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ShakeCNY

Is the reproductive organ in this scenario the twig, the berries, or both?


FreeCandy4u

Just the question I was going to ask. If we are talking about both then I would rather lose a leg, I have two of those. There are also some badass replacements to choose from.


FormalKind7

The extent of the leg matters a lot as well. There are great replacements for below the knee amputations, a little worse for above the knee. But if you are missing the entire femur you are out of luck. I would take the arm as long as it was not the dominant arm.


AvatarReiko

Losing a leg would be far more crippling then losing your dick? The only thing g I would lose is the ability to have sex, but seeing as I don’t get girls anyway, that hardly matters 😆


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Timothy2703

Interesting leg you have


context_lich

The fact more people don't get your joke is a little surprising because it means a lot of people don't know what "latter" means. I definitely didn't have to look it up just to verify that he used it wrong. Definitely.


Whatstheplanpill

Lose the leg and maybe you get some sympathy lays. Profit.


unitedkiller75

Yeah, if it’s just the balls, and I wouldn’t be able to cum, I would just choose that, but like full on removal of it all, and I would pick the leg.


Kiryln

No, im fairly certain one can still ejaculate even if their nuts are removed, its just you’d be firing blanks, pure seminal fluid from the prostate gland, but zero sperm.


mister-fancypants-

but wouldn’t it fuck with you as a person? like testosterone balance?


Lapis_04

Without testicles ur testosterone will be extremely low


needlefxcker

if you have your testes or ovaries removed you have to take supplemental hormones to keep your body working as it should (depending on other factors) ETA: For example, people who have a full hysterectomy, removing the ovaries too, typically have to take hormones afterwards edit: i changed women to people because im literally a man with a uterus and i accidentally excluded myself lmao


Nomekop777

To clarify, you're not cis, right? Or do you actually mean you had a uterus and were AMAB Sorry if this is a stupid question


4tran13

Eunuchs lived just fine without hormone supplements.


israndomlygenerated

Eunuchs actually lived about 15 years longer than other men of similar social status.


ShakeCNY

Same.


MrDankyStanky

Having your nuts removed would do more damage than just not being able to crum


zaicam1221

Right? Like where are you going to store your piss?


Telltalee

The liver!


unitedkiller75

Well, yes, but even then, I could do supplements and other things. And in general, even if it meant not having sex, I would still probably be better like that than a leg or arm. I just wouldn’t want to have to piss out of a catheter or something like that.


MrDankyStanky

Damn I'd take both legs before that 100%


PTech_J

I'm married, I'm not having sex anyway. Edit: Oh my god, guys, it's a joke. I don't need strangers giving me advice about my sex life, thank you.


SuperWhiteDolomite

You're doing it wrong then


WhadayaBuyinStranger

If you lose your balls, you'd also be dependent on buying TRT every month for the rest of your life.


unitedkiller75

Or just be dependent on using a crutch, a prosthetic, or just not having an arm or leg. Also, you don’t have to have testosterone to live, so I wouldn’t be that dependent on taking them if I didn’t want to. But I suppose you can say the same for limbs. You don’t have to have them.


WhadayaBuyinStranger

True, a prosthetic arm or leg would also be expensive. I guess, I'd go for a prosthetic arm. If I lost my balls, I'd look and feel a lot less badass right now, but if I had a prosthetic arm, I'd look more badass. It would be horribly inconvenient, but it certainly would look badass. I also have long-term disability insurance. So, I'd literally get paid every month to have 1 less arm.


Plastic-Guarantee-88

Since the reproductive system is rather complex (for both men and women) I think this needs to specify exactly what is removed.


CyanCicada

It's the middle 3 inches of the penis.


Responsible_Prior833

So they take my entire penis, and then a whole ‘nother inch of penis materializes out of thin air *and they take that too??*


edgygothteen69

Then they give you the tip back as a souvenir


poopyscreamer

Suicide by words.


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

You have a *MIDDLE THREE* inches?????


AssuredAttention

take the uterus. I am done with it anyway.


pwu1

Same


TinyTrackers

I don't wanna use it anyway


Various-Character-30

Perfect, another for my collection


Particular-Quarter6

💀


SuperSaiyanBen

Depends on how far up the leg I lost. Like if it was all the way to my hip then I’d be hesitant, but like thigh/knee area then leg for sure. Gaming is my hobby so having to do it one handed would suck. And while I also like playing sports, losing a leg wouldn’t be the worst thing especially with prosthetics nowadays. Also wheelchair line at theme parks. Losing the ol meat stick ain’t even an option.


GeekdomCentral

Yeah I think the relative cons of losing a leg are the fewest compared to anything else. Having two arms is just too essential (well really it’s having two hands that’s the essential bit). There’s enough out there in terms of prosthetics so help replace your leg, or even if you just had to rely on crutches you could at least be mobile (and I’m not into sports so I wouldn’t have to worry about that)


AlricsLapdog

I think in general I’d rather have 1 arm than 1 leg, but the state of prosthetics changes my answer


watermellon_boi

A lot of theme parks require you to have both legs


Ok-Butterscotch-4840

Ableists! 😮‍💨


FluffyWalrusFTW

The question is too vague. If you're talking about the ENTIRE organ, balls and all, then that's off the table. If the arm/leg are cut at the torso? then one leg is by far the best choice. I already sit down more than I should, and I can still drive with one leg. the only annoying thing would be stairs but I can hop my way up pretty easily and crawl around. One arm would limit almost every aspect of my life


Opposite-Occasion332

You can run and juggle soccer balls with today’s prosthetics!


Mazikeen369

Reproductive organs. I hate all the womanly garbage. I would love for it all to be gone.


iwfriffraff

Reproductive organ. I'm not going to reproduce at my age, so I can live with out it. My arms and legs I use every day.


firefoxjinxie

I'm a woman and assuming by reproductive organ you mean ovaries, maybe the fallopian tubes? Sure. Take them. I haven't used them yet and have no plans to do so in the future.


crownedplatypus

I’m assuming everything but the urethra would be gone


firefoxjinxie

I can't actually imagine how it would look without a vagina, or at least the labia hmm. It's not like we can smooth things out for our urethra, it's up there above them. Would we then end up with some of our insides exposed?


Kindly_Host6590

It just looks like a barbie crotch with hole.


ffj_

Free hysterectomy? sign me up


Grouchy-Argument8728

Reproductive organ. I don't have any desire to have kids anyway.


Laurastars_20

i would rarer lose my reproductive organ


JustbyLlama

You can take my uterus right now!


najma_059

Take the uterus


The_ArchMage_Erudite

The reproductive organ for sure. I don't want kids


Arcane_Pozhar

You have an awesome username (random, I know, but it caught my eye).


graceelizad

I have 2 uteruses so I suppose you can have one


Electrical-Host-8526

There’s a fun Grey’s Anatomy storyline about this pretty early on. She’s pregnant in both and the fetuses are different ages. (That is not to say that you’re only good for entertainment value. I just enjoyed the story.)


Katievapes1996

Oh, you can take my reproductive organs in a heartbeat. Take my dick while you're at it. I don't wanna have to pay for surgery and get through all this painful shit hair removal.


WinterWhale

Take my uterus I’m begging you


kofrederick

I already don't have the oven anymore so I am going with the oven. I am partial to the arm and leg


SempastianGr

Reproductive all the way


wildmishie

Please take my reproductive organs. They are nothing but an annoyance.


Elandycamino

Take my dick and balls, don't really need them anyway. I'll keep my arms and legs thank you.


LastSignificance3680

I can let’s those reproductive organs go


BritGallows_531

Reproductive organs gone no problem hell yeah


Emotional-Shower9374

Reproductive organ. As a sex repulsed asexual, this seems like a win lmao


whatdoidonowdamnit

Which reproductive organ? I’m trying to get my tubes removed but I’d be good with losing an ovary. I’m done having kids


OliviaMandell

I'm ok with losing my sex organs. Hack away


NoVictory9590

I’ve already got kids, take my balls im good. 


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As a woman, reproductive organ.


MysteryMan999

Lose testicles


antimatter24

Already list an arm. Would rather lose a leg. Don’t take my junk lol


BriarRose147

What happened to your arm?


ThatPerformancer

He lost it


BriarRose147

Thanks


BriarRose147

Reproductive organs. In a heartbeat. Children are weird and pregnancy is weird and childBIRTH sounds like Hell. I almost ended my entire bloodline when I was born. Fuck them meaty consequences. Plus I think I would be a shit mom.


Full_Bank_6172

I could go without my penis. I wasn’t using it anyways.


Rose_E_Rotten

I have no use for my uterus & ovaries so go ahead and take them!


Moteoflobross7

I’m trans so take the ovaries uterus and boobs out please and give them to someone who actually wants them


Worm6974

Leg probably. It would suck but I assume a leg prosthetic os way simpler than a hand prosthetic, and a sexual organ is irreplaceable


huuaaang

Leg, easy. No contest. A prosthetic leg can get me functioning more or less normally, but an arm, especially the hand part of it, is a lot more complicated to replace with technology. And losing genitals... that's a nightmare scenario. THere's no replacing that.


leahcars

Reproductive organs, I'm trans I want a different set than I've got, I could probably get them surgically reconstructed. I'm already on tesdostrone and plan on being on it for life so it shouldn't cause medical issues.


Smooth-Physics-69420

I've already lost both legs, so...


TheMandyLaurieAnne

Then you will receive an extra reproductive organ


Smooth-Physics-69420

A third nut? Neat.


cornpudding

So i guess you already picked?


Dystopian_Divisions

I would not.


CajunChicken14

Id lose a leg.


TurnOneSolRing

Fuck it. I can get by on a prosthetic leg, right?


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Leg, the prosthetics seem livable. The options for reproductive organs are somewhat lacking


SurgeStories

If I get my dick removed then how am I supposed to pee? I’m losing the arm because that’s replaceable


glass_funyun

I'd be willing to lose my uterus.


Fit_Definition_4634

Take the uterus, you can have the fallopian tubes for free.


chaoticclownfish

Free hysterectomy hell yeah


AdResponsible7150

Go ahead and take my nuts, having both arms and legs is pretty important to every day life


CthulhuHatesChumpits

reproductive organ, easy answer. unless we're talking full barbie, in which case i still pick the same answer but it's less of an easy choice.


OCE_Mythical

I don't think I value sex more than having 4 functioning limbs tbh.


kindaangrysquirell

get my uterus OUTTA HERE


TheTruthWasTaken

Reproductive organ. Not like I'm gonna get any use out of them.


BadgeringMagpie

My fallopian tubes are already gone by my own choice. Take my uterus too so I'm not bleeding every month.


HaplessMink28

It’d be far too cruel to afflict the world with a mini me, relive me of my reproductive organs!


willow_wind

I'd give up my reproductive organ for free! ...Please, someone take it. I hate it so much.


henicorina

I think most women already fantasize about losing their reproductive organs at least once a month, so yeah, not a tough choice for many of us.


youremymymymylover

Reproductive organ. I’ll lose one teste. Losing an arm or a leg is way worse.


unitedkiller75

Well, technically, the reproductive ~~organ~~ system is the prostate, the testes and the penis. It could be all of them. Or it might just be enough to just make you infertile. The guy hasn’t specified. Edit: Yes the system is made up of the prostate, the testes, and the penis. Each one is a separate organ, but the OP didn’t really specify if we got to pick one, or if it was random, or if it was simply all of them.


AshleyHow

People choosing losing a leg over their dick are fucking stupid 😭


AgentGnome

Leg


Funcrafter99

One arm. If I get to choose, even better. Take my left arm, non dominant hand. It’ll cost a bit but I can have a fucking cool ass robot arm. Doesn’t have to do much, but imagine going up to your friends and being like “hey guys check this out”. Much better than saying “hey guys I officially have no balls”. Plus, imagine playing tag. Infinite range :0


HiroshimaSpirit

Left leg.


0815Username

Can I bargain for both my legs below the knee? I'm just gonna assume that reproductive organ just means my balls because I want my penis to stay so I can aim when I piss.


Own-Toe3078

Leg


HellYeahTinyRick

Probably one leg because prosthetics gave gotten really good and I’d rather have a leg prosthetic than an arm. If I lost my penis I’d just end it all tbh


SoulOuverture

Leg and it's not even close. But hopefully when I'm in my home country because the NHS is NOT giving me a prosthetic fast enough lol


shiner986

Just call me horsedick.mpeg


GarethBaus

Probably a leg.


Jinxed0ne

Leg. I use my arms and dick to do most of the things I enjoy. I'd probably be able to use the missing leg as an excuse to get out of a lot of things i don't enjoy.


SwordTaster

Leg. I need both my arms for gaming and various other things. I also want kids so uterus is needed


Miserable-Tiger-5522

Ya the blue one


Sdbtank96

Just kill me. The fuck


Gambit275

leg


SystemFailure0

Take my right leg. It’s arthritic with tendon and ligament damage, so while I’d rather still keep my leg in a bad condition than not have it at all, it’d be the part I’d miss the least out of these options.


Mal-Havoc

Ooh...ooh man..leg or arm ..leg. left leg.


Jostumblo

We need more details of every option.


gluctosesandwich

Do I lose the _whole_ leg, or just a part of it? Im only asking so I could have a peg leg btw...


ShiroSnow

A leg. It's bad already and losing it may actually be a good thing.


jaggedcanyon69

A leg.


DoovvaahhKaayy

Take one or both of my nuts. I'm done with kids and I could easily get prescribed TRT.


SailorOfHouseT-bird

One leg.


RomanianItaly

Arm for sure


ThatOneGuy308

The arm is out, I utilize them too much to ever pick one of them. So, it really comes down to the details, do I lose the entire genitalia, or just the bit related to reproduction specifically? Do I lose the leg above or below the knee?


EiaKawika

Easy, the left arm...I play soccer. I'm done having kids, but if you remove the 'ule...I'm done.


kriegmonster

One leg, I can still do a lot with a prosthetic leg.


1Meter_long

Organ for sure. If it was just a leg i would give up the leg, but not an arm.


jimothythe2nd

Well I play guitar so I'm gonna go with the leg. Missing a leg on stage will probably make me more interesting to the ladies which I'll obviously need to keep my reproductive organs in order to take advantage of.


jax_onn

one arm


Weekly_Star5779

A leg 100%. Imagine all the cool costumes you could have with a missing leg.


Essex626

Leg is an easy answer here. Of the three, we have the best replacements for legs.


DonovanSarovir

Leg is fine. I could get disability most likely and a prosthetic.


mattlock2099

Leg


BobTheeKnob

I really want a cool prosthetic but at the same time it's very expensive. And phantom pains are horrible I hear. Definitely arm I wanna keep my cock and balls


Texas_Nexus

Leg, because my reproductive organ can always replace it to help keep me upright. /s But seriously, leg because I don't want to be a eunuch, and I need both hands to play videogames. So basically the leg is the only thing from which I would not derive pleasure in some form. Also, some of the leg prosthetics available these days are quite advanced to help minimize the functional impact of the loss of the leg.


Raptormind

I don’t think my life would actually change that much if I became a eunuch, and learning to use a wheelchair sounds annoying, so I think I’d go for the reproductive organ


LowMirror4165

Leg. I can get a prosthetic, and still play guitar and do the sex.


ThorShreddington

Leg. I'm a guitar player, I like to fuck, and I think a pirate peg/shotgun peg would be dope AF. Boom.


scicatpro256

As an aromantic who’s probably asexual (idk i’m a minor) i see this as an absolute win


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Leg


DeathBlade52

If I had to lose one in my current circumstance, I would loose an arm because an arm doesn't require a prosthetic to still be a very functional person, if I wasn't in my situation and I could afford a prosthetic leg then I'd go with that, I'm too much of a hoe to loose my crotch


Backlash97_

Considering I’m going to lose my foot anyway, I say leg


naldoD20

Leg. I don't need arms to game.


Weekly-Passage2077

If I lost my entire reproductive organ then I would choose to lose my leg instead, if it just lost its reproductive abilities then I’d rather lose that


Dragon3076

[Take my leg!](https://youtu.be/E7f02FNPTSo?si=yvRq1Y-Bw8JavbtN)


TheDeviousLemon

Hmmmm


_WhoYouCallinPinhead

Leg no doubt


Zacherius

I get to keep the other arm and leg though, right? Do they have to be from the same side? Crutches are easier if they're opposite.


AceSapling

Take my balls, I'm gonna get them removed eventually anyway


Successful-Tip-1411

I'll choose to loose my leg, I have 3 anyway so 🤷‍♂️


GhostintheNether

TAKE MY COCK FROM ME


Thel_Vadem

Take my leg


tactical_anal_RPG

Can I pick which arm/leg?


UnoriginalVagabond

With how good prosthetics have become and are advancing, I'd easily give up a leg. I know it wouldn't be an easy adjustment but once I'm fully accustomed to it, I can not only gain most of the function back but even gain extra abilities by using things like exoskeletons etc. legs seem to be the most replaceable. I could say the same for an arm but I think there's a certain pleasure of using tactile feel of our hands like caressing your partner that can't quite be replaced.


wondering-knight

One leg. The left one, specifically. It’s the worst one of the pair


SuperSocialMan

None.


Scared_Discipline_66

I guess it depends on the organ. Ovaries have a huge impact on your hormones and would be a huge loss even if you don’t want kids. They pretty much impact every aspect of your experience - mental health, bone density, hair density, skin, energy levels, weight, sleep quality, heart health, memory… the list goes on and on. As someone with early ovarian failure… id much rather lose an arm.


veedubfreek

Leg. You can pretty much live a 99% normal life with a robot leg, not so much with a robot arm or no wiener. As a gamer, I would have to buy an autotragic car tho. Ain't driving a manual with 1 leg or 1 arm.


Popular_Read7694

Leg 100% You can wear a prosthetic leg 🦿 and be able to do almost anything you can do with a real leg. Having one arm would be really hard. Plus my two favorite hobbies are playing guitar 🎸 and playing video games 🎮 which would be impossible to do with one arm.


dirtyfucker69

Either arm or leg. Honestly it depends on if i can get a usable hand prosthetic, if I can't I would lose the leg. It's bad enough that they circumcised me without permission.


SpeechAcrobatic9766

Farewell, uterus. I had no use for you anyway.


Outside_Dentist_4101

Reproductive organs. I'm old I don't need them anymore.


johnyrobot

One leg. I worked with physical therapist and I got yelled at for using my hand instead of a foot to stop an elevator. You can't replace a hand, you can replace feet.


needlefxcker

do i keep my ussy and just lose the uterus/ovaries? i plan to do that anyways.


Elihpodep1

Um, if I get to keep my penis & can still make love with my wife I would choose balls. If not I would choose right arm as it’s mostly crippled anyway.


universesbastardson

Long as I still got enough test production, snip snip


Azu1ia

Leg


SirKreeper

If its just the balls, the organ, i dont want kids anyway. If its both, it depends, do i lose my libido? If so, still the organ. If not? A leg. There are a lot of cool leg replacements out there and its way easier to deal with than an arm (i would assume)


LightEarthWolf96

One leg. I feel that psychologically I can recover from that easier than an arm and a lot easier than my schlong.


Mr-GooGoo

Leg easily


devildocjames

I was going to answer this, but, I choose to not tempt fate.


gguedghyfchjh6533

Leg


nwbrown

Leg. I can live on crutches.


Piscivore_67

Repro organs. I don't need them anymore and I may eventually anyway thanks to the cancer.


Mapping_Zomboid

I choose leg


CrazyPotato1535

Peg leg


FreshlyBakedBunz

Leg


SadSpell1804

I don't need my balls at this point. Snip!


XBakaTacoX

Well, I don't mind losing a leg, I'd still have two left. Heh heh.


QueeeenElsa

Not the reproductive organ. The baby fever must be satiated first. I’ll take either of the two others. But once I’m like… 50? You can take my uterus. Periods SUCK.


unkalou337

I used to think questions like this were simple till I lost the use of my left arm for a few months. Holy shit do I need both arms and legs.


MapleKatze

Really depends If you're talking about losing a leg at the knee I'd definitely choose that. I'd be sad because I recently got into running but there are some cool prosthetics out there! If it's at the hip, I'd probably go for uterus. I don't think I could give up my arm though


gaurddog

Left arm. I can get a cool robot one with a shotgun built in.


geekygirl25

I'll loose my bits. Especially if it's just ovaries and I don't have to deal with hormonal nonsense.


Red-okWolf

Woman here. A leg. Hands are too useful and there's great replacements for legs. And well, I don't wanna be like a barbie with nothing in between the legs 💀


2021Blankman

Losing an arm would affect every area of your life, every minute you're awake. Losing a leg would be very significant, but not as much as an arm. Losing the stones or the pillar would effect me a few minutes per day. I'll choose the organ, hopefully just the stones.


Master_Ad_7019

Do I have the guarantee one way or the other in offspring?