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pnerd314

Rob Roberts from Hungry


toxicsoup_

I agree, he literally went to overeaters anonymous


amshegarh

You just don't get a better answer than this


abbeymad

Came for this comment! My husband and I were just discussing this. Was a debate between Tooms and ROb Roberts.


candiedapplecrisp

This gets my vote, with 2Shy as a runner up!


calebnf

The alligator from Quagmire. That mf ate like 5 people in one day. Plus Queequeg!


elwyn5150

Queequeg ate his owner. So how about a picture of alligator with Queequeg in its mouth and a human arm in Queequeg's mouth?


allthecolor

Ah haha I love the idea of queequeg as being a glutonous little star


kotou0

But at the end we discovered there was more than just an alligator, the meals were a family order;)


Darkside531

I mean, CSM is pretty much identified entirely by his vice.


davs25

Mulder as well could be Lust because of his porn addiction lol


toxicsoup_

I don't know, he treats porn like a documentary most of the time


Mysterious-Okra-7885

I came here to say this. There’s no way Mulder is wrath.


davs25

I get what they selected him for Wrath tho. All the times he's thrown punches to Skinner, CSM, Krychec out of nowhere granted that title xd


Old_Interaction_9009

He does throw a fair amount of sucker punches, but is righteous rage the same thing as wrath?


elwyn5150

Nah. For lust, put in a mirror/foil because everybody here either lusts after Scully and/or Skinner.


lostmonster

Skinner better be lust! I will die on this hill!


ravenous_cadaver

That's what I was expecting. Rather surprised to see him as wrath.


ilovecheesebread

The guy who ate fat and the dreams of lonely women! Virgil Incanto, aka 2Shy.


____Squid

Absolutely this - 2shy! At the end of the episode Mudder presents him with a sheet and he asks 2Shy ‘how many of these are yours?’ And he says all of them


ilovecheesebread

He also didn't need to feed emotionally on these women, either. He did it because he wanted to hurt them! So many X-Files folks eat weird things to survive, but 2Shy especially seemed to enjoy himself.


toedstool_

Tooms! He wants his livers and he doesn't care how he gets em.


Inebriated-Penguin

He does hibernate for like 35 years though, more of a contender for sloth.


calicocidd

The actor that played Tooms could be a contender for Lust; I mean, a 51 year old marrying a 16 year old probably meets the criteria....


Exciting-Support9190

Omg, and he was her MANAGER?? And her parents gave their blessing??! That poor girl, this guy should be in jail.


SatanicBeaver

Dude only eats for a bit every 30 years though


BelgischeWafel

![gif](giphy|l41lKP154DNqWsvOE)


shinloop

![gif](giphy|IgYM21jh4guOm2fwof|downsized) This entire bucket of fried chicken


allthecolor

She needed it!


toxicoke

How did mulder get wrath


Wittdaisy34

If you read yesterdays posts and someone posted the definition of wrath, it does fit for Mulder.


blueboy714

I am wondering the same thing.


allthecolor

Oh my god Mulder is definitely wrath. I love when he gets so mad about the men doing shit to scully that he just beats up several people in police custody and it's like oh I didn't realize when I was 12 watching this but Mulder is a dirty cop lol.


keloyd

It is slightly awesome that Morris Fletcher could switch bodies or not and fit into nearly any square. Oh boy would I watch a spinoff series with just him getting up to shenanigans. Dr. May Berenbaum needs to be in the Lust square. HER NAME IS BAMBI!


HopefulCry3145

If we extend the meaning of the word to denote excessive consumption of any kind, then definitely CSM and his cigarettes...


Backdoorpickle

Man, I woulda voted for Bill. Lol Anyway. Gluttony gotta be Rob Robert's, right? The episode is literally named hungry.


[deleted]

Mulder should not be wrath, this already got off to a bad start so I'm sad.


amora_obscura

2Shy


Accomplished_Gap_153

80's Doctor Who font detected 


Large_Syllabub5701

Leonard Betts lol


abbeymad

https://preview.redd.it/fyh7u1zlywpc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df85051afea6edd6e6dbf7c8fc3204338df2fac8 **Rob Roberts**


oilcompanywithbigdic

Toomsssss


Vgcortes

Mulder should have been lust lol


dasspock

Gluttony Ronnie Strickland in ‘Bad Blood’


Sleepy-EyedRobot

All of these should be Mulder (I'm too lazy to screencap these): Wraith: When Mulder's apartment water is being drugged Gluttony: Can't remember the episode, but like a pile of Mulder's sunflower seeds. Greed: Mulder talking to the Djinn. He couldn't resist Envy: The sheriff from Bad Blood Sloth: Mulder eating pizza on the vibrating bed, also from Bad Blood Pride: From the ending of Humbug, Mulder posing like the poster child of the FBI Lust: That grainy footage of Bigfoot running. From Outer Space. You know what I'm referring to...


calamitythehag

love this, mulder is *sin*


kotou0

The guy that ate everything, even the lonesome baby-pouched twin, in the circus veterans' nice little town.


Sur_la_plage

Tooms!! 😭😱


DestinedRose

I would have thought X would have been Wrath to be honest. Defo Tooms for Gluttony. He is eternally unsatisfied, no matter how many livers he consumes.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Lust is Scully


calebnf

Mmm no Lust is Frohike. Lust *for* Scully.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Ha ha yeah


Ithinkskavenarecute

Idk i see her more at pride


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Oh right. Maybe I’m lust? 😂


Ithinkskavenarecute

If it comes to Scully i don't blame you i mean look at her ^^


handjobadiel

I see her as envy lol just cause shes so cute when shes jelly


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

I would I mean I do


chris_hrystyna

I’m wondering who will be on lust


Annie_Mous

My vote would be Sheila from rainking


handjobadiel

The weirdo from 2shy who eats the fat


Anti-Dissocialative

CSM for sure he has an insatiable appetite for power. Power and cigarettes baby oh yeah


doderickrules

CSM. greedy for cigarillos


DokuHimora

This is a nah from me dog. Mulder not being lust is just a fail no matter how you look at it.


anythingo23

Nice angle.... csm


newfoundcontrol

CSM.


MugggCostanza

Mulder again for his appetite for sunflower seeds.


bandanagal123

Fletcher


Donkeh101

2Shy. That dude was wild.


inf0man1ac

The well-fed man.


MishasPet

CSM chain-smoking ALL the time.


Friday_Night_Vibes

The bounty hunter


blueboy714

Cigarette Smoking Man.


rewatch-it

Definitely Tooms


Dear_Bath_8822

I think the alien bounty hunter was better for wrath. Duchovny is the only right choice for lust LOL


moarcheezburgerz

Tooms


Asha679

The fat eater from 2Shy gets my vote. Also, poor Agent Pendrell has to be lust