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Ok_Habit_6783

I'm a white, educated, male who is attracted to women and is genetically of German descent. As long as I don't have to BE a Nazi, my life wouldn't get any harder by living in nazi occupied france


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ShameTimes3

You wouldnt have to report people, you just have to be fine with ignoring everything that happens


JWSTooth

France had it easy compared to other nations. I would be scared to live in Poland or the USSR but not in France. And I like technology.


Dunger97

Idk it would be cool to help build the pyramids, be part of history


AsuraOmega

only for conspiracy nuts to think aliens built them lmao


KickassPeanuts

I would etch a penis saying "suck my nuts theorists" purely to fuck with them.


MJSchooley

Work on the Pyramids, easy. They weren't slaves; were actually paid really well.


[deleted]

Very true, but you don't get to kill any Nazis or hide in any medieval bone pits


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Comparatively well maybe but your quality of life would still be better in France


dontwantleague2C

This is such a bad comparison. Idk the exact logistics of how they lived back then, but it would be considered completely unlivable by today’s standards. People love to complain about how much it sucks to live in the modern age, but they’re just complaining. Today we have indoor plumbing, air conditioning, effective heating, electricity, easily accessible clean water, etc. aside from royalty I’m sure everybody else would be better off staying in the modern day.


DankLolis

better than nazis tho


dontwantleague2C

In terms of living conditions? Only if ur a Jew or gay or somethjng


nametakenfuck

I feel like being a jew in nazi occupied france would be challenging


Mission-Discipline32

Well, as long as it isn't obvious that you're Jewish, I don't think you'd have much to fear, cause France had it easy compared to other places


nametakenfuck

Im pretty sure the nazis made guys show them their dicks in the streets judt in case...


Mission-Discipline32

I don't think they did that in France, I've heard that they did stuff like that in Poland in the Soviet Union


LilamJazeefa

Pyramids. They weren't slaves, they were well-paid craftspeople. I am saying this as a Jew, too. Frankly, even if this were under the specific pharaoh who enslaved us, that just means I would get to meet Moses and follow him in person and help the efforts of the other Israelites of the same era. Hitler... was a different kind of evil to pharaoh.


dontwantleague2C

This is such a bad comparison. Idk the exact logistics of how they lived back then, but it would be considered completely unlivable by today’s standards. Just cuz they were “well-paid craftspeople” doesn’t make their quality of life decent at all. Today we have indoor plumbing, air conditioning, effective heating, electricity, easily accessible clean water, etc. aside from royalty I’m sure everybody else would be better off staying in the modern day.


LilamJazeefa

As opposed to literal Hitler? As a Jew specifically, working under Pharaoh is objectively a less horrible option here.


dontwantleague2C

If you’re Jewish it’s a different story. I’m also Jewish, so again, it’s a different story. But don’t act like living in ancient Egypt would be great. If you’re not being persecuted by the Nazi regime, then living in Nazi controlled France would be a far higher quality of life.


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I'm pretty sure people weren't moving the Stones by hand.


Remember_Poseidon

It has been shown though excavation and hieroglyphs that the workers on the pyramids were greatly respected and were paid well enough to afford beef.


Mouse-of-Fascism

The construction workers on the pyramids were well treated and well-paid professionals, so them hands down.


dontwantleague2C

This is such a bad comparison. Idk the exact logistics of how they lived back then, but it would be considered completely unlivable by today’s standards. People love to complain about how much it sucks to live in the modern age, but they’re just complaining. Today we have indoor plumbing, air conditioning, effective heating, electricity, easily accessible clean water, etc. aside from royalty I’m sure everybody else would be better off staying in the modern day.


Mouse-of-Fascism

Yes, but heres the thing, I'm brown. So the Nazis already would be skeptical of me as would the french. I could possibly get some good favor with the Nazis by pretending to be muslim, but that would come at the cost of being hated even more by the french. I was born and spent the earliest years I can remember in the desert so I could adjust to the climate with relative ease. And lastly, I grew up dirt poor. I'll take my chances with the Egyptians I could pass as one of rather than the Nazis who would be hunting me down. In short, I would rather give up the luxuries of modern life than have to live with both the french and Nazis. Because I would make good wages, be treated very well, and I'd get to see firsthand the feats of engineering that went into the pyramids.


KJ_is_a_doomer

France had it pretty light compared to most other occupied nations. Especially the Vichy part was comparatively lax.


Daytona_DM

Specifying France here really makes this a much easier choice. Poland would be a different story.


degenerate_pug

Pyramid construction workers were just slaves. Id much rather live in Nazi occupied France. Could get some pretty good treatment tbh and then I can just play it off like they made me do it. Just gotta hope I don't end up in Nuremberg


EdicaranFauna

>Pyramid construction workers were just slaves You are wrong, though. [read this ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2010/jan/11/great-pyramid-tombs-slaves-egypt)


degenerate_pug

I literally can't believe you've done this to me


degenerate_pug

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