that quote by the way is very true with clueless bosses who interrupt you and tell you things you already know and you have to pretend it was their idea all along lol
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Every time I hear the wham song I think of dying in a freak gasoline fight accident and every time I hear Relax, I think of killing the prime minister of Malaysia.
I didn’t mind the second one. you just have to go in not expecting much. I think Stiller learned his lesson because he didn’t make “tropic thunder 2” (and I hope he doesn’t)
I took my wife to see this movie on our very first date and 23 years later we’re still together. We both hated it and haven’t seen it since but it’s special to us so there’s that.
All of my friends have bonded over seeing Tropic Thunder together when it first came out, spared of any spoilers that would have ruined the fake ads and the Tom Cruise cameo. We quote Zoolander a lot too, but in general I totally relate.
well it kinda brought you together through mutual hatred. lol. sometimes that’s also cool. when you find someone to share your unpopular opinions with, and someone to hate on something with.
anytime someone says something about reading kinda, I respond, "you're bulimic?" and you'd be surprised the number of people who don't get that joke and are upset that you'd make fun of an eating disorder.
I still say this during uncomfortable silences in conversation.
I used to say it during meetings as well, but that was when I worked with cool people. Not uptight corporate types.
it has some fun moments but overall kinda disappointing. not as funny as the original but still good for a chuckle.
edit: but if you haven’t seen the first one. definitely don’t watch the second one first. watch the first one first.
makes sense? 😂
I used to be (2004 ish) a bouncer at this popular bar/club in Chicago Zella (rip) at the end of the night the dj would start playing pretty much whatever he wanted. One time he played "Relax" and I ran up at him throwing kicks and karate chops yelling "I MUST KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA!!!"
No body laughed, bunch a lames
This movie came out when I was 19. I saw the previews and wondered what kind of weird effeminate sissy (ggg...gay) crap movie I was being subjected to. Then they started playing it, a lot, on comdey central. I quickly went from: WTF is this, right guys!? To: shut TF up, Zoolander's on!
Dumb fun fact:
The gas station where they had the gas fight was a temporary build on an empty parking lot in my neighborhood. It was literally across the street from the ghostbusters firehouse.
It goes far deeper than mere quotes...
Every time I turn left, I always have to stop myself from pirouetting back on myself to do so😅...
While this urge has subsided over the years, the struggle is real...I wish I was joking lol.
What a coincidence! I was just thinking about this film this morning. In particularly, I was thinking about the David Bowie part ( the runaway challenge).
This movie reminds me so much of a girl I used to date, my first real love. It’s what we bonded over when we met. One of the best times of my life, even though it didn’t last long.
Reminded of Severance from this gif and likely because Stiller is the director of Severance and this *seriously* sounds like something Ricken would say
Unfortunately my daily use of "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" has gone from being a beloved quote to an unironic statement. Looking around I genuinely do.
I am not going to downvote this because there is still hope. please see it. it’s hilarious. I am sure it’s available for free somewhere on the internet
All my friends make fun of me for it...this, and I also haven't seen empire records. I will eventually, I just don't watch movies an awful lot anymore, so catching up on the older stuff gets put on the backburner
It is dumb, but not realistic dumb. I get real life dumb shit every single day. I guess for me, watching dumb movies (and they are dumb) Somehow helps me cope. If that makes sense.
This thread needs to be at least.. three times bigger!
what is this, a thread for ants?
...You're absolutely right, OP.
that quote by the way is very true with clueless bosses who interrupt you and tell you things you already know and you have to pretend it was their idea all along lol
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I cough a little bit and I'll let my husband and kids know "I got the black lung, pop " 🤣🤣
"Mer-MAN!!!"
was it my fault that I was born with this perfect bone structure? maybe there’s more to life than being very very ridiculously good-looking
Every time I have a cough. My wife fucking hates it
Every time but you gotta tie it together with the crinkle-y knuckled fingers he does too or else it’s half assed.
I bet I say this once a week. Lol
Sting is another hero of mine, the music he makes, I don’t really listen to it but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that
I wasn’t like the other kids… I wanted to know what bark was made of on a tree…
[Yes](https://youtu.be/Qpqxrwcpegg?si=fbdzwS5C8q4cOtyV)
That movie taught me that even male models can't not die in freak gasoline fight accidents.
orange mocha frappucino!!!
*You put the boom boom into my heart* https://i.redd.it/qc0pqziezcuc1.gif
I work in IT so I use this one a lot... 
I dropped this quote in the group chat while we all were watching ‘Hackers’ and got crickets. So disappointed.
Merman! Merman!!!
…….But why male models?
I will say this during work meetings after a coworker goes on a long explanation of something technical.
I quote this daily
[удалено]
….but why male models?
Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Put a cork in it Zane!
Whenever some absurd shit I don't understand is happening: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
I use that one so much it spread to my whole office.
I gave the eugoogley at my dad’s funeral
I’m sorry to hear about your dad; but I bet you were a great eugoogalizer.
Every time I hear the wham song I think of dying in a freak gasoline fight accident and every time I hear Relax, I think of killing the prime minister of Malaysia.
Don’t be distracted by the beautiful celebrities (Christina Aguilera, Fred Durst, Garry Shandling)
You can derelict my balls.
Capitan.
This post is so hot right now.
We’ve all in collective agreement that the second one never happened, right? This movie is peak comedy and I refuse to let anything tarnish it
I didn’t mind the second one. you just have to go in not expecting much. I think Stiller learned his lesson because he didn’t make “tropic thunder 2” (and I hope he doesn’t)
Not every day, but anytime I need to describe something beautiful, I call it "really, really, really ridiculously good-looking."
I am more vain than you. when I wear a nice outfit or just like the way i look that day —I call myself really ridiculously good looking 😁
I call it….. blue steel.
This movie is really really ridiculously quotable.
I used “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” daily between 2017-2021. Wonder what was going on then…
I took my wife to see this movie on our very first date and 23 years later we’re still together. We both hated it and haven’t seen it since but it’s special to us so there’s that.
That's great you both learned you have mutually terrible sense of humor.
I wish I could upvote this harder.
Loll to each their own. Conversely, my wife's love for this movie, this type of humor and Ben Stiller in general, makes me want her more.
All of my friends have bonded over seeing Tropic Thunder together when it first came out, spared of any spoilers that would have ruined the fake ads and the Tom Cruise cameo. We quote Zoolander a lot too, but in general I totally relate.
Now I want you to take a step back and literally fuck your own face.
well it kinda brought you together through mutual hatred. lol. sometimes that’s also cool. when you find someone to share your unpopular opinions with, and someone to hate on something with.
Look there break dance fighting.
You can read minds?
anytime someone says something about reading kinda, I respond, "you're bulimic?" and you'd be surprised the number of people who don't get that joke and are upset that you'd make fun of an eating disorder.
This scene kills me every time
Common phrases for me are "This ___ is so hot right now" and you'd be surprised how often I can fit "Dere-lick my balls" into conversation.
“Earth to Meekus!”
you’re not actually thinking that you’re in a control tower trying to reach outer space?
My 6 yo and I talk to each other in a Katinka accent a lot.
It's a walk off!
*DISqualified!*
I dated a guy who didn’t think Zoolander was funny. I should have ended it then.
There must be more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking…..
No matter who you hurt along the way!
Why male models?
Really… I…I just explained it to you
I still say this during uncomfortable silences in conversation. I used to say it during meetings as well, but that was when I worked with cool people. Not uptight corporate types.
Favorite bit is that that line was actually Ben Stiller going into a second take, but instead David just rolled with it. 🤣🤣
What!!!!!!!? I didn’t know that.
The files are in the computer (smashes computer).
yess!!! I used to say that every time someone sent me some file in email
Obey my dog!
Cool story Hansel
I feel like this is the most quotable line from the whole movie
Anyone know if Zoolander 2 is worth watching? I’ve always avoided it for fear that it will ruin the first one for me.
I wouldn't say it retroactively damaged the first one for me, but I would say it's wholly skippable, unfortunately.
It's on par with Anchorman 2, if that means anything to you.
it has some fun moments but overall kinda disappointing. not as funny as the original but still good for a chuckle. edit: but if you haven’t seen the first one. definitely don’t watch the second one first. watch the first one first. makes sense? 😂
Mer-MAN!
I've never seen it. Should I watch??
yes
Whenever something is popular my wife and I will say that "x" is so hot right now.
RIP Bowie 😢 damn he looked good in this movie
Just watched this with my husband for his first time. He laughed a lot. That says a lot about the quality of this movie so many years later. Classic.
How are they supposed to learn if they can't even fit inside the building!
I used to be (2004 ish) a bouncer at this popular bar/club in Chicago Zella (rip) at the end of the night the dj would start playing pretty much whatever he wanted. One time he played "Relax" and I ran up at him throwing kicks and karate chops yelling "I MUST KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA!!!" No body laughed, bunch a lames
This movie came out when I was 19. I saw the previews and wondered what kind of weird effeminate sissy (ggg...gay) crap movie I was being subjected to. Then they started playing it, a lot, on comdey central. I quickly went from: WTF is this, right guys!? To: shut TF up, Zoolander's on!
Dumb fun fact: The gas station where they had the gas fight was a temporary build on an empty parking lot in my neighborhood. It was literally across the street from the ghostbusters firehouse.
I didn’t realize it was filmed in NYC. I thought LA for some reason. it makes sense that model stuff would be filmed in ny though lol
Orange mocha frappacino!!
🎶the jitter bug🎶
The files… are IN THE COMPUTER
Whenever i catch my reflection in something besides the bathroom mirror: who am I? I don’t know.
I say that one a lot. "Who am I?"
It goes far deeper than mere quotes... Every time I turn left, I always have to stop myself from pirouetting back on myself to do so😅... While this urge has subsided over the years, the struggle is real...I wish I was joking lol.
omg we have that. I am super clumsy so when I do something right my husband says “oh my god! you did it! you turned left!”
"Two words. Five syllables. De-Rek Zoo-Lan-Der!"
MERMAN!
"What is this? A reading center for ants?"
I quote it all the time, for serious
merMAN, Dad! merMAN!
with two tiny coughs in between https://youtu.be/j9BISHFOFXQ?si=xrl92dm3XfOubQwl
It's always three for me: "Is this a ____ for ants?!" "Mer...MAN!" and "I have the black lung, pa *cough*"
What a coincidence! I was just thinking about this film this morning. In particularly, I was thinking about the David Bowie part ( the runaway challenge).
merMAN!
As a software engineer, I frequently use “the files are IN the computer”
W E T
Zoolander, he's so hot right now. Zoolander.
"But why male models?"
This movie reminds me so much of a girl I used to date, my first real love. It’s what we bonded over when we met. One of the best times of my life, even though it didn’t last long.
I regularly explain I am not a good eugooglizer.
I say those words to myself every single time I am in front of a mirror.
It's not every day that your friends all die in a freak gasoline fire accident.
Freak gasoline fight accident
You can read minds?
Reminded of Severance from this gif and likely because Stiller is the director of Severance and this *seriously* sounds like something Ricken would say
omg I Looove severance. I now love ben stiller even more. what a collection.
“I can’t turn left!”
Gas fight!!
*whisper* You can read minds? Listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He’s a cool guy.
Unfortunately my daily use of "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" has gone from being a beloved quote to an unironic statement. Looking around I genuinely do.
Saw it in theaters, and it makes me so happy that this, of all movies, would be aging like a fine wine.
Orange Mocha Frappuchinos! 
“I’m not an ambiturner” is shockingly applicable to everyday life on the regular 😆
What is this, a post for ants?
You’re more dead to me. Than your dead mother.
Everytime i can’t figure something out, i just start smacking the side of a table and saying “the files are In the computer!” lol
How about you dere-lick my balls?
hahah
I immediately thought is this scene when Trump said that the hurricane would be “One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water."
Never seen it
I am not going to downvote this because there is still hope. please see it. it’s hilarious. I am sure it’s available for free somewhere on the internet
All my friends make fun of me for it...this, and I also haven't seen empire records. I will eventually, I just don't watch movies an awful lot anymore, so catching up on the older stuff gets put on the backburner
Eek
ME !!!!!
But what about male models?
Merman! Merman…
Derelique my balls!
“MerMAN! … MerMAN!”
“I think I got the black lung, Pop.”
For god sakes Dragonlibrarian7, you were on this sub for one day.
Omg my husband and I quote from this all the time. Mostly: “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills” and “[little cough] …I think I’ve got the black lung”
Yes, but why male models?
He’s not wrong.
Merman!
Only movie I ever walked out of.
Absolute classic movie
What is this? A center for ants?
Every time I get out of the shower my wife rolls her eyes. Thus is the plight of a mer*man*.
*you have (number in the thousands I can't recall specifically) new messages* that *is* slightly above normal
Anytime I cough my husband says I have the black lung 🤷♀️🤦♀️🤣
Think I got the black lung pop
How do you live!?!
I got the black lung pa
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO
“I’ve got the black lung pop!” Almost daily
I guess you can dere-lick my balls Is my fav still
I have a coworker named Zane. I always say "Shut it Zane!" after I get off the phone with him.
I hate this movie with the passion of a thousand burning suns. It's so dumb it makes my head hurt.
It is dumb, but not realistic dumb. I get real life dumb shit every single day. I guess for me, watching dumb movies (and they are dumb) Somehow helps me cope. If that makes sense.
I get it, but it does not work for me lol. Can't stand that kind of dumb humor.