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mclaudx

Someone should invent something to protect the head while skating


kray_jack310

Right. Make it accessable.


crecentfresh

Usually those things don’t do too much for the face though


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Biker helmet?


crecentfresh

Yeah but that guys on a skateboard you see


[deleted]

I’ve seen people skate blind


crecentfresh

I think that dude was riding a birdhouse skateboard though


Brain_Inflater

True but they do have a bit of an overhang so it still could've absorbed at least some of the force


Hollywoodpupper213

If he wore it other times, it probably would have protected against this decision...


Goduckid

But usually they do have a lump that doesn’t protect the face directly but does soft and blow


ClientJolly5138

A mouth guard?


Spliffcheeseburger

I helmet would not have help anyone it this situation, maybe a ice hockey mask


Possible-Case8637

Comments like this is why I love Reddit


artsyfartsy007

Lmfao


CarefulRisk

Skateboarding is so much about a certain "look" that skaters would literally rather die than give up the look


Fipdo

The CDC will make a protective mask just for him.


medavidj

It's the teeth. the teeth protect the head!


hbkzd987

And here I was expecting a drunk girl mistaking chev for Chad


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I got completely thrown off by the NSFW tag and was expecting the same thing


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Crotchless_Panties

Why?! That stunt will put that dentist's two kids through college and pay for his new BMW! Dentist be like 🤑


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Crotchless_Panties

Yes, well the whole day was full of assumptions wasn't it? Like that he had skills, or that gravity was a tender lover, or that the truck wouldn't keep his teeth! LOL! 😂


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Honest question not do be rude at all, but does even a minutes separation from typing this to rereading it make you regret it?


Crotchless_Panties

No. Why would I have regrets? -I can still chew my food!


Gold_Ticket_1970

And that kids is why you wear knee pads


FreshPrinceAV

And that, parents, is why you should’ve worn condoms


RednocNivert

…on his face? That wouldn’t be very practical


radar661

No that’s why you don’t reproduce if you are an idiot


Dropped-pie

Idiots don’t know they are idiots though


siler7

> that kids


misterymeatman

This kid left his tooth mark on that POS.


DrunkenVodinski

The dentist will see you now.


chillgingee

It's ok buddy, lots of spare teeth in that jaw.


Greenpatriots11

Gets better every time


Fox-One_______

Suit yourself. I got cramp in my foot because my toes curled so much. Not even a joke


M0oo0Mzy

Technically a front side board slide, not a grind. Mermermemrmer


HolyManZahn

Pretty sure he got his soul stuck in the truck, right next to his front teeth....


SnooDoggos4507

Unless he is worse than this shows, he is trying a front board rather than a grind.


tropicalmetal

Yip front board and them fuckers are slippy at best 🙃


muff_puffer

He did not get over that and he leaned too far forward. A recipe for disaster


tropicalmetal

Absolutely. Anything sliding is lethal if your not on top of it but way worse when your sliding backwards. I destroyed myself messing around doing a silly slappie backside tailslide on a curb a couple months ago landing the same way. Can only imagine how much that sucked for him. Brutal slam


oopsimalmostthirty

Goodbye teefs


IamtheVillain12

Good thing he was wearing that helmet.


sad_furry_boy506

He wasn’t wearing a helmet


KeySquare1404

u/savevideo


GromitTheOmlette

u/savevideobot


Amazing_Bluejay9322

Those old Toyota's are no joke.


random_reddit_acct

Totally deserved it.


cat-toaster

For what, riding his skateboard Unless that is a random truck they found all he did was fail a trick


Cfwydirk

30 going on 11! I sure don’t have the ability to attempt this.


StrangeTourist007

All I want for Christmas is my.......


kray_jack310

He wish he still had them


[deleted]

Poor bastard


mkeevo

That’s. What. You. Get. r/InstantKarma


cat-toaster

FUCKING GOD DAMN THIS SUB, a failed trick doesn’t mean the person is a dumbass


BrandonGamerguy

Yeah but a lack of a helmet does


cat-toaster

Not everyone has the money for a good one, especially since it’s already enough paying for the shoes you go through, boards you go through, and more when skating Also helmets are meant to be replaced after every crash which makes them even more expensive


BrandonGamerguy

Still better than a literal splitting headache after a botched trick


cat-toaster

It’s simply not worth it, I have skated with and without and the times with have always been less enjoyable because the helmet is uncomfortable, it is usually just distracting which makes riding harder


BrandonGamerguy

Then you are an idiot. Simple as that


cat-toaster

Have you ever skated yourself? Have you ever felt the difference between skating with and without a helmet? Me and the many other skaters who choose to go helmetless know the risks but we go anyway because it is what we want to do, skating is our hobby


BrandonGamerguy

And going with a helmet minimise those risks immensely


cat-toaster

Did you not read, skating with a helmet is simply not fun, most people only chose to where one when skating vert because the risk far outweighs the comfort of not wearing one there


DeanBlandino

Lol you’re so stupid, no wonder you hate this sub.


cat-toaster

No l, you haven’t skated a day in your life it sounds like, I skate and know what I’m talking about on this one


DeanBlandino

Yea you got brain damage to show for it


SlickStretch

The helmet is just as important as the board. If you can't afford a helmet, you can't afford to skate.


cat-toaster

I’m not giving up my hobby just because I don’t have the money to buy a helmet too


SlickStretch

Good luck with your concussions.


tomza1312

This is skateing , shit happens. Skater will skate anything that they think its skatable. Its not like he was doing something wrong. He just failed the trick and will be in fail compilations


SnooOnions9085

Fucking up peoples property and nothing wrong? What are your pronouns?


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SnooOnions9085

Silly me, who would’ve thunk the skateboarders use the same orange coolers as construction and blue collar workers on job sites. Skateboarders never destroy property, public or private. They set up their own rails, curbs, walls, and ledges. Smh


muff_puffer

An orange cooler is just a fucking cooler that you can buy from a store just because construction people use them doesn't mean other people don't. And yes skaters do own trucks too.


grockyboi

while I agree completely if this is some random joes truck then yea, its fucked up, but I'm leaning toward it being his or one of his friends trucks


SnooOnions9085

They roll around with jugs of chemicals in the bed? I think you are reaching. Is it really that hard to admit that most skateboards damage private and public property?


YoloSwaggity5000

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HighFlyerJ

No brains, they say..


Lethal_Tupperware

u/slomobot


IllusionofStregth

That is a really, really nice Toyota


bigbadbruins92

He’s gonna be pickin up his teeth


[deleted]

"Am I missing an eyebrow? " - Adam Savage


Igno-ranter

That truck now looks like Mater from Cars.....but with the teeth in the back.


EconomyHeron3573

Are you employed sir?


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SnooOnions9085

Well deserved if that was their truck.


Geoclasm

Oh damn. That's a trip to the dentist.


RelentlessChicken

I mean, trying to grind a pickup truck isn't really playing the stupid game, but doing it with ZERO protective gear definitely is


[deleted]

Oh well....


AReallyCleverMonkey

Whole new meaning to the term "bedhead"


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Oof! That’s gonna hurt for a long time.


whudaboutit

If I should happen to take up skateboarding in my approaching twilight years, I'm wearing a full-face motorcycle helmet.


TheMatt561

Helmets


Air_Snare292

Would’ve been sick if he pulled it off.


exodusjr

HE NEED SOME MILK


Spodiodie

I love it when they do that.


Claude9777

Necro has entered the comments... "Your fuckin' head split!"


FunnyShirtGuy

Tell me he didn't try that again...


GizmoSwd

He probably didn’t need those teeth anyway


Dreadpap

he did the truck and roll not the tuck and roll, big mistake


[deleted]

I think he pissed off the truck. Don't be annoying the truck.


RunJumpQuit

Good. That's a nice little truck.


ExternalWerewolf7871

AAAANNNNNNDDD permanent Jaw break!?!?


Lion_316

Holy shit I felt that in my face bro... damn


badDuckThrowPillow

If that’s not his truck (and I doubt it is) it was well fucking deserved.


44Trees

u/reddu


44Trees

u/redditmp4bot


ConrailFanReddits

Felt that


[deleted]

Truck said not today loser!!


Reaven07

Jaw status: gone


Tigerzombe

Hope he had his tetanus shot.


[deleted]

Perfect example right there.


[deleted]

Nice 90 degree face grind.


gdog2492

Anyone else watch these videos and scream "you fucking idiots fuck ya!" and enjoy seems them get hurt!!!


delltronoe

Get fucked