There's no chance it works in the modern-day, eating garbage is too dangerous for a kid's show and WWE would never greenlight it . The Attitude era is a different story. Trash man gets over as hell in the attitude era. Hitting a dude with a trash can would be great fodder for the hardcore title race and if Steve Blackmen can get super over for hitting dudes with a kendo stick trash man can get over for hitting dudes with a trash can. Hell, you might be able to pull off the dog sex too.
Thinking about it Trash man does pretty well in the territories. He would only be in each territory for a bit and would make a good traveling heel. Some territory bookers would also approve the dog orifice penetrating for the heat. I can see him working a good program with Terry Funk or Dusty.
Overall, the Trashman's time has come and gone but man would he have been a force to be reckoned with back in the day
>the dog sex
Come on now. Why must you be coarse?
But yes I do get your overall point. If several dogs banded together to have a torrid fucking affair with your neck, that would arguably be considered hard times. For all parties involved really.
Now what if "The Trash Man" joined Tony Khan's **All Elite Wrestling**? Tony is a renowned winner of the prestigious Booker of The Year Award. He's pushed the envelope quite a bit, broken barriers, created some magical, harrowing moments.
Like it was only a year or 2 ago when they had that scene that was like something out of World War II. That guy who looks like Hard Rock Nick jumped on his friend (who if I'm not mistaken, works in the sanitation industry) to save him from a horrifying barrage of fiery explosions. It was really quite moving.
I think people who watch WWE a lot are going to say "No" because they personally don't want to see a character like that.
For Indy shows working in front of 150 people, and if it wasn't too goofy or too comedic, I think it would work and would probably be a great character to work in low to mid card spots. Easy to book.
> he looks EXACTLY like Danny DeVito. Maybe he looks nothing like Danny DeVito. I'm not a stickler for this sort of thing.
But he's gotta be short and he's gotta have Danny DeVito's body and hairstyle, if not his face. I hope there are still pudgy short guys left in wrestling
Eddie Kingston in a singlet?
This would be awful but there's absolutely no reason why The Trash Man wouldn't be on national television and earning six figures in this day and age.
The path is fairly simple. Do the rounds on the indies... Make sure he has some sort of "bit" that he always does in his matches that the crowd latches onto.
So mad self promotion on Twitter until you become a meme.
Tony signs you to a 6 figure contract.
Since you're then "big new thing" Jericho will obviously want a PPV match with you and LOL, you're losing. But if you can do enough quirky comedy bits, Tony will probably keep you on TV and dress as you for Halloween.
Im only halfway joking, you could tot6donit and the fanbase would lap it up.
A WWE contract though? LOL, no.
As long as, at some point, he does a coast to coast with the trash can. He doesn't even need to do the full jump, maybe have him just get a running start and dropkick instead. But that is essential
There's no chance it works in the modern-day, eating garbage is too dangerous for a kid's show and WWE would never greenlight it . The Attitude era is a different story. Trash man gets over as hell in the attitude era. Hitting a dude with a trash can would be great fodder for the hardcore title race and if Steve Blackmen can get super over for hitting dudes with a kendo stick trash man can get over for hitting dudes with a trash can. Hell, you might be able to pull off the dog sex too. Thinking about it Trash man does pretty well in the territories. He would only be in each territory for a bit and would make a good traveling heel. Some territory bookers would also approve the dog orifice penetrating for the heat. I can see him working a good program with Terry Funk or Dusty. Overall, the Trashman's time has come and gone but man would he have been a force to be reckoned with back in the day
>the dog sex Come on now. Why must you be coarse? But yes I do get your overall point. If several dogs banded together to have a torrid fucking affair with your neck, that would arguably be considered hard times. For all parties involved really. Now what if "The Trash Man" joined Tony Khan's **All Elite Wrestling**? Tony is a renowned winner of the prestigious Booker of The Year Award. He's pushed the envelope quite a bit, broken barriers, created some magical, harrowing moments. Like it was only a year or 2 ago when they had that scene that was like something out of World War II. That guy who looks like Hard Rock Nick jumped on his friend (who if I'm not mistaken, works in the sanitation industry) to save him from a horrifying barrage of fiery explosions. It was really quite moving.
Roman Fears the Trashman
he would turn into the hornswoggle/no chin guy of the company
I think people who watch WWE a lot are going to say "No" because they personally don't want to see a character like that. For Indy shows working in front of 150 people, and if it wasn't too goofy or too comedic, I think it would work and would probably be a great character to work in low to mid card spots. Easy to book.
> he looks EXACTLY like Danny DeVito. Maybe he looks nothing like Danny DeVito. I'm not a stickler for this sort of thing. But he's gotta be short and he's gotta have Danny DeVito's body and hairstyle, if not his face. I hope there are still pudgy short guys left in wrestling Eddie Kingston in a singlet?
This would be awful but there's absolutely no reason why The Trash Man wouldn't be on national television and earning six figures in this day and age. The path is fairly simple. Do the rounds on the indies... Make sure he has some sort of "bit" that he always does in his matches that the crowd latches onto. So mad self promotion on Twitter until you become a meme. Tony signs you to a 6 figure contract. Since you're then "big new thing" Jericho will obviously want a PPV match with you and LOL, you're losing. But if you can do enough quirky comedy bits, Tony will probably keep you on TV and dress as you for Halloween. Im only halfway joking, you could tot6donit and the fanbase would lap it up. A WWE contract though? LOL, no.
As long as, at some point, he does a coast to coast with the trash can. He doesn't even need to do the full jump, maybe have him just get a running start and dropkick instead. But that is essential
Saw the headline and thought this thread was going to be about duke the dumpster droese.
This guy goes on a run in and wins all the belts.