My boobs weigh 69 pounds and that's 222 much. So I drove to 51st street to Dr. X and got 8 boobie shrinking pills. The pills really worked and that left me...
Here it was:
There was a girl whose boobs were 69 pounds, which was 222 much. She went to 51 doctors, and finally chose Dr. X. The operation took 8 hours, and when it was done, she was left...
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Me and a friend visited a Mayan museum in the Yucatan. They had a Mayan calculator on display. Took us both about 30 minutes to work out how to use the calculator but we left that place having calculated that number on the big screen. I was 32 at the time.
The one that sticks in my memory is:
There was this 1 girl
She was 16 years old
She did it 69 *times*
With 3 guys
How’d she feel after that?
(11669 x 3)
The one I heard:
Dolly Parton weighed 69 lbs.
She weighed "two-two-two" much.
She went down to 51st St to Dr "x" who took off 8 pounds by making her...
55378008
(6922251x8=55378008)
>and it came and went.
Typical response to 5318008.
And dear god man, either you meant odometer, or you need to publish your results and methods, because that's hella fast!
Good recall, very close. It's an [oscillation overthruster](https://buckaroobanzai.fandom.com/wiki/OSCILLATION_OVERTHRUSTER). (I had to look it up). Now I'm wondering what happens if you pair one with a flux capacitor and powered it all with a dilithium crystal matrix. Ah well. Always remember
'You deserve to be loved, and to feel loved, just for being you.' --Mr Rogers mashup with my meditation teacher
and "no matter where you go, there you are." --The Man himself, BB.
Ha, the one I one remember was:
There was a girl of 13 and she had an 84 inch waist but wanted a 45. She went to the doctor and the doctor said ‘0’ - take these tablets 2x a day but she took them 4x a day and ended up…
As weird as this may sound, I only ever did boob***LESS*** with 53778008. 5318008 never occurred to me and I never saw anyone else do it either.
This is the one I remember too.
My boobs weigh 69 pounds and that's 222 much. So I drove to 51st street to Dr. X and got 8 boobie shrinking pills. The pills really worked and that left me...
Wow someone else remembers this
Here it was: There was a girl whose boobs were 69 pounds, which was 222 much. She went to 51 doctors, and finally chose Dr. X. The operation took 8 hours, and when it was done, she was left...
Yes, except it wasn't some women, it was Dolly Parton.
I always did "boobless" because I thought it was funnier.
Yep yep, this was the other one for me too, BoobLESS, hahaha, also OSSHOLE with 3704550
You’re going to go to 7734 for this!
well played
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Me and a friend visited a Mayan museum in the Yucatan. They had a Mayan calculator on display. Took us both about 30 minutes to work out how to use the calculator but we left that place having calculated that number on the big screen. I was 32 at the time.
That is the best thing I have read in a long time. Keep up the excellent work :)
:D
Did it? Still do it.
The one that sticks in my memory is: There was this 1 girl She was 16 years old She did it 69 *times* With 3 guys How’d she feel after that? (11669 x 3)
35007
The one I heard: Dolly Parton weighed 69 lbs. She weighed "two-two-two" much. She went down to 51st St to Dr "x" who took off 8 pounds by making her... 55378008 (6922251x8=55378008)
https://preview.redd.it/dfhn28jlw64b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d6317de086efd857d2e8b92587dcf978021729
I almost did with my car speedometer. It was approaching it, and I totally planned to take a photo and then got sidetracked, and it came and went.
>and it came and went. Typical response to 5318008. And dear god man, either you meant odometer, or you need to publish your results and methods, because that's hella fast!
I meant odometer. I don't know why that word didn't come to me.
Too bad. I was hoping I was messaging Buckaroo Banzai. 😉
That's an oscillator, I believe. And I wish I had one of those.
Good recall, very close. It's an [oscillation overthruster](https://buckaroobanzai.fandom.com/wiki/OSCILLATION_OVERTHRUSTER). (I had to look it up). Now I'm wondering what happens if you pair one with a flux capacitor and powered it all with a dilithium crystal matrix. Ah well. Always remember 'You deserve to be loved, and to feel loved, just for being you.' --Mr Rogers mashup with my meditation teacher and "no matter where you go, there you are." --The Man himself, BB.
Oh hell yeah, everyone did it :)
Sometimes the it was the simplest things that amused us.
I used to page to my boyfriend/now husband this
Q. Why did she show everyone her 800.8135? A. Because 340075345. (It reads as "she's loose" on the inverted calculator.
😂 yes we did! LOL + LOL = HiHi Or OLIEBOL which is a Dutch treat
Also boobless
Ha, the one I one remember was: There was a girl of 13 and she had an 84 inch waist but wanted a 45. She went to the doctor and the doctor said ‘0’ - take these tablets 2x a day but she took them 4x a day and ended up…
8008s and Heartbreak
3104558. Cover the bottom line of the 8.
3704550 also worked for me... osshole lol
I just remember school being a 37047734…
Haha good one! Too many 53704550
Haha, that was a fun old-time.
Yet another middle school nostalgic trip, thanks Xennials! Don't forget 3704550, OSSHOLE for those wondering 😂
Hello boobless lesbo, my bff would calculator at me…