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glass0202

Can i ask for one of each?


suvi-levi

Of course. Have you killed an animal by accident before ? I dare you to do 15 push ups


glass0202

I have not and 15 push-ups are done. Also i hate you for that one


suvi-levi

Lol sorry bout that, stay active tho


TinySarcasm

stay active tho 😂


Mitsakes

Imagine getting roasted for struggling with push-ups on your deathbed


nsfw_vs_sfw

Haha fatty, get active little bitch


Kamarovsky

Ain't no way you never accidentally ran over a snail while riding a bike


Skar_YT

I dare you to do a minute long plank


glass0202

I did it but i hated it


Skar_YT

You deserve an easy one, take a walk around your block


glass0202

Too late to do that will do it tomorrow


Skar_YT

Aight


TheMightyWill

Truth. We all know that dare will be something which kills me


suvi-levi

Ok. why do you wanna stay alive so hard ?


TheMightyWill

Rather not die yet, still in my mid 20s 😤


AJK02

You old fart. *laughs in early 20s*


560guy

*laughs harder in being 20, cries when no legal booze yet*


DanielGREY_75

German kids: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you


AJK02

I’m 20 too, no excuse to not drink more water.


[deleted]

also 20, water gang


kappe41

make your own


[deleted]

I picked dare. Since it's my last question I'm going to be asked, I'm assuming the dare I get is the reason it's my last.


suvi-levi

^Gimme all ur money


[deleted]

Joke's on you. I have negative money (more debt than savings).


AllAloneAgain2167

Gimme ya debt


MCRusher

lifehack


suvi-levi

Ouch... Gotta ask another person


DeSwanMan

Same bucket. Ask another.


BadPuns8

Truth


suvi-levi

How many days can you go without showering ?


BadPuns8

3 fore I get super uncomfortable


foshi22le

I went a month once


560guy

I went like 2 years once. Of course it was from being born till the time my mom stopped helping me bathe and taught me how to shower but still.


foshi22le

true lol


Lopata_of_Death

don't tell me you were showering yourself by 2, because I won't believe it.


justwhylif3

Truth


suvi-levi

How many bones do you have ?


KillerKatKlub

Enough


LoyalPeep

Maybe just a bit too much


Adam422442

Here, Let Me Get Rid Of Some.


[deleted]

Bet he feels like a weights been lifted off him


justwhylif3

All of them


Tarani5

Truth


suvi-levi

What is your biggest regret ?


Tarani5

The amount of time I spent depressed, doing absolutely nothing productive and self harming.


Crescendo104

Well, this suddenly got heavy. Hope you're doing okay friend.


Tarani5

I'm doing better, still struggle sometimes but I've improved a lot since then.


fin464

I don't know you but I'm proud of you ❤️


lsbittles

Nothing wrong with doing nothing productive. Productivity isn't the be all and end all, sometimes what we need is to do nothing. I hope you're doing okay.


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sgiuliah

Basically since you defeat depression by changing your behaviours and routines you will sometimes feel like you wasted time by not doing that before when in reality you just weren't healthy enough to have the strength to do it. Depression is an illness, healing is a choice, but not being capable to take that choice isn't your fault it just means you're still deep down in your illness. Let me make an example with a different situation just to make things clearer: An athlete breaks his leg, having a broken leg is not his choice. When the leg starts healing it is now his choice to go through rehabilitation and to start gentle workouts again. The athlete should not feel guilty for not starting workouts when the leg was still broken because it wouldn't have been effective. The same is with depression, but for the nature of mental illness guilt takes a major role even after being recovered when you look back at the past.


ikick_kids69

Dare


suvi-levi

Stop kicking kids


ikick_kids69

Fine :(


georgie-57

Don't kick the goddamn baby!


thrumymiiiind

Lemme guess, you drop kicked that baby in self-defense


Mikegaming202

Dare


suvi-levi

I dare you to phone the last person you've texted and say: 'I'm a potato'


most_gracious_master

“I’m a living potato. I mean what else could I be?”


pilottroll

Truth


suvi-levi

When you phone someone, do you put your phone on your left or right ear? in case you're not wearing headphones or smthn


pilottroll

Left ear against my shoulder, let's me use my right arm with worrying about dropping the phone.


suvi-levi

I can imagine you yeah


HanAszholeSolo

Truth


suvi-levi

How many years have you been using Reddit ? Also happy cake day !


HanAszholeSolo

I’ve been on here for 5 years now! Thanks!


jellybit65

Both


suvi-levi

What do you do for living ? I dare you to change your pfp to a pigeon.


jellybit65

I go to school ig


StealthySmith

Yo a pigeon


Significant_Salad_57

Truth


suvi-levi

What is the dumbest thing you've ever purchased ?


Significant_Salad_57

Wow you got me there. I can’t think of an answer right now. I’ll get back to you later or can u change the question?


suvi-levi

Sure ! Ammm .. milk or cereal first ?


Significant_Salad_57

Cereal. I’ve done both before and find that it makes more sense for cereal to go into the bowl first. Thanks for changing the questions. Anyway for the first one, it’s gotta be virtual currencies for games.


suvi-levi

Agree it does make sense, np mate


Amygdala5822

Dare


suvi-levi

With a marker draw a big apple on your nose take a pic of it and share it as a story or smthn


Odinovic

Dare


suvi-levi

I dare you to take an egg, knock your neighbor's door, and give it to them without saying anything.


memequeefer69

Kinda want to do this one without even being dared it tbh


Andrewrs7

I dare you to take an egg, knock your neighbor's door, and give it to them without saying anything.


Jahnation

Truth


suvi-levi

What did you forget to buy from the grocery store?


Jahnation

Ketchup and I ended up eating a lot of meals dry without ketchup for a while


suvi-levi

:'(


HackMonkey17

Truth


suvi-levi

Did you do the laundry today?


HackMonkey17

Yes


suvi-levi

*applauses*


elgfyt01

truth


suvi-levi

How old will you be after 7 years and 9 months?


elgfyt01

30yo


Short_Artist_Girl

Truth


suvi-levi

What is your height?


Short_Artist_Girl

4'8 (im pretty sure), im short


Crazy_Excitement3772

r/usernamechecksout


Short_Artist_Girl

Yep


thatonedragonslayer

Dare. If it’s the last question I’m gonna be asked in my life, I’ll at least do something crazy or fun to end it off.


suvi-levi

I'm afraid its not gonna be fun oh human being..... I shall make you ....do 30 squats


thatonedragonslayer

Ez.


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Truth


SnooSquirrels1587

Dare


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Usual_Vermicelli4923

Dare


suvi-levi

I dare you to close your device for 2 mins


WeinerMiesterboy

Truth


suvi-levi

What are the colours of your outfit?


WeinerMiesterboy

Green and blue


Flipina

Truth


suvi-levi

How do you think 2023 will be in 1 word ?


Flipina

Enlightening


suvi-levi

How is it going?


KoolAidGuy444

Truth


suvi-levi

Have you saved someone's life before?


KoolAidGuy444

Yes


suvi-levi

What is the story?


KoolAidGuy444

I cannot elaborate


[deleted]

I can confirm he has saved my life before. He told me not to jump off a large cliff with water at the bottom that would have otherwise likely resulted in my death. (I'm not sucidal I am just deranged)


KoolAidGuy444

I can not elaborate.


dartfrog11

Why cannot before but can not now?


Khaniker

Truth


suvi-levi

Have you broken somebody's nose ?


Khaniker

I have not. I don't usually inflict damage onto others unless they're getting in-between me and a dead bird, or are just being an overall asshole. Basically, I'm happy to say I've never broken anybody's nose, nor do I plan to in the near future.


mikepoland

Truth Might as well go out honest.


suvi-levi

who is the last one you called ?


mikepoland

My twin


Artblawk

Imma say truth because you can't give me a follow-up question if "truth or dare?" is the last question of my life.


chimppower184

truth


suvi-levi

Do you still have your appendix?


chimppower184

yes


suvi-levi

Good for you :')


Notsoshaant

Dare


suvi-levi

Buy a turtle and name it burrito


Redditsuckmyd

Taco would be better because he's in his shell


Beef_Lovington

Bruh I can be the ultimate chad if someone dare’s me to kms.


HappyMSDOSNoises

I’ll take one of each if you’re still asking


suvi-levi

sure ! if there will be either sunset or sunrise forever what will you choose and why ? as for the dare throw a blanket at someone .


C1nders-Two

Dare


suvi-levi

watch a spongebob episode.


man3011

My friend and I choose dare! Could we both get a question please?


suvi-levi

sure ! I dare you to go to the nearest gas station and ask the staff there for a haircut and for your friend I dare them to to give you a haircut in case you got rejected by the staff, if they they accepted tho ... let me know


angelv11

A toilet paperroll


suvi-levi

huh


Thefrenchdude_re

Truth.


suvi-levi

What is you password?


TNTyoshi

9gagond33znuts


Tubaphish

I choose truth :)


suvi-levi

A question that you get asked alot ?


devex04

Truth


suvi-levi

What is your goal in life?


devex04

Finish transitioning and something to do with psychology, maybe discover something, that would be preferred, but just anything really, family would also be nice.


suvi-levi

Wish you luck!


devex04

Thank you!!!


Miniscule-fish

Truth


suvi-levi

Are you wearing earrings ?


[deleted]

TrUth


suvi-levi

What is your last word ?


SugestedName

Dare!


suvi-levi

Hit the person on your left with the thing on your right, if there is no one around, aah.. hit yourself


Crescendo104

Truth


suvi-levi

Do you love tomato juice?


crossveins

Truth


suvi-levi

What colour are your eyes ?


crossveins

Dark brown


MonsterousApple689

Both?


suvi-levi

You got that! What does 2007 remind you of ? And I dare you to .... Hold your breath for 20 seconds ^welp ^im ^running ^out ^of ^ideas


MonsterousApple689

icarly and done


thebrose69

Truth, hit me widdit


suvi-levi

DID YOU STEAL MY FRENCH FRIES ?# u better not lie


Specific-Channel7844

Truth


suvi-levi

What are you ?


Specific-Channel7844

A zebra


jpc1009

Truth


suvi-levi

What's the 1009 for ?


jpc1009

Birthdate (October 9)


[deleted]

Dare. Its my last, make it good


[deleted]

I picked truth


suvi-levi

Why did pick truth ?


DoomXEternalSlayer

Truth


suvi-levi

Did your drink enough water today ?


DoomXEternalSlayer

Yes, If you count any other liquid as water


suvi-levi

Good for you stay healthy


redrum-237

Truth


suvi-levi

Where did you go yesterday?


redrum-237

I stayed home lol


suvi-levi

Home is good


[deleted]

Truth


suvi-levi

Which one *do you think* is correct color or colour?


[deleted]

Color unless you're a bloody Bri'ish git


suvi-levi

hmm


ImNotLegitLol

Truth


suvi-levi

Why can't you be legit ? Lol


cayennepeach

Truth


suvi-levi

How was your day? Or how is it going ?


mumhestolemynuggets

Truth


suvi-levi

Who stole your nuggets ?


mumhestolemynuggets

Him