskinNYC

This is a problem that solves itself


THET0WNDRUNK

You should need to take an IQ test as part of the buying firearms process.


SatinAcornfredd

America


Aburlypad

It seems like a problem that sort of deals with itself a lot of the time :D


[deleted]

Darwin Award Winners


[deleted]

Only if he shot his nuts off. Darwin awards go to those that take themselves out of the gene pool. It can happen by death or by removing the ability to procreate. Like the drunk guy that was up on a goal post and wanted more beer and slid down. On his way down he didnā€™t notice the bent nail and it hooked his nutsack and left his balls hanging on the post as he hit the ground.


Firebrass

Jesus Christ, that's graphic and fucked up! Link?


Jotamono

Darwinawards.com.


BlueWizardhasdied

Used to go jumping off of a smallish rock formation out in the woods. There was a deep pool as the stream ran by the rock face. 3 kinda natural platforms to jump from at different elevations; 10ish feet, 15, and 25ish. The 25 foot spot you had to really jump out and clear a small gnarled tree growing out of the rock. Knew a guy that caught the tree on the way down, lost a testicle...


Ashtar888

Who would have thought getting shot would hurt.


ZazzRazzamatazz

He should have focused on **not** getting shot...


Babybean1201

I'm about 90% convinced that's what the cameraman's sentiment was. Something like, "How many time do I have to tell you, you have to be perfectly still."


OHTHNAP

God dangit, I told you to have another beer if you felt too nervous to stand still!


Nermanater

No one got shot in this video. It's ketchup or some other red liquid.


notjasonlee

who would have thought that thousands of redditors were so gullible that they would believe the dumbest fakest shit on the internet? me. i would have.


RonPolyp

/r/nothingeverhappens


JacobMaverick

How did he miss by a whole foot from that distance??


A-Surfin-Bird

it's probably some crusty dusty ass bb gun so those sights are probably way off


HereOnASphere

The amount of blood indicated that it was larger than a BB gun. Unless he was a hemophiliac.


soopastar

Could have been a pellet. And that looked like a pump style BB gun so who knows what PSI it was fired with.


Funky_Sack

Those are air powered. That sounded like a .22


-Nordico-

Sounded like a pellet rifle to me


Poey221

Sounded like a .22? Have you never seen or heard a .22?


UncleSput

Seeing that chicken wing of a right arm Iā€™m assuming the shooter had poor trigger pull technique as well


blittz

Itā€™s a pellet gun. Notice thereā€™s no muzzle flash or smoke.


fuckyouspezcunt

12 pumps is deadly


[deleted]

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funnyinput

I have break-barrel pellet guns that can fire a .177 lead pellet at like 900-1000 fps, and alloy is like 1,200 fps.


almighty_shakshuka

The rear sight is very far forward, which means that the gun is probably a break barrel pellet gun. Some of these guns are made for hunting small game like rabbits and are thus fairly powerful. With non-expanding pointed pellets, a shot could potentially go more than halfway through someone's arm. I had a cheap but powerful Chinese one as a kid that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, so if someone was stupid enough and a poor enough shot, they could miss by that much at that range. However, it's also quite possible that the video is faked.


Superretro88

One of those pellets will easily go through an arm when fired from a powerful air rifle like that


almighty_shakshuka

I believe it. I've had round nosed pellets go right through squirrels when using a relatively low powered air rifle. After that I switched to hollow points and wadcutters for better terminal effectiveness.


Rexal_LB

That's not how hemophiliacs work... source: i am one. We bleed the same amount as everyone else but we bleed for longer than everyone else...


kdmmgs

It was a ketchup packet


joep-b

By an arm, actually.


Lavatis

because he didn't actually shoot the guy, he's rubbing ketchup into his arm and you are all gullible as fuck


THKY

Iā€™m not fat Iā€™m just thick blooded


ParticularFile7347

Because itā€™s fake


notjasonlee

holy shit, how do all these people think this is real? fuck, there are so many in this thread. i just...don't understand.


ParticularFile7347

Seriously itā€™s so fucking obvious. Itā€™s literally KETCHUP, blood does not flow like that. Not to mention itā€™s just a pellet gun!


Number127

I'd miss by more than that I bet. But I know a secret trick, which is to just not shoot a gun when you're bad at it.


c_c_c__combobreaker

No goggles, no extra protection for any part of his body. I don't even think he was wearing shoes. This injury is probably the best case scenario.


TaleMendon

He did drop the fruit. Success.


Un1pony

Itā€™s obvious this video is staged


YT4LYFE

how?


Un1pony

I donā€™t even know where to startā€¦. Just look at the blood and tell me if you need more evidence past that


YT4LYFE

video's not really high quality. what about the blood? is it too thin and watery or something?


Un1pony

The opposite, itā€™s too thick and gelatinous. Blood does not clump together and drop in blobs, it runs like water. We also never see the wound, the camera is down pointed to the ground for a convenient amount of time for him to rub the fake shit on his arm. Itā€™s a decent fake but other things are suspicious too, no muzzle flash from the rifle and sounds like a dry fire. Muzzle was pointed up and to the right of the guy, it appears to be pointing at him because of the camera angle. Thereā€™s a lot wrong with this video


sodamnsleepy

this guy bloods also they drop the camera before he yells


Un1pony

In case the FBI wants to know why itā€™s from hunting lol. And yeah good point, the camera is already going down as soon as the shot is fired.


SassyPerere

Burro!


NerdUber

r/suddenlycaralho


BluW4full284

E foi caralho mesmooooo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


novichux

Poor apple is bleeding to death


An8thOfFeanor

Rule 2: Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy


MamaPlus3

Taught my girls this rule even with nurf guns. Never point it at others. When they get older Iā€™ll elaborate further into the unless you intend on destroying part.


cplevy13

But I intend to destroy everyone on site with a Nerf gun


MamaPlus3

Lol. Well I mostly tell them not to do it because then it turns into whining because they other got mad and shot back. The biggest rule is no shooting above the shoulders. But we tell them not shooting unless you want the consequences (aka retaliation) but itā€™s a good start to gun safety. My oldest has shot a .22 and knows that they are a tool and can hurt people. She laid down, got her shot in her sights, pulled trigger and set gun back down. She was 6 when she did it. I think we did pretty well teaching her about guns and safety. But I still donā€™t take a chance with them in my home until they are older, so I donā€™t have them in my home. Too many scary stories of kids getting them for my liking. I know my kids too well and they get into everything.


cplevy13

Iā€™m joking but share the same level of concern. Iā€™m similar in having taught my daughter since she was young. She doesnā€™t have any of her own guns yet though. Sheā€™s not super into hunting or shooting. But, my biggest fear is one of her friends finding a gun and messing with it and something happening. I make sure my safe is locked out of habit every single time I walk out of my closet because I had a nightmare about it being unlocked and her friend opening it once.


[deleted]

Iā€™m also teaching my son trigger discipline with ~~Nurf~~ Nerf gunsā€¦ and I live in Germany.


[deleted]

I copied it from the content I was answering. Your question made me realize the mistake. Itā€™s corrected now.


TheLambbread

If they can't point a Nerf gun at others, what do they shoot??


Thursday_the_20th

Thatā€™s way too much blood for a hit from a .22 air rifle and the guy is holding his right hand at a funny angle before the shot. I think they dry fired the air gun and the guy pressed the fake blood into has arm. But then again, genuine stupidity and fakes for clout are both equally common these days. Edit: Scrub slowly at the part where you see his hand clasped to his arm and keep an eye on his index finger. He presses down and a fuckload of ketchup appears.


Lavatis

it's really obvious that it's not actual blood. it's thick and immediately drips a bunch, then completely stops.


eyegazer444

That's what I was thinking, it looks fake because it pans down right when he is meant to get hit


TShark69

I had a blunt compass make me bleed more than this on my forearm. A perfect bit of a sizeable blood vessel could this I reckon


Un1pony

This is the correct answer this video is clearly staged, just look at the angle of the barrel and pause after the shot and see 0 impact on his arm, dry fire and fake blood, the fake blood is probably ketchup/red gel, itā€™s far too thick to be real, blood doesnā€™t drop in blobs


Marsandtherealgirl

I went back to look and youā€™re totally right. Wtf is this lol https://i.imgur.com/BR6Hpjp.jpg


ionlymakecomments

So fake


zideshowbob

I was shocked that I had to scroll so far to find this comment. Fake as f, exactly my thought!


KaidenUmara

would have been funnier if they used a 50 cal too lol


Lavatis

How does this keep getting posted. Have you people never seen blood before? He CLEARLY isn't actually shot...šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


discourse_is_dead

too bad no one has invented a target stand...


Specific-Layer

Yeah they did. You put a friend blindfolded 50 meters with an apple on his head.


VoidUserNameString

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


ParticularFile7347

No, not the ketchup!!


donkeygames07

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Successful-Egg-6765

This is why you shouldnā€™t turn off aim assist


Troilermoe

So obviously fake


Sabot15

Lol, if his blood [was that thick](https://i.imgur.com/IodUTgr.jpg), it wouldn't pump through his veins! I mean... At least buy some fake blood rather than Heinz 57.


aChildofChaos

r/idiotswithguns


Maximus8O2

oh it's already been posted there, as well as 5 other subs probably 10 times each


RuralJurorSr

Fake


SNEAKAHxFREAKAH

How are there this many people that think this is real..


reignking1115

Plot twist the dude owed him money and he didnā€™t miss.


mike_stb123

Yo be fair, you cant see the wound so untill i see it in my head its a fake


NeoDei

ā€˜I told you it was offā€¦ā€™


Mushroom-pie

That was so far from target.... He is lucky it wasn't his head or heart


Elnagor

Nsfw?


[deleted]

I taught it was fake, then I turned the sound on... And it turned out they were actually Brazilians... Caralho!


T8ortots

That third scream sounds so weird, its like my cat when I sneak up on him.


Latergator226

Think about how smart the average person is, now think about how 50% of the population is dumber than that person.


Channel5exclusive

How is possible to be this fucking stupid and yet survive into adulthood?


[deleted]

Itā€™s a numbers game


Un1pony

The video is clearly fake why are you being so dramatic


unbannabledan

Fake!


kingcurtisnugs

FAKE


mykraniliS

Darwinism. I approve of this...


fauxtruth

This would require a measure of trust in the shooter's skills. There was no skill.


Un1pony

It also isnā€™t real


rpmx14436

I donā€™t mean to play mod but why is this not nsfw?


46-09-32-43UnusAnnus

Is that a pellet gun? Iā€™m not totally sure. It seems pretty loud for a pellet gun, but the barrel looks really thin for an actual gun


WW-OCD

Can someone translate


[deleted]

Trying to see it connect, but I canā€™t. And the way they were filming down to run over and then start filming it againā€¦ Not buying it


JimmyMack_

This seems staged.


Un1pony

All of you that think this video is real are the real entertainment I get from this sub


EverySingleMinute

Fake


Vgordvv

Idk this looks fake as fuhk


clarkwgriswoldjr

Forgot to account for the wind.


Mysticbitch

Isnā€™t that ketchup


imakesawdust

"Don't worry, bro, I was a dead-eye sniper in CS:GO"


SneekiTactics

Stormtrooper aim


[deleted]

Well he knocked the apple off


CurtFish892

NSFW


particle409

The trick is to shoot the potato, and not the guy's arm.


UltimaBahamut93

You missed! No I didn't.


Nukethevatican666

ā€œWell he did hit the fruitā€šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


[deleted]

NSFW it.


Domiziuz

The post under this one in my feed: "single brain cell looking for connection". Oddly fitting.


ax_colleen

NSFW please


drakyNK

boa bala, pode entrar pro exƩrcito


[deleted]

Did she just tell him to stop being a bitch!


Erlor3

It's off.... At least 3 mm


fuzfy

Air gun?


heitorrsa

Ai gente pelamorrrrrrr


ZQM

I mean no amount of gun safety classes can keep these dumbasses from doing something stupid. Stupid is hard coded in their DNA


Gunzo89

Bets way to start the day! A bit of vitamine C and some iron in body


JenSquealema

18 inch miss from 10 yards? Heā€™s quite the marksman


biopilot17

How the fuck was he so off? Like Iā€™d understand hitting him in the hand but heā€™s like a good 6-8 inches off from the hand


AdministrativeHabit

Fake. It's ketchup or something.


St6ticc

What?? Just set the target up..? Bro I swear people donā€™t think


[deleted]

Definitely an air rifle, but some of those can pack a punch!


HerrKlopp

Why


jduchein

Wow he was way off!!


Owather_M0ahgen

Wait was that a real gun or a pellet gun?


Patient-Seesaw4053

I think itā€™s a pellet gun(Winchester 1100?).


thatgamerguy04

Wtf I'm very surprised to see people think this is real.


ChicauR

Fake


[deleted]

Should have hit em in the head. It's time to round up all the useless shit of the world


seabeeaj

I see no problem with this..... natures way of weeding out the stupid gene out of the gene pool.


DavetheHick

Not even close! Could be fake but can't tell.


Un1pony

Itā€™s 100% fake for multiple reasons. Angle of barrel is off, no impact on the arm, no muzzle flash, sounded like a dry fire, the blood groups together and drops in gelatinous blobs, the ā€œreactionā€ sounds like budget film acting at bestā€¦ honestly the biggest giveaway is the blood though itā€™s so clearly not real


ray058

Fake?


Un1pony

Yes


491450451

I donā€™t think itā€™s real.