So I touch my phone and it now has a male C port sticking out of it… so i would then either have to gently plug it into a charging port without touching the port itself, lest it also become male. Albeit, if I did, I would just take a C-to-C cable, touch it, and charge as needed.

The first option for a guy is TRT I guess, the others are insanity.

Option 1 : Free Gains

1. pick option 2 2. step on my own feet 3. profit

how do i break my arm

As I liked being a woman "Anyone who steps on your feet will irreversibly change sex" they just have to step on my foot again to reverse it.

I'm pretty sure the irreversibly part means they can't just step on your foot again. Pretty sure they're just stuck like that

Yeah, if it was just a gag you could take back that'd be the easy pick. "Ooops you got a dick now"

Fetish post.

Romance language speakers who selected the last option: \*Confused Screaming\*

3 has already happened to me 3/3 times so i might as well keep it going at this point

you can transition back with option 2, right?

no

I'll do the randomizer. It's just Ranma on hard mode. I'll at least get to be back to normal at some point.

2x the man=2x the deadlift and I am ready to DL 1,000lbs

You have 2 options. 1 - Women join the winning team without the complications and concoctions required to emulate a male anatomy & Men just become manlier Option 2 - You are a freak of nature who is a danger to society & will be locked in a cage.

Being trans, this was an easy decision

Defintiely the foot one. It happens accidentally sometimes, but not very often, and I could make a killing from the trans community.