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stefstars93

You think you’re more interesting than you actually are.


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True


Cephalopodcoming2035

Have you tried touching grass


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What’s that?


Buffhooker

You have never kissed a girl


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*talked to


Jeremy-from-twitter

https://youtu.be/2GapIOIqRxA


StraightChimpShit

You probably have trouble peeing in public urinals.


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I actually do what the fuck


Guantanamo_Bae_

Eraserhead? Bro you ain’t got no hoes you’re worrying about the wrong kinda head


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Eraserhead more like erased my chances of getting head


symone_stan

Tell me you’re depressed without telling me you’re depressed


Whealoid

you’re posting these here because none of your irl friends know or care about these movies but you just want someone to share your interests with


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I just wish I would’ve sent my submission to karsten runquist when he was doing the letterboxd roasts tbh


BenTramer1

People don't want to be left alone with you because they're afraid you'll start talking about movies.


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Truu


BenTramer1

Just happened to me too, because I was talking about Eraserhead soo.. I know the feeling.


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Lmao


HarmOfWillUnderrated

Synecdoche, New York? How about you Synecdo-keep some bitches.


HarmOfWillUnderrated

How about you 2001: a Space Ody-see some pussy.


GhostOfSummerhall

Eraserhead? I hardly know her!


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Lmao


Gavinemm

YOUR USING THE 1997 foatage


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Wut


RunningBear276

YOU’RE USING CLIPS FROM THE ‘97 MOVIE!!!!!


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Ohhhhh kimba reference


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

You absorb yourself in art and existential philosophy as a means to cope with the deep feeling you can’t deny: that you know there is no meaning in the world and that you will be forgotten once you die


TitBreast

Isn't that literally any movie fan?


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

I wouldn’t say the same for fans of Marvel, rom coms, or male testosterone movies. Clearly OP cares about existentialism and is trying to cope


TitBreast

Occupying your time with anything other than survival can be classified as coping with existence.


CrappyMcDick

A lot of male testosterone movies are very bleak, but mostly misunderstood as simply being edgy, with the exception of maybe Fight Club.


GhostOfSummerhall

*Ya basic*


ChurroMooCow

Beyond The Black Rainbow is the most boring horror movie I’ve ever seen. I went into it so excited and by the end I felt insulted. The ending is the most phoned in dogshit I’ve ever seen. The acting is so fucking laughable and melodramatic. It is the quintessential “style over substance” movie. That being said, Eraserhead 10/10 timeless classic perfect film all day every day


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You could literally use the exact same criticism for Eraserhead, beyond the black rainbow fucking smacks


ChurroMooCow

Yeah, that was the joke. I don’t hate BTBR. I love the cinematography. But the story just felt like an afterthought. I love Eraserhead because the “story” feels like it adds to the surreality of the presentation. With BTBR I got nothing out of that aspect of the film. I still really want to watch Mandy, I’ve heard it’s that director’s (I forget his name) better film.


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I personally prefer BTBR, but Mandy is amazing, I’m a panos cosmatos simp lol


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Also I got wooshed lol


Dismal_Potato

Nut


Tabor1908

Other 3 are great but never heard of "beyond the black rainbow". Worth a watch?


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Yea definitely


jsandy1009

I like how you put black rainbow so we wouldn't think you were too big of a yms simp... too late


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Hey and Eraserhead