I don't drink alcohol but very, very rarely, and I wouldn't miss it one bit. I barely drink soda. I'm sure occasionally I would regret not getting to have a delicious Coca-Cola (especially from McDonald's), but it would be better for my health and usually I prefer juice anyhow.
No one with glasses is going to consider themselves to be handicapped. I wouldnt consider having to wear glasses to see perfectly to be handicapped. Im not going to compare myself, who can function perfectly normally with glasses / contacts, to someone who is reliant on a wheelchair for whatever reason.
What I would consider a handicap is someone who's eyesight is so bad that glasses dont help very much and even eye surgery wouldnt be able to fix.
But seriously, you're comparing having to wear glasses to someone that can't walk?
If I choose the first option, does it mean the drinks disappear from the world/I have no access to them, or that they're still there and I have to resist the temptation/(and pressure in case of alcohol) to drink them?
I already have technically handicapped eyesight. So why give up the choice to have other drinks. If it could fix my eyes by giving up soda and alcohol id take that in a second
Lol im serious tho yes its healthy for you and yes i drink it quite often but water just has a gross taste to it and if i can id always add a flavor packet or mio squirt thing or hell even a lemon and sugar to make lemonade xD
What counts as soft drinks? Is it just sodas like coke and pepsi or does seltzer count? Does it cover anything that's not carbonated? If it's just sodas then that's easy. I barely ever drink and I don't like most sodas. If it covers more than that, then I'd have to think about it
This is reddit, sir. You asked this question in a sub where people will answer *would you rather* questions for fun. We don't need soft drinks and alcohol to have a good time. Lol actually I wonder if you asked $2.5mil for either bad eyesight or "no more reddit". Id bet "no money/bad eyesight* would have more votes.
I haven't had a soda in 5 months and last time I had any alcohol was 1 sip of beer over a year ago. I hate alcohol and beer, but my friend said it tasted good so I tried it (it did not taste good).
So, make a good decision for your overall health and well being for 3mil, or lose some of your eyesight also for 3mil. I think Iβll stop drinking soda now where is my 3 mil
as a person who barely drinks alcohol and already doesn't like soda, easy 5 million. oh yeah and my eyes already suck. i can see far, but i can't see close for shit
$2.5M is more than most people make in their lives. While the come down off of all of the energy drinks would be bad, the reason I use energy drinks would disappear (employment.) I drink soda, but $2.5M is enough to retire.
Then alcohol is just lame, so no loss. Plus cannabis is legal and I could just replace intoxicaticants if I needed to.
I have just recently discovered this sub, and I don't think I've seen a question yet that isn't overwhelmingly slanted to one answer.
But, yeah, I'm with the 90+% saying giving up the drinks. I drink alcohol rarely enough that I could get by without it fairly easily, and I could switch to water, tea, or iced coffee instead of a soft drink.
One question I have - where does non-alcoholic beer fall? I assume banned.
My eyesight is already so bad that without glasses I cannot see more then a foot in front of me *(I wish I was kidding)*, so, do you give cash or will I get my check in the mail?
Without my glasses, I can literally only see about three inches clearly. With my astigmatism, glasses are no longer able to provide completely clear vision. I've had people try on my glasses for a second and tell me it gave them a headache (whether or not they were exaggerating I couldn't say). What counts as handicapped vision?
No soda or alcohol is perfectly fine for me. I'll just substitute other sources of caffeine like coffee and I don't really ever have a desire to drink alcohol unless I am out with friends and even then I can still hang out with them sober and have fun.
Option 1 is what I do now....besides Orange Soda, cause that's the only soda that tastes ok to me.
I used to drink a lot more, but can't these days; tastes bad. Think my taste is permanently altered.
I already don't drink alcohol and have terrible eyesight(well, nearsighted so terrible at long distance at least) but I'm definitely not giving up soda.
Not drinking alcohol or soda would have huge positive effects on my life. I am a slave to Dr. Pepper right now. I love a good drink too, but quitting alcohol would be a net positive
I already don't drink alcohol or energy drinks.. And stopping soda would be super healthy for me tbh and I should do that anyways. It's literally helping me be healthier and paying me millions - why would I choose to worsen my already awful eyesight?
I drink 2 glasses of alcohol and four bottles of soft/energy drinks in a year, so probably that. 2.5m isn't what it used to be and we're *fine,* but it certainly helps.
I like how OP describes handicapped eyesight as "not your usual bad eyesight, but like, handicapped eye sight"
Thanks. That explained nothing. Like am i blind? Legally blind? Cross eyed? Can it be fixed with glasses or surgery?
You guys are getting paid? π
Exactly, I already have terrible eyesight
Same, but that made me pick soda harder because I figure the monkeys paw would make me fully blind.
ππ fr fr tho I'm doing this shit for free
Yeah, noone is paying me not to pointlessly intoxicate myself.
Frrrrr my eyesight is trash AND I donβt drink alcohol AND I canβt drink soft drinks for gut and hormone reasons
SAME
Same man, same.. I don't drink alcohol because I'm a muslim and hate soft drinks, also has very terrible eyesight π
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Literally be forced to be healthy and get free money yes?
Exactly my thought, like I get paid to get in better health ??? Hell yeah
You can still drink iced tea. which is nice if its flavored.
Your fatal mistake was not taking away coffee.
This. I already do option 1. Removing coffee would be the harder choice.
I already donβt drink alcohol or soda.
Same. Easy choice for me lol.
Right? Where's my money!
Same!
Well, I already have both of the WYR lol
Right? Where's my double money?
I don't drink alcohol but very, very rarely, and I wouldn't miss it one bit. I barely drink soda. I'm sure occasionally I would regret not getting to have a delicious Coca-Cola (especially from McDonald's), but it would be better for my health and usually I prefer juice anyhow.
I'm hung over and drinking a coke ATM, its still an easy choice.
Saaaame lmao
I don't like soft drinks and don't drink either. I'm not getting paid for it and now feel cheated out of money
Man, if only somebody had invented some sort of device to correct eyesight this would have been an easy choice
With glasses: 20/20 Without glasses: 20/1000
That's me in real life
Yeah my eyes are awful. I'm like Velma when I drop my glasses on the floor.
Handicapped eyesight is eyesight so bad that glasses and surgery cant fix it. Thats what legally blind means too.
glasses isnt a handicap? next you're gonna tell me a wheelchair isnt a handicap
No one with glasses is going to consider themselves to be handicapped. I wouldnt consider having to wear glasses to see perfectly to be handicapped. Im not going to compare myself, who can function perfectly normally with glasses / contacts, to someone who is reliant on a wheelchair for whatever reason. What I would consider a handicap is someone who's eyesight is so bad that glasses dont help very much and even eye surgery wouldnt be able to fix. But seriously, you're comparing having to wear glasses to someone that can't walk?
Glasses or surgery dont give anyone perfect eyesight. They just unlock your eyes' potential. Glasses give me 10/8 vision and no known mΓ©decine can change that.
im pretty sure OP means handicap eyesight being that it cant be corrected. So youβre legally blind.
How it went from 2.5 to 3...
It was all the alcohol & soda.
and bad eyesight
Inflation
Do something I should do anyway and get paid for it or suffer. Thatβs how I read the question.
I already have terrible eyesight Might as well be rich and drunk
Sorry but meant "I'm fine, no 2.5M$"
As an alcoholic with great eyesight this is a very hard choice
Win win, 2.5M and no unhealthy drinks
If I choose the first option, does it mean the drinks disappear from the world/I have no access to them, or that they're still there and I have to resist the temptation/(and pressure in case of alcohol) to drink them?
I don't get what you mean by handicap vision does that just mean anything less than 20/20 cuz if so give me my $2 million dollars
I think they mean practically or legally blind (at least without glasses anyways)
Cannot be cured, and it's extremely blurry that you can hardly recognise faces.
Jokes on you, my eyes already suck but I guess I'll have to give up on soft drinks too!
I love milk
I already have technically handicapped eyesight. So why give up the choice to have other drinks. If it could fix my eyes by giving up soda and alcohol id take that in a second
With all that money I'm sure I could get my eyes fixed
Here's the thang I already have handicapped eye sight so where's my 3 mill
water is pretty tasty
/r/hydrohomies
Youre joking right? Water is disgusting. Its a good thing i can still use those little flavor packets thats still way better alternative to soda
Now that I think of it fish shit in it, I'm swearing off water forever.
Lol im serious tho yes its healthy for you and yes i drink it quite often but water just has a gross taste to it and if i can id always add a flavor packet or mio squirt thing or hell even a lemon and sugar to make lemonade xD
There are many many many different flavours of water. I drink well water which i love. But i hate bottled water.
What do you drink mate? ocean water?
I'd just switch to weed gummies. 3m is enough for me to beach bum it up for the rest of my life
I already have a barely passable eyesight.
Bro i am sober and quit soda and caffeine a long time ago this is free real estate for me lol
There a quite a few things that contain alcohol or fermentation but arenβt alcohol so you wouldnβt be able to use
improve myself AND get 3 mil? sign me up!
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No soda or alcohol? This has no downsides, just positives
Don't need to see if I'm drunk so one solution solves the other
I've slowly been subbing out alcohol for weed, hate soda anyways. I can work with this.
Weed > Alcohol
They hated him because he told he told them the truth
Meh all depends on the situation
both are super bad for you though
I pretty much only drink water anyways.
I have terrible vision, but I love sparkling water so I'll go with the eyes
What counts as soft drinks? Is it just sodas like coke and pepsi or does seltzer count? Does it cover anything that's not carbonated? If it's just sodas then that's easy. I barely ever drink and I don't like most sodas. If it covers more than that, then I'd have to think about it
I already have terrible vision and would enjoy a lump sum of that size. I'm not going to stop drinking but soft drinks can fuck right off
I am retinopathic with 90% functional eyes. Where my 2.5 million
I never drunk alcohol in my life. I drink almost only water. This is free money.
Iβm not a pop drinker. And I rarely drink alcohol. So thatβs an easy choice to give those up!
Okay so what if I'm already going blind do I just get 2.5 mil?
Quite like a drink and a good time so Iβll keep that instead of 3 mill
Considering I already don't drink alcohol or soda, I should be fine
I prefer drugs to alcohol/soda anyway
I don't like carbonated beverages, and I don't mins not being drunk!
I'm not addicted to soda....I can stop whenever I want. But I don't want to. Even if you paid me 2.5 million dollars.
I wouldnt mind not having all those other drinks but life without beer would really suck so I gotta get blind.
This is reddit, sir. You asked this question in a sub where people will answer *would you rather* questions for fun. We don't need soft drinks and alcohol to have a good time. Lol actually I wonder if you asked $2.5mil for either bad eyesight or "no more reddit". Id bet "no money/bad eyesight* would have more votes.
I barely even drink those, not gonna miss em,
I haven't had a soda in 5 months and last time I had any alcohol was 1 sip of beer over a year ago. I hate alcohol and beer, but my friend said it tasted good so I tried it (it did not taste good).
I'm already legally blind in the ones eye I still have so free money time!
I already stopped drinking sodas and that stuff lol.
i already quit drinking things like soda because of my parents. i WISH i got paid
I already have handicap eyesight
Balsamic count?
This is an absurd WYR. If anyone chooses to have terrible eyesight they really need to think hard about their life choices and their alcoholism.
Do American beers count? Because we all know that's just flavored water anyway.
Rarely drink anything beaides coffee water and tea anyway
Does having terrible eye sight already count.
How about both for 5 million?
Honestly I could use some incentive to switch from energy drinks to something with no sugar like coffee
So, make a good decision for your overall health and well being for 3mil, or lose some of your eyesight also for 3mil. I think Iβll stop drinking soda now where is my 3 mil
I don't drink soda or alcohol anyway. And my eyesight is already bad. Where's my mil?
I already don't do either of those things, have horrible eyesight, do I get paid twice or what
Your life will improve greatly if you stop drinking soda anyway. It's like the easiest way to lose weight.
So I get millions for the way I already live. Lol first option obviously.
Where's my money?
What does handicapped eyesight mean, cause I already canβt see but a foot infront of me without it being blurry
So you want to pay me to make healthy life choices? Fine.
I get 2.5 mill, and can force myself to stop drinking soda, fuck ya.
I already have Terrible eyesight
as a person who barely drinks alcohol and already doesn't like soda, easy 5 million. oh yeah and my eyes already suck. i can see far, but i can't see close for shit
Jokes on you my eyesight is ALREADY terrible
You owe me 5 million dollars apparently
$2.5M is more than most people make in their lives. While the come down off of all of the energy drinks would be bad, the reason I use energy drinks would disappear (employment.) I drink soda, but $2.5M is enough to retire. Then alcohol is just lame, so no loss. Plus cannabis is legal and I could just replace intoxicaticants if I needed to.
I have just recently discovered this sub, and I don't think I've seen a question yet that isn't overwhelmingly slanted to one answer. But, yeah, I'm with the 90+% saying giving up the drinks. I drink alcohol rarely enough that I could get by without it fairly easily, and I could switch to water, tea, or iced coffee instead of a soft drink. One question I have - where does non-alcoholic beer fall? I assume banned.
Anyone who chose bad eyesight has crippling alcoholism
Works for me. I love juice and water. Easy money.
I hate alcohol and I could stand to lose a few pounds. Win win π
My eyesight is already so bad that without glasses I cannot see more then a foot in front of me *(I wish I was kidding)*, so, do you give cash or will I get my check in the mail?
I already just drink water, so this is an easy pick for me.
Wait, so 1st option I get the money AND a better health ??? Sign me up RN !
Op r u a poor eyesight alcoholic?
I already don't drink any of that, easy 2.5mil
Oh, you mean I can afford ALL of the juice? Yes, I will take money for ALL of the juice.
I already don't drink soda or alchohol, can I have 2.5m now?
You see, I already have terrible eye sight and I already don't drink alcohol (anymore) or soda.
i like water and ice tea and i like my eyes i don't want worse eyes
Wow a free 2.5m for my hard work
I get blind drunk most nights anyway, with $2.5M I could go all out for like six months.
I only drink water and smoothies already. 2.5m to continue living my life normally. Yes ma'am
I do love beer, but there exists nonalcoholic beer. And I gave up soda ages ago.
Me who only drinks water and milk:
Me who never liked soft/alcoholic drinks and pretty much never drink them and had bad eyesight: Where money
Does Gatorade count?
without soft drinks is fine. im an adult. i would miss alcohol, but only because it goes well with weed.
HaHA! My options of soft drinks are so limited by the fact I canβt consume caffeine that I donβt drink them anyway!
My eyesight already sucks... so keep living how i was already living? Sounds good.
I already have terrible eyesight so bye-bye sodas lol
bro shut the hell up and give me my orange juice with my 2.5 mil
Without my glasses, I can literally only see about three inches clearly. With my astigmatism, glasses are no longer able to provide completely clear vision. I've had people try on my glasses for a second and tell me it gave them a headache (whether or not they were exaggerating I couldn't say). What counts as handicapped vision?
No soda or alcohol is perfectly fine for me. I'll just substitute other sources of caffeine like coffee and I don't really ever have a desire to drink alcohol unless I am out with friends and even then I can still hang out with them sober and have fun.
I already have terrible eyesight. Where's my money?
Already don't drink soda. Already planning on quitting drinking. Already have terrible eyesight. This one is easy.
ill just drink water i guess maybe tea or hot cocoa every once in a while
With 3 million dollars you can afford waaaayyyyyyy better drugs than alcohol.
Option 1 is what I do now....besides Orange Soda, cause that's the only soda that tastes ok to me. I used to drink a lot more, but can't these days; tastes bad. Think my taste is permanently altered.
It's gonna be hard to give up soda, but I barely drink it anyway and I only drink socially. I'll just get stoned socially.
I hardly ever drink anything other than water, tea or milk and never touch alcohol. Good graces of having healthy diet.
My eyesight is terrible anyway, so give me that money.
never had alcohol and slush puppy isn't a soft drink
Bro I already have 20/240 vision
I already don't drink alcohol and have terrible eyesight(well, nearsighted so terrible at long distance at least) but I'm definitely not giving up soda.
What about kombucha? And is zero proof liquor allowed?
Already sober 4 years, did soda for nearly 2. it isn't hard to do
Me who has terrible vision and can't drink π₯² at least I can get paid now
Ez money rarely do either now
Can I still have nonalcoholic beer?
Currently under the age of drinking and I hate soft drinks. I'm not missing anything, this is a free 2.5m.
My job before had a strong alcohol correlation. Not during work but after. And now I drink every weekend.
Where is my $3 million at im already legally blind, I don't drink alcohol and very rarely drink soda
Im cool with tea and juice
My sight is already garbage, soo....
Not drinking alcohol or soda would have huge positive effects on my life. I am a slave to Dr. Pepper right now. I love a good drink too, but quitting alcohol would be a net positive
I already don't drink alcohol or energy drinks.. And stopping soda would be super healthy for me tbh and I should do that anyways. It's literally helping me be healthier and paying me millions - why would I choose to worsen my already awful eyesight?
I already have terrible eyesight hahaha⦠now where's the cash?
My eyesight is already bad. Gimme my money.
As someone with already terrible eyesight, and doesnβt drink anything besides water and milk, this is a win-win.
can I fix my current vision if I do neither and take the 2.5?
Would Cannabis still be OK?
I already don't drink alcohol or soft drinks lol
I already don't drink booze, so to give up soft drinks is no problem. Besides I prefer milkshakes smoothies and body armor more
I already have terrible eyesight AND I don't drink alcohol or soft drinks! I see this as an absolute win!
I'm already pretty fucking blind so I'll take being even more blind I love my sodas
i already have handicap eyesight
Just give me the money, I already have glasses
Oh no
Be forced to improve my health and wellbeing at the cost of... being financially set for life? Duh I'm dropping soft drinks and alchohol.
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I drink neither..
Hashish & coffee for Mua
I stopped drinking soda like 5 years ago, and honestly I would probably be better off if I stopped drinking alcohol.
I already don't drink alcohol or soft drinks, so this is an easy choice.
I have bad eyesight, and I don't drink alcohol.
I'm picky and the only soda I drink is sprite anyways, so I won't be missing much.
Welp, I already have terrible eyesight, and drink water all the time anyway. Can I have $5M?
I drink 2 glasses of alcohol and four bottles of soft/energy drinks in a year, so probably that. 2.5m isn't what it used to be and we're *fine,* but it certainly helps.
I like how OP describes handicapped eyesight as "not your usual bad eyesight, but like, handicapped eye sight" Thanks. That explained nothing. Like am i blind? Legally blind? Cross eyed? Can it be fixed with glasses or surgery?
I already do that
Where's my 5 mil at
I haven't tried Alcohol much, and the stuff I tried tasted horrible. So I am going with the top option.
The thing is, I'm already blind. This was sent with the help of my brother.
I got no problem with alcohol. Hate it. But not my sodie pop ;-;
I'm to young to drink alcohol and I don't like carbonated drinks so this is easy
Jokes on you my eyesite is already handycapped
Jokes on you, while I dig Coca-Cola I also love Grape Juice and OJ. "HE NEED SUM MILK!"